What Rothisms have you used in public???

[Stillwell]

Alright you didn't little army sluts, we know you're quote whores, but have you actually used Rothisms in public? Were you're friends stupefied, horrified, confused, elated, or just plain turned on?

I’ve used several Rothisms, but my most favorite instance was when some dude from college asked me what I did for a living, I responded:

"Actually, I'm the son of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial." He became very silent for 5 seconds and asked, "well, what are your ceremonial duties?" I went on a riff about squirrel sacrifices and sorority gang bangs. Next day, everyone in my class thought I was a Satanist!!!!

At that point, I gave Rothisms a rest for a while. There's a reason why Dave's genius isn't popular anymore. The minute we stopped using Aqua Net, the world got water on the brain.

[rustoffa]

Fairly recently, I agreed to help a friend move after work one evening.

There were like 4 others that also comitted.

When I arrived at the white-trash tenement, I quickly discovered that only one other fucker had shown, and went "Look at all the people here tonight!"

I'm sure alot of folks have busted that one out.

[fanofdave]

i had a co-worker who was a huge pain in the ass.
one day he was ranting and raving about his family
history to a bunch of us at lunch. he asked me about
my family history and i told him, there's only one thing
he needed to know about history:

"i may not go down in history, but i'll go down on your sister..."

everyone at the table starting busting up laughing; as for
mr. pain in the ass, he just sat there looking all pissed off.

[VHII]

haha, i used "i may not go down in history, but i'll go down on your sister..." with the exact same reactions


then i used "im gonna fuck your girlfriend" and that guy got super pissed, thanks Diamond Dave

and i like this topic!

[WOAHYEAH]

I like to toss down "Its the Honda principle baby, If two is good, four is better!" Regardless what the situation is. Its gotta be the BEST one out there

[Roguesgirl]

"Is everybody having a good time in here so far?"

"You delightful little slut"

[academic punk]

I've dericisvely said to a girl in a bar who was giving me attitude, "You're so sweet. I bet you just shit sugar."

This did not endear her to me any further, as you could imagine...

[Ally_Kat]

oh man, I'll random use some. The best part is when someone looks
and me and gives me that smile that they know where I got it from.

My faves to use are:

Look at all the people here tonight.

I'm feeling pretty fuckin' good myself tonight.

I feel like a shining example, but I'm not sure of what.

Don't stick that tongue out at me unless you plan on using it.

If you can't do it in a tshirt and jeans under a light bulb, you can't do it at all.

It doesn't matter if you win or lose; It's how good you looked.

And, of course, my ultimate favorite -- I’m kinda like Darth Vadar in the Star Wars sequel; you know you ain’t seen the last of me, and chances are I could be your father.

[Nickdfresh]

I almost got may ass kicked using the Rothims in my sig.

[ZamboniMan]

I've said "heeeeey man that suit is yoooooooou" plenty of times when I ran into friends at the club and shit.

[Kelly]

I have "This is much too important to take seriously" stuck on my computer at work.

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a big yacht so you tie up right next to it" I've used several times in conversations or presentations.

[Jamocha Joe]

Don't stick that tongue out at me unless you plan on using it.

I morph the one in my sig to fit the occasion when dealing with people who like to constantly interrupt.

I also like to tell people that Mr Rogers and I like them just the way they are. Works best on chronic complainers.

[Figs]

I've used, "I am a retired investor on a pension, and I wished to live there as a Jew in the twilight of my life."

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by ZamboniMan
I've said "heeeeey man that suit is yoooooooou" plenty of times when I ran into friends at the club and shit.

All the time.

You'll get some leg tonite for shoore...
Tell us how you dooooooo.

[academic punk]

I once mumbled to a girl who I picked up by serenading her with a karaoke "Just a Gigolo", "you reach down...between mah legs..."

she didn't get the reference. When I attempted to explain it, it only made the situation worse.