Famous Movie Quotes!

[Carmine]

I'll start off with my favorite line in the movie "The Breakfast Club"...

"Stupid, worthless, no-good, goddamn, freeloadin son of a bitch, retarded, two faced, big mouth, no it all, asshole, jerk."

( you forgot, ugly, lazy and disrespectful)

"Shut up bitch, go fix me a turkey pot pie"

"What about you dad? Fuck you..."

"no dad, what about you? Fuck you..."

"NO DAD, WHAT ABOUT YOU? FUCK YOU...Baff!!!"

[vanzilla]

"I'll have a steak sandwhich, and a steak sandwhich."

Chevy Chase "Fletch", 1986

[DlocRoth]

Charge it to the Underhill account.


"Thats a HUGE bitch!"

Deuce Bigelow.

Sorry, I hated that movie, but you all know you've said it. LOL

[DlocRoth]

"First prize? A brand new Cadillac El Dorado.

Second prize? Set of steak knives.

Third prize is you're fired."

Alec Baldwin - Glengarry Glen Ross

[academic punk]

Hey, how about we turn this into a game?

The next poster has to correctly identify the quote...then they go on and write the next one.

First person to make it to....let's say 25 pts wins....uhhh...a big hug from Carmine! I'll begin...

"It's like a piece of charcoal! Bring it over!!!"

[bueno bob]

Dana Carvey:"This is what you're doing - THIS is what I want you to do."

Brent Spiner: "Are you telling me to shut up?"

Dana Carvey: "YES!"

(The Master of Disguise)

And before you ask, that was one of the top 5 WORST movies ever, but the kids wanted to see it, and now whenever they're getting obnoxious, I give them that little routine and they reply appropriately, so...it's kind of famous around the house...

[Hardrock69]

"20,000 dollars for 2 days work?!?"

"And ya don't even haveta fuck..."

Orgazmo

[julia]

Jeff Spicoli: Hey, you're ripping my card.
Mr. Hand: Yes.
Jeff Spicoli: Hey bud, what's your problem?
Mr. Hand: No problem at all. I think you know where the front office is.
Jeff Spicoli: [stunned] You dick!

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1 of my fav movies)

[Carmine]

From Rocky 2

"you gonna eat lightning, you gonna crap thunda. Whe'll have to put ya in a cage kid".

Yo Mick..lets take a break. Break?....what break...I said where the hell ya goin.

[VHdamaco]

two from super troopers

cap- "there was a time when we took a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose, now you got your god damn unions."

farva- "cap, you know im not a prounion guy"

cap- and you're banned from dimpus burger"

farva- "dammit"

cap- "get some rubber gloves. from now on, you're my cleaning lady... beat it!!"

and

cap- this thing with farva really screwed our pooch."

ramarthorn- "what, they can't lump us in with that fucking martian

cap- "we're all in the same boat fellas"

mack-"but our shenanigans are cheeky and fun"

ramathorne- "yeh, i mean his shenanigans are cruel and tragic"

foster- "which makes them not shenanigans at all really"

mack- in leprechaun voice - evil shenanigans

cap-"i swear to god i'm going to pistol-whip the next son of a bitch that says shenanigans"

mack- "hey farva, whats the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and mozzerella sticks?

farva- "you mean shenanigans?"

mack and ramathrone hand cap their pistols in anticipation of seeing farva get beat down

my two favorite scenes from a comedy

[Carmine]

Dumb and dumber:

Ohh look, Frost!

[Carmine]

again Dumb and Dumber:

"Turbo-lax....one half teaspoon for fast, effective relief...."



(funniest scene ever, when Jeff Daniels is on the shitter!!!)

[Don Corleone]

You've got to have Spartacus: "I'm Spartacus"

[Carmine]

Twister:

"I gotta go Julia, we got cows!!"

[Carmine]

The Godfather:

"Johnny Fontaine ruined one of Waltz International pictures most valuable protege's"

"For 5 years, we had her under singing lessons, acting lessons, I was gonna make her a big star. Then Johhny Fontaine comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm...and she runs off. She was the greatest peice of ass I ever had, and I've had em all over the world! She threw it all away, just to make me look ridiculous and a man in my posititon can't afford to made to look ridiculous. Now you get the hell outta here and if that goomba tries any rough stuff, you tell him, I aint no band leader"

"Yeah, I heard that story"

"Mr Waltz, I wanna thank you for the dinner and a very pleasent evening. Now maybe your car could take me to the airport, Mr Corleone is a man who insists on hearing bad news immediatly"

[Soul Reaper]

'We are the Knights who say...NI'

[DrMaddVibe]

"Psycho, I'm not going to feel better about this, it's over. Now, please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up." - "The Wedding Singer"

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
"Psycho, I'm not going to feel better about this, it's over. Now, please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up." - "The Wedding Singer"

LOL...yeah that one rules!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
LOL...yeah that one rules!!

Me and my old friends saw it at the drive in...my buddy and I looked over at each other and said "SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!"

Pissed us rightly off!

[Carmine]

Sixteen Candles:


"No more yankee my wankee?"

[MAX]

Gosh,

Don't even get me going......

I have flicks like Arthur, Caddyshack, Airplane!, Animal House and Fletch practically memorized. lol.

How about this from "Dumb and Dumber" when they take the wrong road, think they're in Colorado when they're in Kansas and notice there are no mountains.

"That John Denver is full of shit."

[Carmine]

Originally posted by MAX


How about this from "Dumb and Dumber" when they take the wrong road, think they're in Colorado when they're in Kansas and notice there are no mountains.

"That John Denver is full of shit."

LOL!! Forgot that one Max!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by julia
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1 of my fav movies)


Tons of great ones from that one. :cool:

When Spicoli had pizza delivered to class.

Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here, just what is it you think you're doing?

Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba and having some food.

[academic punk]

no one has yet named my earlier mystery quote:

"It's like a piece of charcoal! Bring it over!!!"

