View Full Version : So...Who Wants to Mod The Locker Room?
Mezro
03-25-2005, 03:05 PM
Who wants it and why should you have it?
Mezro...I am a man of the people...
Splooge
03-25-2005, 03:18 PM
Fak!! I love sports, I live for sports, Fak I'm in, go Leafs go!!
Did I say that out loud??
Footbal, Baseball, Basketball, Hockey, DLR and naked Asian chicks
are my life!!!
Did I mention water sports? FAK!!!
Splooge
03-25-2005, 03:23 PM
Fak!!!
Take the Utes tonight!!! Splooge has spoken!
Splooge
03-25-2005, 03:39 PM
Splooge says,
Duke
Utes
Wis
NC
Fak you read it here first!!!
Splooge
03-25-2005, 03:42 PM
I once met Mario Andretti, I think he was drunk, but he had an
hour to sober up before the race.
Big Troubles
03-25-2005, 03:45 PM
LOL
Id give it to Jesterstar. He seems to like "sport" fucking small animals. Does that count?
Splooge
03-25-2005, 03:52 PM
Fak!!! Keep him away from me!!!
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=432861
Big Troubles
03-25-2005, 03:55 PM
:D
POJO_Risin
03-25-2005, 04:39 PM
Just my own two cents here Mez...from one Webbie to another...
do we need another mod here?
we already have two...
fuck it...leave it to Al and Va...
we don't need another one...especially since I reside here 95% of the time...
Having said that...
if you want it...write a one page essay on why you should mod the locker room instead of standing behind the sheep you normally do...
if it's good...you never know what the fuck might happen...
ALinChainz
03-25-2005, 04:48 PM
Wanted to say that ... glad you did.
Didn't want to offend anyone who may have really wanted to.
LoungeMachine
03-25-2005, 04:53 PM
Aren't we really avoiding the OBVIOUS here?
There is someone who owns this site, pays the bills, and designed the whole thing
He wrote classic VH/DLR songs
He is a world reknowned sports expert, boxing promoter, and celebrity
I nominate Joe Thunder, LP
If he's not too busy trying to keep himself from violating parole again that is.........
LoungeMachine
03-25-2005, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
LOL
Id give it to Jesterstar. He seems to like "sport" fucking small animals. Does that count?
You're OWNED for saying that, BT;)
Mezro
03-25-2005, 05:13 PM
Come on, come on. Step right up and spin the giant Mod wheel.
Mezro...all I ever hear is "I want to be a Mod"...well, speak up...here is your chance...
Warham
03-25-2005, 05:18 PM
I'm deserving of the Modship because I make sure all of Pojo's statistics are correct when he posts them.
LOL
DLR7884
03-25-2005, 05:19 PM
Can we nominate people?
DLR7884
I've got someone in mind.
academic punk
03-25-2005, 05:19 PM
I nominate LOU.
What? Did I say something wrong?
Fairwrning
03-25-2005, 05:20 PM
how much does it pay??
and where is my fuckin donar tag??!!;)
POJO_Risin
03-25-2005, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Warham
I'm deserving of the Modship because I make sure all of Pojo's statistics are correct when he posts them.
LOL
As long as their Laker stats...
and that in and of itself means you have to write a minimum...5,000 word assay...
POJO_Risin
03-25-2005, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by fairwrning
how much does it pay??
and where is my fuckin donar tag??!!;)
Dude...we only give those out to $1,000 donors...
Greetings.
I can't mod Sports. I won't. FUCK sports, and the flabby armchair enthusiasts that command their domain and the television within it.
I wish they were all shot in the fucking head.
I wish to have them lined up and asscramed with a MILLION goddamned beer cans.
I wish they would have never created these retarded Sports Commentary pre-shows. THAT shit blows vag discharge and they who watch said cheeze should be fully and facially cheezed FOR THEIR SUPPORT
Get out and PLAY a sport, Sportsfans. Yes, that requires effort.
