An album review from an Amazon customer

[Kirdee]

Review rating of For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge: one star

Review title: Hagar likes small children.

Review date: September 9, 1999

Reviewer: An Amazon.com Customer

The review: O.k. All you taints out there who gave this 5 stars,you must be deaf or have no knowledge of music whatsoever.Hagar is a poodle haircut bastage.Either get dave back,or give up already.

A bastage, he says! YES!!! I just couldn't help but laugh out loud. It's a midnight, forgive me. But but this review was the only one that contained an ounce of sense, out of more than fifty 'Five-Star' reviews on Amazon, claiming the album's (and Spammy's) brilliance and "maturity".

And my, my - is this review accurate or what! Spammy does indeed look like a nonce...

[Sarge]

was that Kane who gave that review?