Official Announcement!!

[Carmine]

I just got this in an email joke:

The government announced today that it is changing its emblem from the Eagle to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Hows that for accuracy?

[FORD]

Yeah, that fits!

[academic punk]

Almost perfect, but for the "condoms are a sin" factor.

[FORD]

Originally posted by academic punk
Almost perfect, but for the "condoms are a sin" factor.

And what the current government is doing isn't a sin?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by FORD
Yeah, that fits!

I Thought you'd like it Ford!!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by FORD
And what the current government is doing isn't a sin?

No, it's not. "Sin" doesn't begin to cover the greed, corruption and hypocrisy involved.