Who?

[Katydid]

This past week my Jesus and Mary Apparitions thread in hitchWORLD was totally edited (it had 1879 views) thus busting me down from Diamond Status to Supreme status. All my posts are done by hand, no cut and paste. Mr. Grimsdale was made mod, and he edited it, and bragingly told everyone. "I will edit each of her threads at my leisure."

This was done because Knockz's 14 year old son came in and saw all the beastility porn and shit smeared gay porn posted by IMAPUSSYLICKER AND HARDROCK69 page, after page, after page...(human/animal sex for those who don't know) also saw head chopped images of sexual activity by FLAPPO. And my desicrated head with shit piles on it by FLAPPO.

And he saw my desicrated head with a shit chin beard by GOLDEN AWE.

Plus he saw stories and pictures posted by RIKK, NICKDFRESH about the advantages of 3 way sex. And body parts from accidents or foul play (rotten.com) RIKK and the SHEEP PEN have been coming into hitchWORLD and causing more trouble...And Imapussylicker and Hardrock69, now bfm.

Also they caused lms2 to leave by harrassing her. Fab was in on this posting a picture of her with a huge wart on her face. And they along with DLR7884 call lms2's 16 yr. old daughter Little Skittles a Wigger (******) constantly.

ALinChainz and Panamark are right in there with them trashing me.

These people's main agenda is to cruelly haze, spam, harrass, and hack websites. Not only DLR ARMY and HITCHWORLD, but the JOE ROGAN board, RUTHLESS, DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH, and others.

In THE CIRCLE OF TRUST I noticed that HITCH praises them for doing it, and thinks it is hilarious.

They do most of this in hitchWORLD, but I notice they are coming into the ARMY and starting to do it. Disrespecting Ally Kat by posting the f word and starting vulgar threads. When they get by with this they only become worse.

SO this poll is for whose threads you would like to see edited. WHO has harrassed, hazed and spammed you unmercifully??? Now is your chance.

I know most of you will suffer in silence for fear of retaliation. But if you do this activity will only get worse.

I am not the offender here. I am the victim; as a lot of you are...let's hear it from "the people."

[Katydid]

Well, I see the POLL got edited...Whose threads would you most like to see edited?

So here is something to go by:

ImapusSYlicker/GAR...Beastality and pedophile stores and beastality porn...(dogs/humans, horses/humans, pigs/humans). Story of sex with an adult and a small boy.

Flappo/Hardrock69 Who head chop and post 3 way blasphemy porn (Jesus, the pope, Mother Mary, me, having sex) Shit on my head.

RIKK/Nickdfresh...Who post stories and pictures of 3 way porn. And pictures of human bodies decapitated and riddled with bullets, etc. Trash Little Skittles calling her a "Wigger" (******). Include DLR7884 in this...

Fab posted a picture of lms2 making her look like Rosanne causing lms2 to leave. Keeps Rikk, Nickdfresh and Max wolfed up...Say they are the "beautiful people."

Seshmeister...who posts beastality and Devilworship porn blasphemy.(Jesus making a child do oral sex on him with animation, women being penetrated by a crucifix by satan, proudly displaying the pentagram).


I wonder if these people have done something to anyone else and if they would like to share??

And if someone shares, and these people gang up and retaliate, they should be banned.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Katydid
Shit on my head.




Say "Please".

[Anonymous]

Katy dear, you cannot accuse me of posting pedophile stories on your thread. That particular act disgusts me more that anything else in this world. More than you. You probably saw those stories on the porn sites you visit all the time and got things a bit mixed up - it's not the first time, and it won't be the last. So fuck off.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Steve Savicki]

Thank you for donating to the Army Katy. It was the least you could do.

Now if only Dennis would cover his spamwidth bill...

[CROWBAR]

I honestly don't think you know the difference between editing and deleted katydiddle! Your threads are fucking gone because they have no place on this site whatsoever! You seem to think that people were actually enjoying your bible threads, when really they checked 'em out to see you get pummeled! Sad but true. It's like passing a car wreck, you can't help but stare! Don't kid yourself there, katydiddle, no one really likes your threads. Never did and never will. End of story

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Thank you for donating to the Army Katy. It was the least you could do.

Now if only Dennis would cover his spamwidth bill...

Actually I donated 2/7/05, and only got my donor avatar yesterday after mentioning it several times and finally e mailing sarge...(I think I forgot to include my KATYDID...so probably he didn't know who to credit it to.)

[ALinChainz]

They only spam your threads because you posting all your religious rants is the exact same thing to members here - SPAM.

You are the only one complaining Katy, do you see anyone else bitching and moaning about it except you?

The reason being members here are glad that something can be done about it.

You started the whole thing and now want to be a victim.

Try posting at VHLinks or ddlr.com, or Chelle's site, see how long you last there, not only threads deleted but you being banned.

Go ahead and see for yourself.

BTW, Little Skittles IS lms2, just so you know.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Katy dear, you cannot accuse me of posting pedophile stories on your thread. That particular act disgusts me more that anything else in this world. More than you. You probably saw those stories on the porn sites you visit all the time and got things a bit mixed up - it's not the first time, and it won't be the last. So fuck off.

Cheers! :bottle:

You did post women sucking dogs and horses and having sex with them. And you posted dogs and other animal penises.

You posted people shitting all over each other and smearing it on each other, even eating shit.

So in my book you are as vulgar and sinful as anyone. Anyone who would love animal (or human kinkiness) of that nature definately has a problem. You need to go to a psychiatrist and find out why you are attracted to this filth.

[flappo]

Originally posted by Katydid
This past week my Jesus and Mary Apparitions thread in hitchWORLD was totally edited (it had 1879 views) thus busting me down from Diamond Status to Supreme status. All my posts are done by hand, no cut and paste. Mr. Grimsdale was made mod, and he edited it, and bragingly told everyone. "I will edit each of her threads at my leisure."

This was done because Knockz's 14 year old son came in and saw all the beastility porn and shit smeared gay porn posted by IMAPUSSYLICKER AND HARDROCK69 page, after page, after page...(human/animal sex for those who don't know) also saw head chopped images of sexual activity by FLAPPO. And my desicrated head with shit piles on it by FLAPPO.

I DEMAND YOU ARE BANNED NOW

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SHITSTAIN ON THIS FUCKING BOARD , YOU BRAINDEAD , BORING CUNT

FUCK OFF AND DIE

[flappo]

ARE YOU SO FUCKING DUMB THAT YOU DON'T GET THE FACT THAT KNOCKZ , LIKE YOU , IS A FUCKING CUNT SHIT CUNT LYING FUCKING CUNT BASTARD POS CUNT ?

he doesn't have a fucking 14 year old kid , just like you don't have a fucking life

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
They only spam your threads because you posting all your religious rants is the exact same thing to members here - SPAM.



Well, perhaps now that the Spammers have read my religous threads
they can apply some of it if the need arises. What could I apply that I have learned from the porn?



You are the only one complaining Katy, do you see anyone else bitching and moaning about it except you?
The reason being members here are glad that something can be done about it.


If you feel that way you should be demodded...and any other webmaster or mod who feels that way should be demodded.
Do you actually think David Lee Roth prefers porn to GOD? If so Christians should not be in these threads.



You started the whole thing and now want to be a victim.


No actually the porn pushers and mentally ill sexually and the DEVIL have made all Christians in these two sites victims...



Try posting at VHLinks or ddlr.com, or Chelle's site, see how long you last there, not only threads deleted but you being banned.


Why is that? Because the porn industry is supporting or co owners of these sites? You are just using David Lee Roth's name as a cover up for porn?



Go ahead and see for yourself.


I don't have to "see" I see enough here.


BTW, Little Skittles IS lms2, just so you know.


Little Skittles is lms2's 16 year old daughter. Why would she have reason to lie?


You also told me that lms2 was not my friend. However she has defended me when no one else would. I'd much rather call her friend than some of the people I have met on these sites.


You say nothing about Rikk, DLR7884, etc. calling Little Skittles a "wigger" (******)....I can see you are a bigot racist also.

And hitchWORLD is an equivalent to the KKK in our country. Read their "what to do with a jew" thread...Explains all the tortures that the Germans inflicted on the Jews...It is a slap in the face to all Jews. hitchWORLD is full of antisemetic remarks.

The halocaust seems to be a ripe subject for a good put down jews humor remark ...


Mr. Grimsdale loves to crack those jokes...Do you think Dave would feel welcome in hitchWORLD?

[flappo]

EVERYONE FUCKING HATES YOU , YOU BORING OLD CUNT

GO NOW , WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE FUCKING CHANCE

[Rikk]

Why would lms2 lie?:rolleyes: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

I mean, maybe because lying about BRITTNI and MAXINE wasn't enough.

LOL...once LITTLE SKITTLES was caught for who she was and she and GUWAPO were pm'ing back and forth (just as they did every other time lms2 came on with some alias to stir shit up), she left.

lms2 is one of the biggest sacks of dogshit to ever post at this site. And a true psychotic. But you, KATY? You are the biggest!

[flappo]

"And hitchWORLD is an equivalent to the KKK in our country. Read their "what to do with a jew" thread...Explains all the tortures that the Germans inflicted on the Jews...It is a slap in the face to all Jews. hitchWORLD is full of antisemetic remarks.

The halocaust seems to be a ripe subject for a good put down jews humor remark ...


Mr. Grimsdale loves to crack those jokes...Do you think Dave would feel welcome in hitchWORLD?"

you stupid fucking cunt

don't you realise its a JOKE ?

if i was a nazi , do you think i'd have an image of adolf hitler masturbating ?

haha

god , you really are a dumbass

[Golden AWe]

katydid, i've had sex with your kids

[ALinChainz]

lms2 made up a story about Rikk calling her on the phone, harassing her.

A lie.

She has had more than one alias.

Katy, you are too stupid to live. The AFC home is right around the corner for you, you are a danger to yourself and others.

I see why your family FLED.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Rikk
Why would lms2 lie?:rolleyes: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

I mean, maybe because lying about BRITTNI and MAXINE wasn't
enough.


I don't know anyone by that name...



LOL...once LITTLE SKITTLES was caught for who she was and she and GUWAPO were pm'ing back and forth (just as they did every other time lms2 came on with some alias to stir shit up), she left.



How do you know people are pming back and forth??? And do you hack in and read people's pms???



lms2 is one of the biggest sacks of dogshit to ever post at this site. And a true psychotic. But you, KATY? You are the biggest!



All I know is that she has defended me and not been unkind. If you don't think ImapusSylicker and Flappo are sacks of dogshit something is wrong with you...And truly on drugs and alcohol..Or a closet porn wanker.

