Roth Army Madness! Here they are...the top 64 Roth Army Members... [Archive]

Dave's PA Rental

03-08-2005, 11:11 PM

Here is the West bracket:

copy and paste the matchups, putting who you think would win in bold.

1 Sarge
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug
10 Big Troubles

8 Nickdfresh
9 Northerngirl

6 GoldenAwe
11 Jesterstar

3 FORD
14 twonabomber

5 Viking
12 fairwrning

4 Ally_Cat
13 Big Train

2 rustoffa
15 azcrdnal

Dave's PA Rental

03-08-2005, 11:13 PM

1 Sarge
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug
10 Big Troubles

8 Nickdfresh
9 Northerngirl

6 GoldenAwe
11 Jesterstar

3 FORD
14 twonabomber

5 Viking
12 fairwrning

4 Ally_Cat
13 Big Train

2 rustoffa
15 azcrdnal

...like that.

rustoffa

03-09-2005, 12:04 AM

I'll abstain based on the certainty of me highlighting and pasting a calamity.

That being said, I'm giving 19-1 against myself surviving introductions...motherfuckers are bound to run in and pummel me with chairs and cinder blocks and shit.

Brilliant idea, BTW.

:D

Full Bug

03-09-2005, 09:01 AM

Funny idea....How do you type something in bold? I really have no clue...

Jesterstar

03-09-2005, 09:27 AM

JESTERSTAR TAKES IT OVER AWE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. I'll be modding him soon. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LoungeMachine

03-09-2005, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
JESTERSTAR TAKES IT UP THE ASS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. I'll be modding him soon. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Full Bug

03-09-2005, 09:45 AM

1 Sarge
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug win
10 Big Troubles

8 Nickdfresh
9 Northerngirl win

6 GoldenAwe
11 Jesterstar win

3 FORD
14 twonabomber win

5 Viking
12 fairwrning win

4 Ally_Cat win
13 Big Train

2 rustoffa win
15 azcrdnal

Jesterstar

03-09-2005, 10:41 AM

Full Bug is on a winning team................Lounge Machine is still supporting a loser..............Kind of like how his parents support him.

Matt White

03-09-2005, 10:50 AM

Some interesting possibilities. Upsets & blow-outs. Who will survive the long haul to claim the title?!?

Island Boy

03-09-2005, 03:21 PM

So next year I should just spew out misspelled and un-intelligent stuff.

Then say OWNED!!!!!

And I will make it in the top 15.

academic punk

03-09-2005, 04:52 PM

Ariell Bot all the way. wanna see why?

hey arielle...

Who is Bette Midler?

Sarge's Little Helper

03-09-2005, 04:52 PM

Ariell Bot all the way. wanna see why?

hey arielle...

Who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

academic punk

03-09-2005, 04:53 PM

See? Checkmate.

Fairwrning

03-09-2005, 05:43 PM

I am honored to have made the field:baaa:

any chance of a heads up match with Ally??

Dan

03-09-2005, 06:44 PM

1 Sarge win
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug
10 Big Troubles win

8 Nickdfresh
9 Northerngirl win

6 GoldenAwe win
11 Jesterstar

3 FORD
14 twonabomber win

5 Viking
12 fairwrning win

4 Ally_Cat win
13 Big Train

2 rustoffa win
15 azcrdnal

Big Troubles

03-09-2005, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by Full Bug
1 Sarge
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug win
10 Big Troubles

8 Nickdfresh
9 Northerngirl win

6 GoldenAwe
11 Jesterstar win

3 FORD
14 twonabomber win

5 Viking
12 fairwrning win

4 Ally_Cat win
13 Big Train

2 rustoffa win
15 azcrdnal

:D well of course you'd win over me.

