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03-29-2005, 09:56 PM
Veep Barely Worked His Way Through College ...
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CHENEY WAS A NUDE MODEL ... FOR ART STUDENTS
By MARK MILLER
Most Americans are very familiar with Vice President Dick Cheney's distinguished career as a businessman and public servant -- but much less familiar with his work as a nude artist's model!
Before entering politics, Cheney put himself through college at the University of Wyoming by dropping his drawers for several local artists and sculptors.
"Oh sure, I remember him. He modeled for me for nearly two years," recalls retired sculptor Lorraine Feinbaum. "Of course, back then he went by the name 'Big Dick Cheney,' as he was rather, um, well-endowed -- which put him in great demand."
That demand is currently on display in an X-rated art show titled "Cheney Unchained," at the Ziffle Gallery, just outside Casper, Wyo., where Cheney grew up. The show features a collection of the works of several artists and sculptors who used
Cheney as a nude model. Only those 16 and over are permitted inside the gallery, as practically every work features the young, buff, future Vice President in a full-frontal pose.
"I can see why he served previously as White House Chief of Staff," blushes Claudia Syndelle, 24, while viewing the show. "His staff is quite impressive."
Although Cheney has a history of heart troubles, the paintings and sculptures that feature him are, ironically, giving heart palpitations to countless women lined up around the block to get in to see them. "If my husband was built like that," confides Annie Graham, 38, "I'd never want to get out of bed!"
Cheney even has a following among gay men. "It's cool that he's got a gay daughter," observes Joseph Thunder, 41. "But it's hot that he's got that monster between his legs. I mean, talk about a weapon of mass destruction! Yowzah!"
Cheney is the latest among a string of Washington politicians with unusual backgrounds. According to reliable inside sources, California Senator Barbara Boxer earned extra cash jumping out of cakes at bachelor parties. Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy worked one summer as a male escort, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was the cover girl three times for Black Booty magazine, and First Lady Laura Bush worked briefly as a "fluffer," -- a woman whose job it is to keep male adult film stars in a continual state of arousal.
With regard to his past work as a nude artists' model, Cheney has confided to a close friend, "On the one hand, considering who I am now, I'm embarrassed to have this come to light. But on the other hand, to be honest, I look back on those days fondly. It was a real kick to be standing there, fully exposed, with my wangdang- doodle being immortalized on canvas or in clay by some hot female artist.
"Sometimes life is good."
Published on: 03/28/2005
link (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61680)
http://web.weeklyworldnews.com/images/wwn/208463/48917.jpg
CHENEY WAS A NUDE MODEL ... FOR ART STUDENTS
By MARK MILLER
Most Americans are very familiar with Vice President Dick Cheney's distinguished career as a businessman and public servant -- but much less familiar with his work as a nude artist's model!
Before entering politics, Cheney put himself through college at the University of Wyoming by dropping his drawers for several local artists and sculptors.
"Oh sure, I remember him. He modeled for me for nearly two years," recalls retired sculptor Lorraine Feinbaum. "Of course, back then he went by the name 'Big Dick Cheney,' as he was rather, um, well-endowed -- which put him in great demand."
That demand is currently on display in an X-rated art show titled "Cheney Unchained," at the Ziffle Gallery, just outside Casper, Wyo., where Cheney grew up. The show features a collection of the works of several artists and sculptors who used
Cheney as a nude model. Only those 16 and over are permitted inside the gallery, as practically every work features the young, buff, future Vice President in a full-frontal pose.
"I can see why he served previously as White House Chief of Staff," blushes Claudia Syndelle, 24, while viewing the show. "His staff is quite impressive."
Although Cheney has a history of heart troubles, the paintings and sculptures that feature him are, ironically, giving heart palpitations to countless women lined up around the block to get in to see them. "If my husband was built like that," confides Annie Graham, 38, "I'd never want to get out of bed!"
Cheney even has a following among gay men. "It's cool that he's got a gay daughter," observes Joseph Thunder, 41. "But it's hot that he's got that monster between his legs. I mean, talk about a weapon of mass destruction! Yowzah!"
Cheney is the latest among a string of Washington politicians with unusual backgrounds. According to reliable inside sources, California Senator Barbara Boxer earned extra cash jumping out of cakes at bachelor parties. Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy worked one summer as a male escort, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was the cover girl three times for Black Booty magazine, and First Lady Laura Bush worked briefly as a "fluffer," -- a woman whose job it is to keep male adult film stars in a continual state of arousal.
With regard to his past work as a nude artists' model, Cheney has confided to a close friend, "On the one hand, considering who I am now, I'm embarrassed to have this come to light. But on the other hand, to be honest, I look back on those days fondly. It was a real kick to be standing there, fully exposed, with my wangdang- doodle being immortalized on canvas or in clay by some hot female artist.
"Sometimes life is good."
Published on: 03/28/2005
link (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61680)