[DLR7884]

Katy,

Wigger isn't a racist term.

DLR7884
FYI.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Katy,

Wigger isn't a racist term.

DLR7884
FYI.

Ok, you didn't use that termanology until you found out she was part black...

I know you don't think she's English...because that is spelled Whig...because they wore powdered wigs...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
lms2 made up a story about Rikk calling her on the phone, harassing her.

A lie.

Yup. I couldn't fucking believe what I was reading because people don't usually go that low with this online arguing shit. Then, the bitch practically admitted by editing her post and removing that part of the post. But by then me and one other person had already quoted her entire post. She left in shame and hasn't posted as lms2 since. She knows she's done because those kind of lies are truly harmful. She is a sack of shit. And it only figures that she's friends with KATYCUNT.

[Rikk]

You can look up if people are sending PMs by watching the site activity, KATYTIT (it's one of the headings in the link list). Every time one of lms2's suspected aliases logged on, GUWAPO would show up soon after and then the two of them would be sending PMs furiously while no one else is. An idiot could figure this out. Of course, every time she signs off again, so does he.

KATYTIT, your little troll lms2 is history and she knows it. And GUWAPO is right alongside her. The only difference between those two cunts is while he has helped, he hasn't been as stupid in that he hasn't publicly supported you the way he's openly supported other assorted scumbags, like VH LINKS SUCKS. But he sure helped lms2 get away with a lot of shit, as well as other lame cunts.

I swear, this site re-opens, a bit of time passes, and almost all of the psychos start flocking together.

[Ally_Kat]

You guys are getting all emotional over a troll.

If you guys didn't respond to her , she would go away or at least reveal who "she" really is.

[ALinChainz]

Tried to ignore.

Been trying for 2 years.

Ain't working.

I would still bet against troll.

And you know how I hate to disagree with YOU Ally. :D

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Rikk
Yup. I couldn't fucking believe what I was reading because people don't usually go that low with this online arguing shit. Then, the bitch practically admitted by editing her post and removing that part of the post. But by then me and one other person had already quoted her entire post. She left in shame and hasn't posted as lms2 since. She knows she's done because those kind of lies are truly harmful. She is a sack of shit. And it only figures that she's friends with KATYCUNT.

Rikk, I saw how you, Max, Fab and everyone was on her ass...you were all like a pack of hounds to the hunt. You "beautiful" people all thought it was a great joke.

Just like the animal pack mentality stays on me continually from these same people posting now.

And she and I are not the only people whom you ride their asses continually.

I just want to hear from others whom you people are hazing, spamming, harassing, and hacking?

Most people are afraid of the repurcussions if they come forward.

For true mental health wellness people are encouraged to: NOT BE AFRAID TO SAY, "THIS MAKES ME MAD." "THIS IS AN INSULT TO ME AND OTHERS." "THIS IS RACIST." "THIS IS INTENTIONALLY CRUEL AND HURTFUL." "THIS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE." "THESE OFFENDERS NEED THEIR HANDS CALLED ON THIS BULLSHIT." "THESE HAZERS, SPAMMERS, HARRASSERS, HACKERS AND BIGOTS MUST BE MADE TO PAY."

If people don't stand up for their rights they have no one to blame but themselves.

[ALinChainz]

Come forward? Are you mental?

You want to hear from the others? You know why you haven't? THERE ARE NO "OTHERS" you moron.

You're the only one complaining.

Where are the posts that say, "Katy is right."

NO WHERE. REPEAT. NO WHERE.

The only one complaining is you.

If it is so bad, leave. See ya. Buh Bye. Adios.

ASTA-LA-FUCKING GET LOST.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Katydid
Most people are afraid of the repurcussions if they come forward.

LMFAO!!

What is this? A mob trial?

"I want to testify, District Attorney KATYTIT, but I'm afraid that the RIKK crew and his PEN will have me killed if I open my mouth."

:D




THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: Anyone that talks, dies!!!!:p

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Rikk
Yup. I couldn't fucking believe what I was reading because people don't usually go that low with this online arguing shit. Then, the bitch practically admitted by editing her post and removing that part of the post. But by then me and one other person had already quoted her entire post. She left in shame and hasn't posted as lms2 since. She knows she's done because those kind of lies are truly harmful. She is a sack of shit. And it only figures that she's friends with KATYCUNT.

And Katy says nothing of it because she is a pathological and habitual liar herself.

She thinks that shit is ok. I can't count how many lies she has posted about me and/or my family and when I call her out on them, she simply doesn't respond, like she never said it.

I have never wish so much bad on a person in my entire life until this old hag came along.

She claims to have had it so tough, well I hope it's true and it only gets worse.

She is obviously and old, lonely, weird fossil practically begging for some kind of attention.

She takes "Go to Hell and die" as a compliment.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Someone dig up Ed...........I wanna shake the fuckers hand and commend him for ditching this bitch.

[ALinChainz]

Like I said Katy, sign up at one of the other DLR/VH sites and try this shit.

You know what would happen.

If it's so bad, LEAVE.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Come forward? Are you mental?

You want to hear from the others? You know why you haven't? THERE ARE NO "OTHERS" you moron.

You're the only one complaining.

Where are the posts that say, "Katy is right."

NO WHERE. REPEAT. NO WHERE.

The only one complaining is you.

If it is so bad, leave. See ya. Buh Bye. Adios.

ASTA-LA-FUCKING GET LOST.

You won't see any posters crying about the rights of KATYDID, lms2, GAYAPO or the other tools because almost everyone agrees that these people dug their own graves.

There is no mass of people.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Someone dig up Ed...........I wanna shake the fuckers hand and commend him for ditching this bitch.

lol ... He would probably beg us to cover him back up.

Buster too .... "Polly wants a cracker, and Katy, someone to WHACK HER".

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Rikk
You won't see any posters crying about the rights of KATYDID, lms2, GAYAPO or the other tools because almost everyone agrees that these people dug their own graves.

There is no mass of people.

Only a "Mass of Ass" ... which is Katy all by herself.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
And Katy says nothing of it because she is a pathological and habitual liar herself.

She thinks that shit is ok. I can't count how many lies she has posted about me and/or my family and when I call her out on them, she simply doesn't respond, like she never said it.

I have never wish so much bad on a person in my entire life until this old hag came along.

She claims to have had it so tough, well I hope it's true and it only gets worse.

She is obviously and old, lonely, weird fossil practically begging for some kind of attention.

She takes "Go to Hell and die" as a compliment.

People wonder why we go after her so much. Hell, I used to wonder why you went after her so hardcore. I get it now. Her and her little cunt lms2 will lie like dogs and do everything they can to wish harm upon a person, paint a person as something he or she isn't...and then cry like a fucking baby when you retaliate. It's pathetic and despicable.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Katydid
You did post women sucking dogs and horses and having sex with them. And you posted dogs and other animal penises.

You posted people shitting all over each other and smearing it on each other, even eating shit.

So in my book you are as vulgar and sinful as anyone. Anyone who would love animal (or human kinkiness) of that nature definately has a problem. You need to go to a psychiatrist and find out why you are attracted to this filth.

Yes I did. Over and over again. And again. See, I ADMIT WHAT I DO! I've got nothing to hide nor am I ashamed of what I do. In fact, I'm damn proud of it. But I didn't post pedophile stories, that's disgusting. Glad that's straightened out. I don't want people getting the wrong idea of me.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Tried to ignore.

Been trying for 2 years.

Ain't working.

I would still bet against troll.

And you know how I hate to disagree with YOU Ally. :D


THAT IS SOMETHING ELSE I HAVE SEEN THE MEN IN BOTH SITES TRY TO BULLDOZE OVER ANY WOMEN. JUST LIKE YOU BANNED TOGETHER AND THREW ME INTO THE DUMP. ALLY MAY AGREE WITH YOU TO KEEP WRATH AWAY FROM HER, MAYBE CAUSE HERSELF TO GET DEMODDED.

WELL, I'LL NEVER BOW DOWN TO INJUSTICE. YOU SEE HOW SOME IN HITCHWORLD ACTED WHEN HITCH MADE ME MOD. THEN THE ARMY ALL RAN THEIR MOUTHS...ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF MALE CHAUVENIST PIGS.

RIGHT NOW RIKK, NICKDFRESH, MAX AND IMAPUSSYLICKER, ETC. ARE DELIBERATELY POSTING PORN STORIES TO UPSET ALLY AND TRY TO GET HER DEMODDED. I GUESS RIKK THINKS HE WILL TAKE HER PLACE.

I HAVE LIVED 56 YEARS, YOU YOUNG PUNKS IN YOUR 2O, 30s AND 40s AREN'T FOOLING ME. YOU MIGHT FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOME OF THE TIME, PART OF THE PEOPLE PART OF THE TIME. BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.

SOME OF YOU ACTUALLY WOULD BENEFIT FROM AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT. THAT IS THE SHIT KICKED AND STOMPED OUT OF YOU A FEW TIMES. YOU YOUNG PUNKS RESPECT NO ONE. YOU THINK THIS IS ALL A FINE JOKE BECAUSE HITCH AND OTHER WEBBIES AND MODS BRAG ON YOU. BELIEVE ME SEXUAL HARRASSMENT ON WOMEN IS NOT FUNNY IN THE LEAST. NOR IS DISRESPECTING OTHERS. AND THE PRISON GANG MENTALITY IS GETTING OLD.

[Anonymous]

:D

By the way, just to clear any possible misunderstandings, I'm not into what I posted... But I find that acceptable enough to post it - like I stated before somwhere on the site, I'm VERY open-minded. I was just stating that I draw the line at pedophile stuff - stories, pics, etc. I find that neither funny, or acceptable, or excusable or whatever. People who commit such acts should be impaled. Alive.

Cheers! :bottle:

[ALinChainz]

No one is trying to get Ally de-modded.

Ask her. Has she said this? I speak to Ally regularly, and never once has said this to me, never once and she has been a mod a lot longer than I have.

Where do you get this shit?

And still, you are the only one bitching, no one else.

If it's so bad , leave.

[flappo]

Originally posted by Katydid
THAT IS SOMETHING ELSE I HAVE SEEN THE MEN IN BOTH SITES TRY TO BULLDOZE OVER ANY WOMEN. JUST LIKE YOU BANNED TOGETHER AND THREW ME INTO THE DUMP. ALLY MAY AGREE WITH YOU TO KEEP WRATH AWAY FROM HER, MAYBE CAUSE HERSELF TO GET DEMODDED.