Big Troubles

03-09-2005, 06:49 PM

1 Sarge W
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug
10 Big Troubles W

8 Nickdfresh W
9 Northerngirl

6 GoldenAwe W
11 Jesterstar

3 FORD W
14 twonabomber

5 Viking W
12 fairwrning

4 Ally_Cat W
13 Big Train

2 rustoffa W
15 azcrdnal

Big Troubles

03-09-2005, 06:51 PM

sarge
big troubles W (:D)

nickdfresh
golden awe W

ford W
viking

rustoffa
ally_kat W

Then we could have a 4 way dance! BT vs GA vs Ford vs Ally.

Big Troubles

03-09-2005, 06:53 PM

The winner gets 10 minutes of an uninterrupted ass kicking on JesterJunk. :D

Va Beach VH Fan

03-09-2005, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
Here is the West bracket:

copy and paste the matchups, putting who you think would win in bold.

1 Sarge ***
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug ***
10 Big Troubles

8 Nickdfresh ***
9 Northerngirl

6 GoldenAwe ***
11 Jesterstar

3 FORD
14 twonabomber ***

5 Viking
12 fairwrning ***

4 Ally_Cat
13 Big Train ***

2 rustoffa ***
15 azcrdnal

POJO_Risin

03-09-2005, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
Here is the West bracket:

copy and paste the matchups, putting who you think would win in bold.

1 Sarge

10 Big Troubles (sorry bug...goin' with an upset here. It saved you from having to face the buzzsaw known as SARGE)

8 Nickdfresh

6 GoldenAwe

14 twonabomber (another upset for the Cleveland boy...sorry FORD...went hometown on this one)

12 fairwrning

13 Big Train

2 rustoffa

Dave's PA Rental

03-09-2005, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by joe23602
So next year I should just spew out misspelled and un-intelligent stuff.

Then say OWNED!!!!!

And I will make it in the top 15.

NIT, bro!

Matt White

03-09-2005, 10:36 PM

1 Sarge Win
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug Win
10 Big Troubles

8 Nickdfresh Win
9 Northerngirl

6 GoldenAwe WIN
11 Jesterstar

3 FORD Win
14 twonabomber

5 Viking
12 fairwrning Win

4 Ally_Cat Win
13 Big Train

2 rustoffa Win
15 azcrdnal

Here's hoping I'm in the Mid-West bracket DPA!!!

POJO_Risin

03-09-2005, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by joe23602
So next year I should just spew out misspelled and un-intelligent stuff.

Then say OWNED!!!!!

And I will make it in the top 15.

Who the fuck are you?

Full Bug

03-09-2005, 10:48 PM

How the hell does this thing work anyway, count the votes each after a week or something? If it happened, I might get the win over Sarge, he is distracted in Iraq, might make for a great cheap shot from behind....:D

Matt White

03-09-2005, 10:55 PM

Originally posted by Full Bug
How the hell does this thing work anyway, count the votes each after a week or something? If it happened, I might get the win over Sarge, he is distracted in Iraq, might make for a great cheap shot from behind....:D

The steel chair?!? The "Green mist" to the eyes?!?!
Maybe outside interference! Or, maybe, the deadly "foreign object"!
No doubt it would be a "slobber-knocker"!!!

ALinChainz

03-09-2005, 11:14 PM

Island Boy

03-10-2005, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck are you????:bottle:

smaz

03-10-2005, 09:25 AM

Dave's PA Rental

03-10-2005, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by Full Bug
How the hell does this thing work anyway, count the votes each after a week or something? If it happened, I might get the win over Sarge, he is distracted in Iraq, might make for a great cheap shot from behind....:D

I'll let this go for another day or so, then tally the votes, then we move on to round 2...

