West Virginia woman contacted cops to say that her boyfriend had stolen her marijuana

[Sarge]

FEBRUARY 9--Meet Shane Walker. Last Tuesday, the Charleston, West Virginia woman contacted cops to say that her boyfriend had stolen her marijuana stash. Normally, that's not something you share with the fuzz. But Walker apparently really wanted those 3.5 ounces back. As a result Walker spent her 25th birthday in the local lockup and is facing a felony possession charge, according to this amusing criminal complaint. (3 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/wvastash1.html

[lucky wilbury]

[alexpgrimes]

Holy shit. I got scared for a mminute. I have a lot of cousins down yonder but I don't recognize the picture..

[Bonzo]

*mental note: check ad bulletin for new dealer!*

[Igosplut]

I d'know, I think I'd need harder dope to do her.......

[Viking]

Yup - I grew up in the mountains on the MD/WV border, and this is about what I'd expect from a West Virginian......and I'll bet my countrified ass that she lives in a single-wide, too. With two kids, minimum.

[Bonzo]

Originally posted by Viking
Yup - I grew up in the mountains on the MD/WV border, and this is about what I'd expect from a West Virginian...

That's just not right...

[Junyore Grades]

Originally posted by Viking
Yup - I grew up in the mountains on the MD/WV border, and this is about what I'd expect from a West Virginian......and I'll bet my countrified ass that she lives in a single-wide, too. With two kids, minimum.

*Giving EVIL STARE© to the norDIC man!*

[Bonzo]

I think we can take him!