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
no one has yet named my earlier mystery quote:

"It's like a piece of charcoal! Bring it over!!!"

You win! (want your hug now?)

[DrMaddVibe]

"Those guys are fags!"

[Carmine]

Tommy Boy: "I was just checking the rotary, end-line, uh.. gurder...I'm retarded"

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
You win! (want your hug now?)

and then some!!!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
and then some!!!

(Sigh)....more mail?:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Tommy Boy: "I was just checking the rotary, end-line, uh.. gurder...I'm retarded"


More from that one:

"Hey Gilligan, did you eat the skipper?"

As Tommy's squirting ketchup packets in his mouth:

"Ughhh...... I can just hear you getting fatter."

"Tommy want wingies!"

[academic punk]

Okay, I'll expand it...

"Honey, don't cook the steak too long. You cook it too long it's no good."

(moments later)

"You're cookin' it too long, already! Bring it over!"

"You want your steak?"

"BRING IT OVER!! IT'S LIKE A PIECE OF CHARCAOL ALREADY!!! BRING IT OVER!!!"

[academic punk]

Here's another hint from the same movie:

"He ain't pretty no more!!"

[academic punk]

"If you win, you win, right? Right? If you lose, you still win! You CAN"T lose!"

[Carmine]

Happy Gilmore: "The price is wrong, bitch"

"either you quit the tour, or I burn down Grama's house and piss in the ashes"


"Watch it Gilmore...I eat peices of shit like you for breakfast"...."hahaha, you eat peices of shit for breakfast?"

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
"If you win, you win, right? Right? If you lose, you still win! You CAN"T lose!"

keep em coming Ap....the cobwebs are rollin around....

[academic punk]

"Take this towel and wrap it around your hand. Wrap it around ya hand! Now hit me! (POW!) Harder! (POW!) HARDER!! (POOOOWW!!!) You throw a punch like you take it in the ass! HARDER!!!"

"No, I ain't gonna hit ya no more! Look at you, your cuts are opening up and everything! What does it prove, huh? What does it prove??"

[academic punk]

"Hey, Ray...Yuh nevah knocked me down, Ray...yuh nevah knocked me down..."

[Carmine]

James Woods....Louis Gossett Jr....????

[academic punk]

no....

"Eh, you know, I got tired. It used to be, I was always worried about the weight. The weight, the weight, the weight. So, I figured I'd retire, you know, move down here, relax, enjoy, maybe open a club or something."

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
no....

"Eh, you know, I got tired. It used to be, I was always worried about the weight. The weight, the weight, the weight. So, I figured I'd retire, you know, move down here, relax, enjoy, maybe open a club or something."

Diggstown! But, you said no. I have no idea dude....

[Roguesgirl]

Can you guess this one?

"You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat." :D

[academic punk]

Think back to the line about "He ain't pretty no more!" and precede it with this line from an earlier scene...

"He sure is a good lookin' kid."

"Huh? What did you say? What did you say, Vicky?"

"Nuthin'. I said he's a good lookin' kid, that's all JAKE."

"Good lookin'? How do you mean Good lookin'?

[julia]

Jeff Spicoli: Those guys are fags.

[julia]

[the "five-point plan"]
Mike Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

[julia]

Regan MacNeil: Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.
(the exorcist)

[julia]

Stripes

Psycho: The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
Leon: Ooooooh.
Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

[Warham]

"Impressive. Most impressive."

Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back

[academic punk]

Ragu -

As a Good Fellas quoting, card carrying member of the Italian ethnicity, who loves all things DeNiro and Scorscese, you oughtta be ashmed of yourself.

I think you're spending too much time watching Barney and not enough appreciating this 1980 classic.

[DlocRoth]

Ok get this one...

"Do you speak German?"

"No, French."

"Well then these are ichluga bullets. My grandfather snared a shitload of em back in WWII. They're like tranquilizers, enough to break the surface of the skin, but no real damage."

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Warham
"Impressive. Most impressive."

Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back

How funny! Jesterstar's mom was saying those very words last night!

[DlocRoth]

ba dum bum chhhh

[academic punk]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
ba dum bum chhhh


Thank you much. I'll be playing Vegas throughout the summer.

[DlocRoth]

Cant get mine.... here's some more.

"I loved you......I mean I was comin up here to kill ya. But first I was gonna try and win ya back with my amazing petition."

[academic punk]

Not a clue.

Sounds like The Whole Nine Yards, maybe?

[Soul Reaper]

Airplane is full of classics.

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

[Soul Reaper]

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

[Soul Reaper]

Steve McCroskey: [to Mrs. Oveur] Now your husband is alive, but unconscious.
Johnny: Just like Gerald Ford.

[Soul Reaper]

Life of Brian

Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

[Soul Reaper]

Brian's Mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by academic punk
Not a clue.

Sounds like The Whole Nine Yards, maybe?

Christian Slater "Heathers"

Fucking classic.

[DlocRoth]

Rounders.

"I need your charity like I need your cock in my ass."

[DlocRoth]

True Romance

Gary Oldman "Yeah I know I'm pretty. But I aint as pretty as a couple of titties."

[Soul Reaper]

Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

[academic punk]

HEATHERS!! DAMN!!!

"I love my dead gay son!"

[DlocRoth]

Heathers is always one of my top 3 fav movies.

Fuckin great. Slater USED to be a stone cold pimp.

[Soul Reaper]

May the force be with you!

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
May the force be with you!


Ummm... "One Crazy Summer"? :)

[Soul Reaper]

Happy Gilmore

Grandma - Sir, um, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep.
Orderly - You could trouble me for a glass of warm milk. Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep. Check out the nametag. You're in my world now Grandma.
Grandma - Oh dear.

[DlocRoth]

glass of shut the hell up

;)


Ahhh Stiller.

[Soul Reaper]

Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.
Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: What's that?
Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.

[DlocRoth]

LOL

"Hey if I saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass."

[Soul Reaper]

Don Corleone: You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my boy to me?