Island Boy

03-10-2005, 10:43 AM

1 Sarge***
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug***
10 Big Troubles

8 Nickdfresh
9 Northerngirl***

6 GoldenAwe***
11 Jesterstar

3 FORD***
14 twonabomber

5 Viking
12 fairwrning***

4 Ally_Cat***
13 Big Train

2 rustoffa***
15 azcrdnal

Nickdfresh

03-10-2005, 11:33 AM

Well it looks like I will not make it past Notherngirl. But maybe she'll do a big post-victory celebration and losing will have been well worth it!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/soccer/world/1999/womens_worldcup/news/1999/07/23/out_of_this_world/cover.jpg

DLR7884

03-10-2005, 11:42 AM

West bracket:

1 Sarge***WINNER***
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug
10 Big Troubles***WINNER***

8 Nickdfresh***WINNER***
9 Northerngirl

6 GoldenAwe***WINNER***
11 Jesterstar

3 FORD***WINNER***
14 twonabomber

5 Viking
12 fairwrning***WINNER***

4 Ally_Cat***WINNER***
13 Big Train

2 rustoffa***WINNER***
15 azcrdnal

DLR7884
Jesterstar got owned by Awe....big time.

Jesterstar

03-10-2005, 11:54 AM

I've already Defeated Golden Awe. All Nay Sayers owe me the 10 dollars agreed upon or they shall fall victim to a viceious owning.

Dave's PA Rental

03-10-2005, 11:55 AM

Hey, thanks for that picture DLR7884...I never knew that milk could come out of my nose...

Dave's PA Rental

03-10-2005, 11:56 AM

...and onto my keyboard...

DLR7884

03-10-2005, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I've already Defeated Golden Awe. All Nay Sayers owe me the 10 dollars agreed upon or they shall fall victim to a viceious owning.

10 dollars is a fucking fortune to you isn't it?

DLR7884
Poor mailclerk....literally.

DLR7884

03-10-2005, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
Hey, thanks for that picture DLR7884...I never knew that milk could come out of my nose...

Made ya snarf!

DLR7884
:)

Jesterstar

03-10-2005, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
10 dollars is a fucking fortune to you isn't it?

DLR7884
Poor mailclerk....literally.

10 times a hundred people is about a thousand dollars. I'm rich.

Fairwrning

03-10-2005, 12:11 PM

Here is the West bracket:

copy and paste the matchups, putting who you think would win in bold.

1 Sarge winner
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug winner
10 Big Troubles

8 Nickdfresh
9 Northerngirl winner

6 GoldenAwe winner
11 Jesterstar

3 FORD
14 twonabomber winner

5 Viking
12 fairwrning winner

4 Ally_Cat winner
13 Big Train

2 rustoffa winner
15 azcrdnal

DLR7884

03-10-2005, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
10 times a hundred people is about a thousand dollars. I'm rich.

A thousand dollars is "rich" to you?

Jesus, that's sad.

DLR7884
And you're gay.

Jesterstar

03-10-2005, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
A thousand dollars is "rich" to you?

Jesus, that's sad.

DLR7884
And you're gay.

Once I invest it in isider stock trading I'll Buy and sell this board to arabs. I'm the fortold MOD GOD of the ages.

DLR7884

03-10-2005, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Once I invest it in isider stock trading I'll Buy and sell this board to arabs. I'm the fortold MOD GOD of the ages.

Invest it?

You still rely on "spending cheddar" from mommy and daddy on a monthly basis.

Idiots like you don't invest their money or own their own home.

DLR7884
Enjoy a lifetime of paying rent and flushing mommy and daddy's "cheddar" down the toilet.....you loser.

Figs

03-10-2005, 01:33 PM

Fun idea, but Sarge is the man on this site and will win it all.

Dave's PA Rental

03-10-2005, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by Figs
Fun idea, but Sarge is the man on this site and will win it all.

I know, but what the hell else is there to do?

I actually thought about not including Sarge, because I knew that he was a sure thing to win it all...

Full Bug

03-10-2005, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
I know, but what the hell else is there to do?

I actually thought about not including Sarge, because I knew that he was a sure thing to win it all...
You should really replace him with someone else, whoever is against him doesnt stand a chance....I guess its a little late now, just hope it aint me.....

