'Satan' Said to Appear on Turtle's Shell

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  • Ally_Kat
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7612

    'Satan' Said to Appear on Turtle's Shell

    'Satan' Said to Appear on Turtle's Shell


    MICHIGANTOWN, Ind. - Could it be... Satan? A central Indiana pet shop owner says a turtle that was the only animal to survive an October fire has developed an image of Satan's face on its shell.



    Bryan Dora says it looks like the devil wants us to know that he was there.


    Dora says he can see a goatee and a pair of pointy horns on the shell of the palm-sized red-eared slider turtle named Lucky.


    He says Lucky is healthy and its behavior hasn't changed.


    Investigators could not determine the cause of the fire, which destroyed the A-Dora-ble Pet Shop and several other businesses in Frankfort, about 40 miles northwest of Indianapolis.


    Dora has produced a DVD of the turtle's story that he plans to auction on the Internet. He will also offer the winning bidder the chance to buy Lucky off-line.
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  • vanzilla
    Veteran
    • Jul 2004
    • 1773

    #2
    I'm waiting for Satan to post something here.
    Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC

    Vanzilla's New "Can't Get This Stuff No More" Video Coming Soon!

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    • Satan
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6664

      #3
      Where's a picture of the cute little demonic reptile?
      Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

      Originally posted by Sockfucker
      I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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      • Rikk
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 16518

        #4
        Is it you? Or is the reptile just making a tribute to you?
        Roth Army Militia

        Originally posted by WARF
        Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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        • vanzilla
          Veteran
          • Jul 2004
          • 1773

          #5
          Originally posted by Satan
          Where's a picture of the cute little demonic reptile?
          Thanks, I knew I could count on you. Oh, and tell Ronald Reagan I said Hi.
          Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC

          Vanzilla's New "Can't Get This Stuff No More" Video Coming Soon!

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          • The Fonz
            Groupie
            • Mar 2005
            • 62

            #6
            An Evil Turtle.

            This, ladies and gentlemen is now officially the craziest thread The Fonz has ever seen.

            What's next? Ralph Malph's face on an intimidating steroid-induced muscle bound physique?

            Oh yeah, I forgot he's called Mark McGwire...

            Ayyyyy!

            http://www.bloggerheads.com/star_war...happy_days.jpg

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            • Rikk
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 16518

              #7
              Yeah. This is just nonsense. Threads should at least make sense. But this is just craziness. My god.
              Roth Army Militia

              Originally posted by WARF
              Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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              • Anonymous
                Banned
                • May 2004
                • 12748

                #8
                Originally posted by Rikk
                Threads should at least make sense.
                You mean we should wipe out the entire forum and start over?

                Cheers! :bottle:

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                • The Fonz
                  Groupie
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 62

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Rikk
                  Yeah. This is just nonsense. Threads should at least make sense. But this is just craziness. My god.
                  http://www.bloggerheads.com/star_war...happy_days.jpg

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                  • vanzilla
                    Veteran
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 1773

                    #10
                    Originally posted by The Fonz
                    An Evil Turtle.

                    This, ladies and gentlemen is now officially the craziest thread The Fonz has ever seen.

                    What's next? Ralph Malph's face on an intimidating steroid-induced muscle bound physique?

                    Oh yeah, I forgot he's called Mark McGwire...

                    Ayyyyy!

                    The Fonz fucking rules!!!
                    Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC

                    Vanzilla's New "Can't Get This Stuff No More" Video Coming Soon!

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 58785

                      #11
                      Beelze-bump
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • VanJay011379
                        Roadie
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 172

                        #12
                        Link with Pic!

                        MICHIGANTOWN, Ind. - A turtle that was the only survivor of a pet shop fire may have emerged with a hellish memento.



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                        • academic punk
                          Full Member Status

                          • Dec 2004
                          • 4437

                          #13
                          Wait aminnit...that's not the face of Satan....THAT'S ALAN THE PANTHER'S SCROTUM!!!

                          (I'd recognize that ball sac anywhere!)

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                          • GAR
                            Banned
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10871

                            #14
                            It hasn't met an ordeal such as the deposit I'm gonna hail upon it's back after a nice dinner.

                            If I can afford to Pay The Price that is.
                            If I can make a Deal With The Devil, that is.

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                            • fanofdave
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 500

                              #15
                              a sad day indeed for that fucking turtle.
                              his sorry ass will be pictured in EBAY anyday
                              now. let the bidding begin....

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