how do i get my "roth army" status up

[Dave's Bitch]

i been wonderin,how the hell do i get my "roth army" status up,like what have i gotta do or what not

[Warham]

Post.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Warham
Post.

...like a motherfucker... :D

[Matt White]

"how do i get my "roth army" status up?"

1.) Go out and by all 6 CLASSIC VAN HALEN cds.

2.) Listen to the 6-pack around the clock for two weeks.

3.) Buy a copy of CRAZY FROM THE HEAT from AMAZON.com, read in under 1 weeks time.

4.) Buy every DAVID LEE ROTH solo cd. Listen repeatedly.

The rest will take it's course naturally.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
i been wonderin,how the hell do i get my "roth army" status up,like what have i gotta do or what not

Your "sammy rules, DLR Sucks" tag line will go a long way here.

enjoy the sheep pen. they'll take good care of you.:cool:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
i been wonderin,how the hell do i get back stage to a sam hagar concert and get his little penis up,like what have i gotta do, do i grab sams weiner and offer myself to him or what not

[Thorman]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Matt White
[B] "how do i get my "roth army" status up?"

1.) Go out and by all 6 CLASSIC VAN HALEN cds.

2.) Listen to the 6-pack around the clock for two weeks.

3.) Buy a copy of CRAZY FROM THE HEAT from AMAZON.com, read in under 1 weeks time.

4.) Buy every DAVID LEE ROTH solo cd. Listen repeatedly.

1. Got them all.....im my cd changer as we speak
2. All Dave all the time
3. A awesome read...good insight...funny stuff
4. Did it...thought some were ok and others sucked....

[Shaun Ponsonby]

God, I'm so sickof sheep. I'm tired of posting the same arguments all the time.

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
i been wonderin,how the hell do i get my "roth army" status up,like what have i gotta do or what not

Take out your "Red Rocked Tampon".

Stop blowing Sammy.

Brush your teeth.

Stop by THE SHEEP PEN for daily affirmations.:)

[Dave's Bitch]

ok listen guy's,i decided to give DLR another chance and i gotta admit it,he is cool

[Shaun Ponsonby]

She realised that she didn't stand a chance here!

She's a smart one!

[Panamark]

Post Post Post !

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
i been wonderin,how the hell do i get my "roth army" status up,like what have i gotta do or what not

See David Lee Roth live fucknuts!!;)

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Thorman
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Matt White
[B] "how do i get my "roth army" status up?"

1. Got them all.....im my cd changer as we speak
2. All Dave all the time
3. A awesome read...good insight...funny stuff
4. Did it...thought some were ok and others sucked....

Quit polishin' Spam's.........."apple", and maybe you'll get some respect around here. AND meet some stellar people.

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
ok listen guy's,i decided to give DLR another chance and i gotta admit it,he is cool

Wow, you're easy bitch. Aren't you glad you came to your senses?:)

[Dave's Bitch]

Yea,Dimond dave forever

[WARF]

Give the girl a break.

She doesn't know what Classic Van Halen was like... she's only 15...

I'm sure after listening to Fair Warning, she will long forget about Sammy Hagar!!!

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by WARF
Give the girl a break.

She doesn't know what Classic Van Halen was like... she's only 15...

I'm sure after listening to Fair Warning, she will long forget about Sammy Hagar!!!

She's only 15?!??!! I SWEAR, OFFICER, SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18!!!:)

[Thorman]

Originally posted by Matt White
Quit polishin' Spam's.........."apple", and maybe you'll get some respect around here. AND meet some stellar people.


Originally posted by Matt White
Quit polishin' Spam's.........."apple", and maybe you'll get some respect around here. AND meet some stellar people.

Your a stoner...

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Thorman
Your a stoner...

And Y-O-U'R-E a dime tryin' to hold up a dollar. Your dog & pony show is startin' to radiate a familiar stench.

Mess with the bull......................................

[Dave's Bitch]

whats a stoner?

[BATMAN]

http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/Freak_Out.jpg

http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/Absolutely_Free.jpg

http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/Lumpy_Gravy.jpg

http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/We_re_Only_In_It_For_The_Money.jpg

http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/Cruising_With_Ruben_And_The_Jets.jpg

http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/Uncle_Meat.jpg

http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/Mothermania.jpg

http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/Hot_Rats.jpg

http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/Burnt_Weeny_Sandwich.jpg

http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/Burnt_Weeny_Sandwich.jpg

http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/Chunga_s_Revenge.jpg

http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/Fillmore_East_June_1971.jpg

http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/files/jpg/200_Motels.jpg

[VHdamaco]

god damn that batman is pretty annoying withthe zappa album covers... (nothing against frank himself, just almost every post this guy makes is the same damn thing, its irritating)

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
ok listen guy's,i decided to give DLR another chance and i gotta admit it,he is cool

someone has finally decided to run with us...

your trustworthyness is still in question however...

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
i been wonderin,how the hell do i get my "roth army" status up,like what have i gotta do or what not

becoming a dump mistress helps a lot.

moving to finland funland does you very good too.

[gnahh]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
ok listen guy's,i decided to give DLR another chance and i gotta admit it,he is cool

This dumb bitch pulled this same thing in a different thread yesterday. Maybe she wants to brag how a Sammy fan rose through the ranks of the Roth Army.

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
i been wonderin,how the hell do i get my "roth army" status up,like what have i gotta do or what not

A lot of people will tell you that you need to post to get your Roth Army status to raise. I'm here to tell you that this is complete BS, posting does not matter at all.


The only way I know of to raise your Roth Army status is to change your user name to "Dr. Love's Bitch".


That's the honest truth.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
A lot of people will tell you that you need to post to get your Roth Army status to raise. I'm here to tell you that this is complete BS, posting does not matter at all.


The only way I know of to raise your Roth Army status is to change your user name to "Dr. Love's Bitch".


That's the honest truth.

Maybe you should change yours to "Fifteen will get you Twenty Love!"

[Dr. Love]

eh?

Ah shit.

[Thorman]

When the Hammer falls down

[DLRDUDE]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
i been wonderin,how the hell do i get my "roth army" status up,like what have i gotta do or what not

You don't. No such thing here

[NATEDOG001976]

Fuck Sammy Hagar, his tequila tates like shit!

[gnahh]

Didn't realize Sammy's Bitch was only fifteen. Guess I'll hold off on calling her a dumb bitch for a little while longer.