WELL, I'LL NEVER BOW DOWN TO INJUSTICE. YOU SEE HOW SOME IN HITCHWORLD ACTED WHEN HITCH MADE ME MOD. THEN THE ARMY ALL RAN THEIR MOUTHS...ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF MALE CHAUVENIST PIGS.

RIGHT NOW RIKK, NICKDFRESH, MAX AND IMAPUSSYLICKER, ETC. ARE DELIBERATELY POSTING PORN STORIES TO UPSET ALLY AND TRY TO GET HER DEMODDED. I GUESS RIKK THINKS HE WILL TAKE HER PLACE.

I HAVE LIVED 56 YEARS, YOU YOUNG PUNKS IN YOUR 2O, 30s AND 40s AREN'T FOOLING ME. YOU MIGHT FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOME OF THE TIME, PART OF THE PEOPLE PART OF THE TIME. BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.

SOME OF YOU ACTUALLY WOULD BENEFIT FROM AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT. THAT IS THE SHIT KICKED AND STOMPED OUT OF YOU A FEW TIMES. YOU YOUNG PUNKS RESPECT NO ONE. YOU THINK THIS IS ALL A FINE JOKE BECAUSE HITCH AND OTHER WEBBIES AND MODS BRAG ON YOU. BELIEVE ME SEXUAL HARRASSMENT ON WOMEN IS NOT FUNNY IN THE LEAST. NOR IS DISRESPECTING OTHERS. AND THE PRISON GANG MENTALITY IS GETTING OLD.

bring it on , bitch

:D

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
lol ... He would probably beg us to cover him back up.

Buster too .... "Polly wants a cracker, and Katy, someone to WHACK HER".

I'll "whack" you. This is the generation that never got corrected cause mama and daddy were working. They were left in daycare or with babysitters.

Then the school forbade teachers to paddle their asses and their parents couldn't at home or they would get sued.

So the kids felt they "owned" the teachers, the parents, everyone.

They were given "time out" to sit in the corner, or an empty room and wank off...they resented that. Their privileges were taken away if they disobeyed. SO they were taught that "using that phone, computer, or tv" were all there was to life. They resented it like Hell and vowed to ruin others use of them.

They watched their parents being "beautiful People." (that is women becoming whores under the sheets). And beauty being what made a person "all that." They looked up porn and spilled their seeds on the ground....or fornicated not feeling that marriage was needed to have children. That gay and homosexual lifestyles, abortion, etc were perfectly normal. After all it's the "ME" generation that the parents didn't want them to have to "do without " worldly things as they did.

I set back and see it all...a world of insecure people who have never been taught to love God and Country...parents were too tired or hung over from their addictions to take them to church.

Like a car wreck happened near where I live. They were drunk and high and ran into a tree. It hit so hard that some wrenches stuck in the tree. I was working for a flowershop then. Friends came to buy funeral arrangements. They wanted black roses. We didn't have any so they settled on a black bow. More came and wanted the "Tasmanian Devil" arrangement. We told the to look elsewhere. The mother went and sat with the survivor. His head and face were bandaged. He was in a coma. Then her own son walked in, so it was not her son. The people had no church to send them to, so they were sent to the funeral home. Those people never went to church so the Tasmanian Devil was the only thing they could relate to.

If you died unexpectedly today, what would happen then? Some of you should think about that.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Katydid
RIGHT NOW RIKK, NICKDFRESH, MAX AND IMAPUSSYLICKER, ETC. ARE DELIBERATELY POSTING PORN STORIES TO UPSET ALLY AND TRY TO GET HER DEMODDED. I GUESS RIKK THINKS HE WILL TAKE HER PLACE.

You are fucking nuts. The only place in this entire site I've posted porn for the sake of porn is in your fucking moron religious threads. And to even compare yourself to ALLY...that's a sin. ALLY is great. No one is fucking replacing her that I know of. And I have NO reason to upset her or get her demodded.

Fuck off, you old windbag. Go crawl up lms2's ass where it's so big and stinky.

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
If you guys didn't respond to her , she would go away or at least reveal who "she" really is.

Doubtful Ally

She's like the plague!

[Pope Must Die]

Katy is a beautiful person - inside

Outside she's a repugnant cunt

[Katydid]

In all 23 years of Ed Roth and my marriage we never looked at porn. I have never owned a dildo.

Porn turns people into wankers for life. They wind up having divorces because the other partner doesn't measure up when they get pregnant or lose their beauty. They buy dildos to compensate. Not knowing that there is more to life than sex. They are usually shallow and "me" people. Or they have affairs.

People have not grown, they have regressed...Couples used to marry for life. Ed and my marriage probably would have survived if we hadn't gotten so we took each other for granted and got too much money. Too much money makes people unhappy. Couples are happier when you are working together and needing each other to make ends meet. The kids turn out better too.

[flappo]

oh fuck off you old cunt and kiss my ass

[flappo]

Originally posted by Katydid
In all 23 years of Ed Roth and my marriage we never looked at porn. I have never owned a dildo.

Porn turns people into wankers for life. They wind up having divorces because the other partner doesn't measure up when they get pregnant or lose their beauty. They buy dildos to compensate. Not knowing that there is more to life than sex. They are usually shallow and "me" people. Or they have affairs.

People have not grown, they have regressed...Couples used to marry for life. Ed and my marriage probably would have survived if we hadn't gotten so we took each other for granted and got too much money. Too much money makes people unhappy. Couples are happier when you are working together and needing each other to make ends meet. The kids turn out better too.

hahha , thats fucking funny

:D

you're a fucking nut

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Katydid
Ok, you didn't use that termanology until you found out she was part black...

I know you don't think she's English...because that is spelled Whig...because they wore powdered wigs...

I never knew she was part black....if I did know that I'd call her a fucking oreo, not a wigger.

DLR7884
Do you have a clue as to what a fucking wigger is?

[Katydid]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
Doubtful Ally

She's like the plague!

Ally just knows I will tell you what she'd like to. At my age, I don't pussy foot around, that is the beauty of getting old.

And ya'll know what I am saying is the truth. I wouldn't tell you these things if I wasn't worried about you.

I see you doing things that I have seen others do and how it turned out. OF course you will all probably benefit more by learning the hard way. "Experiene is the best teacher. In the school of hard knocks."

I love ya'll. If I didn't I wouldn't worry so much about you.

You have tired me out. Think I'll take a nap on the couch. We had a snow overnight.

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by Katydid
I'll "whack" you. This is the generation that never got corrected cause mama and daddy were working. They were left in daycare or with babysitters.

Then the school forbade teachers to paddle their asses and their parents couldn't at home or they would get sued.

So the kids felt they "owned" the teachers, the parents, everyone.

They were given "time out" to sit in the corner, or an empty room and wank off...they resented that. Their privileges were taken away if they disobeyed. SO they were taught that "using that phone, computer, or tv" were all there was to life. They resented it like Hell and vowed to ruin others use of them.

They watched their parents being "beautiful People." (that is women becoming whores under the sheets). And beauty being what made a person "all that." They looked up porn and spilled their seeds on the ground....or fornicated not feeling that marriage was needed to have children. That gay and homosexual lifestyles, abortion, etc were perfectly normal. After all it's the "ME" generation that the parents didn't want them to have to "do without " worldly things as they did.

I set back and see it all...a world of insecure people who have never been taught to love God and Country...parents were too tired or hung over from their addictions to take them to church.

Like a car wreck happened near where I live. They were drunk and high and ran into a tree. It hit so hard that some wrenches stuck in the tree. I was working for a flowershop then. Friends came to buy funeral arrangements. They wanted black roses. We didn't have any so they settled on a black bow. More came and wanted the "Tasmanian Devil" arrangement. We told the to look elsewhere. The mother went and sat with the survivor. His head and face were bandaged. He was in a coma. Then her own son walked in, so it was not her son. The people had no church to send them to, so they were sent to the funeral home. Those people never went to church so the Tasmanian Devil was the only thing they could relate to.

If you died unexpectedly today, what would happen then? Some of you should think about that.

PSYCHO RELIGION WHORE

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
I set back and see it all...a world of insecure people who have never been taught to love God and Country...parents were too tired or hung over from their addictions to take them to church.

Insecure?

You are a 60 year old hag who posts religious bullshit at a DAVID LEE ROTH website becuase you crave attention and have said more than once that it is your "therapy". And that your MARRIED last name was Roth.

How would you know anything about being a wife or mother when your husband left you and your kids left you, alcholics and doing drugs. Your daughter died trying to get away. She obviously ran into the wrong people, where were you?

You claim that you and your husband worked your own company, etc. Were you at home then?

You make me sick.

You are obviously not happy here and no one wants you here, leave.

You seem to think you know so much, but that you can't comprehend.

You could die tomorrow and no one here would miss you, how would we like that?

A lot.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I never knew she was part black....if I did know that I'd call her a fucking oreo, not a wigger.

DLR7884
Do you have a clue as to what a fucking wigger is?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
Ally just knows I will tell you what she'd like to.

You putting words in her mouth?

She's 21, not 61 like you are.

Don't presume to know anything anyone here would say, you are 3 times most of the people's ages here.

Let's hope you don't wake up from the nap.

Shouldn't you be working? Oh that's right .... old and had it.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Katydid
In all 23 years of Ed Roth and my marriage we never looked at porn. I have never owned a dildo.

Yes, and it scares me to think that somehow you managed to conceive...:eek: :uck:

[Cathedral]

Katy, everyone here is laughing at you constantly. nobody takes you seriously and you have no allies, why do you keep putting yourself in the path of abuse?

You are just fucked in the head.

Good luck posting, it's going to get tougher on you, but i'm starting to enjoy this shit.

Hey, is Forest Gump your brother? "Run katydid, Run!"

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Katydid
In all 23 years of Ed Roth and my marriage we never looked at porn. I have never owned a dildo.

Thats what you think.
Ed Roth was beating his meat in the toilet while you were sleeping so he wouldn't be compelled to stick his noodle in your poodle.

The man looked for any excuse NOT to see you naked and was most likely sneeking to the bar to get some young stuff, also while you were sleeping.

Then when he finally understood the mistake he made marrying you, He killed himself, smart man if you ask me because YOU'RE A FUCKING STUPID ROCKHEAD BITCH, YA CUNT.

Oh, and you got a pile of shit on your chin. better go wipe it off before it becomes part of your face...too late, Ho.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
Ally just knows I will tell you what she'd like to. At my age, I don't pussy foot around, that is the beauty of getting old.


I do know that and I am so thankful you are here, Katy.

