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  • dr.rythm
    Groupie
    • Dec 2004
    • 54

    Any freakin Drummers in the House

    Once again in my life i need to escape to music because all the others threads are mainly retarded subjects that are posted by idots bitching at each other......


    So Anybody likes drumming


    let's talk about kits, gears, drummers, anyhting that's got to do with it



    so let's begin shall we...



    I have been drumming on...and off...for about 18 years, i now play with a SONOR Force1000 series a 6 pieces kit with gibraltar double pedal and 8 zildjian cymbals
  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32555

    #2
    Re: Any freakin Drummers in the House

    Originally posted by dr.rythm
    Once again in my life i need to escape to music because all the others threads are mainly retarded subjects that are posted by idots bitching at each other......

    Speaking of retarded........


    Leave it to a drummer to spell RHYTHM wrong
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    • blonddgirl777
      ROCKSTAR

      • Mar 2005
      • 5790

      #3
      Re: Re: Any freakin Drummers in the House

      ?
      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
      Originally posted by Nitro Express
      ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
      Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
      [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
      Originally posted by VanHalener
      ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
      Originally posted by FORD
      ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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      • dr.rythm
        Groupie
        • Dec 2004
        • 54

        #4
        Re: Re: Any freakin Drummers in the House

        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
        Speaking of retarded........


        Leave it to a drummer to spell RHYTHM wrong

        I translated from french which I tought was identical except for the "e" at the end. But anyway this is a "username" so "i can pretty much spell it any way i freakin please" OK...

        So if you have no interest in drums please stay away...there is enough
        threads out there with plenty of bitchiness, insults, and idiocies for you to go nuts....

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32555

          #5
          take a joke

          grow some skin

          or get ready to get shredded in here.


          IT


          WAS


          A


          JOKE
          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32555

            #6
            Q: What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians all the time?


























            A: A Drummer
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • LoungeMachine
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 32555

              #7
              Q: What do you call a Drummer who was just dumped by his girlfriend?





















              A: homeless
              Originally posted by Kristy
              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • dr.rythm
                Groupie
                • Dec 2004
                • 54

                #8
                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                Q: What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians all the time?


























                A: A Drummer

                If i had a dolla everytime i heard that I'd be stinkin rich...

                sorry for the quick snappin... i'm just a bit on edge with the poor quality of a lot of these threads....

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32555

                  #9
                  Captitol Records was having a theme party one night. They decided the higher up the floor of the building, the more intelligent the party conversations.


                  I stepped out of the elevator onto the penthouse, and overheard a conversation on quantum physics.


                  I went down a few floors and overheard guys talking about Bull Markets



                  I finally hit the basement and all I heard was........













                  wait for it



















                  So, what size drumsticks do you use?
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • dr.rythm
                    Groupie
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 54

                    #10
                    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                    Q: What do you call a Drummer who was just dumped by his girlfriend?



















                    A: homeless

                    That one is good...lol :p but it can pretty much apply to all musicians..

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                    • blonddgirl777
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Mar 2005
                      • 5790

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                      Q: What do you call a Drummer who was just dumped by his girlfriend?



















                      A: homeless

                      I am Dr. Rythm's wife... and:

                      HA!, HA!, HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!...
                      You are soooo right!
                      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                      Originally posted by Nitro Express
                      ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                      Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                      [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                      Originally posted by VanHalener
                      ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                      Originally posted by FORD
                      ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                      • Panamark
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 17113

                        #12
                        All Drummer jokes aside, If you ever meet a really great Drummer.
                        You know what a valuable asset, they really are..

                        Our old drummer was excellent. I could literally adlib or write music on
                        the go, he had a sixth sense and could play right along with anything.
                        Even if I went off into bizzarre off-beats and crazy timings.

                        Thats something a drum machine can never do..
                        I consider drummers like that, true musicians and admire their
                        abilities.
                        BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                        Love ya Mary Frances!

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                        • jojo2371
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 324

                          #13
                          how do you make a drummers car faster?










                          take the pizza delivery sign off the roof of the car !

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32555

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Panamark
                            All Drummer jokes aside,

                            killjoy
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                            • jojo2371
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 324

                              #15
                              how do you know its a drummer thats knockin on your front door ?












                              the knocking starts out in 4/4 time and ends in 6/8 time!

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