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... I'll just run 50 times around my block, all naked and yelling my lungs out. 
What about you?
What about you?
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posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat. -
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I'll run around my block 51 times naked and screaming my balls off!!
And then go naked to the first show!! Twice!Comment
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Originally posted by academic punk
I'll cut off your balls.
Ha! Ha! You can always fancy being able to... I'm a bull.
posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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Well, I'm a...a...oh waht are those guys called? Moils? the ones who cut off jewish kids...circumcise them...you know...Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
Ha! Ha! You can always fancy being able to... I'm a bull.
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Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
I'll run around my block 51 times naked and screaming my balls off!!
And then go naked to the first show!! Twice! It seems the contest is open.
Well, I think that before starting running, I'd shave off all my body (I'm as hairy as a bear) and smoke all of the hair in a mega handrolled cigarette.posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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My nads are shaved already!Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
It seems the contest is open.
Well, I think that before starting running, I'd shave off all my body (I'm as hairy as a bear) and smoke all of the hair in a mega handrolled cigarette.
And I'll stick to Marlboro mediums!!
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Originally posted by academic punk
Well, I'm a...a...oh waht are those guys called? Moils? the ones who cut off jewish kids...circumcise them...you know... I guess you'd need further training before. Outstanding sizes require special handling... And don't forget overpowering the animal is not always that easy.
posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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If Dave joined back with VH I would dedicate an entire weekend to celebrating. Kicking off the procedings with Van Halen 1, crack open a bottle of jack and party Roth style.Diamond Dave Is Van Halen. 'Nuff SaidComment
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that sounds better....disregard my shaved nads comment please!Originally posted by Atomic_Rob
If Dave joined back with VH I would dedicate an entire weekend to celebrating. Kicking off the procedings with Van Halen 1, crack open a bottle of jack and party Roth style.Comment
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Re: When Dave and VH join together again, I won't cut off my balls...
When I first heard the news in 96 I was dj'ing part time in a night club. Every hour on the hour for the entire week I played a CVH song in tribute Ed and Dave. The crowd went apeshit every time. Everyone was jacked that Dave was back with the band! Some chicks even bought me some old VH posters to hang in the DJ booth.Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
... I'll just run 50 times around my block, all naked and yelling my lungs out.
What about you?
Looking back on it, it's funny to think that I was playing the big dance tunes of the day (Montell Jordan, Blackstreet, Tupac - stuff of that nature) in your typcial college dance club - and that when VH comes on - everyone still rocked out. It's a great testament to the longevity of CVH.
Hard to believe that was 9 years ago. Even harder to believe that VH has since went to crap shortly after the botched reunion.Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC
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think id have to join ya mateOriginally posted by Atomic_Rob
If Dave joined back with VH I would dedicate an entire weekend to celebrating. Kicking off the procedings with Van Halen 1, crack open a bottle of jack and party Roth style.Comment
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Re: When Dave and VH join together again, I won't cut off my balls...
No, no...be a real fan. Cut 'dem balls off.Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
... I'll just run 50 times around my block, all naked and yelling my lungs out.
What about you?
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Re: Re: When Dave and VH join together again, I won't cut off my balls...
That's what the van hagar SHEEP do bud, get neutered right off the bat.Originally posted by VanSqualen
No, no...be a real fan. Cut 'dem balls off.
Get it straight, slappy!Comment
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That's not really a screenshot avatar from Escape from LA, is it Matty?
I know you wouldn't be dissin' the Plissken by showing that shit off.Comment
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