Please, please tell them for me.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
THAT IS SOMETHING ELSE I HAVE SEEN THE MEN IN BOTH SITES TRY TO BULLDOZE OVER ANY WOMEN. JUST LIKE YOU BANNED TOGETHER AND THREW ME INTO THE DUMP. ALLY MAY AGREE WITH YOU TO KEEP WRATH AWAY FROM HER, MAYBE CAUSE HERSELF TO GET DEMODDED.


Oh Katy! You don't know the half of it. They beat me. :(

I'm forced to wash Cat's car. He has a 1969 Dodge Charger with a 383 four-barrel engine. And if I scratch the paintjob he gets very angry. He's very protective of the rebel flag on top and his 01 on the side.

Al makes me wash his floors after I'm done with Cat's car. Sometimes, if I've been a bad girl, I have to wear the french maid costume. If I've been a really bad girl, Rikk lends him the American flag bikini.

And Rikk! I have to bake him cookies as per our agreement for me to keed my mod status. If he doesn't like the cookies, then he yells at me. :( Or worse. He makes me cook dinner for him and Bill naked.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
And Rikk! I have to bake him cookies as per our agreement for me to keed my mod status. If he doesn't like the cookies, then he yells at me. :( Or worse. He makes me cook dinner for him and Bill naked.

Indeed!!:mad: And now I see you here spouting off about it? I told you to keep this shit quiet!! Don't make me re-consider your mod status, KAT.

Plus, I've already been displeased. Last time you cooked dinner for LUMBERGH and myself, you were wearing panties. You know this won't do. The rule is, mod job for a month, cookies to last me that long. Bad cookies? Get your clothes off and get in the kitchen. That means naked. No more of this panty stuff...even if you were wearing the Stars and Stripes panties I gave you as a reward for modding well in February.

Shape up, ALLY!:mad:

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Indeed!!:mad: And now I see you here spouting off about it? I told you to keep this shit quiet!! Don't make me re-consider your mod status, KAT.

Plus, I've already been displeased. Last time you cooked dinner for LUMBERGH and myself, you were wearing panties. You know this won't do. The rule is, mod job for a month, cookies to last me that long. Bad cookies? Get your clothes off and get in the kitchen. That means naked. No more of this panty stuff...even if you were wearing the Stars and Stripes panties I gave you as a reward for modding well in February.

Shape up, ALLY!:mad:

Please don't make me cook naked again! I swear to you I did not see that the store re-stickered the experiation date. I wouldn't have bought them if I saw that!

I swear I won't mess up again. Please don't make me cook naked. Bill hurts me with the carrots.

If I cook naked one more time, my fiance might leave me :(

[Warham]

LMAO!

Carrots? What's up, Doc?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Please don't make me cook naked again! I swear to you I did not see that the store re-stickered the experiation date. I wouldn't have bought them if I saw that!

I swear I won't mess up again. Please don't make me cook naked. Bill hurts me with the carrots.

If I cook naked one more time, my fiance might leave me :(

BILL likes carrots. And you dare question him???!!!!!:mad:

Oh, this really pisses me off. If my friend LUMBERGH wants to play with the carrots, you let him. Don't you worry anyway, KAT...LUMBERGH is as gay as Richard Simmons in a linen sale.

As for your fiance, he knows the breaks of having you mod. The approval thing means I get to stay happy. And I'm happy having a naked woman cook dinner for me. So let's just say this...I want lemon merangue cookies. THAT'S RIGHT!!:mad: Usually lemon merangue is a pie! Well this time, it's going to be a fucking cookie!!!:mad: And you're going to fucking make it right, and you're going to make enough so that I'm not finished with them halfway into the month...or else I believe BILL and I will be sitting down at the table (though I won't be sitting near BILL) so you can prepare us a meal of SHOKADO...my favorite Japanese dish. And I don't want one pesky piece of clothing on you. Not one!!!!:mad: And you will smile. And you will curtsy when you serve us. And you will turn around to get the other dishes. And you will...

:mad:

All I know is that this is how things are done here. Because that is the kind of poster I am. You thought KATYDID could save you!!!!:mad:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :D

Well, I shall destroy her!! And your little dog too!!!!!!!:mad: :p

SHAPE UP, ALLY!!!:mad:

[ALinChainz]

And then we'd have to put up with you full time.

Great, just great.

You know, I would like a couple alterations done to that maid uniform, and I could have sworn I saw some streaks on that kitchen floor the last time.

I'm keeping my cool for now ... but I think some re-focus, and shaping up is in order.

[Warham]

French maid outfit...yum.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
I'm keeping my cool for now ... but I think some re-focus, and shaping up is in order.

Indeed. BTW, I've just typed up a list of further ways we can exploit ALLY KAT because she's a woman mod. I'll PM them to you later, along with that mpeg clip from the closed-circuit camera of her chopping the onions last time. Pretty racy stuff.

[Warham]

Hey, can we get that in the downloads forum, Rikk?

:D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
Hey, can we get that in the downloads forum, Rikk?

:D

Yes. But I first have to take down the mpeg of ALLY defending KATYDID and then AL and I yelling at her.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Rikk
Indeed. BTW, I've just typed up a list of further ways we can exploit ALLY KAT because she's a woman mod. I'll PM them to you later, along with that mpeg clip from the closed-circuit camera of her chopping the onions last time. Pretty racy stuff.

She was doing so well there for awhile too.

This finacee business must be getting in the way.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Warham
French maid outfit...yum.

She does wear it well.

:)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
She was doing so well there for awhile too.

This finacee business must be getting in the way.

I warned you that the fiance thing was going to be a problem. But she even threatened to drop her mod job and leave. We had to let her have her marriage thing. But if she thinks we'll start being nicer because of it, she's gonna learn the hard way.

By the way, I just found a 25-page manuscript in her locker called PLANS TO GET THE ARMY TO RECOGNIZE THAT KATYDID IS ACTUALLY A GOOD PERSON. I consider this your failure, AL. You assured me that our last yelling set her straight. Then she makes this post today and then I find this manuscript. This proves to me that she's still set on defending KATYDID. And that is not tolerable.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
And you will curtsy when you serve us.

How can I curtsy without a skirt?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Warham
French maid outfit...yum.

Pleae Warham -- Help me!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Indeed. BTW, I've just typed up a list of further ways we can exploit ALLY KAT because she's a woman mod. I'll PM them to you later, along with that mpeg clip from the closed-circuit camera of her chopping the onions last time. Pretty racy stuff.

You promised no one would ever see that! That was suppose to get me Mod status for April!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
How can I curtsy without a skirt?

You always pretend you have an imaginary dress on so that you don't feel as bad for what we're making you do. So, in return, we make you curtsy.

BTW, next time, even the imaginary dress goes. Let's just say we're laying down the law for those that defend KATYDID.






AND THIS GOES FOR ANY OF YOU THAT DEFEND HER!!! YOU'VE SEEN WHAT'S BECOME OF ALLY FOR DEFENDING KATY!!! THIS GOES FOR ANYONE...though I won't be asking any of the guys to cook dinner naked...though BILL probably will ask them on his own time.

[Warham]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Pleae Warham -- Help me!

Help you put it on? Sure!

[Warham]

Originally posted by Rikk

AND THIS GOES FOR ANY OF YOU THAT DEFEND HER!!! YOU'VE SEEN WHAT'S BECOME OF ALLY FOR DEFENDING KATY!!! THIS GOES FOR ANYONE...though I won't be asking any of the guys to cook dinner naked...though BILL probably will ask them on his own time.

Sounds like Lumbergh to me.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
You promised no one would ever see that! That was suppose to get me Mod status for April!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!:p :mad:

I LIED!!!!!!!:p

I've already sent it to MAX, and he's getting together with a bunch of friends tomorrow night to watch the controversial "ALLY drops the steak on the floor and has to pick it up" scene.

There is no end to my treachery.

I'm altering the deal, ALLY. Pray I don't alter it any further.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
I warned you that the fiance thing was going to be a problem. But she even threatened to drop her mod job and leave. We had to let her have her marriage thing. But if she thinks we'll start being nicer because of it, she's gonna learn the hard way.

By the way, I just found a 25-page manuscript in her locker called PLANS TO GET THE ARMY TO RECOGNIZE THAT KATYDID IS ACTUALLY A GOOD PERSON. I consider this your failure, AL. You assured me that our last yelling set her straight. Then she makes this post today and then I find this manuscript. This proves to me that she's still set on defending KATYDID. And that is not tolerable.

I DIDN'T PUT THAT THERE! MAX DID!
I begged him not to. I told him you'd get mad. Max told me he would protect me though because of the Pickle People.

Maybe I should give up being a mod. I don't want to lose my pumpkin-bob.

BUT I SWEAR MAX PUT THAT THERE. and he had help from Elvis because him and Elvis travel the country singing blues. They're brothers of sorts.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk


AND THIS GOES FOR ANY OF YOU THAT DEFEND HER!!! YOU'VE SEEN WHAT'S BECOME OF ALLY FOR DEFENDING KATY!!! THIS GOES FOR ANYONE...though I won't be asking any of the guys to cook dinner naked...though BILL probably will ask them on his own time.

THAT'S SO NOT FAIR CUZ THERE'S A LACK OF VAGINAS HERE!

This is so all about my vagina.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I DIDN'T PUT THAT THERE! MAX DID!
I begged him not to. I told him you'd get mad. Max told me he would protect me though because of the Pickle People.

Maybe I should give up being a mod. I don't want to lose my pumpkin-bob.

BUT I SWEAR MAX PUT THAT THERE. and he had help from Elvis because him and Elvis travel the country singing blues. They're brothers of sorts.

OH!!!:mad: Talking back now, huh?

First off, MAX is from Utah. The only music he knows is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.;)

Second, ELVIS once told me that he's an ELVIS impersonator (late 60s-style, COMEBACK SPECIAL era). I know for a fact that he wouldn't just do a blues tour.

Third, I believe you haven't even begun work on the cookies, HAVE YOU?:mad:

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!:p :mad:

I LIED!!!!!!!:p

I've already sent it to MAX, and he's getting together with a bunch of friends tomorrow night to watch the controversial "ALLY drops the steak on the floor and has to pick it up" scene.

There is no end to my treachery.

I'm altering the deal, ALLY. Pray I don't alter it any further.

BUT MAX IS IN ON IT!

See! This is a PM from him to me!


Originally posted by Max Yesterday, at 01:20 PM
Don't worry babe. I got your back. Big ol' mean Rikk won't hurt you anymore. Didn't you know him and Bill are closer than friends? The jokes about me and him are just a distraction from the REAL truth.

