Overrated Celebrity "Sex Symbols"

[MAX]

What is the big deal with so many of these people and what is the fixation? I'll start................

Julia Roberts.

I have yet to EVER hear one guy say she's hot. It's always women saying "Oh, she's sooooo pretty." Ummmmm ok, whatever. :rolleyes: NEXT!!!

Paris Hilton.

She has a weird face that only a drunk/druggie could love. After looking at her, there is proof that life exists elsewhere in our solar system. Also, I have to give her a huge thumbs down cos I've seen her porn. Talk about a "dead" fuck. :sleepy:

Nicole Kidman.

Another one I just don't get? She's just so "there" and I don't think she's that stellar of an actress either. Whatever floats people's collective boats I guess?

Britney Spears.

Gosh, do I really even need to go down this road? She has feet that are apparantly rancid enough to gag coach while she's eating a bag of ranch flavored pork rinds and drinking Hawaiian Punch in first class. How does that old line go? You can take the trash outta the trailer but you can't take the trailer outta the trash. Totally applies here.

Madonna.

P-I-G!!! Nuff' Said.

[Nickdfresh]

Jennifer Anniston = Plain Jane!
http://haiku.blogs.com/celebrity/images/anniston3-thumb.jpg

[Bill Lumbergh]

Max I couldnt agree with you more on ALL of those......here's another one.........Christina Applegate! WTF? Every guy on the planet acted like she was the hottest piece of tail ever......nothin' special IMO.........I would have nailed Peg before her.

[FORD]

Jessica Simpson.

And her even less talented sister.

[Panamark]

I agree with that whole post MAX. (Even on Aussie NIC) What about
that other famous Aussie, Elle Macpherson ??? She is a natural
beauty I reckon...

(They all have nothing on my Babe !)

Oh add Cher to that list, shes scary in a Madonna way...

[MAX]

Thanks Bill and I fully agree regarding Ms. Applegate. True story, where I lost her was when I read a certain interview with her during her twilight of "Married with Children" fame. They asked her what she did to relax. She replied that her most relaxing moment was reading a good book while taking a dump. I'm sorry but keep that to yourself woman!!! That's a mental image that I unfortunately cannot forget about her.

Ford, so true about the Simpsons. Ughhhhh.............

[MAX]

Originally posted by Panamark
What about that other famous Aussie, Elle Macpherson ??? She is a natural
beauty I reckon...

(They all have nothing on my Babe !)

Oh add Cher to that list, shes scary in a Madonna way...

Agreed on all three. :)

Mary is beyond beautiful, as is Elle and Cher is gross.

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

Jennifer Lopez.....cannot stand her in any way shape or form. There ain't nothing real about her at all. Talenless, not that pretty...WHY THE FUCK IS SHE FAMOUS?

[Coyote]

Originally posted by SoldMySoul4RnR
Jennifer Lopez.....cannot stand her in any way shape or form. There ain't nothing real about her at all. Talenless, not that pretty...WHY THE FUCK IS SHE FAMOUS?

'Cause she has an ass that's been named the most beautiful in the world? (And after how much "persuasion"?) I don't know. I don't really care. I'm too busy checkin' out the girls in my town to notice.

[MAX]

Hahahaha!!!

This has turned out to be funny cos I think both Jennifer Aniston and Jennofer Lopez are hot. I'd gladly let either one of them abuse the fuck out of me. lol.

[CROWBAR]

I'll bet! You just want my money Max! :D

[bueno bob]

I'd agree on all of them.

But I will say that Britney (prior to the pregnancy thing) had a tight body on her for a while.

Other than that, you can take all your Paris Hiltons, Nicole Ritchies, J. Lo's, Jennifer Anistons, Christinas Applegates, blah blah blah, etc etc that you see on a daily basis and toss 'em. Most of today's so-called "sex symbols" are just plastic assembly line silicon fed Barbie dolls.

Ain't NONE of them will ever have anything on Marilyn. :D

[DrMaddVibe]

Sarah Jessica "Muleface" Parker!

[CROWBAR]

WHAT?

YOU DON'T LOVE ME??

[stilleddiesangel]

Brad Pitt... doesn't do a damn thing for me.. cant see what the fuss is about.. Now Colin Farrell really does it for me!!! :D

[Grant]

Jennifer Love Hewitt...I just don't get it, I've heard guys older than me having a mental wank over her.

Katie Holmes...she's cute, but just too much hype about her.

[vanzilla]

I'll never understand the fascination with Ann Coulter.

But I think it's only Big Bad Brian that's pulling his pud to her image.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by vanzilla
I'll never understand the fascination with Ann Coulter.