[DlocRoth]

"Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?"

[DlocRoth]

Moe Green: "You son of a bitch! Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Green! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Rounders.

"I need your charity like I need your cock in my ass."

Another from Rounders:

Eddie KGB---"Mother fucker!...this son of bitch, all night long...check..check....check....he trapped me"....

"He beat me fair and square....pay that man his money"

[VHdamaco]

from blade 3...

danica talos- "where exactly is this tracking device king?"

hannibal king- "it's in my left ass cheek, danica slaps his face on the left cheek, actually, its in teh right one, danica slaps his face on the right cheek. no really, its in the meat of my ass, right below the hello kitty tattoo."

danica- "enough!"

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Moe Green: "You son of a bitch! Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Green! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!

Fredo: Mike you dont come to Las Vegas and talk to a man like Moe Green like that!!!


Mike: Fredo...you're my older brother and I love you, but dont ever takes sides against the family again.....ever.

[Jesterstar]

"You want that fucking cum in your mouth" The First Scene of a Porn film I saw back in 88'

[Carmine]

The Breakfast club:

"Ya see, chicks...cannot hold dee smoke.....dats what it is."

[Carmine]

Field of Dreams:

"Dad.......ya wanna have a catch?"

"I'd like that"


(I cry every Phukkin time!)

[singerman]

" !" (The Invisable Man)

[ALMOSTsaved]

You can't forget Patrick Bateman:

"Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports
came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and
artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of
consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's
been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more
bitter, cynical sense of humor.

In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think
their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most
people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's
not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends,
it's also a personal statement about the band itself."

[vanzilla]

It goes to 11!

[Carmine]

Forrest Gump:

My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue...but people call me Bubba...just like one a them ole redneck boys....cannnnyou beleee dat?

[academic punk]

Ragu -

You are forbidden from posting in this thread till you figure out my million quotes from a movie that you will kick yourself in the ass for not knowing!!! I don't care that you started the thread - FIGURE IT OUT!!!

[Carmine]

Ap...I've tried!! Phukkin google....my eyes are bleeding, cause its there, in my head. I know it, I just can't get it.


TELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE!

[academic punk]

"The winner...and the new world champion...JAKE LA MOTTA!!!!"

If you don't get it now, I'm comin' up there TONIGHT and shoving a carton of Whitman's samplers down your throat!!!

And then stealing all your TP!!!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
"The winner...and the new world champion...JAKE LA MOTTA!!!!"

If you don't get it now, I'm comin' up there TONIGHT and shoving a carton of Whitman's samplers down your throat!!!

And then stealing all your TP!!!

Ok....I'm a "RAGING" idiot....and thats no "BULL"


LOL...steal my TP!!:D

[academic punk]

sheeeeeeeeee-it!!! Like pulling teeth, man...

[academic punk]

Now do you remember the whole "Hit me! Harder!! HARDER!!" bit?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
Now do you remember the whole "Hit me! Harder!! HARDER!!" bit?

Yes! :rolleyes:

[academic punk]

Best DeNiro-Pesci scene of their careers...

"You fuck my wife?"
"What?"
"You fuck my wife?"
"It's a bullshit question. I'm not gonna answer it."
"Just say it. Did you fuck my wife?"

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by academic punk
"The winner...and the new world champion...JAKE LA MOTTA!!!!"

If you don't get it now, I'm comin' up there TONIGHT and shoving a carton of Whitman's samplers down your throat!!!

And then stealing all your TP!!!


I read somewhere that DeNiro trained for a year for that role.

Trained with LaMotta himself.

Anyways, I read that Deniro broke LaMotta's ribs 4 different times.

Fuckin Bobby D.

Consumate pro.

[DlocRoth]

Pesci: "Ma, I need to borrow this." Picks up butcher knife.
"We hit one of those deers with the car. We gotta cut the antlers out."

Or somethin.:)

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
Can you guess this one?

"You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat." :D

Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? :D

[DlocRoth]

Shit. I got nothin.

And I was a fuckin film major.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? :D


Uh...MAX's Xmas home videos??

[DlocRoth]

LOL

[Roguesgirl]

LOL. :D

[academic punk]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Pesci: "Ma, I need to borrow this." Picks up butcher knife.
"We hit one of those deers with the car. We gotta cut the antlers out."

Or somethin.:)


"and it got it's - what do you cal it - it's paw stuck in th..."

"The hoof!"

"The hoof! The hoof! It got it's hoof caught in the wheel."

[Roguesgirl]

It was the year he got the baby goats, Chester and Kip.

Poor Kip. :(

[DlocRoth]

Yeah, YEAH! LMAO

The man is lookon one way and the dog's lookin the other way.

Sayin "What do you want from me?"

[GOATFUCKER]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
It was the year he got the baby goats, Chester and Kip.

Poor Kip. :(

Initially , the decision was difficult. But after experiencing Chester's oral talents, you too would have come to the same conclusion.

[DlocRoth]

O.J. as Nordberg in Naked Gun

"I must kill...the queen."

and...

"Nice beaver!"

"Thanks, I just had it stuffed."

[MAX]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
Can you guess this one?

"You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat." :D


This HAS to be a joke.

[Roguesgirl]

LMAO!

you don't remember?

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
Uh...MAX's Xmas home videos??


Keep it up Chucky cos you're in dire need of a good ol' fashioned bitchslapping. :)

[MAX]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
LMAO!

you don't remember?


No idea? :confused:

Now, where'd that damn goat go?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Pesci: "Ma, I need to borrow this." Picks up butcher knife.
"We hit one of those deers with the car. We gotta cut the antlers out."

Or somethin.:)

Ma, that reminds me...I need to borrow this knife. You know when we hit the deer it got one a them....whatta ya call it, the foot...(the hoof) stuck in the grill and I gotta hack it off...hey ma...its a sin....

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
No idea? :confused:

Now, where'd that damn goat go?

Check your chin. See Chester's balls hangin' there?

