Famous Movie Quotes!

[Carmine]

I'll start off with my favorite line in the movie "The Breakfast Club"...

"Stupid, worthless, no-good, goddamn, freeloadin son of a bitch, retarded, two faced, big mouth, no it all, asshole, jerk."

( you forgot, ugly, lazy and disrespectful)

"Shut up bitch, go fix me a turkey pot pie"

"What about you dad? Fuck you..."

"no dad, what about you? Fuck you..."

"NO DAD, WHAT ABOUT YOU? FUCK YOU...Baff!!!"

[vanzilla]

"I'll have a steak sandwhich, and a steak sandwhich."

Chevy Chase "Fletch", 1986

[DlocRoth]

Charge it to the Underhill account.


"Thats a HUGE bitch!"

Deuce Bigelow.

Sorry, I hated that movie, but you all know you've said it. LOL

[DlocRoth]

"First prize? A brand new Cadillac El Dorado.

Second prize? Set of steak knives.

Third prize is you're fired."

Alec Baldwin - Glengarry Glen Ross

[academic punk]

Hey, how about we turn this into a game?

The next poster has to correctly identify the quote...then they go on and write the next one.

First person to make it to....let's say 25 pts wins....uhhh...a big hug from Carmine! I'll begin...

"It's like a piece of charcoal! Bring it over!!!"

[bueno bob]

Dana Carvey:"This is what you're doing - THIS is what I want you to do."

Brent Spiner: "Are you telling me to shut up?"

Dana Carvey: "YES!"

(The Master of Disguise)

And before you ask, that was one of the top 5 WORST movies ever, but the kids wanted to see it, and now whenever they're getting obnoxious, I give them that little routine and they reply appropriately, so...it's kind of famous around the house...

[Hardrock69]

"20,000 dollars for 2 days work?!?"

"And ya don't even haveta fuck..."

Orgazmo

[julia]

Jeff Spicoli: Hey, you're ripping my card.
Mr. Hand: Yes.
Jeff Spicoli: Hey bud, what's your problem?
Mr. Hand: No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is.
Jeff Spicoli: [stunned] You dick!

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1 of my fav movies)

[Carmine]

From Rocky 2

"you gonna eat lightning, you gonna crap thunda. Whe'll have to put ya in a cage kid".

Yo Mick..lets take a break. Break?....what break...I said where the hell ya goin.

[VHdamaco]

two from super troopers

cap- "there was a time when we took a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose, now you got your god damn unions."

farva- "cap, you know im not a prounion guy"

cap- and you're banned from dimpus burger"

farva- "dammit"

cap- "get some rubber gloves. from now on, you're my cleaning lady... beat it!!"

and

cap- this thing with farva really screwed our pooch."

ramarthorn- "what, they can't lump us in with that fucking martian

cap- "we're all in the same boat fellas"

mack-"but our shenanigans are cheeky and fun"

ramathorne- "yeh, i mean his shenanigans are cruel and tragic"

foster- "which makes them not shenanigans at all really"

mack- in leprechaun voice - evil shenanigans

cap-"i swear to god i'm going to pistol-whip the next son of a bitch that says shenanigans"

mack- "hey farva, whats the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and mozzerella sticks?

farva- "you mean shenanigans?"

mack and ramathrone hand cap their pistols in anticipation of seeing farva get beat down

my two favorite scenes from a comedy

[Carmine]

Dumb and dumber:

Ohh look, Frost!

[Carmine]

again Dumb and Dumber:

"Turbo-lax....one half teaspoon for fast, effective relief...."



(funniest scene ever, when Jeff Daniels is on the shitter!!!)

[Don Corleone]

You've got to have Spartacus: "I'm Spartacus"

[Carmine]

Twister:

"I gotta go Julia, we got cows!!"

[Carmine]

The Godfather:

"Johnny Fontaine ruined one of Waltz International pictures most valuable protege's"

"For 5 years, we had her under singing lessons, acting lessons, I was gonna make her a big star. Then Johhny Fontaine comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm...and she runs off. She was the greatest peice of ass I ever had, and I've had em all over the world! She threw it all away, just to make me look ridiculous and a man in my posititon can't afford to made to look ridiculous. Now you get the hell outta here and if that goomba tries any rough stuff, you tell him, I aint no band leader"

"Yeah, I heard that story"

"Mr Waltz, I wanna thank you for the dinner and a very pleasent evening. Now maybe your car could take me to the airport, Mr Corleone is a man who insists on hearing bad news immediatly"