Vanzilla's 1995 Interview w/ Sammy Hagar.

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  • vanzilla
    Veteran
    • Jul 2004
    • 1770

    Vanzilla's 1995 Interview w/ Sammy Hagar.

    I don't think I need to set this up because anyone who read my Eddie thread knows the scene. If not, you're not missing much.

    Sammy Hagar - Balance Tour, Lexington, KY - April 19, 1995.

    VZ: First question - Why did you ruin Van Halen?

    SH: What are you talking about? I didn't ruin anything. If anything, VH is more successful - and has expanded their audience in the past 10 years with this lineup. I don't think Dave would've done that.

    VZ: Bullshit you faggot, why don't you answer my question?

    SH: You better adjust your tone or this is over.

    VZ: Okay, - Let me ask you this - Does Ronald McDonald know you invade his wardrobe?

    SH: You are really hurting my feelings. WHY?

    VZ: I wanted Eddie, I got your fat ass.

    SH: Yeh well - whatever - I'm outta here.

    THE END!!!!!
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    There you go Thorman. I was thinking about actually transcribing the whole thing, but why would I want to waste 2 hours of my time for SOME FUCKING ALIAS FAG.
    Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC

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  • Rikk
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 16392

    #2
    :confused:
    Roth Army Militia

    Originally posted by WARF
    Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15318

      #3

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      • SammySucks1984
        Head Fluffer
        • Feb 2005
        • 394

        #4
        brilliant
        Why do women need driver's Licenses? there aren't many roads between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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        • Top Jimmy
          Head Fluffer
          • Jan 2004
          • 460

          #5
          then at least link us to the rest, man!

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          • Hardrock69
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2005
            • 21838

            #6
            Goddam TopJimmy what in the fuck is that THING in yer avatar?
            :eek:

            Great interview Van...

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            • 6 is 9
              Groupie
              • Apr 2005
              • 74

              #7
              Pure David Lee Roth humor. I like it
              "Who can tell what's going to happen in the years to come? We take it day by day, here today, gone later today. You don't stop and worry. You don't stop, look in the rearview mirror and say "Did I do this right?" People who always look in the rearview mirror tend to swerve off the road. I'm sorry but the rearview mirror is like sitting up there for one reason... It's an object so that you can tilt the mirror, look at yourself and see how cool you are when you're getting somewhere.

              That's pure Zen man..." - DLR, 1982

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17113

                #8
                Ha !

                I wonder if we will ever get an interview with Mikey's Man ??
                (With the hard questions !)
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • Roguesgirl
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 1702

                  #9
                  funny stuff zilla
                  TLC
                  You KNOW I got the blues.
                  Can you dig it?
                  Welcome to Massachusetts. Now get the FUCK out of my way!

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                  • 6 is 9
                    Groupie
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 74

                    #10
                    Originally posted by 6 is 9
                    Pure David Lee Roth humor. I like it
                    What does it mean when someone's private messaging system is full? How does one get them to fix it?
                    "Who can tell what's going to happen in the years to come? We take it day by day, here today, gone later today. You don't stop and worry. You don't stop, look in the rearview mirror and say "Did I do this right?" People who always look in the rearview mirror tend to swerve off the road. I'm sorry but the rearview mirror is like sitting up there for one reason... It's an object so that you can tilt the mirror, look at yourself and see how cool you are when you're getting somewhere.

                    That's pure Zen man..." - DLR, 1982

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                    • Dirty Duck
                      Sniper
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 791

                      #11
                      I laughed out loud and my boss just gave me a weird look...good job!

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                      • Jimmy Jingles
                        Veteran
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 1611

                        #12
                        Fucking stellar interviewing!
                        23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                        • jero
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2927

                          #13
                          Very funny Vanzilla, but most important WELCOME BACK!!!

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                          • SammySucks1984
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 394

                            #14
                            balance wasnt worth an interview period
                            Why do women need driver's Licenses? there aren't many roads between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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                            • Thorman
                              Commando
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 1169

                              #15
                              Originally posted by vanzilla
                              I don't think I need to set this up because anyone who read my Eddie thread knows the scene. If not, you're not missing much.

                              Sammy Hagar - Balance Tour, Lexington, KY - April 19, 1995.

                              VZ: First question - Why did you ruin Van Halen?

                              SH: What are you talking about? I didn't ruin anything. If anything, VH is more successful - and has expanded their audience in the past 10 years with this lineup. I don't think Dave would've done that.

                              VZ: Bullshit you faggot, why don't you answer my question?

                              SH: You better adjust your tone or this is over.

                              VZ: Okay, - Let me ask you this - Does Ronald McDonald know you invade his wardrobe?

                              SH: You are really hurting my feelings. WHY?

                              VZ: I wanted Eddie, I got your fat ass.

                              SH: Yeh well - whatever - I'm outta here.

                              THE END!!!!!
                              --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                              There you go Thorman. I was thinking about actually transcribing the whole thing, but why would I want to waste 2 hours of my time for SOME FUCKING ALIAS FAG.

                              Thanks Van that was a very interesting, albeit completely inaccurate and misquoted interview...Alias?/ Dude so wrong

                              BAM
                              http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav

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