That's 'cause his schlong is down yer gullet!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
O.J. as Nordberg in Naked Gun

"I must kill...the queen."

and...

"Nice beaver!"

"Thanks, I just had it stuffed."

Doctor: "Good news Mrs. Nordberg, we thing we can save his arm!"

Mrs. Nordberg: "Really?"

Doctor: "Yes...Where would you like us to send it?"

[Nickdfresh]

http://people.clarkson.edu/~johndan/datacloud/images/milton.jpg
...And they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapelers, and so, I kept my Swingline because they don't bind up as much, and I also kept all the Swingline staples from the supply cabinet too. So if they make me give 'em back, I'll just...I'll, I could set the building on fire.

--Milton from "Office Space"

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Doctor: "Good news Mrs. Nordberg, we thing we can save his arm!"

Mrs. Nordberg: "Really?"

Doctor: "Yes...Where would you like us to send it?"

:D

Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy.

Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.

Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

[academic punk]

Hey, it's Enrico Palazoo! Enrico Palazzo saved the Queen!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
Check your chin. See Chester's balls hangin' there?

That's 'cause his schlong is down yer gullet!!!


uhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuh


Bring it!!!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
uhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuh


Bring it!!!


You talking to me about my bon mots, or to Chester about his love juice?

[DeadOrAlive]

"Every dog has his day." - Al Pachino, Scarface

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
You talking to me about my bon mots, or to Chester about his love juice?

WTF is a bon mot?

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
WTF is a bon mot?


a joke. a witticism. a pass at humor. a goat testicle.

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
a goat testicle.


Ok, you now have my full attention. :)

[singerman]

"youre only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
Ok, you now have my full attention. :)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

[Grant]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Doctor: "Good news Mrs. Nordberg, we thing we can save his arm!"

Mrs. Nordberg: "Really?"

Doctor: "Yes...Where would you like us to send it?"

http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/nakedgun4.jpg

"Whoops! Sorry fellas."

[Grant]

Sonny: So what country do you want to go to?
Sal: Wyoming.
Sonny: Sal, Wyoming's not a country.

- Al Pacino to John Cazale in Dog Day Afternoon.

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

"Vagi-clean! Can I have a price check on Vagi-clean, repeat, price check on Vagi-clean. We have a woman down here with a full on fallopian fungus" - Jim Carey, "Me, Myself & Irene"

[Carmine]

Originally posted by SoldMySoul4RnR
"Vagi-clean! Can I have a price check on Vagi-clean, repeat, price check on Vagi-clean. We have a woman down here with a full on fallopian fungus" - Jim Carey, "Me, Myself & Irene"

Same flick: " Whatta ya mean you dont know how to fly this Mutha Fucka...Its mutha fuckin lift versus rotation...no wonder you only got 1520 on ya SAT's"
Stupid Mutha fucka!!

His 3 "Sons" while stealing the helicopter...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Radio Birdman
SHRIMP'IN BOAT'S

Who give's a shit about shrimp'in boats.

"NOW HEAR THIS...Private Gump here is gonna be a shrimp boat captain...tell ya what Gilligan....the day you're a shrimp boat captain, thats the day I'm an astronaut! If you're ever a shrimp boat captain, I will be your first mate!

"Okay"...

[academic punk]

Hey, Carmine, let's see if you can guess this one:

"I ain't payin' you. I'm not payin' you...'cause this guy is a mook."

"Did you call me a mook? You can't call me a mook. What's a mook? You can't call me a mook."

[Warham]

"Something I never could stomach about Santa Carla, all the damn vampires!"

[Carmine]

Damn Bro...its 8:45 am....PM me, I've got another "Surprise" for ya...

[Carmine]

From Casino:

You took your shoes off....you put your feet on the table...you lazy, shit kickin, horse manuer smellin mother fucker...you fuck me up over there, I'll stick ya in a hole in the fuckin desert!!!

[academic punk]

"Shut up, we're trying to decipher my Iraqi ass-map."

Three Kings. One of my faves.

[Carmine]

Casino: So, I set this meeting up way out in the fuckin sticks...ya know the bosses back home wanted to send my kid brother Dominic out to Vegas.....the dollars....always the fuckin dollars.....(WHACK!!....nicky meet my louisville slugger...Dominic meet his cousin)

"The word was out....the bosses had had enough of Nicky..."

[moose]

If it's been posted already sorry.
Here goes.

Blondie(Clint Eastwood to Tuco, Eli Wallach in the Good. the Bad and the Ugly) There are two types of people in this world, those with a loaded gun and those who dig, now dig!

Fuckin Classic.

[Carmine]

From American Pie:

AGHHHHH! Jim, what are you doing? Dad.....uhhhhhhhhh....

"Hey, we'll just tell your mother we..we ate it all"



(The warm apple pie scene)

[Carmine]

61*- Whitey to Mantle

"hey slick, how come everytime you get drunk....it costs me money?

[Figs]

Airheads (1994)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chazz: Okay, lemme ask you a question: who's side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?

Chris Moore: What?

Marcus: What kind of question is that?

Chazz: Who's side did you take: Halen or Roth?

Chris Moore: ...Van Halen

Ian: HE'S A COP!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Figs
Airheads (1994)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chazz: Okay, lemme ask you a question: who's side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?

Chris Moore: What?

Marcus: What kind of question is that?

Chazz: Who's side did you take: Halen or Roth?

Chris Moore: ...Van Halen

Ian: HE'S A COP!

LMAO....that one is PRICELESS Figs......forgot that one!

[Carmine]

From Ace Ventura:

"Captains log stardate 2874 rounded to the nearest decimal point. WE traveled back in time...TO....save an ancient species from total annihilation...SO FAR no signs of aquatic life....IF I HAVE to tear this galaxy another black hole, I'm going to find it....I'VE GOT TO MISTER!

[academic punk]

"Let me teach you how to scratch your balls."

"My balls don't itch."

"ALL BALLS ITCH!!! IT'S A FACT!!!"

