An Open Call To All Sheep

[Mezro]

Sheep don't fail me now.

You love to lick the trickle from the Red Rocker's pickle.

You love to trash David Lee Roth and the amazing body of work he created.

You love to take little pokes and shots but never say anything constructive.

This is your chance to shine: step up to the fucking plate and we can debate.

Mezro...think you are hot Hagar shit? prove it to me fuckers...arms crossed, fingers on the keys and ready to kick your tadpoles through the five hole...

[Mezro]

Mezro...come on you little cock mites...unhook your little mounters and belly up to the counter...

[Warham]

::crickets chirping::

[Mezro]

Mezro...nobody to get all Cabo on me?...nobody all AFU and ready to send me a message in a bottle...no wham bam dental dam?...

[vanzilla]

What's gotten into Mezro today? I like it - I like it!

[Top Jimmy]

but Mezro....don't the sheep figure that VH w/Sam sold more records???

[Mezro]

And that is the flock mentality that comes from having your frontal lobes jizzed by Claudio.

And why does Victor Johnson always get off the hook? Fuck you Victor! Hootie & The Blowfish wannabe sell out.

Mezro...Van Hagar has not sold more units than CVH...

[sydney bristow]

It must be feeding time at the Red Rocker Ranch.

Come on sheep clean your troughs. I want to see a show.

[Reverberator]

I larve sammy Hagar .

[Reverberator]

No really .

[Reverberator]

Smashing .

[steve]

The round rocker

[Reverberator]

With the big cocher ?

[Mezro]

Just look at that fucking asshole.

Mezro...all round and happy...like a Teletubbie...but with less range and a smaller vocabulary...

[Reverberator]

This is better ... right ?