But I think it's only Big Bad Brian that's pulling his pud to her image.

I dunno...she's kind of attractive, in that "I'm actually an anorexic man with a Barbara Streisand fixation" kind of way.

[aesop]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Sarah Jessica "Muleface" Parker!

AMEN!!! I was hoping someone would point her out... Her face could scare EVH into sobriety... well, almost.

The secret is...Men DON'T find these women attractive...Women think they're attractive... Think about it, and you'll get it...

[MAX]

L-O-L-A!!!


http://www.allhatnocattle.net/ann%20coulter%20scary1.jpg

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
L-O-L-A!!!


http://www.allhatnocattle.net/ann%20coulter%20scary1.jpg



AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JESUS'S TESTICLES!!! DON'T DO THAT!!!

[MAX]

L-O-L-A!!!

I should post it again in the original thread. Hee hee!!!

[academic punk]

NO, YOU SHOULDN'T. YOU REALLY, REALLY SHOULDN'T.


PLEASE!!!!

[Katydid]

John Travolta, is ugly and never sexy to me.

George Clooney and Charley Sheen are bad boy exciting, but look too much like my sons.

I like Andy Garcia's looks and the way he dresses. Maybe because I dated a guy for a long time who looked and dressed like that.

http://www.konary.com/andy/

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
NO, YOU SHOULDN'T. YOU REALLY, REALLY SHOULDN'T.


PLEASE!!!!


Too late. :D

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
Too late. :D


You bitch.

[BOMBER]

Originally posted by Panamark
I agree with that whole post MAX. (Even on Aussie NIC) What about
that other famous Aussie, Elle Macpherson ??? She is a natural
beauty I reckon...

(They all have nothing on my Babe !)

Oh add Cher to that list, shes scary in a Madonna way...
Elle used to be great but she is getting on a bit.
Megan Gale is the new queen of Australian supermodels,she's awesome.
Nicole isn't the hottest looking actress in the bigtime but I still think she's a good actress.

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by Katydid
John Travolta, is ugly and never sexy to me.

George Clooney and Charley Sheen are bad boy exciting, but look too much like my sons.

I like Andy Garcia's looks and the way he dresses. Maybe because I dated a guy for a long time who looked and dressed like that.

http://www.konary.com/andy/

who the fuck cares what you think?

[VHdamaco]

even though this is about overrated sex symbols, heres one who i believe has stood the test of time...

http://www.theweeklynews.org/newsarchive/010726/Arthur_Bea_acrtess_2001.jpg

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by MAX
Thanks Bill and I fully agree regarding Ms. Applegate. True story, where I lost her was when I read a certain interview with her during her twilight of "Married with Children" fame. They asked her what she did to relax. She replied that her most relaxing moment was reading a good book while taking a dump. I'm sorry but keep that to yourself woman!!! That's a mental image that I unfortunately cannot forget about her.

Ford, so true about the Simpsons. Ughhhhh.............

What's the problem about reading a good book while taking a dump? I do that all the time! That's EXACTLY what I do to relax. In fact, Christina Applegate didn't use to do anything for me. But now, she does.

I can already imagine... me and Christina, happily married, taking a dump and reading a good book, next to each other, holding our hands... ahhh... Isn't love grand?

Oh, by the way... the worst part about this... I'm NOT joking.
Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
even though this is about overrated sex symbols, heres one who i believe has stood the test of time...

Bea Artur? Yeah, I'd do her. Twice.

I got naked photos of her. Anyone interested? :D

Ok, NOW I'm joking. (After the last post, I felt I needed to leave this perfectly clear.)

Cheers! :bottle:

[Jamocha Joe]

Cameron Diaz. There's nothing about Mary.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Jamocha Joe
Cameron Diaz. There's nothing about Mary.
I agree, Howard Stern claimed that one of his friends (an unnamed cecelebrity) was hit on by Diaz in a bar and he turned her down because he told Howard that she looked semi-hideous in person.

[academic punk]

Cameron is FUCKING gorgeous! I've seen her around town, and no mistake, she is RADIANT.

But good that you don't see it. More for me.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
What's the problem about reading a good book while taking a dump? I do that all the time! That's EXACTLY what I do to relax. In fact, Christina Applegate didn't use to do anything for me. But now, she does.

I can already imagine... me and Christina, happily married, taking a dump and reading a good book, next to each other, holding our hands... ahhh... Isn't love grand?

Oh, by the way... the worst part about this... I'm NOT joking.
Cheers! :bottle:

Well, that reminds me of that picture of Sammy and Mike sitting on the shitters and sharing toilet paper.