Anyone? Red Jelly Bean for the first to guess correctly.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
"Let me teach you how to scratch your balls."

"My balls don't itch."

"ALL BALLS ITCH!!! IT'S A FACT!!!"

Anyone? Red Jelly Bean for the first to guess correctly.

Sugar-free Red Jelly Bean???:rolleyes:

[Soul Reaper]

Naked Gun is full of classic quotes:

Jane Spencer: I've heard police work is dangerous.
Frank: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
Jane Spencer: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Frank: I used to have that problem.
Jane Spencer: What did you do about it?
Frank: I just think about baseball.

[Soul Reaper]

Frank: Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.

[Soul Reaper]

Jane Spencer: I wanted you to know, now, I've loved you since the first day I met you, and I'll never stop. I'm a very lucky woman.
Frank: So am I...

[Soul Reaper]

[offering a cigar]
Vincent Ludwig: Cuban?
Frank: No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.

[Soul Reaper]

Mayor: Armed robbery, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo... what the hell's got into you, Frank?

[Soul Reaper]

Airplane again

Young Boy with Coffee: I thought you might like some coffee.
[Sits beside a Little Girl who takes a cup]
Young Boy with Coffee: Sugar?
Little Girl: No thanks, I take it black, like my men.

[Carmine]

Its not personal Sonny....its strictly business.

[Soul Reaper]

Star Wars

Darth Vader: I have you now!

[Soul Reaper]

Governor Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Darth Vader: He is here.
Governor Tarkin: What makes you think so?
Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
Governor Tarkin: Surely he must be dead by now.
Darth Vader: Don't underestimate the Force.

[Soul Reaper]

Obi-Wan: That's no moon. It's a space station.

[Carmine]

Hey kid, cmere and learn something...ya never know, ya may have ta cook for 20 guys someday...see ya start out with a little bit of oil, then ya fry some garlic, toss in your tomatoes, your tomatoe paste, ya fry it up, make sure it doesnt stick...then you shove in all your sausage and meatballs....a little wine....a pinch a sugar....and thats my trick....

cut the crap will ya...I got more important things for you to do....Hows Paulie?

Paulie....wont see him no more.

[Soul Reaper]

Princess Leia: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by academic punk
"Let me teach you how to scratch your balls."

"My balls don't itch."

"ALL BALLS ITCH!!! IT'S A FACT!!!"

Anyone? Red Jelly Bean for the first to guess correctly.

Nothing??? No one?? Yes, carmine, sugar-free red jelly bean and everything...

[Soul Reaper]

Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[Soul Reaper]

C-3PO: We're doomed.

[Soul Reaper]

Darth Vader: The Force is strong with this one.

[Soul Reaper]

R2-D2 and Chewbacca are playing the holographic game aboard the Millennium Falcon]
Chewbacca: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh
C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Han Solo: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Chewbacca: Grrf.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
Nothing??? No one?? Yes, carmine, sugar-free red jelly bean and everything...

No clue...can I still get a jelly Bean?:(

[Soul Reaper]

Casablanca

Here's looking at you, kid.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
No clue...can I still get a jelly Bean?:(

eh...you're a good guy, what the hell, why not...

how about this one...
"Gentleman, there's no fighting in here! This is the War Room!"

I imagine FORD would be able to identify this beofre I even finished typing it...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
eh...you're a good guy, what the hell, why not...


Holy shit..AP...I found the Mother Load!!

www.chocoheaven.com/basket.html

scroll down a bit...


:D

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Holy shit..AP...I found the Mother Load!!

www.chocoheaven.com/basket.html


:D
EXCELLENT!!! HAHAHAHAH!!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
EXCELLENT!!! HAHAHAHAH!!

yeah...glad I got this too....

[fe_lung]

Originally posted by academic punk
Okay, I'll expand it...

"Honey, don't cook the steak too long. You cook it too long it's no good."

(moments later)

"You're cookin' it too long, already! Bring it over!"

"You want your steak?"

"BRING IT OVER!! IT'S LIKE A PIECE OF CHARCAOL ALREADY!!! BRING IT OVER!!!"

Uhhhh Raging Bull?

[academic punk]

Originally posted by fe_lung
Uhhhh Raging Bull?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hard rock]

what are these no wait man dont tell me i wanna be surprised.

cheech and chong- nice dreams

Hey man you aint a chick, i know man but i had to this to get a ride i almost froze my balls off last night, yeah i didnt think you had any or else i wouldnt have stoped.

Cheech and chong- up in smoke.

There are tons of them in their movies!!!

[Soul Reaper]

Sam: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.

[Soul Reaper]

Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...
Legolas: ...and you have my bow...
Gimli: ...and my axe.
Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done.

[Soul Reaper]

Gandalf: Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master!
Witch King: Do you not know death when you see it, old man? This is my hour!

[Soul Reaper]

Gollum: My precioussssssssss...

[stringfelowhawk]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach so you get what we have here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well he gets it. Now, I don't like it anymore than you men".

"Never go to the drive thru. They FUCK YOU at the drive thru. They know you're gonna be miles away before you realize you've been FUCKED! They know you're not gonna come all the way back when you realize you been FUCKED"!

"I'm funny how? You mean like a clown?"

"No, you're funny. You know? You're funny."

"No, No I don't know what you mean. I'm funny how? How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me?"



"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle "Dixie"?

"Harry, I don't wanna see anymore trouble like you had in the Filmore district last year".

"What do you mean?" "I shot a man for attempted rape."

"How did you determine attempted rape?"

"I see a naked man chasin a woman down an alley with a hardon and a butcher knife I don't figure he's out collecting for the Red Cross."

"Man has a point!"



"My mule don't like people laughing. See, he hears people laughing, he gets the idea they're laughing at him. So, if you'll just apologize, like I know you're gonna. I might be able to convince him you don't mean it".


"I don't deserve this. I was building a house."
"Deserve has nuthin to do with."