PS -- I love those pickles. Just got my order today!!! :)

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk

Third, I believe you haven't even begun work on the cookies, HAVE YOU?:mad:

And what if I outsourced them to China?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
THAT'S SO NOT FAIR CUZ THERE'S A LACK OF VAGINAS HERE!

This is so all about my vagina.

Look, I'm sorry if you feel that way. It's unfair that you would think it all comes down to the fact that you have a vagina.

Well, it sort of does, I guess. Guys are always looking for excuses to see women's vaginas. Hell, it's the only time I ever actually watch a woman making dinner. Most of the time, I'll only look up if I don't hear continued dicing or cooking sounds. And you, in your short-sightedness, think you're doing womanhood a favor by proving that in these uncivilized times, a woman can still be a mod at the most macho forum in the world. Well, maybe this is true. Or maybe you should get in the fucking kitchen and make me a salad.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
BUT MAX IS IN ON IT!

See! This is a PM from him to me!

That...that...that's a lie!!! BILL is a friend, nothing more!!!:mad:

Oh, I believe you're going to be making cookies 'til your hands fall off for this one. And I believe KATYDID will truly suffer now that you've defended her and then tried to humiliate me when MAX, the biggest homosexual mod in music history, tried to claim something about me?

Why do you think MAX likes eating pickles so much, hmmm? Did that ever cross your mind what's crossing his mind when he puts a pickle in his mouth???:uck:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
And what if I outsourced them to China?

Well, technically, that's better for the economy of the future.

But you're a woman and shouldn't know these things...:mad:

Oh, you and KATYDID are quite the dynamic pair. But not strong enough for the RIKKSTER and his squad of evil.:mad: :mad:

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Look, I'm sorry if you feel that way. It's unfair that you would think it all comes down to the fact that you have a vagina.

Well, it sort of does, I guess. Guys are always looking for excuses to see women's vaginas. Hell, it's the only time I ever actually watch a woman making dinner. Most of the time, I'll only look up if I don't hear continued dicing or cooking sounds. And you, in your short-sightedness, think you're doing womanhood a favor by proving that in these uncivilized times, a woman can still be a mod at the most macho forum in the world. Well, maybe this is true. Or maybe you should get in the fucking kitchen and make me a salad.

How many times do I have to tell you that it wasn't a salad but tossed greens? I don't think you appreciate a good cook http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/angry/11zpissed.gif

And you know "This is so all about my vagina." is going into your siggy. It's too classic not to. Gimme some credit! :p

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Did that ever cross your mind what's crossing his mind when he puts a pickle in his mouth???:uck:

They're green, crunchy, and you can sink your teeth into them?

[Warham]

A woman always does better cooking buck naked.

Definate fact there.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
A woman always does better cooking buck naked.

Definate fact there.

Oh, you should see ALLY go!!! Mind you, I think she may be rushing the job a bit thinking: "Fuck, I hope this pasta boils. RIKK is staring at my ass. And BILL is also...oh wait...no. BILL is reading Bette Midler's autobiography."

But does the speed of the cooking make for a better meal? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO RUSH, ALLY???:mad:

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Well, technically, that's better for the economy of the future.

But you're a woman and shouldn't know these things...:mad:

Oh, you and KATYDID are quite the dynamic pair. But not strong enough for the RIKKSTER and his squad of evil.:mad: :mad:

I'll know whatever I want to, Canada-boy! BTW, where's that moose I was promised?

And what evil squad? Al? Please, he buys me teddy bears to make up for what you do to me.

Al secretly loves me. He's going to have a fight to the death with my pumpkin-boo over who gets to wisk me away. If he wins, I promised to wear a cheerleader uniform for him. And sing a song. A *special* song.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Warham
A woman always does better cooking buck naked.

Definate fact there.

Want me to use my special sauce?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Oh, you should see ALLY go!!! Mind you, I think she may be rushing the job a bit thinking: "Fuck, I hope this pasta boils. RIKK is staring at my ass. And BILL is also...oh wait...no. BILL is reading Bette Midler's autobiography."

But does the speed of the cooking make for a better meal? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO RUSH, ALLY???:mad:

Yeah, I don't like Rush either. Never saw what people liked about them

:D

[Warham]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Want me to use my special sauce?

::evil chuckle::

Sure, babe.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Al secretly loves me. He's going to have a fight to the death with my pumpkin-boo over who gets to wisk me away. If he wins, I promised to wear a cheerleader uniform for him. And sing a song. A *special* song.

He won't get you. I may be angry, but I want you. Oh yes! I want you!! And your defending KATYDID only makes me want to change you...

But I only know this by being mean. I am cruel, no good, baby. I'm from the wrong side of the tracks. I'm bad. I'm so bad, I should be in detention.

You'll learn, woman. You'll learn soon enough. Or you won't just be de-modded. You'll be de-Rikk'd.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
He won't get you. I may be angry, but I want you. Oh yes! I want you!! And your defending KATYDID only makes me want to change you...

But I only know this by being mean. I am cruel, no good, baby. I'm from the wrong side of the tracks. I'm bad. I'm so bad, I should be in detention.

You'll learn, woman. You'll learn soon enough. Or you won't just be de-modded. You'll be de-Rikk'd.

WTF is de-Rikk'd? It doesn't sound scary.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Rikk
I warned you that the fiance thing was going to be a problem. But she even threatened to drop her mod job and leave. We had to let her have her marriage thing. But if she thinks we'll start being nicer because of it, she's gonna learn the hard way.

By the way, I just found a 25-page manuscript in her locker called PLANS TO GET THE ARMY TO RECOGNIZE THAT KATYDID IS ACTUALLY A GOOD PERSON. I consider this your failure, AL. You assured me that our last yelling set her straight. Then she makes this post today and then I find this manuscript. This proves to me that she's still set on defending KATYDID. And that is not tolerable.

It certainly is my failure, and now that it's been brought to light, it WILL BE RECTIFIED.

Ally defending Katydid can't be tolerated.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Rikk
You always pretend you have an imaginary dress on so that you don't feel as bad for what we're making you do. So, in return, we make you curtsy.

BTW, next time, even the imaginary dress goes. Let's just say we're laying down the law for those that defend KATYDID.






AND THIS GOES FOR ANY OF YOU THAT DEFEND HER!!! YOU'VE SEEN WHAT'S BECOME OF ALLY FOR DEFENDING KATY!!! THIS GOES FOR ANYONE...though I won't be asking any of the guys to cook dinner naked...though BILL probably will ask them on his own time.

And we won't be as nice about it like we are with Ally neither.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
WTF is de-Rikk'd? It doesn't sound scary.

I don't know...it just sounded good.:p



I...I mean...SHUT UP!!!:mad: How dare you insult the great Canadians RUSH, the most talented band that writes 65-minute songs in history (I'm joking, I actually don't like RUSH very much:p).

Being de-RIKK'd means dinner doesn't end after the meal is cooked. And this is final punishment...if the meal was only average and not exquisite. Some would say this is a subjective decision...and I say...so what?:mad:

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
It certainly is my failure, and now that it's been brought to light, it WILL BE RECTIFIED.


Don't hurt pumpkin-bob!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Don't hurt pumpkin-bob!

HA HA HA HA!!!:mad: :p

Oh yes...HURT Punkin-Bob!!!:mad:

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
I don't know...it just sounded good.:p



I...I mean...SHUT UP!!!:mad: How dare you insult the great Canadians RUSH, the most talented band that writes 65-minute songs in history (I'm joking, I actually don't like RUSH very much:p).

Being de-RIKK'd means dinner doesn't end after the meal is cooked. And this is final punishment...if the meal was only average and not exquisite. Some would say this is a subjective decision...and I say...so what?:mad:

you mean you're going to Rape me?!

Katydid, you read that!

[Ally_Kat]

wait, why did I capitalize rape?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
HA HA HA HA!!!:mad: :p

Oh yes...HURT Punkin-Bob!!!:mad:

NO!!!

[Warham]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
wait, why did I capitalize rape?

Because it's from Rikk, not rikk.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
you mean you're going to Rape me?!

Katydid, you read that!

I didn't say anything. All I know is that KATYDID can now see the treachery of AL, RIKK and the rest of 'em varmints. That's right. Because you defend KATYDID, make bad cookes, make an average dinner...you then have to be de-RIKK'd.

BILL, meanwhile, gets to spend some time with his George Michael blow-up doll.

KATYDID's campaign of freedom will never be successful!! The campaign of treachery will continue!!!

HA HA HA HA!!!!:mad: :p

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
NO!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
Because it's from Rikk, not rikk.

:p

[Warham]

That's what this forum is all about ....treachery.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
That's what this forum is all about ....treachery.

I know. And it sounds so threatening. "Feed Back to Webmaster". If that doesn't sound like a threat of sexual persecution, enforced cooking and sexual demand, I don't know what does.

[Warham]

Enforced cooking and sexual demand are like peanut butter and jelly.

You just can't separate them.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Rikk
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!:p :mad:

I LIED!!!!!!!:p

I've already sent it to MAX, and he's getting together with a bunch of friends tomorrow night to watch the controversial "ALLY drops the steak on the floor and has to pick it up" scene.

There is no end to my treachery.

I'm altering the deal, ALLY. Pray I don't alter it any further.

Can't recall HOW she picked that steak up ...

MMMWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Yeah, I don't like Rush either. Never saw what people liked about them

:D

Well, you GET liking them lady ... get liking them.

(funny, playing Rush right now)

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

color war is on bitch!

OH NOES!!11!!!!11!!1

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I'll know whatever I want to, Canada-boy! BTW, where's that moose I was promised?

And what evil squad? Al? Please, he buys me teddy bears to make up for what you do to me.

Al secretly loves me. He's going to have a fight to the death with my pumpkin-boo over who gets to wisk me away. If he wins, I promised to wear a cheerleader uniform for him. And sing a song. A *special* song.

OH MY GOSH!

SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

IXNAY ON THE ONG-SAY!

And PUMPKIN-BOO IS BUMMIN'!

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Rikk
I didn't say anything. All I know is that KATYDID can now see the treachery of AL, RIKK and the rest of 'em varmints. That's right. Because you defend KATYDID, make bad cookes, make an average dinner...you then have to be de-RIKK'd.

BILL, meanwhile, gets to spend some time with his George Michael blow-up doll.

KATYDID's campaign of freedom will never be successful!! The campaign of treachery will continue!!!

HA HA HA HA!!!!:mad: :p

YEAH! WHAT RIKK SAID!

MMMWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I never knew she was part black....if I did know that I'd call her a fucking oreo, not a wigger.

