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vanzilla
04-07-2005, 02:11 AM
Which one of these brain dead bimbos would you do the no pants dance with if you had to choose?
PARIS
or
BRITNEY
Keep in mind Fred Durst used both of these girls as spittoons.
vanzilla
04-07-2005, 02:13 AM
Ms. Kevin Federline?
vanzilla
04-07-2005, 02:14 AM
Or Room Temp I.Q.?
Easily PARIS. I think BRITNEY is disgusting.
bueno bob
04-07-2005, 03:05 AM
I gotta depart from Rikk here...I'll go for Britney, just because I think her body's better and because I cannot fucking STAND Paris Hilton and want to see her get hit by a truck.
bueno bob
04-07-2005, 03:05 AM
I'll hold out for the Bueno Police, though :)
Panamark
04-07-2005, 08:23 AM
Crikies !
They are both sluts...
Whatever choice you make you are fucked !
Girls who can get up on stage and flash their tits
to anyone are not women I would go near...
S L U T S !
I cant decide..
Panamark
04-07-2005, 08:25 AM
Actually Paris is more slutty, she flashes her pussy to anyone too..
So I guess Britney wins ?
ashstralia
04-07-2005, 08:56 AM
i'd demand they do each other,
then unload my tzatziki on both of them.
heheheh
EbDawson
04-07-2005, 08:59 AM
Originally posted by vanzilla
Keep in mind Fred Durst used both of these girls as spittoons.
Britney said Durst is full of shit, and he didn't do her either.
Gotta go with Britney.
Panamark
04-07-2005, 09:06 AM
Love that avatar ASH ! :D
fe_lung
04-07-2005, 09:08 AM
When I think of sex with Paris two words come to mind: Donkey Punch.
That cunt deserves domestic violence!
ashstralia
04-07-2005, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
Love that avatar ASH ! :D
thanx mark!:)
Roguesgirl
04-07-2005, 10:40 AM
People really don't like Paris. :D
bueno bob
04-07-2005, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by Roguesgirl
People really don't like Paris. :D
You noticed that too? :)
Roguesgirl
04-07-2005, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
You noticed that too? :)
so, why is her mug EVERYWHERE?! :confused:
bueno bob
04-07-2005, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by Roguesgirl
so, why is her mug EVERYWHERE?! :confused:
I'm just as cuntfused about that as everybody else is... :)
What is she famous for again? I forgot...
Roguesgirl
04-07-2005, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
I'm just as cuntfused about that as everybody else is... :)
What is she famous for again? I forgot...
No shit. Where did she come from?
It was like all of the sudden she was everywhere.
WTF? Who ordered that shit?
bueno bob
04-07-2005, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by Roguesgirl
No shit. Where did she come from?
It was like all of the sudden she was everywhere.
WTF? Who ordered that shit?
Not me, and the dish came to the table cold and prepared badly...it's presentation was awful, it tastes like shit and I didn't get the side order of creamed corn with it, so I'm not paying.
Hah!
Matt White
04-07-2005, 01:44 PM
BRIT----Why not?
Carmine
04-07-2005, 01:51 PM
Man! You gotta go with Brit here! Not that I wouldn't drop one in Paris, but...
Brits got a better body....and I have seen Paris in action...
...she isn't the most "active" lady in the sack.
Golden AWe
04-07-2005, 02:20 PM
good picture of britney...
http://britney-spears.sajty.com/grafika/brit3_d.jpg
http://britney-spears.sajty.com/grafika/brit3_d.jpg
bad picture of britney
Golden AWe
04-07-2005, 02:21 PM
EASY.
britney is special but paris is way more wealthy...so paris it is.
I knew someone would agree with me.:)
PARIS is just way hotter. Prettier face. And these days a better body. Plus, yes, PARIS has more money.
Carmine
04-07-2005, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
I knew someone would agree with me.:)
PARIS is just way hotter. Prettier face. And these days a better body. Plus, yes, PARIS has more money.
Really? You think Paris has a better bod? Paris is a little to thin for my taste. And dont get me wrong boys, I'd still put Paris through the headboard, I'd just do Brit first...
Now...that little Nicole Richie....mmmmmm, mmmmmmmm,mmmmmm!
Faggggghhhettit!
Yeah, but every recent pic of BRITNEY has these sagging breasts, love handles and beer belly. And she apparently smells!! No shit! Some story about her stinking on a plane and driving other passengers nuts. I would never fuck a chick that stinks. (Plus, I never liked BRITNEY's face.)
Anyway, PARIS needs it.
Golden AWe
04-07-2005, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
I knew someone would agree with me.:)
PARIS is just way hotter. Prettier face. And these days a better body. Plus, yes, PARIS has more money.
yesss
especially the MONEY thing
Originally posted by Golden AWe
yesss
especially the MONEY thing
Sex with one girl is great for half a year or so. But the money is good forever!!:)
Carmine
04-07-2005, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
Yeah, but every recent pic of BRITNEY has these sagging breasts, love handles and beer belly. And she apparently smells!! No shit! Some story about her stinking on a plane and driving other passengers nuts. I would never fuck a chick that stinks. (Plus, I never liked BRITNEY's face.)