"ALRIGHT, I'M COMING OUT. NOBODY BETTER SHOOT. ANYBODY SUMBITCH . TAKES A SHOT AT ME. I'M GONNA KILL HIM. I'LL KILL HIS FAMILY AND ALL HIS FRIENDS. THEN I'LL BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!"

"YOU BETTER BURY NED RIGHT. BETTER NOT CUT UP NOR OTHERWISE HARM NO WHORES OR I'LL COME BACK AND KILL EVERYONE OF YOU SUNSABITCHES!"

"You just keep thinkin Butch, thats what you're good at."

Butch: "Damn, they got us cornered. They're gonna go for position and wait us out. They can surround us and pick us off. What else can they do?"

Butch: "No wait! I got it! We'll jump!"

Sundance: "What? Un UH!"

Butch: "Sure, we'll jump. They'll just have to go back down the way they came."

Sundance: "What makes you think they won't follow us?"

Butch: "Would you make that jump if you didn't have to?"

Sundance: "I have to and I'm not gonna!"

Butch: "Why? They're gonna kill us."

Sundance: "I don't care! I wanna fight! I just need one shot. Just one shot!"

Butch: "No Sundance, lets jump. We'll be ahead of um! Why won't you jump?"

Sundance: "I can't swim!"

Butch: "Hahahahaha, why you crazy. The fall'l probably kill ya!"

Butch and Sundance: "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"

These were some of my most favorite quotes. None are very recent but then all of these are timeless.

[scottydabodi]

"Mother-fucka..." -Ving Rhames just before Bruce Willis runs him down with his car...

[hard rock]

Hey man hows my driving. Hey i think were parked man.

cheech and chong- up in smoke

[Carmine]

Mick, you're not concentrating... 90% of baseball is half mental.


Yogi Berra in 61*

[Soul Reaper]

yipee-ki yay, mothafucka!

DIE HARD

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
yipee-ki yay, mothafucka!

DIE HARD

same movie-

" I negotiate billion dollar contracts for breakfast, I can handle this Euro trash."

[academic punk]

All right, Carmine, let's see if ya can guess this one...

"That you should see! What a 357 Magnum can do to a woman's pussy, that you should see!!"

[Soul Reaper]

[McClane tries to call up police]
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

[Soul Reaper]

FBI Agent Johnson: I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
[McClane tries to call up police]
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

"nothing wosre than a 1000 year old twinkie" What do they put in these things anyway"

partially hyrdogenated vegetable oil, poly sorbate 60, yellow dye #5, everything a growing boy needs"

[Soul Reaper]

Star Wars

Darth Vader: He will join us or die, my master.

[Soul Reaper]

Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader: No. I am your father.
Luke: No. That's not true. That's impossible.
Darth Vader: Search your feelings you know it to be true.
Luke: Nooooo. Nooooo.

[fe_lung]

Tell me, Jefe - would you say I have a <i>plethora</i> of pinatas?

[Soul Reaper]

Terminator

'I'll be back'

[Soul Reaper]

'Asta la vista, baby'

[academic punk]

Originally posted by academic punk
All right, Carmine, let's see if ya can guess this one...

"That you should see! What a 357 Magnum can do to a woman's pussy, that you should see!!"

Don't try to duck it, Rags. Every additional hint I've gotta give ya costs you another boot!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
Don't try to duck it, Rags. Every additional hint I've gotta give ya costs you another boot!

"what I want my words to do"

errr something like that.

[academic punk]

Nothing yet? Need another hint?

"Just give me a second to get my glasses on. Okay...they're on."

[Soul Reaper]

Monty Python and The Holy Grail. (one of the funniest films I've ever seen)

Knights of Camelot: [singing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot
[solo]
Knights of Camelot: I have to push the pram a lot.

[Soul Reaper]

God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.

[Soul Reaper]

God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

[Soul Reaper]

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: No, I'm not.

[Soul Reaper]

Black Knight: Have at you.
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look.
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

[Soul Reaper]

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well she turned me into a newt.
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ...I got better.
Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY.

[Soul Reaper]

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?

[Soul Reaper]

[the King gestures to the window]
King of Swamp Castle: One day, lad, all this will be yours.
Prince Herbert: What, the curtains?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
Nothing yet? Need another hint?

"Just give me a second to get my glasses on. Okay...they're on."

Taxi Driver:rolleyes:

[Soul Reaper]

Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege.
[trumpets]
King Arthur: Camelot.
Sir Galahad: Camelot.
Sir Lancelot: Camelot.
Patsy: It's only a model.
King Arthur: Shh.

[Soul Reaper]

Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Taxi Driver:rolleyes:

HITS IT OUT OF THE PARK ON ONE OF THE MOVIES MORE OBSCURE QUOTES!!! AS GRIMSDALE WOULD SAY, FOOKIN' ACE!!!

[academic punk]

So let's step it up a bit...

PAROLE APPLICANT: "I'm through with crime."

PAROLE BOARD MEMBER: "You're not just telling us what we want to hear, are you?"

PA"No sir, no way."

PB: "'Cause we just want to hear the truth."

PA: "Well....then...I guess I AM telling you what you want to hear..."

PB: "Son, didn't we just say not to do that?"

PA: "Yeah..."

PB: "Okay, then..."

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
HITS IT OUT OF THE PARK ON ONE OF THE MOVIES MORE OBSCURE QUOTES!!! AS GRIMSDALE WOULD SAY, FOOKIN' ACE!!!

:lookie:

[stringfelowhawk]

"10 years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angelus underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team!"

I know its not a movie but Maxim ran an article last year about the top 10 things every guy should know in order to impress a girl and reciting the entire opening monologue was on this list. That just rocked!

[fe_lung]

Originally posted by stringfelowhawk
I know its not a movie but Maxim ran an article last year about the top 10 things every guy should know in order to impress a girl and reciting the entire opening monologue was on this list. That just rocked!

A-Team was cool but it ain't no Fall Guy!