DLR7884
Do you have a clue as to what a fucking wigger is?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
color war is on bitch!

OH NOES!!11!!!!11!!1

(Beat this!)

OH FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
OH MY GOSH!

SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

IXNAY ON THE ONG-SAY!

And PUMPKIN-BOO IS BUMMIN'!

I didn't say what the song was. It's all Kool and the Gang. ;)

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
(Beat this!)

[SIZE=9][B]OH FUCKING [color=firebrick]YES!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHHA! The colors haxxored joo!

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I didn't say what the song was. It's all Kool and the Gang. ;)

I just meant ixnay on the ushy-ma uff-sta ...

I blush easy. :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
HAHAHHA! The colors haxxored joo!

SHIT!!!!:D Now it's fixed!!

[Rikk]

Well WARHAM, AL and the rest of you...I hope you've all seen what happens to those that help the devil.

I must go home and then make dinner. But ALLY, I won't be cooking dinner tomorrow, will I?...

[Ally_Kat]

oh noes !!!!111!!!11!!!!!1

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
I just meant ixnay on the ushy-ma uff-sta ...

I blush easy. :D

But you know I love you pumpkin-bob.



OoOoOoOpps

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Well WARHAM, AL and the rest of you...I hope you've all seen what happens to those that help the devil.

I must go home and then make dinner. But ALLY, I won't be cooking dinner tomorrow, will I?...

What am I, psychic?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
But you know I love you pumpkin-bob.



OoOoOoOpps


:D :D :D

[Ally_Kat]

you know you want me all for yourself.

Announce it to the world and Katydid.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Oh Katy! You don't know the half of it. They beat me. :(

I'm forced to wash Cat's car. He has a 1969 Dodge Charger with a 383 four-barrel engine. And if I scratch the paintjob he gets very angry. He's very protective of the rebel flag on top and his 01 on the side.

Al makes me wash his floors after I'm done with Cat's car. Sometimes, if I've been a bad girl, I have to wear the french maid costume. If I've been a really bad girl, Rikk lends him the American flag bikini.

And Rikk! I have to bake him cookies as per our agreement for me to keed my mod status. If he doesn't like the cookies, then he yells at me. :( Or worse. He makes me cook dinner for him and Bill naked.

Actually it's a '71 Charger R/T with a 440-4 barrel, lol.
But I'm only having you do it so i can make movies and exploit your gorgeous body wearing that american flag bikini..."Thanks Rikk".

So far the final print has you moving in slow motion stroking the hood with that sponge, Oooooo Weeeeee, that's some good footage.

Ok, now i've made myself all sticky, gotta go.....................

[Ally_Kat]

At least I don't have to clean that up, too!






















;)

[Cathedral]

Na, i'm good, got that all taken care of, thanks... *whistles*

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
you know you want me all for yourself.

Announce it to the world and Katydid.

WORLD ... KATYDID ...

She is to be mine ... all to my own ... :)

[Ally_Kat]

Write me a poem!

[ALinChainz]

When I get home tonight .. I shall begin ...

Wait .. do I write poems?

he he he ...

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I never knew she was part black....if I did know that I'd call her a fucking oreo, not a wigger.

DLR7884
Do you have a clue as to what a fucking wigger is?

[DLR7884]

You gonna fucking reply to me you fat sloth?

DLR7884
?

[Cathedral]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Al loves Ally
She loves him too

Later this night
He will start writing
Her heart will flutter
She will invite him

Together they'll fall
Into a soft bed
He'll make her moan
She'll give him.........Hello!

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Al loves Ally
She loves him too

Later this night
He will start writing
Her heart will flutter
She will invite him

Together they'll fall
Into a soft bed
He'll make her moan
She'll give him.........Hello!

lol

Excellent.

[Ally_Kat]

Wait til Rikk sees this!

I'll be cooking for months to come

[Cathedral]

Sorry, but i'm a rare mood today. :)

[Ally_Kat]

Rare? We need to put you back on the grill!




Who am I kidding. I like 'em rare.

[ALinChainz]

Aww man, you saw it.

Was gonna snag it and tell you I wrote it ...

:D

[Cathedral]

Good, cause even as rare as i am, i'm still on fire, baby!

[GAR]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Wait til Rikk sees this!

I'll be cooking for months to come

wha - BUN IN THE OVEN?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by GAR
wha - BUN IN THE OVEN?

Who's the lucky gal?

;)

[Anonymous]

What's going on here?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Wait til Rikk sees this!

I'll be cooking for months to come

TIME TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:


Okay, I'll try here.

Is she mine, if I can count all the stars at night?
Is she mine, if I wrote many poems as I could?
Is she mine, if I paint her in her innocent smile?
Is she mine, if I can be worth for her love?
Now shut the fuck up and cook me a steak,
and I want not one piece of clothing on your body.
And then come sit on my lap and we can start talking about your vagina again.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Pope Must Die
Katy is a beautiful person - inside

Outside she's a repugnant cunt

Golden Awe has just revealed that he is the dark pope. They have started 2 threads about me in hitchWORLD...

Women being force fed shit from dogs asses and mens asses...their heads stepped on and put inside a washing machine (TWO ON A BOMBER)...

Rustoffa, Mezro, GAR, Flappo, Sesh, etc. are right in there laughing and having a good old time.

Just so people in the ARMY know how they act nasty nice in here, but out of sight they turn into the real persons they are.

[ALinChainz]

Leave.

You'd never have to see dog shit porn again.

But if you stay, it must be because you want to see it.

You are the only one complaining.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by DLR7884
You gonna fucking reply to me you fat sloth?

DLR7884
?

[showjoeyourtits]

Wouldn't a troll be someone who posts a pic of themselves, only to cover their face with their chubby hand?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by showjoeyourtits
Wouldn't a troll be someone who posts a pic of themselves, only to cover their face with their chubby hand?

Fuck off.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by showjoeyourtits
Wouldn't a troll be someone who posts a pic of themselves, only to cover their face with their chubby hand?

What's the sotry cockbite?

First off, you have no clue to what she looks like, so you are way off.

2nd, weren't you going to give me Minto's phone number, you lying asshole?

And a troll would be someone claiming tobe someone they are not and pretending on a message board, like you Joey.

See, you are nobody but a faggot ass, fairytale-telling blowhole who cannot prove one claim and when you try, you look like a bhigger idiot.

Class dismissed Joey Ghetto.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Insecure?

You are a 60 year old hag who posts religious bullshit at a DAVID LEE ROTH website becuase you crave attention and have said more than once that it is your "therapy". And that your MARRIED last name was Roth.

How would you know anything about being a wife or mother when your husband left you and your kids left you, alcholics and doing drugs. Your daughter died trying to get away. She obviously ran into the wrong people, where were you?



My husband and I had an eyeware manufacturing company with distributors in every state in US, and several foreign countries. I divorced my husband. My daughter was trying to help someone she went to school with in junior high a couple months. She cleaned a place he was going to move into. She become afraid of him, then wouldn't have anymore to do with him. Withen the week he chased her down and murdered her. No one knew his background. He moved to NC from FL. He had murdered his little sister when he was 15. His mother came home and her neck was in the window.

She was living in one side of a duplex apt. with her dad and step mother living in the other. She was 21 and on her own. Her dad owned the duplex.



You claim that you and your husband worked your own company, etc. Were you at home then?


Yes we worked together in the corp 81-89...had other businesses also. He told me he was going to have an affair with the 24 year old and was going to car auctions, etc. with her. Staying out at the farm...I was staying at the house in town. After me staying with him thru Guillian Barre Syndrome and nursing him back to health. He was sick with high blood pressure, migraines, etc. our whole married life. My divorcing him and his remarriage still didn't make him happy or well...He was a miserable person.


You make me sick.

You are obviously not happy here and no one wants you here, leave.

You seem to think you know so much, but that you can't comprehend.

You could die tomorrow and no one here would miss you, how would we like that?

A lot.



All that was none of any of your business, just more ammo for you to use against me.


I prided myself on being a good wife and mother. My husband and children was the most important thing in my life.
Ed and I remained friends until his death. He'd call and we would talk. He tried to divorce her and get back with me, but all trust was gone...

[DLR7884]

KATYPIG---


You gonna fucking reply to me you fat sloth?

DLR7884
?

[DLR7884]

Katy....

Would it upset you if I were to call you a wigger?

DLR7884
?

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Rikk
Indeed!!:mad: And now I see you here spouting off about it? I told you to keep this shit quiet!! Don't make me re-consider your mod status, KAT.

Plus, I've already been displeased. Last time you cooked dinner for LUMBERGH and myself, you were wearing panties. You know this won't do. The rule is, mod job for a month, cookies to last me that long. Bad cookies? Get your clothes off and get in the kitchen. That means naked. No more of this panty stuff...even if you were wearing the Stars and Stripes panties I gave you as a reward for modding well in February.

Why didn't you just give her some Canadian leaf panties? Or trailer trash barbie panties?

Shape up, ALLY!:mad:

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
And then we'd have to put up with you full time.

Great, just great.

You know, I would like a couple alterations done to that maid uniform, and I could have sworn I saw some streaks on that kitchen floor the last time.

I'm keeping my cool for now ... but I think some re-focus, and shaping up is in order.


I'd just mop the floor with you. Then throw you in the washer with Two on a Bomber .

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Rikk
You always pretend you have an imaginary dress on so that you don't feel as bad for what we're making you do. So, in return, we make you curtsy.

BTW, next time, even the imaginary dress goes. Let's just say we're laying down the law for those that defend KATYDID.

Is that some more of your "Fantasy Power Trip" thingy?






AND THIS GOES FOR ANY OF YOU THAT DEFEND HER!!! YOU'VE SEEN WHAT'S BECOME OF ALLY FOR DEFENDING KATY!!! THIS GOES FOR ANYONE...though I won't be asking any of the guys to cook dinner naked...though BILL probably will ask them on his own time.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Katy....

Would it upset you if I were to call you a wigger?

DLR7884
?


Would it upset you if I called you that? Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
:D :D :D

He fantacizes that he is Peter Peter Pumpkin eater...

I think Pumpkin Bob was a "fantasy" put down.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by showjoeyourtits
Wouldn't a troll be someone who posts a pic of themselves, only to cover their face with their chubby hand?

Sounds like she better be covering her chubby ass.

[Rikk]

KATY, your hawk's name is Francis and he watches over the skulls of the medusa.

