Mod Jesterstar!!!

[Rikk]

It's time to mod JEST. You know this to be true. He owns so much and asks so little. Grab it like you've never grabbed it before!!

<marquee direction=left>MOD JESTERSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!</marquee>

http://www.mugshots.org/hollywood/pee-wee-herman.jpg

[Warham]

I'll know I'll never want again...

[academic punk]

Why stop at "Mod"? I say let's make him "God"!!

[Warham]

Not just moderator. Goderator.

:D

[academic punk]

Wait...is this a poll asking if Dizzy Jizzy should be "modded" or "molded"?

He does look like he'd smell pretty...you know....moldy...

[academic punk]

Or wait...

Did you mean to type "Mod Jesterstar" as a poll to us at the Roth Army community, or did you mean to type "Mop, Jesterstar!!!" as a demand to him and the sad force that he now and forever will play in the workforce..?

(these janitorial duties would also account for the moldy odor, y'know)

[Dr. Love]

104 votes for Jesterstar is a Jackass.


That's amazing, and incredibly accurate.

[DLR7884]

WOW!

DLR7884
Who hasn't voted in this thing?

[Rikk]

Hey, I resent the JESTERSTAR IS A JACKASS thing being added to my poll. This was supposed to cover all the obvious choices...not an unrealistic choice such as that one.

[Jesterstar]

Wow I have never owned a board so fucking badly. THis is incredible.

I can't wait to ban all those fucks that voted against me.

[academic punk]

Were you actualy gay enough to actually vote for yourself in this poll that was obviously intended as a joke at your expense????!??

Holy shit, dude, you are the patron fuckin' saint of patheticness....

[Jesterstar]

That's one Vote closer to me getting the Mod Job.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
That's one Vote closer to me getting the Mod Job.

Indeed! It will be a great day, master!

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by academic punk
Why stop at "Mod"? I say let's make him "God"!!

I thinketh not! :mad:

[Nickdfresh]

I voted Jesterstar should be Mod, I have found that it is fun to fuck with Mods!:)

And he has possibly the gayest avatar I have ever seen any human use on a message board:

http://hitchworld1969.com/circleJERK/avatars/jesterstar.gif

[GAR]

That Avatar is to much. He's a total fag. There I said it.

[6 is 9]

Does this Jesterstar like David Lee Roth or is he just another member like the katydid church lady that I read most members complain about?

[GAR]

Jester is a CVH fan totally. I know him personally. We talk on the phone. Can we unedit this poll so that we can get a real gauge for the wants of the people.

[Dr. Love]

even if you assume a fake 100 votes, it'd still be 13 - 6 in favor of his jackassism.

[Warham]

Originally posted by GAR
Jester is a CVH fan totally. I know him personally. We talk on the phone. Can we unedit this poll so that we can get a real gauge for the wants of the people.

You know what the wants of the people here are.

[academic punk]

And aside from Jester's own vote for himself, and all the votes that were cast in his favor IN IRONY, that leaves him with a big 2 votes going for him.

[Rikk]

Hey, I started this poll. I was one of those votes. And I am so great. So he should be modded!:D

[Carmine]

LONG LIVE SYRACUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOD JESTER!! NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

[GAR]

I say have him mod the main.

[Rikk]

C'mon people! 5 votes is all you can do??? MORE! MORE!!! Give the guy a break and mod him. It's fucking inevitable. And you know it.

[Steve Savicki]

He has my permission to mod hitch's forum assuming Jester still mods hitch's official site.

Been awhile since I've been over there...

[6 is 9]

Originally posted by GAR
I say have him mod the main.

forgive me but shouldn't the main David Lee-Van Halen forum be moderated by members with extensive knowledge and a passion for David Lee Roth and his tenure in Van Halen? no offense to Jesterstar or to you GAR but from what I've observed Jesterstar only engages in arguments with other Rotharmy soldiers. thanks...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by GAR
I say have him mod the main.

Sure, and Katydid can Mod the Non!;)

[flappo]

fuck no !!!!!