Regards,
GAR
Warham
03-25-2005, 05:41 PM
5,000 word essay?
How many pages is that?
Originally posted by Warham
5,000 word essay?
How many pages is that?
12-15 pages maybe.:D
I think I'd be a good mod, but NOT of this forum. There are some sports enthusiasts that spend a lot of time in here, know their shit and I don't know why they aren't stepping up to the plate. POJ, AL and VA are in here all the time, so I think they do a great job.
But what about REDBLKWHT? Couldn't he do it?
Warham
03-25-2005, 05:52 PM
I could probably do a 12-15 page essay on certain sports subjects...
Va Beach VH Fan
03-25-2005, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Just my own two cents here Mez...from one Webbie to another...
do we need another mod here?
we already have two...
fuck it...leave it to Al and Va...
we don't need another one...especially since I reside here 95% of the time...
Having said that...
if you want it...write a one page essay on why you should mod the locker room instead of standing behind the sheep you normally do...
if it's good...you never know what the fuck might happen...
Agreed, this forum is 99% self-regulating...
Two is plenty, believe me....
POJO_Risin
03-25-2005, 06:21 PM
Well...it wouldn't be about the attributes of the Lakers...
I'd force you to write a paper entitled...
"Why the Celtics have more titles than the Lakers..."
Or some shit like that...
and I like the Lakers more than the faggot Celtics...I'd just make you work for it...
I can see it now...
(POJO wakes up to a knock on the door)
(Door creaks open--a UPS man is standing there)
UPS: Package from Warham?
POJO: Fuck you homo...I can't fucking believe you woke me up this early you faggot...get in your piece of brown shit with wheels...and give me the fucking package...
UPS: Sir...it's 2 in the afternoon...
POJO: Fuck off (grabs the delivery, while simultaneously pissing on the UPS driver--who runs off)
POJO opens the manuscript...a 20 page essay entitled, "Why Kobe is averaging 29.3, instead of the 28.4 that was quoted by POJ'"
You could probably do it too...lmfao...
Warham
03-25-2005, 06:23 PM
I could write an essay on the Lakers 7 game losing streak.
POJO_Risin
03-25-2005, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
Agreed, this forum is 99% self-regulating...
Two is plenty, believe me....
Well...1...
Al does his job...we're not sure what the fuck you do...after 4 years...for fuck sake...
alright Mez...we're putting Va's job up...;)
POJO_Risin
03-25-2005, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Warham
I could write an essay on the Lakers 7 game losing streak.
It's funny Warham...the LeBron vs. Kobe battle from earlier in the year...
has transformed both our teams to new coaches and the shithouse...
wonderful...
Warham
03-25-2005, 06:31 PM
The Lakers are horrid...
I'm man enough to admit that.
POJO_Risin
03-25-2005, 06:32 PM
Let's stop the conversation right there...lmfao....
as you know...we both could right a 1,000 page debate on why that is...
Sammy Who??
03-25-2005, 07:47 PM
evh fanatic would seem to be a grate choice. he and max could fuck each other in the ass!
Va Beach VH Fan
03-25-2005, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Well...1...
Al does his job...we're not sure what the fuck you do...after 4 years...for fuck sake...
alright Mez...we're putting Va's job up...;)
Damn, that's cold.... ;)
Mezro
03-25-2005, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
alright Mez...we're putting Va's job up...;)
What job?
Mezro...his ass sanding gig at the local VA hospital?...or that dance instructor job at the Blue Oyster Bar...;)
Va Beach VH Fan
03-25-2005, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
What job?
Mezro...his ass sanding gig at the local VA hospital?...
Don't get me started on the VA, dammit... ;)
academic punk
03-25-2005, 09:03 PM
...I still don't see why LOU wouldn't be ideal for this position.
uhm...POJO, why are you aiming that shotgun at me?