He's a stuntman AND a bounty hunter..... Best idea for a tv show ever!

[Carmine]

For Ap...Willy Wonka...

" how bout that lifetime supply of chocolate for Charlie?"
"He doesn't get it"
"What..."
"you broke the contract sir!"


"you stole Fizzy lifting drinks...you bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized....so you get nothing...good day Sir!

"Why, you're a cheat and swindler...build up a little boys dreams and then smash em to peices!!"

"I said GOOD DAY!!!"

"C'mon Charlie...Slugworth wants a Gobstopper...he'll get one!"

[academic punk]

Chester wants a Gobstopper too, from what I hear.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
Chester wants a Gobstopper too, from what I hear.

An Everlasting?

you can lick em and lick em and they never get any smaller!

[blonddgirl777]

"The Sopranos" (not a movie but an excellent series)...

When trying to get paiment from this Jew. (who won't pay eaven if threatend to be killed),
Tony sais to his Capos:
"Go get the balls cutters"

Just as if there was a tool/weapon that was designed specifically for this purpose...

OUCH!

The Jew. finally gave in and payed the $$...

:eek:

[RuzDNailz]

Originally posted by MAX
Gosh,


How about this from "Dumb and Dumber" when they take the wrong road, think they're in Colorado when they're in Kansas and notice there are no mountains.

"That John Denver is full of shit."

How about the scene where they are huddled around the fire?
Harry: I can't feel my fingers anymore Lloyd....th-they're numb!
Lloyd: Hmmph...why don't you take my extra gloves, my hands are getting sweaty.
Harry: Extra gloves! You had these pair of extra gloves with you the whole time!
Lloyd: Yeah, we're in the rockies. *rolls eyes*
Harry: I'm gonna kill you! That's right Lloyd I'm gonna kill you!
Lloyd: Come one Harry! You got that crazy look in your eye!

Or...
"I thought we were going to be together forever until she writes me a
John Dear note. She told me I never listened to her and stuff...she said other things I don't remember because I didn't pay attention to her."

[RuzDNailz]

How about Army Of Darkness?

Ash: Well, hellooo Mr. Fancy-pants! I got 2 words for you pal, you ain't leaving with 2 things; jack and shit!.......and jack left town!

Ash: Yo! She-bitch! Let's go!

Possessed Sheila: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Baby, you got REAL ugly fast!

Ash: Good, bad.....I'm the one with the gun!

Ash: Gimme some sugar baby!

Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave!
Demon customer: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Swallow this, bitch! *boom!*

[LadyTudor2711]

This one is from dolores Claiborne with Kathy Bates and Judy Parfitt.

As Delores is crying about her husband to her employer Vera Donovan, Vera tells her that:

" Sometimes and accident is an unhappy womans best friend, sometimes when their husbands are driving home from their mistresses house and their brakes suddenly fail.

They die, and leave their wives their money." Why, one is probably dying right now.." As she says this as a single glistening tear falls slowly down her face.... brilliantly acted scene.

Stephen King is a amazing writer...

Best,

LT

[Triumph]

[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]

Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ******s ain't my fucking business, that's why!

[Triumph]

[Ezekiel 25:17 among others]

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[buckshotjenkins]

500? (dollars)...must be a peach of a hand...

why ed bailey, you look like you're about ready to burst...

isn't that a daisy?


vanzilla stole mine right away! "yes very good, i'll have a bloody mary and a steak sandwich, and a...steak sandwich please."

THE BEST LINE FROM THE BEST MOVIE EVER!


"it shows." - captain ron

[RuzDNailz]

"it looks like a giant...jello mold."
"I HATE jello."
"Oh, come on! There's always room for jello."

Ghostbusters 2

[wrigleyvillbabe]

Hey Academic Punk,
I knew it was Raging Bull after the first quote you posted. My favorite lines from that are before Jake has to go to the fight and he is screwing around with his lady and then pours ice water down his shorts.
"Boo, Boo kisses"

and my all-time favorite

"Take off your panties" AHHHHHHHH...that gets me everytime.

I always rewind that part and play it over and over again. I have a boxer fantasy. If my man got TKOd in a fight and he came home all vulnerable I would kiss all his booboos and well, you can fill in the rest with your own filthy imaginations. I think fighters are so hot.
I NEED ME A LOVER AND A FIGHTER BABY!

[wrigleyvillbabe]

Bump to the top, I think this is a good thread

[CROWBAR]

Take off yer panties babe! :D

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by wrigleyvillbabe
Bump to the top, I think this is a good thread

:D

[ashstralia]

withnail, 'withnail & i' (richard e grant)

'i demand to have some booze!'

[academic punk]

Originally posted by wrigleyvillbabe
Hey Academic Punk,
I knew it was Raging Bull after the first quote you posted. My favorite lines from that are before Jake has to go to the fight and he is screwing around with his lady and then pours ice water down his shorts.
"Boo, Boo kisses"

and my all-time favorite

"Take off your panties" AHHHHHHHH...that gets me everytime.

I always rewind that part and play it over and over again. I have a boxer fantasy. If my man got TKOd in a fight and he came home all vulnerable I would kiss all his booboos and well, you can fill in the rest with your own filthy imaginations. I think fighters are so hot.
I NEED ME A LOVER AND A FIGHTER BABY!

SEE THAT, RAGU!!! SHE KNEW IT FROM THE FIRST LINE!!! WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU ON THIS ONE, HUH???

YU'RE A DISGRACE TO YOUR ETHNICITY!!! PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD BE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM EVER EATING PASTA AGAIN!!!

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by academic punk
PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD BE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM EVER EATING PASTA AGAIN!!!

is that even possible? :D

[eddieisking]

"Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"- Blazing Saddles

[Figs]

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http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx#list
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AFI's list.....