:D

[Dan]

The only thing Jizz would Mod is The David Lee Roth mailRoom.

[Warham]

Mod the Main?

I've got to restrain myself from excessive laughter here.

[Jesterstar]

Try and restrain yourself from being a Fag. Gar Showed me the shit you talked about me. Your going to get owned bitch.

[POJO_Risin]

A friend once said, if you have a beer in the morning, some wine in the afternoon...a fifth of Whiskey for dinner...and a case after that...for a snack...

you'll be damn thirsty in the morning...

words to live by...

[Warham]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Try and restrain yourself from being a Fag. Gar Showed me the shit you talked about me. Your going to get owned bitch.

Oh, shut the fuck up you pussy.

GAR probably showed you plenty more than that, I bet.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
A friend once said, if you have a beer in the morning, some wine in the afternoon...a fifth of Whiskey for dinner...and a case after that...for a snack...

you'll be damn thirsty in the morning...

words to live by...

And possibly comatose!

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Warham
Oh, shut the fuck up you pussy.

GAR probably showed you plenty more than that, I bet.

Oh he did. Your getting owned. Pussy can't say shit to my face.

[Warham]

That's right, cause you've never had your face in a pussy.

[Jesterstar]

Actually I was licking one last night. And it wasn't attached to JEsus.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Actually I was licking one huge cock last night.it wasn't that bad after it had been up my Ass. .

[Rikk]

This bickering is getting us nowhere. The real issue is when we should mod JESTERSTAR: today or tomorrow morning.

[Dr. Love]

Not going to happen.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Not going to happen.

It's going to happen if we all work together and put our minds to it!:)

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Rikk
It's going to happen if we all work together and put our minds to it!:)

You've obviously lost your's :cool:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Try and restrain yourself from being a Fag. Gar Showed me the shit you talked about me. Your going to get owned bitch.

How old are you?

Does Gar ply you with Jesus Juice when you "sleep over" ?

Tickle games?

[academic punk]

Jizzy -

You're ability to continuously exceed your previous depths of idiocy never fail to amaze.

You're the Nicole Ritchie of the Army, bitch.

[6 is 9]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Actually I was licking one last night. And it wasn't attached to JEsus.

Jesterstar I do not think the members here are impressed and no normal man would brag about certain escapades on a fansite in such a manner. that is unless I am wrong and you are bragging about kissing your landlords cat which from your posts seems like a normalcy.

[POJO_Risin]

There was once this cat...he walked across the street at night...he got hit by a truck...

street pizza...

words to live by...

[academic punk]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
There was once this cat...he walked across the street at night...he got hit by a truck...

street pizza...

words to live by...


Word, man. Word.

[Rikk]

Gotta take the good with the bad. In this world there are zingers and floaters. Don't ask for too much or you'll get too little and then you won't have a sandbox to play in come the next day.

[POJO_Risin]

Words to Live by...

by POJO....

Risin

I was once told by an old man that there is one sure sign that your life is going to change for the worse...

He said, "Damn it you bastard, if it hurts when you piss, shit goin' to change for the worse..."

I decided right then, that I would live by the motto, "GOTO THE DOCTOR IF IT HURTS WHEN YOU PISS!"

I hope you all have learned from this...

Roth on...

[POJO_Risin]

One last time...

Words to Live by...

by POJO...

Risin

I was sitting at the bar one night...and this really hot chick sits down next to me...all pissed off...she looks my way and says, "Bob, You fucking son of a bitch...you gave me the clap..."

I looked her dead straight in the eye, and started clapping...

Have a nice night...

leave your tips in the jar...

Roth on...

[Rikk]

Some say the way to a chick's heart is to fill her wallet with cash. But the best way to knock her socks off is to lay her down. She won't thank you in the morning, but she'll always take Paris. There are times people wish something bad were good. But in the end, you're always fucked.

[Jesterstar]

Where the fuck is my fucking MODSHIP BITCHES!!!!!!!!