Bob_R
03-26-2005, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by Sammy Who??
evh fanatic would seem to be a grate choice.
Yes, EVH FANATIC would be a great choice!
he and max could fuck each other in the ass!
You're an idiot Who??! :rolleyes:
How about TOM VU?
Or JOE THUNDER?
Or THE FONZ?
POJO_Risin
03-26-2005, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by academic punk
...I still don't see why LOU wouldn't be ideal for this position.
uhm...POJO, why are you aiming that shotgun at me?
Huh?
Dave's PA Rental
03-26-2005, 07:56 PM
It's clear that EVH isnt up for the job...nobody in such denial about the 2004 World Series could be mod...
Great idea!!!
I nominate my buddy EVH FANATIC and redblkwht cos they are both sports demons.
REDBLKWHT for the Mod job.Sport is in his Blood and Veins.
Warham
03-26-2005, 09:34 PM
I guess I just debate too many politics to be a good mod in here, eh? :D
redblkwht
03-26-2005, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Dan
REDBLKWHT for the Mod job.Sport is in his Blood and Veins.
Thx for the props bro, still thinking..happy easter fellas! :gulp:
Bob_R
03-27-2005, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
It's clear that EVH isnt up for the job...nobody in such denial about the 2004 World Series could be mod...
LMFAO!
Meant that to be 2005!
Originally posted by Warham
I guess I just debate too many politics to be a good mod in here, eh? :D
I don't agree with a lot of your politics but that doesn't mean you wouldn't be a great mod. (LOL...you should be the Photoshop mod.)
Nickdfresh
03-27-2005, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by Warham
I guess I just debate too many politics to be a good mod in here, eh? :D
Ditto for me.
vanzilla
03-28-2005, 08:47 PM
All right - since this thread is sinking - I figured "What the hell?"
Since no one has formally thrown their hat in the ring for the mod job, I'd like to state for the record - I'm interested.
- BUT WAIT VAN YOU'RE JUST A SNIPER...YOU HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO GET MOD STATUS...
Well, you're right. I haven't been posting here too long. But in the past few months that I've hung around this dump I've met some very cool people. Rikk, Mezro, Ima, Academic Punk, Max, AL, Carmine, NorthernGirl, and everyone else I've had some clever conversation with - thank you for some truly good times. I hope to bond with many more Army members in the future.
- WHAT MAKES YOU QUALIFIED FOR THE LOCKER ROOM MOD VAN?
When I'm not in here debating on the status of a Dave Reunion, or is Ed Banging Gary? - I produce sports for a local TV affiliate in Nashville. In my 8 years there I've covered a Super Bowl; NFL and NHL Playoffs; Nextel Cup, Busch, and IRL Races; several college football bowls including the 1999 Fiesta Bowl where Tennessee won the National Championship. I also produce the coach's show for the Tennessee Titans as well as a 30 minute weekly sports program, a 30 minute high school football program, and some of the daily sportscasts. During my time at the station I've won 8 Local Emmys, an SPJ Award, and 2 AP Awards.
I don't want to sound like Joe Thunder on this thread, but I want to get the point across that I have the moxy to talk sports.
-WHAT CAN YOU BRING TO THE TABLE AS MOD VAN?
Other than a healthy appetite for sports and an incredibly low IQ - I hope to carry over some cool inside scoops that I sometimes get at the station. I also think it'd be cool to interview some pro athletes for this site. You'd be surprised at how much VH I hear in locker rooms. I have a good relationship with several players here in Nashvegas and could probaly talk a few into doing interviews for The Army.
-WHAT IF YOU'RE JUST BULLSHITTING US VAN YOU COCKSUCKER?
Please. The only website I lie on is the IRS's. If I were bullshitting and got the mod spot, it'd be pretty obvious after a few days that I bullshitted well enough to get it. So why bother. If you want any other info you can PM me.
-ANYTHING ELSE VAN OR ARE YOU DONE STROKING YOURSELF?