Figs

03-10-2005, 01:45 PM

Well, maybe there will be an upset!

Figs

03-10-2005, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
Here is the West bracket:

copy and paste the matchups, putting who you think would win in bold.

1 Sarge<
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug<
10 Big Troubles

8 Nickdfresh<
9 Northerngirl

6 GoldenAwe<
11 Jesterstar

3 FORD<
14 twonabomber

5 Viking<
12 fairwrning

4 Ally_Cat<
13 Big Train

2 rustoffa<
15 azcrdnal

Big Troubles

03-10-2005, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
Invest it?

You still rely on "spending cheddar" from mommy and daddy on a monthly basis.

Idiots like you don't invest their money or own their own home.

DLR7884
Enjoy a lifetime of paying rent and flushing mommy and daddy's "cheddar" down the toilet.....you loser.

:D 7884 How the fuck are? Is Jester the Molester still acting like he's important? poor mail clerk. Hey, Jester, you get that job, that apparently was a "shoe in" for you?:rolleyes:

Jesterstar

03-10-2005, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by DLR7884
Invest it?

You still rely on "spending cheddar" from mommy and daddy on a monthly basis.

Idiots like you don't invest their money or own their own home.

DLR7884
Enjoy a lifetime of paying rent and flushing mommy and daddy's "cheddar" down the toilet.....you loser.

Mom and Dad have cut me off after my B-day. I've got a new game now. And as you've guessed it's a game I am winning.

Jesterstar

03-10-2005, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by Big Troubles
:D 7884 How the fuck are? Is Jester the Molester still acting like he's important? poor mail clerk. Hey, Jester, you get that job, that apparently was a "shoe in" for you?:rolleyes:

Yep I actually did get it. I've got a few other offers. Depending on who the highest bidder is that is when I will decide. I'm BIG TIME. You wouldn't know about that.

Big Troubles

03-10-2005, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Yep I actually did get it. I've got a few other offers. Depending on who the highest bidder is that is when I will decide. I'm BIG TIME. You wouldn't know about that.

Congratulations! Im glad you got the job. In fact, if you remember correctly, I hoped you'd get it. Now buy a dictionary. :D

Big Troubles

03-10-2005, 03:18 PM

Of course, all that is dependant on whether I, or anyone else actually believes you even have a job. ;)

Jesterstar

03-10-2005, 03:25 PM

Talked to me when your not a owned tree planting loser........Which means never. Your owned your Queer. Deal with it.

Warham

03-10-2005, 03:55 PM

Your title should be DRIVEN TO BE A CUNT.

Nickdfresh

03-10-2005, 10:11 PM

1 Sarge--WINNER!
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug
10 Big Troubles--WINNER!

8 Nickdfresh
9 Northerngirl A Tie.;)

6 GoldenAwe--WINNER!
11 Jesterstar

3 FORD--WINNER!
14 twonabomber

5 Viking--WINNER!
12 fairwrning

4 Ally_Cat--WINNER!
13 Big Train

2 rustoffa--WINNER!
15 azcrdnal

rustoffa

03-10-2005, 11:01 PM

Since I'm abstaining in this bracket, I'm invoking my abstaining rules:

Rule# 1: Rules?

Rule# 2: rustoffa is a bloody mess, rustoffa has bladed his temporal artery and is DQ'd.

Rule# 3: As stated in Rule# 1, there's a wildcard....a plug in of sorts....

Dave's PA Rental.

LoungeMachine

03-10-2005, 11:10 PM

Here is the West bracket:

1 Sarge *** - DUH
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug
10 Big Troubles***

8 Nickdfresh*** - NO BRAINER
9 Northerngirl

6 GoldenAwe*** - LITERALLY A NO BRAINER
11 Jesterstar

3 FORD*** - DUH
14 twonabomber

5 Viking***
12 fairwrning

4 Ally_Cat
13 Big Train*** - FAVE NEO CON

2 rustoffa*** - STELLER
15 azcrdnal

rustoffa

03-10-2005, 11:15 PM

Let me clarify....since I'm going through butterfly bandages and ringers lactate like Terry Funk at an FMW deathmatch on Mt. Fuji, Dave's PA Rental hereby is empowered to act as wildcard on my behalf.