#
Quote
Movie
Year

1
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
GONE WITH THE WIND
1939

2
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
THE GODFATHER
1972

3
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
ON THE WATERFRONT
1954

4
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
THE WIZARD OF OZ
1939

5
Here's looking at you, kid.
CASABLANCA
1942

6
Go ahead, make my day.
SUDDEN IMPACT
1983

7
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
SUNSET BLVD.
1950

8
May the Force be with you.
STAR WARS
1977

9
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
ALL ABOUT EVE
1950

10
You talking to me?
TAXI DRIVER
1976

11
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
COOL HAND LUKE
1967

12
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
APOCALYPSE NOW
1979

13
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
LOVE STORY
1970

14
The stuff that dreams are made of.
THE MALTESE FALCON
1941

15
E.T. phone home.
E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
1982

16
They call me Mister Tibbs!
IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT
1967

17
Rosebud.
CITIZEN KANE
1941

18
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
WHITE HEAT
1949

19
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
NETWORK
1976

20
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
CASABLANCA
1942

21
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
1991

22
Bond. James Bond.
DR. NO
1962

23
There's no place like home.
THE WIZARD OF OZ
1939

24
I am big! It's the pictures that got small.
SUNSET BLVD.
1950

25
Show me the money!
JERRY MAGUIRE
1996

26
Why don't you come up sometime and see me?
SHE DONE HIM WRONG
1933

27
I'm walking here! I'm walking here!
MIDNIGHT COWBOY
1969

28
Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'
CASABLANCA
1942

29
You can't handle the truth!
A FEW GOOD MEN
1992

30
I want to be alone.
GRAND HOTEL
1932

31
After all, tomorrow is another day!
GONE WITH THE WIND
1939

32
Round up the usual suspects.
CASABLANCA
1942

33
I'll have what she's having.
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
1989

34
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT
1944

35
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
JAWS
1975

36
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!
THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE
1948

37
I'll be back.
THE TERMINATOR
1984

38
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
THE PRIDE OF THE YANKEES
1942

39
If you build it, he will come.
FIELD OF DREAMS
1989

40
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
FORREST GUMP
1994

41
We rob banks.
BONNIE AND CLYDE
1967

42
Plastics.
THE GRADUATE
1967

43
We'll always have Paris.
CASABLANCA
1942

44
I see dead people.
THE SIXTH SENSE
1999

45
Stella! Hey, Stella!
A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
1951

46
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
NOW, VOYAGER
1942

47
Shane. Shane. Come back!
SHANE
1953

48
Well, nobody's perfect.
SOME LIKE IT HOT
1959

49
It's alive! It's alive!
FRANKENSTEIN
1931

50
Houston, we have a problem.
APOLLO 13
1995

51
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
DIRTY HARRY
1971

52
You had me at "hello."
JERRY MAGUIRE
1996

53
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
ANIMAL CRACKERS
1930

54
There's no crying in baseball!
A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN
1992

55
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
ANNIE HALL
1977

56
A boy's best friend is his mother.
PSYCHO
1960

57
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
WALL STREET
1987

58
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
THE GODFATHER II
1974

59
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
GONE WITH THE WIND
1939

60
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!
SONS OF THE DESERT
1933

61
Say "hello" to my little friend!
SCARFACE
1983

62
What a dump.
BEYOND THE FOREST
1949

63
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
THE GRADUATE
1967

64
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
DR. STRANGELOVE
1964

65
Elementary, my dear Watson.
THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES
1929

66
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
PLANET OF THE APES
1968

67
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
CASABLANCA
1942

68
Here's Johnny!
THE SHINING
1980

69
They're here!
POLTERGEIST
1982

70
Is it safe?
MARATHON MAN
1976

71
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!
THE JAZZ SINGER
1927

72
No wire hangers, ever!
MOMMIE DEAREST
1981

73
Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
LITTLE CAESAR
1930

74
Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
CHINATOWN
1974

75
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
1951

76
Hasta la vista, baby.
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
1991

77
Soylent Green is people!
SOYLENT GREEN
1973

78
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
1968

79
Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

Rumack: I am serious…and don't call me Shirley.
AIRPLANE!
1980

80
Yo, Adrian!
ROCKY
1976

81
Hello, gorgeous.
FUNNY GIRL
1968

82
Toga! Toga!
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE
1978

83
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
DRACULA
1931

84
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
KING KONG
1933

85
My precious.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: TWO TOWERS
2002

86
Attica! Attica!
DOG DAY AFTERNOON
1975

87
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
42ND STREET
1933

88
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
ON GOLDEN POND
1981

89
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
KNUTE ROCKNE ALL AMERICAN
1940

90
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
GOLDFINGER
1964

91
Who's on first.
THE NAUGHTY NINETIES
1945

92
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
CADDYSHACK
1980

93
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
AUNTIE MAME
1958

94
I feel the need - the need for speed!
TOP GUN
1986

95
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
DEAD POETS SOCIETY
1989

96
Snap out of it!
MOONSTRUCK
1987

97
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
YANKEE DOODLE DANDY
1942

98
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
DIRTY DANCING
1987

99
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
WIZARD OF OZ, THE
1939

100
I'm king of the world!
TITANIC
1997

[Carmine]

Fig-Man, I knew you would bump this thread today after seeing this show last night.


CYA In WILMINGTON!

[Figs]

Ha! See you there!

[Matt White]

I usually hate shows that have a "list"....but this one was very Kewl & entertaining!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Figs
Ha! See you there!

BANG BANG!!:)

[Vinnie Velvet]

"Fuck Off!"

Very famous quote.

Probably used in a lot of movies. :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
"Fuck Off!"

Very famous quote.

Probably used in a lot of movies. :D


LMAO!

[franksters]

play it sam! can't remember the classic movie but sam is humphrey bogart...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by franksters
play it sam! can't remember the classic movie but sam is humphrey bogart...

No, No!
It's: "Play it AGAIN Sam"
in Casablanca...

[tjvhou812]

any of you nutz wanna play cards, or you gonna sit there and jerkoff

[tjvhou812]

what are you laughing at al
you have'nt got your dick grabbed for about to weeks