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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8943

    Man fails to kill himself, or be killed

    Man fails to kill himself, or be killed
    By John Silvester
    March 9, 2005

    A man who was too scared to commit suicide instead took out a contract on his own life - but the two men who were paid to do the job failed in their attempt to kill him, police say.

    The man, 30, knew the two young men and paid them $5000 each to kill him. Police said he told the men, both 18, he wanted to kill himself but feared he would botch the job. His plan was to take sleeping tablets, then if he was still alive 10 minutes later his paid assistants were to beat him to death with an iron bar.

    Last Friday, the three men drove in the victim's Ford sedan to Gembrook in the Dandenong Ranges outside Melbourne. They first searched for a cliff where they could dispose of the corpse, but after failing to find anywhere suitable decided

    the victim's body would have to be hidden in bushes instead, police said.

    The victim took two boxes of prescription sleeping pills. But instead of quietly slipping into a coma he began to convulse on the ground. The two other men grabbed the large iron bar they had brought with them and struck him two or three times on the head. Satisfied he was dead they left, not bothering to roll the body out of sight.

    But the victim had both an iron stomach and a thick skull. He was later found, bloodied and disoriented, staggering down the road. He was taken to hospital, then transferred to a psychiatric ward at another hospital as a non-voluntary patient.

    The two young men, who have no police record, have been interviewed by detectives and are believed to have made full admissions. The victim's car was recovered from outside their house.

    It is understood the failed killers spent the money they were paid for the job on alcohol, Cuban cigars and mobile phones.

    They are expected to be charged on summons with attempted murder.

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  • academic punk
    Full Member Status

    • Dec 2004
    • 4436

    #2
    Whatever happend to locking your car in the garage with the engine running and letting gool old carbon monoxide work its magic?

    sheesh.

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    • Rikk
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 16373

      #3
      This is one of the stupidest stories I've ever heard. This is like the THREE STOOGES banding together to kill CURLY. LMFAO.
      Roth Army Militia

      Originally posted by WARF
      Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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      • academic punk
        Full Member Status

        • Dec 2004
        • 4436

        #4
        Originally posted by Rikk
        This is like the THREE STOOGES banding together to kill CURLY.
        PERFECT!!!!

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        • Rikk
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 16373

          #5
          Originally posted by academic punk
          PERFECT!!!!
          Roth Army Militia

          Originally posted by WARF
          Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 58754

            #6
            Father forgive me for I know not what I do
            I tried everything, but I'll leave it up to you
            I don't want to live, I don't know why
            I don't have no reasons, I just want to die

            I'm a suicidal failure, I've got to get some help
            I have suicidal tendencies, but I can't kill myself

            I'm tired of this way of life, my patience has expired
            I'm barely just 19, but my life I will retire
            I went down to a rifle store, I bought myself a gun
            I pointed it at my head, but I couldn't get the job done

            I took all my mothers sleeping pills
            I jumped off a freeway bridge
            I drank three kinds of poison
            And drove my car off a ridge
            I beat myself with a bat
            Put a noose around my head
            I overdosed on heroin
            But I'm still not dead

            Death may not be the answer, it can't be all that great
            But me I'm not into living, with life I can't relate
            By some masochistic reasoning, I think that it will be fun
            I want to start my second life now
            So shoot me with your gun
            Eat Us And Smile

            Cenk For America 2024!!

            Justice Democrats


            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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            • rustoffa
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 8943

              #7
              Originally posted by academic punk
              Whatever happend to locking your car in the garage with the engine running and letting gool old carbon monoxide work its magic?

              sheesh.
              Herschel Walker was a suicidal failure with that after he got traded.

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              • kentuckyklira
                Veteran
                • Sep 2004
                • 1770

                #8
                Darwin awards, anyone??
                http://images.zeit.de/gesellschaft/z...ie-540x304.jpg

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                • Little_Skittles
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 551

                  #9
                  Why isn't the dude that wanted to die being prosecuted? Suicide is a crime and since he failed to complete the process he should be charged too. And no i don't want to hear any temorary insanity pleas.
                  Do you love me peter? Yes of course my lord. Then feed my sheep.

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                  • DLR7884
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 5847

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Little_Skittles
                    And no i don't want to hear any temorary insanity pleas.
                    Learn how to type and use the spell check function, you fucking wigger.

                    DLR7884
                    We don't speak ebonics here, btw.
                    Originally Posted by WARF:
                    DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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                    • ODShowtime
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Jun 2004
                      • 5812

                      #11
                      how hard is it to OD? really?
                      gnaw on it

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49125

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DLR7884
                        Learn how to type and use the spell check function, you fucking wigger.

                        DLR7884
                        We don't speak ebonics here, btw.
                        It's lms2 DLR, she meant to make those typos to throw you off!

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                        • Rikk
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 16373

                          #13
                          Indeed. So far we already know that the cunt BRITTNI that attacked IMA out of nowhere was actually an alias for lms2. I wonder who else is actually Linda.
                          Roth Army Militia

                          Originally posted by WARF
                          Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                          • academic punk
                            Full Member Status

                            • Dec 2004
                            • 4436

                            #14
                            Originally posted by rustoffa
                            Herschel Walker was a suicidal failure with that after he got traded.

                            Good point.

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                            • academic punk
                              Full Member Status

                              • Dec 2004
                              • 4436

                              #15
                              Originally posted by rustoffa
                              Herschel Walker was a suicidal failure with that after he got traded.

                              Good point.

                              Meanwhile, why'd these guys agree to only $5000? The guy was going to be dead. How hard would he have been to negotiate with anyway???

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