This is killer.

redblkwht

03-11-2005, 01:16 AM

1 Sarge #
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug
10 Big Troubles

8 Nickdfresh
9 Northerngirl

6 GoldenAwe #
11 Jesterstar

3 FORD
14 twonabomber

5 Viking
12 fairwrning #

4 Ally_Cat
13 Big Train

2 rustoffa #
15 azcrdnal
like i said theres a few too many people here i dont
know..so no offense here & a few no picks..lol

Joe Mannix

03-11-2005, 02:24 AM

1 Sarge <
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug
10 Big Troubles <

8 Nickdfresh <
9 Northerngirl

6 GoldenAwe <
11 Jesterstar

3 FORD
14 twonabomber <

5 Viking
12 fairwrning <

4 Ally_Cat <
13 Big Train

2 rustoffa <

15 azcrdnal

Isnt big train in two brackets? take a look.

Warham

03-11-2005, 07:31 AM

1 Sarge <
16 Arielle Bot

7 Full Bug
10 Big Troubles <

8 Nickdfresh
9 Northerngirl <

6 GoldenAwe <
11 Jesterstar

3 FORD <
14 twonabomber

5 Viking
12 fairwrning <

4 Ally_Cat
13 Big Train <

2 rustoffa <
15 azcrdnal

Northern Girl

03-11-2005, 09:31 AM

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
copy and paste the matchups, putting who you think would win

Would win what? :confused:

Do I get to wrestle Nick? :D

Northern Girl

03-11-2005, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Do I get to wrestle Nick?

No losers there! :D

academic punk

03-11-2005, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
Here is the West bracket:

copy and paste the matchups, putting who you think would win in bold.

16 Arielle Bot

Nothing agianst Sarge, but as I previously stated, Arielle's lightening quick response to the question "who is Bette Midler?" is an unstoppable juggernaut of AI force.

10 Big Troubles

Even though I am honored by Full Bug's gesture of including my bon mot on his sig.

9 Northerngirl

Nick is the man. Howveer, Northerngirl is a woman. No contest.

11 Jesterstar

I can't believe I'm encouraging this fuckwit's behavior...

3 FORD

Wouldn't it be funny if FORD were actually Dick Cheney just having a laugh?

5 Viking

CLOSE!!!

13 Big Train

EXTREMELY CLOSDE> But BT is one of the guys on the right I enjoy debating - not sparring - with.

2 rustoffa

'cuz...

Ultimately, and I don't care if she IS eliminated in the first round, ARIELLE BOT will take the prize on home.

smaz

03-11-2005, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
I know, but what the hell else is there to do?

I actually thought about not including Sarge, because I knew that he was a sure thing to win it all...

Won't all/nearly all mods get through? They're everyone's friend :)

Next round, it should go to groups of Mods and us lot, to give us guys a chance :)

Dave's PA Rental

03-11-2005, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by smaz
Won't all/nearly all mods get through? They're everyone's friend :)

Yeah, but you forget that everyone (except me, it seems) hates Lou...

Besides, im the least popular mod...I made myself a 6 seed, and gave myself a patsy in the first round because I dont expect to get much further...

Dave's PA Rental

03-11-2005, 06:41 PM

***closed***

POJO_Risin

03-11-2005, 07:15 PM

lmfao Dave...the responses to some of this shit is classic...

Golden AWe

04-05-2005, 01:01 PM

hahaha...didn't notice these threads until now. what sport are we talking about?

anyway, it was way too easy for me in the first round...way too easy.

thank you all.