Safety™ is More Important Than David Lee Roth and Van Halen

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  • Denny
    Banned
    • Oct 2004
    • 423

    Safety™ is More Important Than David Lee Roth and Van Halen

    I work as a Safety Officer™ in a Factory......Safety™ is WAY SUPERIOR to David Lee Roth and Van Halen.

    This isn't BULLSHIT™..........I am REALLY am a Safety Officer™ in a Factory.

    Safety™ first because there might not be a second.
  • fryingdutchman
    Full Member Status

    • Feb 2005
    • 4133

    #2
    This isn't BULLSHIT™..........I am REALLY am a Safety Officer™ in a Factory.

    Congratu-fuckin-lations.

    I'll alert the media.
    Originally posted by perilouspete
    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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    • DlocRoth
      ROCKSTAR

      • Jan 2004
      • 5518

      #3
      Way to be, Homer.
      Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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      • Full Bug
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jan 2004
        • 2921

        #4
        Your a fucking idiot Den....Havent they deported you yet?
        Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"

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        • vanzilla
          Veteran
          • Jul 2004
          • 1773

          #5
          Re: Safety™ is More Important Than David Lee Roth and Van Halen

          Originally posted by Denny
          I'm the community ass in a Butt Plug Factory......Taking it in the ass is WAY SUPERIOR to David Lee Roth and Van Halen.

          My breath smells like SHIT™..........Because I REALLY like to give rim jobs while taking it up the ass in the Butt Plug Factory.

          I'll always come first because there might not be a second.
          Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC

          Vanzilla's New "Can't Get This Stuff No More" Video Coming Soon!

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          • twonabomber
            formerly F A T
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Jan 2004
            • 11194

            #6
            Originally posted by Denny
            I work as a Safety Officer™ in a Factory...
            how long has your facility gone without a recordable incident?
            Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49205

              #7
              Re: Safety� is More Important Than David Lee Roth and Van Halen

              Originally posted by Denny
              I work as a Welfare collector� Welfare to workfare---this sucks� is WAY SUPERIOR to my heros FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD and JOE ROGAN.

              This isn't BULLSHIT�..........I am REALLY am an unemployable Dutch douchebag that leeches off his American wife, HITCH1969, and I am a no talent hack internet troll/spammer� in a shithole.

              collect welfare benefits while you can!

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              • Guitar Shark
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 7579

                #8
                Re: Re: Safety™ is More Important Than David Lee Roth and Van Halen

                Originally posted by Denny
                I'm the community ass in a Butt Plug Factory......Taking it in the ass is WAY SUPERIOR to David Lee Roth and Van Halen.
                LOL! 5 stars vanzilla...
                ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                • Dr. Love
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7832

                  #9
                  Re: Safety™ is More Important Than David Lee Roth and Van Halen

                  Originally posted by Denny
                  I work as a Safety Officer™ in a Factory......Safety™ is WAY SUPERIOR to David Lee Roth and Van Halen.

                  This isn't BULLSHIT™..........I am REALLY am a Safety Officer™ in a Factory.

                  Safety™ first because there might not be a second.

                  Hey Den, there are other "neat" little characters you can use. Try opening charmap. You'll thank me later.


                  After that, find a gun and blow your own head off. Everyone else will thank me later.
                  I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                  http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                  • Hardrock69
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 21888

                    #10
                    Hell, I am thanking you now for making such a neat suggestion to this fool...

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                    • Hardrock69
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 21888

                      #11
                      I work as a Danger Officer™ in a REAL factory. Not a FAKE Factory, but a REAL one! Danger™ is WAY superior to Safety.

                      THis isn't BULLSHIT™.....I am REALLY am a Danger Officer™ in a Factory.


                      Danger™ first, because their does not need to be Safety.

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                      • bueno bob
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 22942

                        #12
                        Boy, that's neat-O!
                        Twistin' by the pool.

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                        • stilleddiesangel
                          Sniper
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 842

                          #13
                          Ooops, I see Dennyboy is as popular as ever... I always play it safe.. ahem...

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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22942

                            #14
                            Re: Safety™ is More Important Than David Lee Roth and Van Halen

                            Originally posted by Denny
                            Make sure your gay sex is safe! USE A CONDOM FOR THE BOTTOM!
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • Denny
                              Banned
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 423

                              #15
                              Originally posted by twonabomber
                              how long has your facility gone without a recordable incident?
                              Over 100 days now!!!!!

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