Anyway, PARIS needs it.
EVERY chick needs it! (even the stinkey ones)
HAHAHAHHAHHAAHA!
...yes, I'm a slut!:rolleyes:
Golden AWe
04-07-2005, 02:42 PM
my workmate was about to get fired today...we we're at our work point, and one of the secretaries named Virpi appeared...I was looking for some papers, and I said jokingly "now I've found what I was looking for...Virpi appeared"
my workmate was about to say something, then he turned and noticed her
She left after a while, my workmate told me "I was this close to say "VIRPI is just hanging around here because she's after COCK!"
boy did we laugh...
I'm glad he noticed her and shut up, it would've been too devastating to say it out loud...ha ha...how could we ever work there again hahahaha
Originally posted by Golden AWe
my workmate was about to get fired today...we we're at our work point, and one of the secretaries named Virpi appeared...I was looking for some papers, and I said jokingly "now I've found what I was looking for...Virpi appeared"
my workmate was about to say something, then he turned and noticed her
She left after a while, my workmate told me "I was this close to say "VIRPI is just hanging around here because she's after COCK!"
boy did we laugh...
I'm glad he noticed her and shut up, it would've been too devastating to say it out loud...ha ha...how could we ever work there again hahahaha
LMFAO!!:p Is VIRPI sensitive or a hard-ass?
Golden AWe
04-07-2005, 02:51 PM
well...i don't think she's over-sensitive but I don't know her THAT well yet...
I've onlu spoken with her a couple of times, but as you know, speaking with my workmates everything possible between me, her and some other secretaries has already happened...ha ha ha.
I love fucking people in the workplace. It's not always a good idea. Makes it more exciting because of that. Frankly, it's a great situation in which to grow an intense need to shag someone.
bueno bob
04-07-2005, 03:08 PM
Looks like Paris is getting creamed here, but not in a good way.
Having seen Paris' video, I can safely say that she's a dead fuck - Britney has more meat to her (which I prefer, actually), too, so I'll take my chances there.
Carmine
04-07-2005, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Looks like Paris is getting creamed here, but not in a good way.
Having seen Paris' video, I can safely say that she's a dead fuck - Britney has more meat to her (which I prefer, actually), too, so I'll take my chances there.
Zactly my point...oh Lord of the Sith!
:D
bueno bob
04-07-2005, 03:12 PM
Quit staring at her tits, Carmine! THAT'S MY POLICE GIRL!
The best fucks I've ever had have almost always been super-thin. That's just my experience. I gotta take PARIS.
bueno bob
04-07-2005, 03:14 PM
Tell you what, Rikk, we'll take em both and tag team.
Carmine
04-07-2005, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Quit staring at her tits, Carmine! THAT'S MY POLICE GIRL!
Damn!
...Busted!:rolleyes:
Carmine
04-07-2005, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
The best fucks I've ever had have almost always been super-thin. That's just my experience. I gotta take PARIS.
Theres some validity there! I can attest to that as well....GODDAMN IT...
OK...I WANNA HIT EM BOTH, DON"T CARE...STINKY....SKINNY......WHATEVER!
BRING IT ON....AND GET ON!
dr.rythm
04-08-2005, 01:17 AM
Britney 100% she got a great BOD... compare to the skinny toothpick..
she's in the public eye just because she is hilton's heiress......
blonddgirl777
04-08-2005, 01:44 AM
You can tell about the way a girl will ride you, just the by the way she moves her hips...
Britney can sure bounce ya 'til you drop but as for Paris???
She would need "some" kind of hips (and booty) first!
A stick won't do anything for you, if you like to just lay down and enjoy or if you like to butt fuck, doggy style...
Yes, I am being vulgar but when it comes to comparing, talking about money is no better...
Most guys I know still prefer a good lay than money.
I think that sex still rules men's world more than the mighty green...
vanzilla
04-08-2005, 02:40 AM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
You can tell about the way a girl will ride you, just the by the way she moves her hips...
Britney can sure bounce ya 'til you drop but as for Paris???
She would need "some" kind of hips (and booty) first!
A stick won't do anything for you, if you like to just lay down and enjoy or if you like to butt fuck, doggy style...
Yes, I am being vulgar but when it comes to comparing, talking about money is no better...
Most guys I know still prefer a good lay than money.
I think that sex still rules men's world more than the mighty green...
Listen Triple 7 - I know you're married, and I respect that being a married guy myself...but it's pretty hot to see you post your opinions on chicks doing it.
You've got a lucky husband.
dr.rythm
04-08-2005, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by vanzilla
You've got a lucky husband.
Well!! I guess I Am:killer:
Viking
04-08-2005, 07:59 PM
I'd fuck 'em both, but I'd take a Brillo pad to my joystick afterwards. And that's with a rubber. :D
Warham
04-08-2005, 07:59 PM
Both nasty cunts.
Neither.
blonddgirl777
04-08-2005, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by Warham
Both nasty cunts.
Neither.
If they wouldn't be nasty... you guys would have never heard of them.
:cool:
Warham
04-08-2005, 10:20 PM
I wish I never had heard of them.
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