Why don´t US conservatives condemn "The Smurfs"?

[kentuckyklira]

I mean, they´ve found reasons to critisize Spongebob anf The Simpsons. And the Smurfs, they live in an ideal Maoist collective. No money, everyone according tom his abilities, to each according to his needs. They wear uniform attire, have a "great leader" and sex is not a topic!

If that ain´t anti-American, un-Christian and overall dangerous!

[FORD]

But there's no sex scandal. They'll only pick on cartoons if they can somehow interpret them as "gay".

Then again, most of the Smurfs were male, and they weren't all fucking Smurfette, so what does that tell you?

[DrMaddVibe]

That you 2 have more time on your hands than I do!

[Little_Skittles]

Who's the majority that watches these showS? how does that audience seem them? Every one just likes to moan and complain.

[ELVIS]

The smurfs belong to a cult...

[Little_Skittles]

No really? I always used to watch them smurfs. I like veggie tales though we need more shows like that.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Little_Skittles
No really? I always used to watch them smurfs. I like veggie tales though we need more shows like that.

Yeah, religious vegetable cartoons. Probably a big hit in the red states.

Which is fitting, when you think about it.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Little_Skittles
No really? I always used to watch them smurfs. I like veggie tales though we need more shows like that.

I think Veggie Tales shold be shown in Public Schools through the first grade. That'll teach those damn heathen little bastards. Especially the ones with liberal parents, you can always pick them out. They are always the ones that are the most misbehaved.

[FORD]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
I think Veggie Tales shold be shown in Public Schools through the first grade. That'll teach those damn heathen little bastards. Especially the ones with liberal parents, you can always pick them out. They are always the ones that are the most misbehaved.

NOT!

In my grade school, the kids that always got busted for doing the most obnoxious shit (including whipping their dick out and pissing all over the back seat of the bus) were preacher's kids

[Keeyth]

All those Smurfs and only one Smurfette...


.......the nasty little Smurfwhore!

[Keeyth]

Kinda like Adam and Eve when ya think about it!

Oh wait, that was a different thread...

[ashstralia]

Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

[Keeyth]

First off, you know WWAAAYYYYY too much about the Smurf world, and second, how can they be asexual, if there is a Smurf and a Smurfette??? Those are male and female connotations...

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Keeyth
First off, you know WWAAAYYYYY too much about the Smurf world, and second, how can they be asexual, if there is a Smurf and a Smurfette??? Those are male and female connotations...

i don't know. it's a line spoken by donnie, in the movie 'donnie darko'.

[FORD]

Maybe the Smurfs really are all one gender and Smurfette is just a blue-skinned Ann Coulter?