I've got a list of people I need banned.

Actually I'm just going to Ban Warham and then let him back in and then ban him again. Probably do that a thousand times untill his brain fry's.

[Seshmeister]

You got up quite early to go to the benifits office?

ReOwned!

[Jesterstar]

If by Benifits office you mean.........My Job where i work and am boss. Then your right you owned Loser.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
If by Benifits office you mean.........My Job where i work and am boss. Then your right you owned Loser.

You're OWNED!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
If by Benifits office you mean.........My Job where i work and am boss. Then your right you owned Loser.


Being boss of a fucking mailroom is nothing to brag about....

You are the boss of nothing when mommy and daddy pay for the gas you put in your Ford Escort.

DLR7884
You are a loser, boy.

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
If by Benifits office you mean.........My Job where i work and am boss. Then your right you owned Loser.

ROTFLMAO.. You a "boss". You can't even manage a coherent sentence, never mind other people.

Owned

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Being boss of a fucking mailroom is nothing to brag about....

You are the boss of nothing when mommy and daddy pay for the gas you put in your Ford Escort.

DLR7884
You are a loser, boy.

OWNED Again Butt Boy.

I drive a Chevey S-10 that I fucking bought in 2000 BRAND FUCKING NEW. It was a 2001 I had almost 5 months of driving it before it came out.

OWNED>

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
OWNED Again Butt Boy.

I drive a Chevey S-10 that I fucking bought in 2000 BRAND FUCKING NEW. It was a 2001 I had almost 5 months of driving it before it came out.

OWNED>

Let's mod this dude. I'm fucking sick and tired of waiting for it to happen!:mad:

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
OWNED Again Butt Boy.

I drive a Chevey S-10 that I fucking bought in 2000 BRAND FUCKING NEW. It was a 2001 I had almost 5 months of driving it before it came out.

OWNED>

You failed to mention that for those 5 months, and each month since then, your mother and father have paid for the fuel that you pour into that pile of shit.

DLR7884
I drive a 2004 Acura 3.2 TL, in case you were wondering.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I drive a 2004 Acura 3.2 TL, in case you were wondering.

I pay for the gas that goes in it too.

DLR7884
Maybe that can be your goal this year: to pay for your own gas....GOOD LUCK!

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I drive a 2004 Acura 3.2 TL, in case you were wondering.

Same car that I drive! That car kicks ass. 270 HP V-6.

Oh, and mod Jesterstar already.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Oh, and mod Jesterstar already.

Exactly, exactly.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by DLR7884
You failed to mention that for those 5 months, and each month since then, your mother and father have paid for the fuel that you pour into that pile of shit.

DLR7884
I drive a 2004 Acura 3.2 TL, in case you were wondering.

Figures. Every fag I met has a Acura. I can't wait to ban you and your Acura when I am mod. Your done for.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Figures. Every fag I met has a Acura. I can't wait to ban you and your Acura when I am mod. Your done for.

You know lots of fags, I bet.

They all have "a Acura" or AN Acura?

Sorry to break the news, but you can't be a Mod.

You need to be able to read and write at a 4th grade level in order to moderate any of the forums on this site.

Oh, it's also a good idea to be a DLR fan...since this is a website dedicated to him.

DLR7884
Go troll somewhere else, little guy.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Figures. Every fag I met has a Acura.


And you end up on your knees in the back seat I bet:rolleyes:

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by DLR7884
You need to be able to read and write at a 4th grade level in order to moderate any of the forums on this site.


Well, at least now I understand why MAX was de-modded. ;)

[Nickdfresh]

You mean another day has passed without Jesterstar being Modded?! **sigh** YOU BASTARDS!!:( :o

[Brett]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
OWNED Again Butt Boy.

I drive a Chevey S-10 that I fucking bought in 2000 BRAND FUCKING NEW. It was a 2001 I had almost 5 months of driving it before it came out.

OWNED>

Fuck you're owned dork for even admitting that.

And it's Chevy dipshit.

So when is this halfwit becomming a mod?