That pretty much covers it. I hope I didn't come off like an ego maniac. This site doesn't need another Joe Thunder. I just wanted to state my case for mod status. I've never been good at campaigning.
I've heard redblkwht, Warham, EVH fanatic are all in consideration for the spot. They are all very cool guys who would do a great job and probably deserve it more than I because they've been around longer. With that said, I'd still like to be in the running. AL and Va do a great job here and I think I'd be a good fit.
Even if I don't get it, I won't take it personally because this is a great site and I've met some funny dudes here. Plus, I've discovered the powers of the great ALAN THE PANTHER.
Thanks for your time and support.
God I feel like a total ass kisser. I'll never go into politics. Let the bashing begin.
academic punk
03-28-2005, 09:33 PM
Again, LOU is my nomination. He knows lots about sports, AND he knows quality .mp3 when he hears it!
is this joke getting old yet? For anyone? Just say so if it is...
vanzilla
03-28-2005, 09:34 PM
Did I mention I lost my virginity when I was 16?
academic punk
03-28-2005, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
Again, LOU is my nomination. He knows lots about sports, AND he knows quality .mp3 when he hears it!
is this joke getting old yet? For anyone? Just say so if it is...
Yes, Punk.
The joke is old and wasn't even funny the first time. Shut the fuck up already or I'm going to kick your bitch ass. OKAY???
Va Beach VH Fan
03-28-2005, 09:58 PM
I don't know why this thread is continuing...
Trust me, I'm not on any type of power trip, mind you, nor do I really give a fuck one way or another....
But Poj and I have both said that two Mods in this forum are PLENTY...
If it wasn't for the Joe Louis wannabe in Butler, PA, I'd say I close 5 threads a YEAR.....
But, hey, do what you wanna do....
academic punk
03-28-2005, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
Yes, Punk.
The joke is old and wasn't even funny the first time. Shut the fuck up already or I'm going to kick your bitch ass. OKAY???
Uh, excuse me, who the fuck are you? You wanna start shit? Bring it on!!! I will fuck you up!!!! Got it??
redblkwht
03-29-2005, 12:45 AM
HUH?
dude your quoting yourself..
academic punk
03-29-2005, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by redblkwht
HUH?
dude your quoting yourself..
Eh. I was bored.
academic punk
03-29-2005, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by academic punk
Eh. I was bored.
You were bored??? well, I'll make sure you never fucking feel bored again!!! I will bring into such a world of fucking pain it is not to be believed!!! Fuckin' prick. Take your limp dick and get the fuck out of here.
LoungeMachine
03-29-2005, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by academic punk
You were bored??? well, I'll make sure you never fucking feel bored again!!! I will bring into such a world of fucking pain it is not to be believed!!! Fuckin' prick. Take your limp dick and get the fuck out of here.
Please try and stay on topic, or I'll have Jesterskank ban you:D
academic punk
03-29-2005, 12:02 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
academic punk
03-29-2005, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shut up.
academic punk
03-29-2005, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
shut up.
No, you shut up.
I'd like to do it, just for the simple fact I haven't modded here in over four years!
This forum is like THE MAIN DISCUSSION in my eyes.
But I don't really deserve it... cuz I haven't made a donation yet... then again I haven't even be online in over two months... probably will donate really soon... I finally got a good paying job and can pay my bills.
But like Pojo said... you don't really need another mod.
It seems more like an honorary position for loyal posters.
I was offered a job in January 2004, but declined cuz I was modding at DDLR.com .... didn't really wanna focus my energy on both places... now I am a free agent lol.
Northern Girl
03-29-2005, 09:25 PM
I'd like the position of towel girl in the showers.
Anonymous
03-29-2005, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
I'd like the position of towel girl in the showers.
All of a sudden, I'm considering starting to shower in here... :D
Cheers! :bottle:
That would be awesome if WARF got it.
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