Any freakin Drummers in the House

[dr.rythm]

Once again in my life i need to escape to music because all the others threads are mainly retarded subjects that are posted by idots bitching at each other......


So Anybody likes drumming


let's talk about kits, gears, drummers, anyhting that's got to do with it



so let's begin shall we...



I have been drumming on...and off...for about 18 years, i now play with a SONOR Force1000 series a 6 pieces kit with gibraltar double pedal and 8 zildjian cymbals

[LoungeMachine]

Re: Any freakin Drummers in the House

Originally posted by dr.rythm
Once again in my life i need to escape to music because all the others threads are mainly retarded subjects that are posted by idots bitching at each other......

Speaking of retarded........


Leave it to a drummer to spell RHYTHM wrong

[blonddgirl777]

Re: Re: Any freakin Drummers in the House

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[dr.rythm]

Re: Re: Any freakin Drummers in the House

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Speaking of retarded........


Leave it to a drummer to spell RHYTHM wrong

I translated from french which I tought was identical except for the "e" at the end. But anyway this is a "username" so "i can pretty much spell it any way i freakin please" OK...

So if you have no interest in drums please stay away...there is enough
threads out there with plenty of bitchiness, insults, and idiocies for you to go nuts....

[LoungeMachine]

take a joke

grow some skin

or get ready to get shredded in here.


IT


WAS


A


JOKE

[LoungeMachine]

Q: What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians all the time?


























A: A Drummer

[LoungeMachine]

Q: What do you call a Drummer who was just dumped by his girlfriend?





















A: homeless

[dr.rythm]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Q: What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians all the time?


























A: A Drummer

If i had a dolla everytime i heard that I'd be stinkin rich...

sorry for the quick snappin... i'm just a bit on edge with the poor quality of a lot of these threads....

[LoungeMachine]

Captitol Records was having a theme party one night. They decided the higher up the floor of the building, the more intelligent the party conversations.


I stepped out of the elevator onto the penthouse, and overheard a conversation on quantum physics.


I went down a few floors and overheard guys talking about Bull Markets



I finally hit the basement and all I heard was........













wait for it



















So, what size drumsticks do you use?

[dr.rythm]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Q: What do you call a Drummer who was just dumped by his girlfriend?



















A: homeless

That one is good...lol :p but it can pretty much apply to all musicians..

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Q: What do you call a Drummer who was just dumped by his girlfriend?



















A: homeless

I am Dr. Rythm's wife... and:

HA!, HA!, HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!...
You are soooo right!

[Panamark]

All Drummer jokes aside, If you ever meet a really great Drummer.
You know what a valuable asset, they really are..

Our old drummer was excellent. I could literally adlib or write music on
the go, he had a sixth sense and could play right along with anything.
Even if I went off into bizzarre off-beats and crazy timings.

Thats something a drum machine can never do..
I consider drummers like that, true musicians and admire their
abilities.

[jojo2371]

how do you make a drummers car faster?










take the pizza delivery sign off the roof of the car !

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Panamark
All Drummer jokes aside,

killjoy

[jojo2371]

how do you know its a drummer thats knockin on your front door ?












the knocking starts out in 4/4 time and ends in 6/8 time!