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Brett
Fuck you're owned dork for even admitting that.

And it's Chevy dipshit.

LOL. I missed that.




Originally posted by Brett
So when is this halfwit becomming a mod?


He already is....in his own little world (mailroom).

DLR7884
Chevey....no wonder why he could afford it! :)

[academic punk]

Chevy, Chevey, when is this guy going to mop already?

(That is what everyone means by "mod", right? Jizzy's typos can be infectious!)

[DLR7884]

Jestertard is most proud of two things he "owns."

His 2001 "Chevey" S-10, and his gold "Rolek" watch.

DLR7884
Is he gonna mop this place or what?

[Rikk]

Would you guys just mod JEST already? What's the fucking hold-up?:mad: :confused:

[academic punk]

Y'know...I just realized: we should be able to vote that he's a jackass AND that he should be modded.

The two are not mutually exclusive, you know?

[academic punk]

But since we can only vote for one, I went the jackass option. Rationally.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Wow I have never owned a board so fucking badly. THis is incredible.

I can't wait to ban all those fucks that voted against me.

All 120 of them?

[POJO_Risin]

Words to live by...

by POJO...

Risin...

If you take a stick...and break it in half...

you have two stick...

Have a good night...

and say hello to Shelley BigTats for me...

[Jesterstar]

I'll assume that I will be HEAD WEBMASTER Tomorrow morning. I am the only one. To lead this place to SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!

[Rikk]

I heard it through the grapevine. SARGE is handing over the reins at 8am EST. Do you have your speech prepared yet, JEST?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Rikk
I heard it through the grapevine. SARGE is handing over the reins at 8am EST. Do you have your speech prepared yet, JEST?

Sarge reconized TRUE LEADERSHIP when he saw it. In Fact. HItch never had to talk to him. He knew I was the CHOSEN ONE.

[POJO_Risin]

Words to Live By...

by POJO...

Risin...

I was recently driving my car down the street, and at a stoplight, I saw a woman rubbing her breasts at a bus stop...

I calmly rolled down the window and yelled..."NICE TITS!"

She nodded, and went on her way...

Adios Amigos...

Adios My friends...

This road we have traveled...

has come to an end...

say hello to Porscha for me...

[seenbad]

That was fucking beautiful dude. I'm touched, and seeing you in a whole new perspective....not in a fucking gay way or anything, but dude, hold me?

I'm gonna have to......start like.......idunno.......spanking to that post....or something....

You had that Morrison ambience flowing for you for a second there. That or some really shitty wine, can't quite figger which.

[MAX]

Oh Noonan,


I love it when you post like that. You need to talk dirty like that more often. I'm flushed. :o

[seenbad]

Oh you whore.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Sarge reconized TRUE LEADERSHIP when he saw it. In Fact. HItch never had to talk to him. He knew I was the CHOSEN ONE.

im so banNde.

[MAX]

Originally posted by seenbad
Oh you whore.


Oh yeah baby, I like that!!! Say my name, SAY IT!!! lol.

[seenbad]

You fuckin played flute in band camp.

[MAX]

No,

I was a jock and tried out for both wide receiver and tight end. I eventually ended up being a tackle. :p

[Triumph]

Ode to Jesterstar:

Jester, you Jester
The board you have blown
drips down the chin
display where you've been
yet you sit there alone

Jester, you Jester
a mod you won't be
late for you job
the cock gobbling slob
to lick me where i pee

Jester, you Jester
your ass has been boned
soldiers line up
to give you heads up
to stupid to know you've been owned



Jesterstar will make a great mod, for me to POOP ON!

[Stillwell]

Originally posted by Brett
Fuck you're owned dork for even admitting that.

And it's Chevy dipshit.

So when is this halfwit becomming a mod?