[Katydid]

I was upset and mad for awhile when Ally Kat threw me out of NON into the dump. I realized she was just insuring her job as a Mod. Trying to stay in other Mods and Webmasters good graces. (A Capricorn trait by the way)

Al is a Capricorn also and a few others...they can't help themselves for selling out others for their own benefit.

My ex's wife was a Capricorn. What she couldn't gamble away she sold. Sold the business and moved as soon as he was dropped in the ground from OK back to NC and bought herself a nice place on the lake. Draws her SS from her first dead husband. Our sons got nothing.

I told them to let her have it all. They agreed...

So excuse me if I feel a tad bitter right now at all Capricorns in general.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Katydid
Sounds like she better be covering her chubby ass.

Go hump a cactus, ya cunt.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Katydid
I was upset and mad for awhile when Ally Kat threw me out of NON into the dump. I realized she was just insuring her job as a Mod. Trying to stay in other Mods and Webmasters good graces. (A Capricorn trait by the way)

Al is a Capricorn also and a few others...they can't help themselves for selling out others for their own benefit.

My ex's wife was a Capricorn. What she couldn't gamble away she sold. Sold the business and moved as soon as he was dropped in the ground from OK back to NC and bought herself a nice place on the lake. Draws her SS from her first dead husband. Our sons got nothing.

I told them to let her have it all. They agreed...

So excuse me if I feel a tad bitter right now at all Capricorns in general.

The problem with you and your dead husband is that they buried the wrong one, ya cunt.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Katydid
I was upset and mad for awhile when Ally Kat threw me out of NON into the dump. I realized she was just insuring her job as a Mod. Trying to stay in other Mods and Webmasters good graces. (A Capricorn trait by the way)

Don't worry. I won't ask you to cook for anyone naked. In fact, the thought of you being naked makes me so sick that I want to kill someone.






Where's GAYAPO?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Go hump a cactus, ya cunt.

Technical question: is it actually valid to tell women to go hump something? Breaking down the verb humping to its most technical terms, do women hump? Are women capable of the act of humping?

[Cathedral]

Good point, Rikk, I stand corrected...

Katy, Go 'ride' a cactus, ya cunt.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Rikk
Technical question: is it actually valid to tell women to go hump something? Breaking down the verb humping to its most technical terms, do women hump? Are women capable of the act of humping?

Probably bone degeneration...like the old lady hump?

Is Katy getting her calcium?

Katy?

[Cathedral]

Or even better...

Katy, Go 'grind' a cactus, ya cunt.

Or even better...

Katy, Go shove a cactus up that smegma filled slash between your flabby ass thighs, ya cunt.

[rustoffa]

Ya hump?

(cue goodfellas slang)

[Cathedral]

I'm writing a song for Katydid, to the tune of 'Layla'.

Tried to take you to weight watchers
Couldn't get you in the car
You've topped out at 380 pounds
You got to trim your fat ass down

Chorus: Weigh-la, you broke my boney knees get up
Beggin ho-bag please get up
Cunt face won't you ease my weary bones

What do y'all think so far?
This will kill 'em in the clubs, i just know it.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
.

Is she mine, if I can count all the stars at night?
Is she mine, if I wrote many poems as I could?
Is she mine, if I paint her in her innocent smile?
Is she mine, if I can be worth for her love?
Now shut the fuck up and cook me a steak,
and I want not one piece of clothing on your body.
And then come sit on my lap and we can start talking about your vagina again.

tsk tsk. you should that I like my poems to rhyme.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by showjoeyourtits
Wouldn't a troll be someone who posts a pic of themselves, only to cover their face with their chubby hand?

Oh Joe. You've been fixated on my profile pic for about a good 6 months now. You keep mentioning it so much that you are showing your true colors.

You love that picture.

It keeps you up at night.

When you can't fall asleep, you think of that picture and touch yourself. And then you get angry because you can't do anything all day long because my picture is in your mind. So you come here and insult me, thinking I'll take down the picture and hope in my doing so that it'll escape your mind.

But I'm not playing by your rules.

And then there's the added factor that you don't have a chance in hell with me.

That eats you up inside.

It burns.

Let it out Joe.

Tell me how horrible my picture is. I know your short chubby pokes up whenever you mention it.

Go on Joe.

Touch it.

Do it.

pw3d.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
Sounds like she better be covering her chubby ass.

Katy, I thought we were friends?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
I'm writing a song for Katydid, to the tune of 'Layla'.

Tried to take you to weight watchers
Couldn't get you in the car
You've topped out at 380 pounds
You got to trim your fat ass down

Chorus: Weigh-la, you broke my boney knees get up
Beggin ho-bag please get up
Cunt face won't you ease my weary bones

What do y'all think so far?
This will kill 'em in the clubs, i just know it.

:p

I'll call Eric.

[rustoffa]

Ahahahahha!

[rustoffa]

Fuck you Joe!

[rustoffa]

Ally, you need to put owned at the end of that last Joe thing....

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
I was upset and mad for awhile when Ally Kat threw me out of NON into the dump. I realized she was just insuring her job as a Mod. Trying to stay in other Mods and Webmasters good graces. (A Capricorn trait by the way)

Al is a Capricorn also and a few others...they can't help themselves for selling out others for their own benefit.

My ex's wife was a Capricorn. What she couldn't gamble away she sold. Sold the business and moved as soon as he was dropped in the ground from OK back to NC and bought herself a nice place on the lake. Draws her SS from her first dead husband. Our sons got nothing.

I told them to let her have it all. They agreed...

So excuse me if I feel a tad bitter right now at all Capricorns in general.

I thought you were a hardcore Catholic? You'll go to hell dabbing into such astrology-witchcraft! :( I don't want to see Satan consume you in his flames!

And you are wrong about me being Rikk, AL, and Cat's slave being a Capricorn trait.

Capricorns make the most faithful lovers. And your strong sex drive makes you among the most reliable. But perhaps the most defining characteristic of Caps is that they are uniformly well-equipped for material prosperity. Self-discipline, good time-management skills, thoroughness and ambition: These are your trademarks. And they conspire to make you an eager seeker of success. Your impeccable sense of timing enables you to seize opportunities and react to alarms. You're at your best when you're building on your past and seeing your future come into focus. Perpetual forward motion turns you on. When you finally get sufficiently situated to consider a relationship, let your social consciousness guide you to potential love matches. Seek someone willing to care for you as well as you care for others -- someone who won't threaten your lifestyle and who is willing to be corralled into a secure relationship. You don't take love lightly; you play for keeps. Ever the practical, purposeful pragmatist, you choose your battles wisely. You're always looking to what will advance your agenda and how to work smarter, not harder. You're willing to make sacrifices now in order to enjoy life later, and that's why time is on your side. You're not getting older; you're getting better. In so many ways, you may hoe a lonely row, but the fruits of your labor will come to fruition in a honey of a harvest.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Ally, you need to put owned at the end of that last Joe thing....

done for you babe.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Oh Joe. You've been fixated on my profile pic for about a good 6 months now. You keep mentioning it so much that you are showing your true colors.

You love that picture.

It keeps you up at night.

When you can't fall asleep, you think of that picture and touch yourself. And then you get angry because you can't do anything all day long because my picture is in your mind. So you come here and insult me, thinking I'll take down the picture and hope in my doing so that it'll escape your mind.

But I'm not playing by your rules.

And then there's the added factor that you don't have a chance in hell with me.

That eats you up inside.

It burns.

Let it out Joe.

Tell me how horrible my picture is. I know your short chubby pokes up whenever you mention it.

Go on Joe.

Touch it.

Do it.

OWNED!!!!!

[Ally_Kat]

Too bad that is too long to put in a siggy. Hahaha -- I'd love for every one of Joe's aliases (or is is aliaii?) to have that. Or my pic as his avatar.

Ah...

[showjoeyourtits]

If you honestly think that any guy in the entire world looks at that chubby hand and chubby face and touches themself, then you should contact my office. Honestly, get serious. That is probably the most rediculous thing I've ever read here.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
tsk tsk. you should that I like my poems to rhyme.

Ally, Ally...you're my pally.
When I'm down, you always rally,
pick me up and make me strong.
How could I treat you so wrong?
I make you cook while you are naked,
watch you bend over and shake it.
And if the meal ain't up to speed,
it's to my room I make you lead.
For you were warned to not help Katy,
she's a monster, not a lady.
It's with your body I'll be messin',
you helped the psycho, learn your lesson.

[rustoffa]

Joe, you're fucking OWNED.

[Cathedral]

Ally, she is a Catholic, a pissed off Catholic because Priests give better head than she does.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by showjoeyourtits
If you honestly think that any guy in the entire world looks at that chubby hand and chubby face and touches themself, then you should contact my office. Honestly, get serious. That is probably the most rediculous thing I've ever read here.

you just came, didn't you?

Talk worse about me baby!

[Satan]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I thought you were a hardcore Catholic? You'll go to hell dabbing into such astrology-witchcraft! :( I don't want to see Satan consume you in his flames!


Your assuming we would take her?

Even Hell has standards, ya know! http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/smiley_evilGrin.gif

[Satan]

Oh, and Joe.... go to Heaven! :rolleyes:

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat

Capricorns make the most faithful lovers. And your strong sex drive makes you among the most reliable. But perhaps the most defining characteristic of Caps is that they are uniformly well-equipped for material prosperity. Self-discipline, good time-management skills, thoroughness and ambition: These are your trademarks. And they conspire to make you an eager seeker of success. Your impeccable sense of timing enables you to seize opportunities and react to alarms. You're at your best when you're building on your past and seeing your future come into focus. Perpetual forward motion turns you on. When you finally get sufficiently situated to consider a relationship, let your social consciousness guide you to potential love matches. Seek someone willing to care for you as well as you care for others -- someone who won't threaten your lifestyle and who is willing to be corralled into a secure relationship. You don't take love lightly; you play for keeps. Ever the practical, purposeful pragmatist, you choose your battles wisely. You're always looking to what will advance your agenda and how to work smarter, not harder. You're willing to make sacrifices now in order to enjoy life later, and that's why time is on your side. You're not getting older; you're getting better. In so many ways, you may hoe a lonely row, but the fruits of your labor will come to fruition in a honey of a harvest.


That is all me there.

Yeah baby.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Ally, she is a Catholic, a pissed off Catholic because Priests give better head than she does.

Cat, I'm Catholic. Half of what she preaches IS NOT Catholicism.

Ask her. She'll tell you she was Baptist and then had to convert in order to marry Ed. She knows nothing about the faith. I have emails from her asking me to jump into her religious threads because I'm "better versed" than she is. She begs me to.