[vanzilla]

I never understood the fascination with Kirsten Dunst. I just can't get past her whole Interview With A Vampire thing. She's too homey for me.

[Golden AWe]

i agree with most of your views here...but Elle Mcpherson?

Mmmmm...i luv her...uhm, you know, she's tall!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

I thought Elle was hot as fuck about a decade or so ago........In hindsight, I would rate her a 6 out of 10. With me in drag being a 10 of course!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Bea Artur? Yeah, I'd do her. Twice.

I got naked photos of her. Anyone interested? :D

Ok, NOW I'm joking. (After the last post, I felt I needed to leave this perfectly clear.)

Cheers! :bottle:

http://beanaked.jinwicked.com/images/bigpantiesbea.jpg http://beanaked.jinwicked.com/images/bedbea.jpg

[vanzilla]

I never understood the fascination with Bill in drag. I mean, don't get me wrong - back in the day maybe he turned some heads. But recently, he's just fugly.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
i agree with most of your views here...but Elle Mcpherson?

Mmmmm...i luv her...uhm, you know, she's tall!!!


I'd fuck her so hard that she wouldn't be able to walk. lol.

[Rikk]

I've never understood the fascination with beloved Canadian singer Rita McNeil.

http://www.ritamacneil.com/bio2.jpg

[Rikk]

I must say that I've always understood that my dick would explode if it entered an area of three metres from this woman...

http://wonder-woman.fanspace.com/images/linda_carter.gif

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by vanzilla
I never understood the fascination with Bill in drag. I mean, don't get me wrong - back in the day maybe he turned some heads. But recently, he's just fugly.

Yeah, I guess I hit the wall...........I only wish I could have been as beautiful as LMS in her heyday..........that would have been something, eh?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
I've never understood the fascination with beloved Canadian singer Rita McNeil.

http://www.ritamacneil.com/bio2.jpg


I bet she could suck the tires off a monster truck!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Rikk
http://beanaked.jinwicked.com/images/bigpantiesbea.jpg http://beanaked.jinwicked.com/images/bedbea.jpg

Goddammit, she's hotter than I thought! Grate find, bro!

You know, if she actually had that body... I WOULD do her. ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Yeah, I guess I hit the wall...........I only wish I could have been as beautiful as LMS in her heyday..........that would have been something, eh?

Indeed. Few women hit such heights (or weights).

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=449770

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
You know, if she actually had that body... I WOULD do her. ;)

DUDE, don't you remember her voice? It would be like hearing a gravelly walkie talkie conversation emanating from your left ear with every thrust into that admittedly fresh body.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Rikk
I must say that I've always understood that my dick would explode if it entered an area of three metres from this woman...

http://wonder-woman.fanspace.com/images/linda_carter.gif

Any pictures of her completely in the buff?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Bill Lumbergh]

Damn, I 'd love to give her some "milk" to go with that mustache!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Any pictures of her completely in the buff?

Cheers! :bottle:

Apparently, there are. But I've never seen them. If I had, I would never be posting or doing anything else ever again because I would masturbate until my dying moment.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Rikk
DUDE, don't you remember her voice? It would be like hearing a gravelly walkie talkie conversation emanating from your left ear with every thrust into that admittedly fresh body.

Ever heard of ball gags? ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

[Bill Lumbergh]

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[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Damn, I 'd love to give her some "milk" to go with that mustache!

She is so fucking beautiful. I'm so hard right now that I need to soothe my cock to a lower level by thinking of Linda Carter again.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Did you ever see that Glamour shot Fab posted once of LMS?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Did you ever see that Glamour shot Fab posted once of LMS?

Yes. It was sort of like Angela Lansbury in 1985 instead of 1995.

[bueno bob]

Ouch! :)

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
even though this is about overrated sex symbols, heres one who i believe has stood the test of time...

http://www.theweeklynews.org/newsarchive/010726/Arthur_Bea_acrtess_2001.jpg



Great!

Now my testicles and cock have shrunk up into my body cavity.


Did you HAVE to put that pic up there?!?

For the love of jive!

[flappo]

Originally posted by Katydid
John Travolta, is ugly and never sexy to me.

George Clooney and Charley Sheen are bad boy exciting, but look too much like my sons.

I like Andy Garcia's looks and the way he dresses. Maybe because I dated a guy for a long time who looked and dressed like that.

http://www.konary.com/andy/

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST HERE AGAIN , CUNT

[flappo]

well , i guess those guys are really gonna feel losers for missing out on a hot date like you

the last date you had was with your left hand

asswipe

[Katydid]

Originally posted by flappo
well , i guess those guys are really gonna feel losers for missing out on a hot date like you

the last date you had was with your left hand

asswipe

I THINK FLAPPO'S POPULARITY IS WAY OVERRATED. WORD IS THEY GAVE ALL THE TROUBLEMAKERS JOBS AS MODS TO KEEP THEM OCCUPIED AND OUT OF TROUBLE...