Didn't you lose your virginity to your father in a back seat of a Chevy?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Triumph
Ode to Jesterstar:

Jester, you Jester
The board you have blown
drips down the chin
display where you've been
yet you sit there alone

Jester, you Jester
a mod you won't be
late for you job
the cock gobbling slob
to lick me where i pee

Jester, you Jester
your ass has been boned
soldiers line up
to give you heads up
to stupid to know you've been owned



Jesterstar will make a great mod, for me to POOP ON!

Sorry to say friend..........You won't be here to see me be a mod. YOU'LL BE BANNED!!!!

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Sorry to say friend..........You won't be here to see me be a mod. YOU'LL BE BANNED!!!!

I am not your friend, even with the steak your mother hung around your neck to get me to play with you, I still don't like you.
I wouldn't even waste my time humping your leg, loser.
You own this, you own that, bullshit, what you own are delusions of grandure and acceptance by people who are repulsed by your very existance.
You have no title of ownership for anyone here, what you have is THE title of "Egomaniacal Idiot Supreme", and with your constant denial of the truth you come off as a pathetic, lifeless, lonely dolt of massive proportions.
Ban me? In your wet and lonely dreams, dipshit!
My advice to you is to get off the internet and try making some friends that actually like you.
You have a much better percentage of success doing that than EVER being a mod at an elite website such as this one.

Now go clean up the steamy pile of poop i left on your dinner and shut the hell up. YOU are owned by every supportive post in this thread and with every attempt you make to rise above that you look more and more desperate for a friend.
Making threads become about you is an accomplishment for you, isn't it?
Not much of a life goal in my opinion, especially when people engage your stupid posts for their own satisfaction by making you look even more desperate, even more stupid, and then sit back and laugh at your attempts to shrug it off by your predictable responses claiming you have OWNED them.
9 out of 10 people here would be more inclined to pluck out your eyes and skull fuck you to death, you worthless peter-puffing jackass.

But stick around, the soldiers will always need a moving target to fire at.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Cathedral
I am not your friend, even with the steak your mother hung around your neck to get me to play with you, I still don't like you.
I wouldn't even waste my time humping your leg, loser.
You own this, you own that, bullshit, what you own are delusions of grandure and acceptance by people who are repulsed by your very existance.
You have no title of ownership for anyone here, what you have is THE title of "Egomaniacal Idiot Supreme", and with your constant denial of the truth you come off as a pathetic, lifeless, lonely dolt of massive proportions.
Ban me? In your wet and lonely dreams, dipshit!
My advice to you is to get off the internet and try making some friends that actually like you.
You have a much better percentage of success doing that than EVER being a mod at an elite website such as this one.

Now go clean up the steamy pile of poop i left on your dinner and shut the hell up. YOU are owned by every supportive post in this thread and with every attempt you make to rise above that you look more and more desperate for a friend.
Making threads become about you is an accomplishment for you, isn't it?
Not much of a life goal in my opinion, especially when people engage your stupid posts for their own satisfaction by making you look even more desperate, even more stupid, and then sit back and laugh at your attempts to shrug it off by your predictable responses claiming you have OWNED them.
9 out of 10 people here would be more inclined to pluck out your eyes and skull fuck you to death, you worthless peter-puffing jackass.

But stick around, the soldiers will always need a moving target to fire at.


Please your desparate attempts to get me to like you will not save your pathetic ass from the BANNING I am going to hang out.

[Cathedral]

You really are thick as a brick, aren't you?
I actually thought it was an act, but dude, you can't fake stuff that desperate, lol.
Bring it on, Puff-Tard, Ban me.

Mod's can't ban people anyway, idiot.
You're just a slightly more literate Wayne L. around here, nothing more but possibly, less than that.

It must really suck to be you, but it doesn't have to remain that way. The Roth Army Soldiers are a forgiving bunch and you can redeem yourself if you just stop with the 5th grade dance you do with every empty post you submit.
This board shouldn't be a way of life for people, it should be entertainment and right now, you are it.
Threads don't become about you by your design, that happens because people allow it to happen and use your dumb ass to sharpen their teeth for the real enemies of the site, The Spamboat Spammy Choir.
You're a joke with no punchline, a steak with no steak sauce, a head with no brain and a boy with no friends, period.