Dude, this is a troll. A couple of years ago, Diamond Den was all hot about Hitchworld invading a religion board. Den would even try to troll me on AIM about my faith. This so smells like something like that. Not saying it is Den, but I wouldn't be surprised. This is a troll. And the character known as Katydid is not Catholic nor knows anything about it.

[Satan]

I probably know more about Catholicism than Katy, and I'm the Devil!

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by showjoeyourtits
If you honestly think that any guy in the entire world looks at that chubby hand and chubby face and touches themself, then you should contact my office. Honestly, get serious. That is probably the most rediculous thing I've ever read here.

You claiming to have an office or having a job and not being able to spell on a 3rd grade level is what's ridiculous you fucking simp.

Try the spell check button you fucking imbecile.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Ally, Ally...you're my pally.
When I'm down, you always rally,
pick me up and make me strong.
How could I treat you so wrong?
I make you cook while you are naked,
watch you bend over and shake it.
And if the meal ain't up to speed,
it's to my room I make you lead.
For you were warned to not help Katy,
she's a monster, not a lady.
It's with your body I'll be messin',
you helped the psycho, learn your lesson.

CLASSIC!

I love it.

Maybe I'll cook naked just for the hell of it.

That is if AL wants to share me. lol

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Cat, I'm Catholic. Half of what she preaches IS NOT Catholicism.

Ask her. She'll tell you she was Baptist and then had to convert in order to marry Ed. She knows nothing about the faith. I have emails from her asking me to jump into her religious threads because I'm "better versed" than she is. She begs me to.

Dude, this is a troll. A couple of years ago, Diamond Den was all hot about Hitchworld invading a religion board. Den would even try to troll me on AIM about my faith. This so smells like something like that. Not saying it is Den, but I wouldn't be surprised. This is a troll. And the character known as Katydid is not Catholic nor knows anything about it.

Agreed, and i hope i didn't offend you with my Catholic isult. that was not my intention. :(

I'll stick with my other phrase from now on. :)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
CLASSIC!

I love it.

Maybe I'll cook naked just for the hell of it.

That is if AL wants to share me. lol

No sharing. Naked cooking for me and me alone.

AL's going to be busy asking KATY in a PM if they can meet when he visits her state. He doesn't hate her as much as he'd like us to think he does...

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Satan
I probably know more about Catholicism than Katy, and I'm the Devil!

Well, you were an Angel once, so scripture should come easy to ya.

[Satan]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Well, you were an Angel once, so scripture should come easy to ya.

That and the fact that I'm in a lot of it. :D

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Agreed, and i hope i didn't offend you with my Catholic isult. that was not my intention. :(

I'll stick with my other phrase from now on. :)

nawh, it's cool. People here have said worse. Hell, Elvis has said worse.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
No sharing. Naked cooking for me and me alone.

AL's going to be busy asking KATY in a PM if they can meet when he visits her state. He doesn't hate her as much as he'd like us to think he does...

Scandelicious!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Well, you were an Angel once, so scripture should come easy to ya.

:o

Cat 1
Rikk 0
Al 0

Okay boys, time to catch up!

Cat, you want me wash the general again? ;)

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Satan
That and the fact that I'm in a lot of it. :D

True dat, and you are dealing with all the negetivity rather well i might add. :)

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
:o

Cat 1
Rikk 0
Al 0

Okay boys, time to catch up!

Cat, you want me wash the general again? ;)

Sure, i got your suit right here and the camera is ready to go.

The General and Ally_Kat, Take 2....Roll 'em! :p

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
CLASSIC!

I love it.

Maybe I'll cook naked just for the hell of it.

That is if AL wants to share me. lol

hmmmm .... does AL share ....

It is Rikk ... we're cool ... let's see ... does AL share ... hmmmm ...thinking ...


ok.

[Satan]

Originally posted by Cathedral
True dat, and you are dealing with all the negetivity rather well i might add. :)

I'm the Devil. Who's had to deal with more negativity than me?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Rikk
No sharing. Naked cooking for me and me alone.

AL's going to be busy asking KATY in a PM if they can meet when he visits her state. He doesn't hate her as much as he'd like us to think he does...

OK bro ... first I heaved at the thought of Katy ... and then laughed.

YUCK!

Hating her more!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Someone dig up Ed...........I wanna shake the fuckers hand and commend him for ditching this bitch.

Funniest fucking thing I've read in weeks, Bill.:D

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Satan
I'm the Devil. Who's had to deal with more negativity than me?

Dammit man, i spelled negativity wrong...But again, you da evil man.

Question: Is the devil gay and if so, why do people place him behind them? :D

[Satan]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Dammit man, i spelled negativity wrong...But again, you da evil man.

Question: Is the devil gay and if so, why do people place him behind them? :D

The gates of Hell do not swing "that way".

These days when somebody says "Get thee behind me Satan!" I usually send up Freddie Mercury or Liberace to take care of it.

[Ally_Kat]

Hey Satan, you're all evil and stuff like that, in a cool metrodevilish way. Tell me my future!

[Satan]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Hey Satan, you're all evil and stuff like that, in a cool metrodevilish way. Tell me my future!

You will move to a much warmer climate and live in a beachfront condo (on the shores of the Lake of Fire) where you shall be the Devil's Mistress :D

[Cathedral]

Damn, that was a good reply. I thought i had stumped ya there for a moment, Devil Dammit.

So, ya got any special plans for Michael Jackson when he shows up?
Will you even recognize him would be a better question.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
:o

Cat 1
Rikk 0
Al 0

Okay boys, time to catch up!

Cat, you want me wash the general again? ;)

I'm afraid that that's hard to compete with. I can only describe in utter detail how amazing ALLY looks when she's naked and cooking pancakes. It looks like a goddess creating a cloud. Inspiring, sensual, dramatic.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
OK bro ... first I heaved at the thought of Katy ... and then laughed.

YUCK!

Hating her more!

Is that possible?:p

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
I'm afraid that that's hard to compete with. I can only describe in utter detail how amazing ALLY looks when she's naked and cooking pancakes. It looks like a goddess creating a cloud. Inspiring, sensual, dramatic.

Ya gotta be smooth, Rikk!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Ya gotta be smooth, Rikk!

;)

Oh yes, baby.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Satan
You will move to a much warmer climate and live in a beachfront condo (on the shores of the Lake of Fire) where you shall be the Devil's Mistress :D

Ah, no wings? :(

I've always wanted those

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
;)

Oh yes, baby.

oh shit, that was fast!

[Ally_Kat]

joe's been reading this for 15 minutes now. Is he just that slow?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
oh shit, that was fast!

Yes, but normally the Rikkster likes to take his time. Especially when eating good cooking.

In all seriousness, though, I am still pretty mad at you for being nice to KATYDID earlier.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
joe's been reading this for 15 minutes now. Is he just that slow?

Speed-reading in his family is two words a minute. Uncle Cleatus once read a newspaper article in an hour. They celebrated with cake and rotgut.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Yes, but normally the Rikkster likes to take his time. Especially when eating good cooking.

In all seriousness, though, I am still pretty mad at you for being nice to KATYDID earlier.

But you know I have a soft heart

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
But you know I have a soft heart

I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!:mad:

This is KATYDID we're talking about. You saw what happened to lms2 for befriending and fighting on KATYDID's behalf. AL and I are going to have to go after you if we prove that you're helping her.

Right, AL?

[Ally_Kat]

Don't go looking for AL. I wore him out, so he went to bed ;)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Don't go looking for AL. I wore him out, so he went to bed ;)

Forget about AL. I can wear you out.;)

[Ally_Kat]

Oh you think so, do you?

[Satan]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Ah, no wings? :(

I've always wanted those

We got wings down here. But they ain't the white feathery kind. Picture yourself wearing this....
http://inquest.systems.ne.jp/kako_inquest/museum/SUCCUBUS.jpg

[Ally_Kat]

Do I have to have the reptile feet?

[Satan]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Do I have to have the reptile feet?

It's either that or cloven hooves. this is Hell, after all.

[Ally_Kat]

Can you make an exception? Please? *bats eyes*

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Oh you think so, do you?

Yes. I think so.;)

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Yes. I think so.;)

on what grounds?

[Satan]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Can you make an exception? Please? *bats eyes*

You'll be better off with the reptile feet. We don't have shoe stores down here, so you wouldn't want regular ol' mortal feet anyway.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Satan
You'll be better off with the reptile feet. We don't have shoe stores down here, so you wouldn't want regular ol' mortal feet anyway.

So Satan prefers reptile feet to hooves? This isn't a Wayne L. type thing, is it?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
on what grounds?

My incredible sex drive is legendary in these parts. And the ecstasy I'd be showing you if you weren't always batting your eyes at AL...it would be the stuff of legend.

Legend, I tell you.

http://www.magiccarpet.com/~cgrafe/Panthers/blpanther.jpg

[Ally_Kat]

But what if I like teddy bears more than panthers?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
But what if I like teddy bears more than panthers?

Teddy bears are good to lie with. Panthers are good for an intense night of passion and hot animal sex.

[Ally_Kat]

Teddy bears are cuddly

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Teddy bears are cuddly

Cuddly is one thing. Intense, passionate sex is much better.

For instance, KATYDID and AL really enjoy intense passionate sex, as he was telling me in a PM earlier. He really enjoys her aggression...as if she's releasing all of her hatred. It's really beautiful.

[Satan]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
So Satan prefers reptile feet to hooves? This isn't a Wayne L. type thing, is it?

Actually, it's a claws scraping my back thing ;)

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Cuddly is one thing. Intense, passionate sex is much better.

For instance, KATYDID and AL really enjoy intense passionate sex, as he was telling me in a PM earlier. He really enjoys her aggression...as if she's releasing all of her hatred. It's really beautiful.

But I like cuddling and pampering...

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Satan
Actually, it's a claws scraping my back thing ;)

Kink....wait. How would the feet scrap your baa...KINKY!

[Satan]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Kink....wait. How would the feet scrap your baa...KINKY!

I'm the Devil. I invented kinky :cool:

[Ally_Kat]

and many people around the world thank you.

:D

[Rikk]

Sometimes, ALAN THE PANTHER demands total devotion among his followers. But he's been know to laugh in the face of apples.

[Ally_Kat]

he'll laugh at apples but not at tangerines!

[Rikk]

Fucking right he won't laugh at tangerines. They've been known to collect in the furnace of Bobby Jo's house on Thursdays. And let's just say that ALAN THE PANTHER stays out of the Deep South.

[Ally_Kat]

OKay, this convo has officially went woosh, over my head. lol

[Rikk]

That's because you need to see the light.

[Ally_Kat]

the light burns :(