WELL, LOOKS LIKE IT HASN'T WORKED.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Katy Daniels Roth has HUGE tits.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Katydid
I THINK FLAPPO'S POPULARITY IS WAY OVERRATED. WORD IS THEY GAVE ALL THE TROUBLEMAKERS JOBS AS MODS TO KEEP THEM OCCUPIED AND OUT OF TROUBLE...

WELL, LOOKS LIKE IT HASN'T WORKED.

You just hate FLAPPO because he's wiped your face in your own shit so many times.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Katydid
I THINK FLAPPO'S POPULARITY IS WAY OVERRATED. WORD IS THEY GAVE ALL THE TROUBLEMAKERS JOBS AS MODS TO KEEP THEM OCCUPIED AND OUT OF TROUBLE...



THE WORD IS WRONG.

THOSE GUYS ARE TWO OF THE BEST POSTERS ON THE SITE. THEY EARNED THE JOBS TOTALLY ON THEIR MERITS.

PRAISE THE LORD !

[Golden AWe]

HALLELUJAH!!!

PRAISE THE LARD!!!

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by MAX


Julia Roberts.

Paris Hilton.

Nicole Kidman.

Britney Spears.

Madonna.


Julia Roberts - I've never found her attractive but she's the best damn actress there is.

Paris Hilton - Gives good head.

Nicole Kidman - I like her better as a blonde than a redhead. But, nothing special.

Britney Spears - I'd fuck her six ways from Sunday.

Madonna - Didn't do nothing for me in 1985 and the same applies in 2005.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Julia Roberts - I've never found her attractive but she's the best damn actress there is.

Paris Hilton - Gives good head.

Nicole Kidman - I like her better as a blonde than a redhead. But, nothing special.

Britney Spears - I'd fuck her six ways from Sunday.

Madonna - Didn't do nothing for me in 1985 and the same applies in 2005.

i agree, except for julia roberts...i think she's way overrated...there's plenty of better european actresses...

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Julia Roberts - I've never found her attractive but she's the best damn actress there is.

Paris Hilton - Gives good head.

Nicole Kidman - I like her better as a blonde than a redhead. But, nothing special.

Britney Spears - I'd fuck her six ways from Sunday.

Madonna - Didn't do nothing for me in 1985 and the same applies in 2005.

agree...especially on hilton giving head...boring fuck but she blows like a porn actress...

[Terry]

Half of the celebrities that got famous, say, post-1990, I have no idea as to why they are so popular. And with the talent pool that's entered the spotlight in the last decade....

Paris Hilton - am definitely missing something here. No idea as to why
this girl is popular. Can't act. Can't sing. Looks like she's
strung out on roofers. Is rich by way of her parents. Is
having an inheritance somehow an example of her hav-
ing done something worthy of fame?

Julia Roberts - Never understood why people think she's attractive.
No accounting for personal taste, but whatever. Didn't
understand it when Pretty Woman was the #1 movie
in America, don't understand it today.

Nicole Kidman - I'm sorry, but she's way too thin. Being able to see
her skeletal system through her evening gowns is not
a plus in my book. Not saying I like 'em fat, either.

The list goes on and on (Ashton Kusher, Tara Reid, Lindsey Lohan); a certain amount of talent beyond having a cute face (which has more to do with genetics, or should......though with all the plastic surgery these days DNA is probably playing less of a role than before) should be required from our "celebrities".

Am just tired of actors and actresses who can't act, singers who can't sing well in the STUDIO, never mind live (JLo and Ashley spring to mind)

Probably the most overrated of all time is Madonna. And for me it's more the way her popularity has pretty much never waned over the years that's utterly mystifying to me; can't sing, can't act, can't dance. There has to be more to fame than showing your booty. At least I hope there is, even though I know I'm wrong.

[tobinentinc]

I'll add:

Hilary Duff - i'm 18 and she's right at my target area, i find nothing special about her. In fact she sucks at everything.

The Olsen Twins - Never thought they were worth the fuss that everybody gave them.

[blonddgirl777]

And what's up with the whole Vin Diesel thing???
5 feet 2", parrot nose... that's probably why we don't see him anymore!!!

[blonddgirl777]

Anna Nicole Smith...???
From bombshell to blimp!!!

How could the beautiful girl that she was, let go in such disgrace?

