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So last night I was soppose to meet up with my Highschool Music Teacher. We were going to have dinner and some drinks. He never showed. Which wasn't his fault because we never cemented our plans.
So I ran around did some dealing. Got some friends some weed and made a little money and got about a quarter of weed. It's a everyday thing for JESTERSTAR.
So anyway. I meet up with a buddy and we had some beers at this sports bar. Had a good time. Drank Three beers. Not counting the ones I had earlier. Plus we ripped some bongs. So my Buzz was poppin by the time we went home.
So I am rolling down the highway..........Litterally.
Pass one of those double trailor Fed Ex Trucks. doing about 75,80.
Bamm Cop comes up behind me.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think to myself as I pull over imediatly.
Throw on the 4 ways because I think that there is some law now that says that you can get ticketed if you don't when your pulled over.
Cop comes up the car.
"Licence and Registraition."
Now here is where I saved my ass. A while ago one of my buddies was in Jail. While in Jail he got friendly with a cop who said to him.
"WHEN YOU GET PULLED OVER PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE CEILING OF YOUR CAR. IT SETS THE COP AT EASE AND YOU'LL PROBABLY NOT GET A TICKET OR AS BAD OF A TICKET."
I remembered this so my hands were up in the air.
He asked me if I had been drinking. I answered Yes since I knew he could smell it on me.
I had my work clothes on. Told him I just was going home after beers with some friends. He asked me some questions. About how many beers I had. I said three. Over a period of 2 hours. He asked me what time it was. I told him 10:00. I really wasn't sure but I knew it was about 9:45 when I left the bar.
The Cop said "Listen I've got you at 75 in a 55. The Speed limit is 65 around the corner not here. And if your lying to me about the amount you drank tonight..............Just don't drink and Drive. Don't be stupid. Here is licence and registraition. You can go. Have a safe Drive"
I was like........................Holy shit. That shit fucking works. So JESTERSTAR is smooth as a Silk Curtain baby.
JESTERSTAR-1
COPS-0
But the dude was mad cool and thank god he didn't see the Quarter OUnce of weed I had in my Arm Rest.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I ran around did some dealing. Got some friends some weed and made a little money and got about a quarter of weed. It's a everyday thing for JESTERSTAR.
So anyway. I meet up with a buddy and we had some beers at this sports bar. Had a good time. Drank Three beers. Not counting the ones I had earlier. Plus we ripped some bongs. So my Buzz was poppin by the time we went home.
So I am rolling down the highway..........Litterally.
Pass one of those double trailor Fed Ex Trucks. doing about 75,80.
Bamm Cop comes up behind me.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think to myself as I pull over imediatly.
Throw on the 4 ways because I think that there is some law now that says that you can get ticketed if you don't when your pulled over.
Cop comes up the car.
"Licence and Registraition."
Now here is where I saved my ass. A while ago one of my buddies was in Jail. While in Jail he got friendly with a cop who said to him.
"WHEN YOU GET PULLED OVER PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE CEILING OF YOUR CAR. IT SETS THE COP AT EASE AND YOU'LL PROBABLY NOT GET A TICKET OR AS BAD OF A TICKET."
I remembered this so my hands were up in the air.
He asked me if I had been drinking. I answered Yes since I knew he could smell it on me.
I had my work clothes on. Told him I just was going home after beers with some friends. He asked me some questions. About how many beers I had. I said three. Over a period of 2 hours. He asked me what time it was. I told him 10:00. I really wasn't sure but I knew it was about 9:45 when I left the bar.
The Cop said "Listen I've got you at 75 in a 55. The Speed limit is 65 around the corner not here. And if your lying to me about the amount you drank tonight..............Just don't drink and Drive. Don't be stupid. Here is licence and registraition. You can go. Have a safe Drive"
I was like........................Holy shit. That shit fucking works. So JESTERSTAR is smooth as a Silk Curtain baby.
JESTERSTAR-1
COPS-0
But the dude was mad cool and thank god he didn't see the Quarter OUnce of weed I had in my Arm Rest.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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