Easter----"EASTER"??

[Sweet Irony]

Peeps? Coloring eggs---(a hundred kinds of egg coloring kits)--

Do you go to church? Do you have a religious feeling about this weekend, or do you like the candy?

I, as usual, am mystified about holidays....I know the reasons they are (originally) celebrated.....but can never figure out what they have come to mean for most people....

You should have seen the display where I work for St Patricks Day---- when did that become tambourines and leprechauns juggling bowling pins and goofy plastic hats??:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Dan]

Eat as much as I can and then puke.

[Atomic_Rob]

Originally posted by Dan
Eat as much as I can and then puke.

LMAO

For most people its all about the chocolate / food rather than the actual meaning.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Capital letters, religious subject... smells like Katy Holyjoe won't be long. Arrrrgh!

[Sweet Irony]

ohhhh noooo--sorry.....

[weesfreewheelin]

Hard boiled egg farts:eek:

[Hardrock69]

Well, considering that Easter predates Christ by at LEAST 2000 years, KatyPig has no reason to say anything anyway.

[academic punk]

I've scoured my Bible, and no where in there do I see the words "chocolate" or "bunny".

Do I have an outdated or poorly translated edition? What the hey?

[Dr. Love]

I need to get some of those bitchin' Easter Sweetarts. Those things rock.

[GAR]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Well, considering that Easter predates Christ by at LEAST 2000 years

No it doesn't. Show your reference.

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by weesfreewheelin
Hard boiled egg farts:eek:

Been there. Smelled that.:eek:

[vanzilla]

Here's something most Christians forget this time of year:

Without the death penalty, there'd be no Easter.

[GAR]

Originally posted by academic punk
Do I have an outdated or poorly translated edition? What the hey?

These basic truths are what we call "nonbiblical truths" for example: it specifically does not say in the Bible the words "Marshmallow Peeps" or "hardboiled Easter Egg farts" yet in fact, they do exist.

See that? Jesus Christ has a gun you CANNOT fucking outrun, so is it all about "freedom of choice" if you do not believe, when if you take the choice of disbelief, you go to hell for it?

Easter in a Nutshell, as I would write it for the Cliff's Notes Edition:
Worship and Live Or Die in hell and get fucked in the ass by demons, Satan and for sure, Mormons and insurance salesmen.

FOR THOSE WHO MISSED THAT POINT I'LL REPEAT IT
The Passion of Christ is about how you get to Worship or Die.

[Roguesgirl]

We go to Mass on Friday and on Sunday. My daughter is Mary Magdelene in the church play this year :p

On Sunday we have a huge meal to celebrate.

On Saturday we do the non religious stuff. We color eggs and the Easter bunny comes that night while the kiddies are sleeping:

[vanzilla]

Easter in a Nutshell, as I would write it for the Cliff's Notes Edition:
Worship and Live Or Die in hell and get fucked in the ass by demons, Satan and for sure, Mormons and insurance salesmen.

FOR THOSE WHO MISSED THAT POINT I'LL REPEAT IT
The Passion of Christ is about how you get to Worship or Die. [/B][/QUOTE]

Now that's a loving God.

(Sorry, don't wont to get into a religious debate GAR. I just couldn't resist - No Harm Meant)