Aren´t you sometimes surprised you´re still alive?

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  • kentuckyklira
    Veteran
    • Sep 2004
    • 1775

    Aren´t you sometimes surprised you´re still alive?

    I just got back home from a few hours of inline skating. For some reason I was reminded of how rekless I used to be as a kid. Like skateboarding in traffic, biking downhill with lame excuses for brakes, jumping off ridiculously high cliffs into dubious lakes, etc. etc. etc.

    Had me thinking how and why I survived all that!
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  • vanzilla
    Veteran
    • Jul 2004
    • 1773

    #2
    Yeh, when I was a kid back in WV we had 30 feet below was a busy highway, so if you fell not only would you probably break a bone, but you'd also more than likely would be hit by a car.

    We swung on that thing for months, until the invevitable happened. Fortunately I didn't get hit by a car - but the fall broke my clavical in 2 places.

    The authorites took the flagpole down shortly after.

    What can I say. There's not much to do in WV when you're growing up. That's why I got the hell out.
    Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC

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    • vanzilla
      Veteran
      • Jul 2004
      • 1773

      #3
      SORRY ABOUT THE ABOVE - I was talking about a flagpole. It's late. I'm tired. And I grew up in WV. Cut a brother some slack.
      Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC

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      • Ally_Kat
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7612

        #4
        Not much to do in WV growing up? How about just plain nothing to do at all.

        Got a man there and I love him dearly, but I'm city born and raised. I'm not even used to not having streetlights every so many feet.
        Roth Army Militia

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        • Coyote
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8185

          #5
          Re: Aren´t you sometimes surprised you´re still alive?

          Originally posted by kentuckyklira
          I just got back home from a few hours of inline skating. For some reason I was reminded of how rekless I used to be as a kid. Like skateboarding in traffic, biking downhill with lame excuses for brakes, jumping off ridiculously high cliffs into dubious lakes, etc. etc. etc.

          Had me thinking how and why I survived all that!
          Or flippin' the car one week after getting my driver's licence...
          (Nobody got hurt. Seatbelts...)
          Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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          • Dr. Love
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 7832

            #6
            If you think anything you did was bad/stupid, at least you're not this kid.
            I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

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            • bueno bob
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22942

              #7
              Not that I was a "bad kid" per se, but I did get creamed by a drunk driver in a Ford F250 head on...it was going about 65 on a road with a limit of 20...came around the corner and plowed right into my armored Ford Escort.

              That doesn't much count, I know, but the cops were amazed to find me alive, let alone COMPLETELY intact...

              God saved me so I could bother all of you fuckers!
              Twistin' by the pool.

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              • Roguesgirl
                Veteran
                • Jan 2005
                • 1702

                #8
                I was a horror as a kid, always into something unhealthy or unsafe. I had no fear whatsoever of anyone or anything. I put my parents through hell.
                Now I realize this.
                TLC
                You KNOW I got the blues.
                Can you dig it?
                Welcome to Massachusetts. Now get the FUCK out of my way!

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                • vanzilla
                  Veteran
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 1773

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dr. Love
                  If you think anything you did was bad/stupid, at least you're not this kid.
                  Damn! - That was chilling!

                  Nice find man.
                  Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC

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                  • Roguesgirl
                    Veteran
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 1702

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dr. Love
                    If you think anything you did was bad/stupid, at least you're not this kid.
                    dayum.
                    TLC
                    You KNOW I got the blues.
                    Can you dig it?
                    Welcome to Massachusetts. Now get the FUCK out of my way!

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                    • vanzilla
                      Veteran
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 1773

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                      Not much to do in WV growing up? How about just plain nothing to do at all.

                      Yeh, that pretty much sums it up. There's nothing but bars, churches and restaurants. Which explains the high number over over wieght, drunk religious zealots


                      Got a man there and I love him dearly, but I'm city born and raised. I'm not even used to not having streetlights every so many feet.
                      I was 6 years old when I realized living there wasn't for me. What part of WV is "your man" staying in?
                      Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC

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                      • vanzilla
                        Veteran
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 1773

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Roguesgirl
                        I was a horror as a kid, always into something unhealthy or unsafe. I had no fear whatsoever of anyone or anything. I put my parents through hell.
                        Now I realize this.
                        Funny how we don't come to this realization until we hit our 30's or have kids isn't it. I was the same way rogue.
                        Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC

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                        • Ally_Kat
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 7612

                          #13
                          Originally posted by vanzilla
                          I was 6 years old when I realized living there wasn't for me. What part of WV is "your man" staying in?
                          Charleston
                          Roth Army Militia

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                          • DeadOrAlive
                            Veteran
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 1683

                            #14
                            WOW ummmmm... I guess i could help you guys out... The last show my band did which was like last week or something i stuck my head in the bass drum while playing the song on my guitar... is that reckless??

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                            • rustoffa
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8959

                              #15
                              I jumped a tidal canal on an RM 370 one night a long time ago.

                              The shitty hunch punch @ this party made me do it, although a few friends and I had contemplated it for awhile.

                              It was absolutely nothing like the freestyle MX showboating you see nowadays.

                              The ramp consisted of a 3/4 sheet of marine plywood and the bed of a piece of shit chevy luv truck.

                              I fully endo'd the thing, but made it with room to spare and crashed in a huge bed of palmettos.

                              That one came to mind, but there's a few more.

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