Now excuse me, i have real life stuff to attend to......

Roth On!

[Matt White]

Cha Cha Cha!

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Cathedral
You really are thick as a brick, aren't you?
I actually thought it was an act, but dude, you can't fake stuff that desperate, lol.
Bring it on, Puff-Tard, Ban me.

Mod's can't ban people anyway, idiot.
You're just a slightly more literate Wayne L. around here, nothing more but possibly, less than that.

It must really suck to be you, but it doesn't have to remain that way. The Roth Army Soldiers are a forgiving bunch and you can redeem yourself if you just stop with the 5th grade dance you do with every empty post you submit.
This board shouldn't be a way of life for people, it should be entertainment and right now, you are it.
Threads don't become about you by your design, that happens because people allow it to happen and use your dumb ass to sharpen their teeth for the real enemies of the site, The Spamboat Spammy Choir.
You're a joke with no punchline, a steak with no steak sauce, a head with no brain and a boy with no friends, period.

Now excuse me, i have real life stuff to attend to......

Roth On!

ACtually dude. I was talking to JEsus and you know what he said to me???

"Jesterstar...........Ban that fucking Bitch before I give him a kanker sore."


So that's just what I am going to do. Jesus gave me permission.

[Stillwell]

Originally posted by Cathedral


Mod's can't ban people anyway, idiot.

That's why Jester is going to become the webmaster. Moderating is small penuts.

[Stillwell]

Originally posted by Cathedral

Now excuse me, i have real life stuff to attend to......

Roth On!

Masturbation?

[pete]

Originally posted by Cathedral
I am not your friend, even with the steak your mother hung around your neck to get me to play with you, I still don't like you.
I wouldn't even waste my time humping your leg, loser.
You own this, you own that, bullshit, what you own are delusions of grandure and acceptance by people who are repulsed by your very existance.
You have no title of ownership for anyone here, what you have is THE title of "Egomaniacal Idiot Supreme", and with your constant denial of the truth you come off as a pathetic, lifeless, lonely dolt of massive proportions.
Ban me? In your wet and lonely dreams, dipshit!
My advice to you is to get off the internet and try making some friends that actually like you.
You have a much better percentage of success doing that than EVER being a mod at an elite website such as this one.

Now go clean up the steamy pile of poop i left on your dinner and shut the hell up. YOU are owned by every supportive post in this thread and with every attempt you make to rise above that you look more and more desperate for a friend.
Making threads become about you is an accomplishment for you, isn't it?
Not much of a life goal in my opinion, especially when people engage your stupid posts for their own satisfaction by making you look even more desperate, even more stupid, and then sit back and laugh at your attempts to shrug it off by your predictable responses claiming you have OWNED them.
9 out of 10 people here would be more inclined to pluck out your eyes and skull fuck you to death, you worthless peter-puffing jackass.

But stick around, the soldiers will always need a moving target to fire at.

You've been here too long.

That's alot of attention and effort afforded our lord JESTER.

You response is a planned reaction executed beautifully by JESTER.


In other words.

You're OWNED

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by seenbad
That was fucking beautiful dude. I'm touched, and seeing you in a whole new perspective....not in a fucking gay way or anything, but dude, hold me?

I'm gonna have to......start like.......idunno.......spanking to that post....or something....

You had that Morrison ambience flowing for you for a second there. That or some really shitty wine, can't quite figger which.

Words to live by...

by POJO...

Risin...

Yesterday, I drank a few bottles of some really shitty ass wine...or was it last week...

excuse me...MadDog 20/20 is calling, and a ride on the Night Train...

Everyone take a moment to go downtown and kick the shit out of a homeless dude for his wrapped up bottle of 1.99 wine...

and enjoy your breakfast at Tiffany's...

I hear she likes it up the ass...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Words to live by...

by POJO...

Risin...

Yesterday, I drank a few bottles of some really shitty ass wine...or was it last week...

excuse me...MadDog 20/20 is calling, and a ride on the Night Train...

