I wax more ass than a candlemaker with a donkey fetish

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

I've got a bigger sack than Santa Claus
which is filled with gifts in the form of balls
tellin old ladies to drop them draws
cause they cant get pregnant after menopause
I'm large and in charge even when it's cold
whip out my candy cane at the North Pole
it's fuzzy and cute just like a mole
when it digs deep in to your asshole
betchya wanna scream betcha wanna shout
got some stress then let it out
like a paper boy on my delivery route
I go round the neighborhood and dishin it out
[here's some for you and you and you
and it would be too cruel if I forgot about you
so I wont, cause I cant]

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

all right ladies, I know ya gotta be juicy by this point in the song.
Go ahead and take off ya panties then, wring em out and hang em up to dry.
In the meantime just place a bucket underneath ya to catch that leak,
cause the sexy meter's gonna keep on risin=

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Ladies, this Dick's for you
it wants to do what you want it to
come on up, dont be shy
now let me nut in your left eye

[ThrillsNSpills]

That's just sheer fuckin poetry right there.

If you can sing that stuff like Popeye then it's time for the Slapnuts album. that just screams out to be recorded, you know it.

[alexpgrimes]

Hey Popeye does Olive wax her snatch???

[Panamark]

Eating Spinach gives you a good boner

[Mr Grimsdale]

chilli sauce?

[flappo]

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[ThrillsNSpills]

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

HELLO YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS,

GOODBYE YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS,

DICKFACE