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Stillwell
04-13-2005, 05:57 PM
Do it now! We need to even up the babe/pig ratio post haste. When the Roth Army orgy comes, and it will, I don't want to be making love to a woman with Deli legs. Hey mamma, I ran out of cream cheese, here's a bagel, rub it against the cottage cheese on the back of your legs.
Panamark
04-14-2005, 03:15 AM
You think there's female Sammy fans here ??
Golden AWe
04-14-2005, 08:00 AM
You mean you don't want to bang Katydud?
Carmine
04-14-2005, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
You mean you don't want to bang Katydud?

No....but I'd HAMMER the Dump Mistresses!!

Espessially the one in Pink....Mudawwwn!
Rikk
04-14-2005, 11:29 AM
No fat Army chicks. (And no fat Dump Mistresses.)
Stillwell
04-14-2005, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
No fat Army chicks.

No, no, no, you are mistaken. This is the internet, it's a scientific fact that there are AT LEAST 20 fat people per website. 11 of which are horny fat women. 6 of which are 39 yr old fat men posing as 12 year old catholic school girls. 3 of which are obese Dutch house wives.
Rikk
04-14-2005, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by Stillwell
No, no, no, you are mistaken. This is the internet, it's a scientific fact that there are AT LEAST 20 fat people per website. 11 of which are horny fat women. 6 of which are 39 yr old fat men posing as 12 year old catholic school girls. 3 of which are obese Dutch house wives.

:D

I think you misread me. I was agreeing with you...we SHOULD ban all fat Army chicks...;)
Stillwell
04-14-2005, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
:D

I think you misread me. I was agreeing with you...we SHOULD ban all fat Army chicks...;)


Yes.... yes. An ally. Grab the pitch forks!
MAX
04-14-2005, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Stillwell
When the Roth Army orgy comes, and it will

I like your attitude cos I'm currently working on the screen/fore play for the Army's remake of "Caligula."

The Army women can cum audition for a role in my office beginning in five minutes. :cool: Ladies, as an incentive I'd like you all to know that I can write the entire alphabet with my tongue and it takes a looooong time. ;)

So please, cum double your pleasure and double your fun with MAXIMUS tongue. LOL!!!
Rikk
04-14-2005, 10:47 PM
...uh...anyway, back to talking about fat chicks...
MAX
04-15-2005, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by Rikk
...uh...anyway, back to talking about fat chicks...

Sorry to interrupt your train of thought there. :(

Good for you takin' one for the team cos fat chicks need lovin' just as much as the rest of us. :)
Dan
04-15-2005, 02:47 AM
I Love Fat chicks.
bueno bob
04-15-2005, 03:06 AM
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Stillwell
04-15-2005, 07:46 AM
Who's goin to the Walmart to buy the condoms?
Golden AWe
04-15-2005, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by MAX
I like your attitude cos I'm currently working on the screen/fore play for the Army's remake of "Caligula."

The Army women can cum audition for a role in my office beginning in five minutes. :cool: Ladies, as an incentive I'd like you all to know that I can write the entire alphabet with my tongue and it takes a looooong time. ;)

So please, cum double your pleasure and double your fun with MAXIMUS tongue. LOL!!!

HEY, i dont have the link now but search The Dump for the word "caligula"...I started a lusty thread about the grate movie some months ago...
Fabulous Shadow
04-15-2005, 05:51 PM
That said... Let's also ban all the beer gutted balding men on the site.
I think it should be a site requirment that EVERYONE must PROVE they are a perfect 10 before they can join. No hiding behind the monitor... SHOW YOUR FACE! oh, and your bod... :rolleyes:
Warham
04-15-2005, 06:53 PM
I have nothing to worry about.

I'm still not gonna post my pic. Gotta have some imagination.
MAX
04-15-2005, 06:59 PM
Shit,

I've only shared my pic with a select few and the poor bastards still have nightmares about it. :p
SweetSecrets
04-15-2005, 07:27 PM
What a funny thread.
Ally_Kat
04-15-2005, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by Stillwell
39 yr old fat men posing as 12 year old catholic school girls.

Well, my cover's blown :p :D

:hula:
Matt White
04-15-2005, 10:53 PM
No waifs either!

"Heroin chic" is SOOOO 90's.:)
Anonymous
04-16-2005, 12:26 AM
So, all in all, the Army should only be composed of beautiful people? That's so shallow... But anyways, since I AM grate, gorgeous, insanely handsome and beautiful, I don't care. :D

Cheers! :bottle:
MAX
04-16-2005, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
So, all in all, the Army should only be composed of beautiful people?


Ummmmmm...................

YES!!!
Anonymous
04-16-2005, 12:36 AM
Well, looks like we're gonna get rid of Katydid! Finally!!!

Oh, we'll keep Chester, don't worry MAX... :rofl:

Cheers! :bottle:
vanzilla
04-16-2005, 12:58 AM
This is stupid.
Dan
04-16-2005, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by MAX
Shit,

I've only shared my pic with a select few and the poor bastards still have nightmares about it. :p

I know Bro as I still sleep with my light on.
Matt White
04-16-2005, 01:06 AM
:D I ain't got a problem with "Womanly Hips"!!!:p
ashstralia
04-16-2005, 01:10 AM
aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggh!
Dan
04-16-2005, 01:17 AM
The only problem is how much flour do I have to use?
Panamark
04-16-2005, 02:12 AM
Seperate the folds until you smell shit, then go back one !
Stillwell
04-17-2005, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
That said... Let's also ban all the beer gutted balding men on the site.


Starting with Fab!
Stillwell
04-17-2005, 02:48 PM
I'm as hot as a pop tart cooked with a blow torch, so I gets to stay I say!
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04-20-2005, 01:59 AM
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GAR
04-27-2005, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by Panamark
Seperate the folds until you smell shit, then go back one !

ufff..