Everyone take a moment to go downtown and kick the shit out of a homeless dude for his wrapped up bottle of 1.99 wine...

and enjoy your breakfast at Tiffany's...

I hear she likes it up the ass...


You are on FIRE, my man... ROFL

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
You are on FIRE, my man... ROFL

Words to Live by...

by POJO...

Risin...

When I was in college...I took a dare to douse myself in 151...and light myself on fire...

'probably explains why the fuck I've been wrapped in gauze and have had to type with my fucking melted together fists since college...

Everyone shave your head and give your hair to 3rd degree burn survivors...

or...

just take your 9 mil...and shoot them in the head...

one or the other...

Don't forget to tell Tracy I said hello...and that I'm sorry about the rectal surgery she needed after I was done...

[Cathedral]

LMMFAO, I love this place, there is never a dull moment to be had by anyone.

[Jesterstar]

To bad your going to be banned from here forever once your IP is banned forever.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
To bad your going to be banned from here forever once your IP is banned forever.

Your never going to become a mod once you never become a mod.

DLR7884
You won't be a webmaster either, dillhole.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
To bad your going to be banned from here forever once your IP is banned forever.

You cannot ban me by IP, it ain't possible without dumping everyone else with the same ISP.
Besides, I'm only still here because when i called to cancel my service they hooked me up with 3 months free of charge to keep me, lol.

Dude, I have so much going on i can't be here 12 hours a day like you are. My PC is also out dated and crap, so until i replace it in the next few weeks i'll be scarce anyway.

And the most important thing, YOU HAVE NO POWER TO DO A DAMN THING TO ANYONE, except bore us to death with your meaningless and mindless banter during that 12 hour jobless period you troll this board.

In your favor though, I get a good laugh from your posts of personal superiority.
I honestly think that if more people had your attitude, depression would seriously decline in this country.
A lot can be said about you, but lack of persistance isnt one of them.

Roth On!

[MAX]

Eastbown and Down Blood Brother!!! :D

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by MAX
Eastbown and Down Blood Brother!!! :D

LMMFAO, whats up Max?

[MAX]

Nothin' Cat,

Just reading yet another one of Jizzy's threads. Has he "Owned" you yet? lol.

[Cathedral]

Oh hell yeah, he's owned me quite a bit i reckon, as far as he's concerned anyway.

Roth On!

[Jesterstar]

This has happend before. All the HAters are turning into GAy FAgs craving my STAR COCK.

THis is just getting disgusting.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
This has happend before. All the HAters are turning into GAy FAgs craving my STAR COCK.

THis is just getting disgusting.

LMMFAO, You wanna suck what?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Cathedral
LMMFAO, You wanna suck what?

Now Cathedral is trying to suck me into some Kinked out Homo Sex Cyber probably while twisting his balls and choking himself with a Shoelace while trying to tickle his prostate with a screwdriver.


Your a fucking Sick pervert and will be banned under my WEBMASTERSHIP.

[Warham]

I don't think you should talk, after what I read on that other forum.

I lost valuable minutes of my life reading that shit.

[Jesterstar]

Yet they got so owned. How is that??? Go and post there and tell them you hate me. Also tell them I want let back in on their board. THEY ARE FAGS.

[Cathedral]

Let me get this straight, you ain't gay, but you want back into a Fag Board?

Dude, you ain't right upstairs at all.
That does explain why you seem to be the guy who is always putting a fag spin on everything though.

Stay away from me, you ping the Gaydar....

[Dan]

Originally posted by Triumph
Ode to Jesterstar:

Jester, you Jester
The board you have blown
drips down the chin
display where you've been
yet you sit there alone

Jester, you Jester
a mod you won't be
late for you job
the cock gobbling slob
to lick me where i pee

Jester, you Jester
your ass has been boned
soldiers line up
to give you heads up
to stupid to know you've been owned



Jesterstar will make a great mod, for me to POOP ON!

HaHa,Now that's funny.