Where will Eddie be in five years?

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  • Wayne L.

    Where will Eddie be in five years?

    I think Eddie will be releasing his first official solo album with different vocalists on different tracks as well as going on his first solo tour with his brother Alex on drums in the next 5 years since Van Halen is history or it could be worse due to his health.
  • loss of fools
    Head Fluffer
    • Oct 2004
    • 349

    #2
    nope he will in a gruby house surrounded by beer bottles looking back and thinking why dident i get back with dave when i had the chance

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    • guwapo_rocker

      #3
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      • Rikk
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 16436

        #4
        Man, you just sit there posting stupid links and then dumb fucking pics you've posted a thousand times. Even WAYNE L's threads are your only hope, eh idiot GAYAPO?

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        Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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        • Atomic_Rob
          Head Fluffer
          • Apr 2004
          • 462

          #5
          I think because of the 2004 tour bein a disaster he will probably have a crack at a solo album before dissapearing into obscurity
          Diamond Dave Is Van Halen. 'Nuff Said

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          • Van Squalen
            Groupie
            • Mar 2005
            • 87

            #6
            Touring with Dave, of course. On the Hide Your Colostomy Bag tour.

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            • Matt White
              • Jun 2004
              • 20541

              #7
              6 feet under.

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              • vanzilla
                Veteran
                • Jul 2004
                • 1772

                #8
                Back in the Netherlands giving tours at the Heineken factory.
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                • GAR
                  Banned
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 10869

                  #9
                  If Ed had a solo album in him, he'd a shat it out by now.

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                  • scottydabodi
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2538

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Wayne L.
                    I think Eddie will be releasing his first official solo album with different vocalists on different tracks as well as going on his first solo tour with his brother Alex on drums in the next 5 years since Van Halen is history or it could be worse due to his health.
                    HUH? Ed's dead, baby... Ed's dead...

                    By the way:
                    If you listen to fools
                    The Mob Rules

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                    • fryingdutchman
                      Full Member Status

                      • Feb 2005
                      • 4133

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Wayne L.
                      I think Eddie will be releasing his first official solo album with different vocalists on different tracks as well as going on his first solo tour with his brother Alex on drums in the next 5 years since Van Halen is history or it could be worse due to his health.
                      I agree. Eddie will probably release a solo album.

                      He'll be on lead harp, with Jimi Hendrix on guitar, and Wendy O. Williams doing lead vocal duties.

                      The single, you ask? A cover of "Knockin' on Heaven's Door."

                      While this is all very tongue in cheek, it does truly make me sad to post something like this. But when I saw Eddie in some of those pics from a golf tournament a few years back, and then saw him on this last tour, I had bad feelings that he was rapidly deteriorating.
                      Originally posted by perilouspete
                      fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                      • nosuchluck
                        Sniper
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 919

                        #12
                        in the sheep pen...

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                        • x3maine
                          Roth Army Recruit
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 14

                          #13
                          where will eddie be in 5 years? where the fuck has he been for the past 20?!?!?

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49181

                            #14
                            Wayne L.:

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                            • Classic
                              Groupie
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 88

                              #15
                              After five years in studio Eddie will finally be releasing his instructional solo album "5150: takin' up the tuba", which showcases his talent on heavy metal music.

                              Musicians:
                              Edward Van Halen: tuba, bagpipes, empty bottles, empty beer cans (Heineken)

                              Tracklist
                              1. How Many Say I (radio edit) 5:03
                              2. How Many Say I (live at Ed's hiding place) 2:45
                              3. How Many Say I (guest vocals: Gary Cherone) 1:12
                              4. How Many Say I (Deadwards weirdo mix) 4:32
                              5. How Many Say I (karaoke version) 4:35
                              6. How Many Say I (extended karaoke version Heineken mix) 4:36
                              7. How Many Say I (guest backing vocals: S Hager) 8:12
                              8. How Many Say I (dance mix) 0:03
                              9. How Many Say I (DJ Sambo's fatty mix) 2:59

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