[6 is 9]

I know I'll get slaughtered for this but Johnny Depp. Every woman I know wants him. I do not get it at all.

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by 6 is 9
I know I'll get slaughtered for this but Johnny Depp. Every woman I know wants him. I do not get it at all.

Johnny Depp is flawless, IMO.

He has those classic, timeless good looks. He could be from any time or any place.

His facial features are damn near perfect. He has an incredible smile, soft eyes, beautiful hair and a decent body.

Whats not to want??? Whats not to get?

I just wish he'd stay clean shaven. I love the long hair, but not too wild about the facial hair. Drives me nuts when good-looking men cover their face with hair. :mad:

http://libreria.edijardin.com/images/jdepp.jpg

[6 is 9]

Roguesgirl

You proved my point coming from a woman. However, Johnny Depp just doesn't seem like a guy one would watch a fight with or hang at the bar. He's just not a dude.

[superdave]

Pam Anderson, Madonna, Tori Spelling (the human 'fish')

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by 6 is 9
Roguesgirl

You proved my point coming from a woman. However, Johnny Depp just doesn't seem like a guy one would watch a fight with or hang at the bar. He's just not a dude.

Ever been to his little bar in LA?

The Viper Room kicks ass. :cool:

(not that he hangs there often ...but, its a cool place.)

[blonddgirl777]

If there is a face for God... it is Johny Depp himself...
The man is the sexiest thing alive!!!

Next, comes Ashton Kutcher...

Brad Pitt is a girl!!!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by superdave
Pam Anderson, Madonna, Tori Spelling (the human 'fish')

Pam Anderson:
Wayyy too fake (face and body), she looks like the full on birthday cake, short legged, and only got famous for her guts to implant 2DD's... Now every blond in Hollywood has them!

Madona:
I bought her book "Sex' in 1993 and let me tell you that she has a perfect body. At her age, after 2 kids, i would be proud to look like her. She is the synonimous of Dave. (in female).

Tori Spelling:
Yes... the human fish (or frog)...

[eddieisking]

Originally posted by 6 is 9
I know I'll get slaughtered for this but Johnny Depp. Every woman I know wants him. I do not get it at all.


WHAT??????????????????
THE????????????????????
FUCK???????????????????

He's PERFECT!!!

[eddieisking]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
If there is a face for God... it is Johny Depp himself...
The man is the sexiest thing alive!!!

Brad Pitt is a girl!!!

RIGHT-ON, blonddgirl777!!

And I gotta say, I use to LOVE Brad Pitt.... keyword:use to...
until I found out, that he's hygenically challenged (don't shower very often)
broke up with Gweneth Paltrow because she refused to "service him orally":blow2:
and he has herpes...a DEFINATE turn-off...
It's no wonder Jennifer left him...

[blonddgirl777]

They should clone Johnny Depp...

[eddieisking]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
They should clone Johnny Depp...

about 50,000 times!!!:D

[blonddgirl777]

Send a couple in Montreal, Canada... he already speaks french!

[eddieisking]

Originally posted by eddieisking
RIGHT-ON, blonddgirl777!!

And I gotta say, I use to LOVE Brad Pitt.... keyword:use to...
until I found out, that he's hygenically challenged (don't shower very often)
broke up with Gweneth Paltrow because she refused to "service him orally":blow2:
and he has herpes...a DEFINATE turn-off...
It's no wonder Jennifer left him...

For further celeb gossip, go to
www.thehollywoodalist.com

[eddieisking]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Send a couple in Montreal, Canada... he already speaks french!

as long as I get to keep one, I don't care where the rest go!!!:D

[blonddgirl777]

Ha what the fuck... this is like a good pair of heels... every girl should have one!!!

[Nitro Express]

Johnny Depp strikes me as a true artist. As huge of an actor as he's become, I hear it hasn't swelled his head. For Johnny Depp acting still is number one over the rest of the celebrity bullshit. He seems intresting. The girls find him sexy but as a guy, I think it would be cool to smoke some cigars, drink some congnac and shoot the shit with Johnny. He seems interesting.

I can remember when Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt made the ladies wet. Johnny Depp is more worthy of the ladies affection.

As far as Brad Pitt is concerned, poor hygiene is usually a sign of increased drug use.

[6 is 9]

I knew I'd strike a nerve with the women regarding Johnny Depp. I still don't get it but whatever. I could see myself playing golf and having a beer with Pitt but just not Depp. Sorry gals.

[Golden AWe]

Plus Johnny Depp has acted in a couple of finnish movies too...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Plus Johnny Depp has acted in a couple of finnish movies too...

Who cares...
He could have the talent of a soap opera "actor" and we's still adore him!!!
:D