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In todays world women are always wanting to change their men to be exactly what they want them to be. I think the Army women see it differently. Listed below are courses that the average woman wants her man to take to help them get intouch with the "VENUS" in them. Next to each course, I have edited the title to the Army womans version of the same class. The Army ladies will be heading these courses in the near future so... Sign up today!
Combating stupidity. (WHY WE DON'T DATE STUPID GUYS)
You Can Do Housework, Too. (YOU TOO CAN DO HOUSEWORK NUDE)
PMS - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut. (SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS WEEK OR I'LL CALL YOU OUT ON THE BOARD)
How to Fill an Ice Tray. (CREATIVE WAYS TO USE ICE)
We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas - Give Us Money!
(GIVE US THE MONEY, WE WILL PICK OUT OUR OWN SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS)
Understanding the Female Response to You Coming in Drunk at 4 AM.
(HOW DARE YOU GET DRUNK WITHOUT ME!)
How Not to Act Like An Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong.
(HOW TO BE AN ASSHOLE AND BE HOT DOING IT)
Reasons to Give Flowers. (WE DON'T WANT FLOWERS, WE WANT CASH)
How to Stay Awake After Sex. (HOW TO DO IT AGAIN WITHOUT RESTING)
"The Morning Dilemma" - If It's Awake, Take a Shower. (IF IT'S AWAKE, WAKE ME UP)
'The Weekend' and 'Sports' Are not Synonyms. (SEX IS A SPORT, WANNA PLAY?)
How To Go Shopping With Your Mate. (STAY HOME, WE SHOP ALONE)
Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex. (SEX IS ROMANTIC)
You Too Can Be A Designated Driver. (YOU CAN AND WILL BE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER)
Male Bonding - Leaving Your Friends At Home. (DONT GET MAD IF I FLIRT WITH YOUR FRIENDS)
Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works. (YOU TOO CAN WEAR SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS)
The Attainable Goal - Omitting "@&^@#!" From Your Vocabulary. (PROOF THAT FUCK IS A WORD)
Please feel free to add any courses that you are interested in that are not on our list... :p
Combating stupidity. (WHY WE DON'T DATE STUPID GUYS)
You Can Do Housework, Too. (YOU TOO CAN DO HOUSEWORK NUDE)
PMS - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut. (SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS WEEK OR I'LL CALL YOU OUT ON THE BOARD)
How to Fill an Ice Tray. (CREATIVE WAYS TO USE ICE)
We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas - Give Us Money!
(GIVE US THE MONEY, WE WILL PICK OUT OUR OWN SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS)
Understanding the Female Response to You Coming in Drunk at 4 AM.
(HOW DARE YOU GET DRUNK WITHOUT ME!)
How Not to Act Like An Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong.
(HOW TO BE AN ASSHOLE AND BE HOT DOING IT)
Reasons to Give Flowers. (WE DON'T WANT FLOWERS, WE WANT CASH)
How to Stay Awake After Sex. (HOW TO DO IT AGAIN WITHOUT RESTING)
"The Morning Dilemma" - If It's Awake, Take a Shower. (IF IT'S AWAKE, WAKE ME UP)
'The Weekend' and 'Sports' Are not Synonyms. (SEX IS A SPORT, WANNA PLAY?)
How To Go Shopping With Your Mate. (STAY HOME, WE SHOP ALONE)
Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex. (SEX IS ROMANTIC)
You Too Can Be A Designated Driver. (YOU CAN AND WILL BE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER)
Male Bonding - Leaving Your Friends At Home. (DONT GET MAD IF I FLIRT WITH YOUR FRIENDS)
Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works. (YOU TOO CAN WEAR SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS)
The Attainable Goal - Omitting "@&^@#!" From Your Vocabulary. (PROOF THAT FUCK IS A WORD)
Please feel free to add any courses that you are interested in that are not on our list... :p
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