Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

[Anonymous]

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

Cheers! :bottle:

[MAX]

"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for fighting and this one's for fun." *grabs crotch*

[Dan]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

Cheers! :bottle:

But can you have sex with a Gun?

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Dan
But can you have sex with a Gun?

"Oh, yeah baby... yeah, love that tight hole..." BANG!!!

Owwwwww....

Cheers! :bottle:

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
But can you have sex with a Gun?

very carefully, I'd say...

[stilleddiesangel]

Gotta have a very very small dick tho..

[Reverberator]

I have a Blunderbuss .

HA !

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by Reverberator
I have a Blunderbuss .

HA !

LOL... brag brag brag!!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Gotta have a very very small dick tho..

I have a very small one, but people always say it's not the size that matters. Besides, I use my tongue alot.

Cheers! :bottle:

[MAX]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Gotta have a very very small dick tho..

Ehhh?

No place for hidin' baby. No place to runnnnn..............

You pull the trigger of my...........

Da Da Da Dum.................

LOVE GUN!!!

LOL!!!

[Diddle Doe]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I have a very small one, but people always say it's not the size that matters. Besides, I use my tongue alot.

Cheers! :bottle:

Just don't swallow a bullet.

[Matt White]

"i've got a gun...and I know how to use it!"

[Panamark]

I bet they get jealous of rifles !

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Diddle Doe
Just don't swallow a bullet.

Er... I don't use my tongue in guns. Just my fingers.

Cheers! :bottle:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I have a very small one, but people always say it's not the size that matters. Besides, I use my tongue alot.

Cheers! :bottle:

Sorry to say I.S., but size DOES matter!
:eek: