Peter Kay

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Who in the UK doesn't love Peter Kay?

PETER-"Knock Knock"
AUDIENCE-"Who's There?"
PETER-"Bigish"
AUDIENCE-"Bigish Who?"
PETER-"Not today, thanks! That's a joke that, that's the first joke you will tell when you get home. Saw a Big Issue seller the other day, he said 'I love your Phoenix Nights ', I said 'Where've you seen it? Window in Dixons? I'll have my pound back, you robbing bastard. I said 'Knock knock', he said 'Who's there?', I said 'I thought you were fucking homeless!!!'"

[flappo]

he's ok , shouts a bit too much fer me

not like rik n ade

haha , ok , ignore this crappy post

[flappo]

nah , he's a really funny chap as well as being olde skool type humor - its as if alternative comedy never existed

then again les dawson was olde skool and he was fucking hilarious

[smaz]

'I'm pissed and I don't give a shit'

[smaz]

Apparently he sung Jump on T.V...

[stilleddiesangel]

Peter Kay ... top bloke..love him.. HOB NOBS.. the S.A.S of the biscuit world..

[Reverberator]

Peters and Lee .

Peter Cook.

Blue Peter .

The ONLY Peter's worth talking about .

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Peters and Lee .

Peter Cook.

Blue Peter .

The ONLY Peter's worth talking about .

Rev.. get to the clinic before it falls off mate!!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

"It's spitting! It's spitting! Everybody in!"

"She's not my real auntie, just one of those that you've got to call auntie. Friend of family. Just because she does water arobics with your mam, she's your auntie!"

[stilleddiesangel]

At the pic 'n'mix ..."Fudge... FUDGE.. do ya think I'm made of money.. flumps, them's wotcha want.. flying saucers, yer can 'ave loads of them!!!"

[Pope Must Die]

peter cook is da man

[Seshmeister]

Re: Peter Kay

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Who in the UK doesn't love Peter Kay?

Me.

[Pope Must Die]

so i take it you don't like fat , boring big mouths whose act seems to cuntsist of les dawson's rejected jokebook ?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Yes, but Les Dawson's rejected joke book is much better than most rejected joke books.

Anyway, it can't be Les Dawsons rejecyed joke book-he doesn't mention his mother in law.

[flappo]

sesh is scottish , so he cun't vote

or put down a drink

:cheers: