Went out for a meal last night

[Don Corleone]

Went for a meal last night with my girlfriend, and we're sat in the restaurant with the usual sort of background tracks playing (Weller, David Gray, Eros Ramazoti that type of thing) when towards the end of our meal what track comes on......... Non other than Dave singing Just a Gigolo. A good end to a great meal.

[Three Lock Rock]

a better end to a meal would be eagles fly.


three lock rock

david who?

[Panamark]

If you considered regurgitating your food a better ending.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Panamark
If you considered regurgitating your food a better ending.

Maybe it's bulimic?

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by Panamark
If you considered regurgitating your food a better ending.

hummula-bubbula-zeebala-humma-dumbala-mummala-what?


three lock rock

david who?

[GAR]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
a better end to a meal would be eagles fly.

I get a little teary eyed about that song, just before I push out a corn-laced fart outta my bunghole.

[Three Lock Rock]

id expect the brain dead and musically ignorant to react in exactly that way. proves my thesis to a T.



three lock rock

david who?

[tydhurst]

We were listning to just a gigolo at work today. The gay guy i work with Fucking loves it!

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by tydhurst
We were listning to just a gigolo at work today. The gay guy i work with Fucking loves it!

and there's your proof!

thank you tydhurst!

[tydhurst]

HAHA, oh yeah, sorry, didn;t really help there did i?

Ah well,it's not like it's a bad song because Three Lock Rock is a homophobe.

Still. You gotta love that video!

[Big Troubles]

LOL Like gay people only listen to Dave? You really are just grasping fruity. You've said nothing real concrete in your belief that Sammy is a better frontman than Dave. Nothing. Just insults. And that is EXACTLY what Sammy was too. A fucking crybaby with no real reason to cry. Just fucking whined about everything. Apparently he was a miserable person to work with up until the split in 95 and recently on this tour.

He's a sad,overweight, jealous-angry man. Who knows, no matter what he does to impress people, the people just think and talk about Dave. Still, right to this day. And that just eats him up inside. All the while, Dave sits back and laughs his ass off.

[Big Troubles]

fucking sad really.

[Three Lock Rock]

you dipshits are the ones that started with the insults (sheep! fag! fuck you! get the fuck outta here! your moms a good fuck! asshole! pedophile! all of which i were called at several choice opportunities).

you fuckers only understand insults? insults it will be then.



three lock rock

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
LOL Like gay people only listen to Dave? You really are just grasping fruity. You've said nothing real concrete in your belief that Sammy is a better frontman than Dave. Nothing. Just insults. And that is EXACTLY what Sammy was too. A fucking crybaby with no real reason to cry. Just fucking whined about everything. Apparently he was a miserable person to work with up until the split in 95 and recently on this tour.

He's a sad,overweight, jealous-angry man. Who knows, no matter what he does to impress people, the people just think and talk about Dave. Still, right to this day. And that just eats him up inside. All the while, Dave sits back and laughs his ass off.

dave has nothing to laugh about. his career is in the toilet and so shit-stained that he has to resort to emt training to keep his name in the news. without van halen hes nothing.

nothing.

and hes been trying to capitalize off of that for 20 years. thats the definition of pathetic.




three lock rock

[howie]

Hey Rock - go kill yourself...