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kentuckyklira
03-22-2005, 03:33 PM
DON`T GET CAUGHT!

DON`T TALK ABOUT IT!

NEVER ADMIT A THING!
Figs
03-22-2005, 03:36 PM
and don't bring home any communicable diseases....
academic punk
03-22-2005, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by Figs
and don't bring home any communicable diseases....

DAMN!!! I nailed those first three, but I had this nagging feeling that I forgot SOMETHING..!
Figs
03-22-2005, 03:43 PM
you got some 'splainin' to do....
Carmine
03-22-2005, 03:44 PM
why do they call em "communicable" diseases?

ain't like your gonna talk about it, if you get one!!!(LOL)
Figs
03-22-2005, 03:45 PM
these are good rules, but maybe there should be some sub-rules like:

1) She must be better looking, or if close an absolute animal in bed
2) She should have more to lose than you (i.e. a husband richer than you)

any others?
kentuckyklira
03-22-2005, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
why do they call em "communicable" diseases?

ain't like your gonna talk about it, if you get one!!!(LOL) You might be forced to!:(
Carmine
03-22-2005, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by kentuckyklira
You might be forced to!:(

HAHAHA....True!!
kentuckyklira
03-22-2005, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Figs
these are good rules, but maybe there should be some sub-rules like:

1) She must be better looking, or if close an absolute animal in bed

True! I have always stuck to this!
academic punk
03-22-2005, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Figs
you got some 'splainin' to do....


Too busy itchin' to do any explainin'.

Look, what happened is this: a decapitated horse head was left in my bed by Ragu, as an "inducement" fro my vote. It's really not my fault.
Carmine
03-22-2005, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
Too busy itchin' to do any explainin'.

Look, what happened is this: a decapitated horse head was left in my bed by Ragu, as an "inducement" fro my vote. It's really not my fault.

LMMFAO!!!!:D
academic punk
03-22-2005, 03:57 PM
God knows what these folk not on the inside of that one are conjuring in their heads right now...
Figs
03-22-2005, 03:58 PM
Ha! I wonder if horses get crab lice...
academic punk
03-22-2005, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by Figs
these are good rules, but maybe there should be some sub-rules like:

1) She must be better looking, or if close an absolute animal in bed



It WAS a horse head! So I've got the "animal" thing covered!
academic punk
03-22-2005, 03:59 PM
albeit a dead, decapitated one...
Figs
03-22-2005, 04:00 PM
I must have banged someone with a horse face....
Carmine
03-22-2005, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
God knows what these folk not on the inside of that one are conjuring in their heads right now...


:eek:
academic punk
03-22-2005, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
:eek:


???
Carmine
03-22-2005, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
???


thats what they're thinking....

...hey, I just realized I have 5 posts to go till 5000!!!
academic punk
03-22-2005, 04:18 PM
don't do it!!! i've heard things about people that make it to 5000!!!
Carmine
03-22-2005, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
don't do it!!! i've heard things about people that make it to 5000!!!

lol...such as? (4 to go)
academic punk
03-22-2005, 05:05 PM
shit...you did it.
Atomic_Rob
03-23-2005, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by Figs
I must have banged someone with a horse face....

Nothin a few drinks can't solve :D
Figs
03-23-2005, 08:15 PM
Absolut-ley A-Rob!