Well This is Fucked Up

[bueno bob]

So I got an e-mail from this dude I used to play with, and he's in need of a bassist this weekend for some private party or some shit out in Bumfuck Nowhere...but it's paying, so it's good news, right?

Apparently the folks throwing this party are looking for some rock and roll party nostalgia or something, had their own request list to give him.

Take a look at the set list he gave me:

Bad Motor Scooter
Dreams
I've Done Everything for You
Two Sides of Love
Best of Both Worlds
Never Give Up
In the Night
When it's Love
Your Love is Driving Me Crazy
One Way to Rock
Finish What Ya Started
Heartbeat
Trans Am
Poundcake
Red
I'll Fall in Love Again
Top of the World
Plain Jane
I Can't Drive 55
High Hopes
Mas Tequila
Three Lock Box
Space Station #5
Give to Live
Eagles Fly

You see a recurring theme, here?!?

The sad thing? I'm probably going to end up doing it because I need the money... :(

I'm so getting owned this weekend....sigh...

[bueno bob]

Oh shit, I'm in the wrong forum, HAHA!

Somebody move this to Non for me?

Sorry, my bad.

[DLR7884]

BOB--

Tell the guy you'll do it, but you MUST get all of those tunes changed.

Where the hell is the "show" at? A homo convention?

You need money badly? Handjobs for quarters....at least you'll keep your dignity.

DLR7884
:)

[academic punk]

Originally posted by DLR7884


Where the hell is the "show" at? A homo convention?


:)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! !

[DlocRoth]

"If you want love you got to give a little."

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ThrillsNSpills]

You could always change the lyrics and make insulting song parodies.

[Figs]

at least wear a Roth or Roth-era-VH shirt.....

[The Scatologist]

Now you know why his bassist bailed BWAAHAHAHAHAHA

[manwiththedogs]

Originally posted by bueno bob

Take a look at the set list he gave me:

Bad Motor Scooter
Dreams
I've Done Everything for You
Two Sides of Love
Best of Both Worlds
Never Give Up
In the Night
When it's Love
Your Love is Driving Me Crazy
One Way to Rock
Finish What Ya Started
Heartbeat
Trans Am
Poundcake
Red
I'll Fall in Love Again
Top of the World
Plain Jane
I Can't Drive 55
High Hopes
Mas Tequila
Three Lock Box
Space Station #5
Give to Live
Eagles Fly

You see a recurring theme, here?!?

The sad thing? I'm probably going to end up doing it because I need the money... :(

I'm so getting owned this weekend....sigh...
Ask yourself - Is it really worth it? Am I really that hard up? After all, money isn`t everything Bob:)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by manwiththedogs
Ask yourself - Is it really worth it? Am I really that hard up? After all, money isn`t everything Bob:)

No shit... :rolleyes:

I haven't commited, no worries :)

[Roguesgirl]

Please dress up in a Ronald McDonald or Red Teletubby costume.

I mean you might as well... :D

[Steve Savicki]

You folks hate Sammy THAT much?

[vanzilla]

Put on your fucking dress and swish around like a little girl while you play those tunes.

Seriously dude, WTF's up with the Hagar kick those guys are on?

[smaz]

Dude, you are not playing that shit. We'll give you the money if we have to.

[Samsonite]

You're going to have to listen to all those songs to learn them...that sucks...wow...

[nosuchluck]

it IS fucked up.
but then you're getting money just for playing E, E, E, E, E...

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
You folks hate Sammy THAT much?

No. Much more than THAT. :mad:

[Steve Savicki]

Am I going to see a text size increase?

[Hardrock69]

Well YES!!

That fucking Spamnable Klown....I wish he would just retire....

[Steve Savicki]

Clown eh? Then perhaps you can go ahead and explain the picture in link

http://www.livejournal.com/users/steve_savicki/70296.html

If you don't have a journal, just post anonymously and put your screen name in the subject field.

Steve - I don't even know why I wrote that entry; I must've been bored for some reason.

[Bill Lumbergh]

If you go through with this Bob, dont ever speak to me again. The Hardcore Roth fan handbook SPECIFICALLY states playing a NOTE of Van Hagar material is punishable by death. .........let your family starve before EVER playing that drivel.........Fuckin' A, some people............

[Nickdfresh]

If you do it, ake sure you fuck up the bass line! Wait a minute, SAMMY plays with MIKEY! You can't possibly fuck up the bass line any worse than it already is!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by bueno bob
So I got an e-mail from this dude I used to play with, and he's in need of a bassist this weekend for some private party or some shit out in Bumfuck Nowhere...but it's paying, so it's good news, right?

Apparently the folks throwing this party are looking for some rock and roll party nostalgia or something, had their own request list to give him.

Take a look at the set list he gave me:

Bad Motor Scooter
Dreams
I've Done Everything for You
Two Sides of Love
Best of Both Worlds
Never Give Up
Relax
When it's Love
Your Love is Driving Me Crazy
One Way to Rock
Finish What Ya Started
I want Your Sex!
Karma Camelion
Poundcake
Red
I'll Fall in Love Again
Top of the World
YMCA
I Can't Drive 55
Wake Me Up Before You GO GO
Mas Tequila
Three Lock Box
I'm Just a Sweet Transvestite
Give to Live
Eagles Fly
He Gave Me Head


You see a recurring theme, here?!?

The sad thing? I'm probably going to end up doing it because I need the money... :(

I'm so getting owned this weekend....sigh...

Maybe you can find a job that is slightly less demeaning...oh...like blowing johns on Sycamore Street with all the other teen gigalos!:D

[bueno bob]

All is well!

I told him I'd do it if I absolutely HAD to and he couldn't get anyone else, but luckily enough he found another sap to fill in and take it.

Rest easy, crew!!

Now, back to the pit.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Fag.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Fag.

;)

[Nitro Express]

Dude, just rob a bank if you need money. Hey, if you get caught, you get better health care in prison than you probably have now. I don't think you can take a long enough shower to clense yourself after playing Sammy songs.

[Panamark]

The job probably went to that three lock rock jerk !
I heard he played Bass.. He would have loved that gig !

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Panamark
The job probably went to that three lock rock jerk !
I heard he played Bass.. He would have loved that gig !

More than likely...lmao!