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A Local Urban Legend
I have heard this urban legend from two unrelated sources, the primary one being a friend that I have since lost touch with since I left the Army Reserve, and again heard it some years later.
Legend has it that in the suburban area directly north of Buffalo, NY, Kenmore or North Tonawanda, a wedding ceremony took place. The bridegroom cried as he read his vows to his new bride, and she in turn was so touched that she too wept before they kissed.
A rockin' reception was then attended at a posh hotel banquet area, and by all accounts started off as rollicking. After some dancing and some drinks, the wedding party assembled at the head table. The Best Man stood up and gave a touching tribute to the lasting love of his mutual friends, both the Bride and Groom. The Groom stood up, smiling and relishing the moment.
The Groom raised his glass, and said, "I would like to propose a toast both my wife and my best man, WHO'VE BEEN FUCKING EACH OTHER FOR OVER A YEAR!"
The lights then darkened, and a slide presentation showing photos, taken by a private detective, of the two in the various positions, having an affair and going to town in different hotel rooms.
At the end of the show, the Groom got up with his family and walked out, and later had the marriage annulled. Has anyone else heard a similiar story?
Legend has it that in the suburban area directly north of Buffalo, NY, Kenmore or North Tonawanda, a wedding ceremony took place. The bridegroom cried as he read his vows to his new bride, and she in turn was so touched that she too wept before they kissed.
A rockin' reception was then attended at a posh hotel banquet area, and by all accounts started off as rollicking. After some dancing and some drinks, the wedding party assembled at the head table. The Best Man stood up and gave a touching tribute to the lasting love of his mutual friends, both the Bride and Groom. The Groom stood up, smiling and relishing the moment.
The Groom raised his glass, and said, "I would like to propose a toast both my wife and my best man, WHO'VE BEEN FUCKING EACH OTHER FOR OVER A YEAR!"
The lights then darkened, and a slide presentation showing photos, taken by a private detective, of the two in the various positions, having an affair and going to town in different hotel rooms.
At the end of the show, the Groom got up with his family and walked out, and later had the marriage annulled. Has anyone else heard a similiar story?
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