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Who would win in a battle...David Lee Roth or Godzilla? Personally I think Dave would win because of his kung fu skills with a microphone stand!
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This is up there with the dumbest fucking threads ever.
DLR7884
Congrats!Originally Posted by WARF:
DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence. -
Godzilla is 100 feet taller than Dave!!!Originally posted by rothdaddy
Who would win in a battle...David Lee Roth or Godzilla? Personally I think Dave would win because of his kung fu skills with a microphone stand!Comment
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Okay, trying to 'get into your head' here... I could see it if Dave could grow to monster size (ala Ultra Man) and his name would then be 'Rothra', and then he would have to do some flying leaps and backward somersaults to avoid Godzilla's fire breath, then grab 'zilla by the tail and fling him around in circles and throw him into a volcano or something ( a huge lizard hammer throw kind of thing).Originally posted by rothdaddy
Who would win in a battle...David Lee Roth or Godzilla? Personally I think Dave would win because of his kung fu skills with a microphone stand!
That would be the first round (all of Godzilla's foes win the first round), but ultimately Godzilla would have to win (he is the King of Monsters after all, and Dave quit Van Halen before he could do the Monsters of Rock tour). Afterward they could make up and go on tour together ( a Japan tour!), but Godzilla would have to be the opening act.
But alas, Eddie might want to hire Godzilla to be the next lead singer, so we would have another repeat of VHIII
Last edited by BenJammin; 04-25-2005, 07:32 PM."Money can't buy poverty." -Marty FeldmanComment
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Are you paralleling the Atomic Powers colliding?
The only merit to this thread is a photoshop challenge.
Hmmm......Comment
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Okay, a rush job for ya!Originally posted by rustoffa
Are you paralleling the Atomic Powers colliding?
The only merit to this thread is a photoshop challenge.
Hmmm......"Money can't buy poverty." -Marty FeldmanComment
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I have Photoshop, plus I have a tonne of Godzilla(TOHO) pics the only thing is I have no idea on how to use Photoshop. By the way my kid is a huge Zilla freak so you can guess who'd win that battle...........Comment
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I can see it now. Dave tells Godzilla
"I'm gonna fuck yer girlfriend pal"
and its all over.Comment
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Originally posted by BenJammin
Okay, a rush job for ya!
That's fucking killer.Comment
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This is exactly why I started this thread...to have a lot of laughs. Great job so far. With a nod job BenJammin!Comment
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No shit, the merit has surfaced!Originally posted by rothdaddy
This is exactly why I started this thread...to have a lot of laughs. Great job so far. With a nod job BenJammin!
Are the gargantuan steps of photoshop monsters pounding in the distance?
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Ok....this thread is gettting MUCH better.
DLR7884
I knew closing it would have been the wrong thing to do.
Originally Posted by WARF:
DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.Comment
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Thanks for the kudos... here's one I spent a little more time on (finding the right setup)."Money can't buy poverty." -Marty FeldmanComment
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DLR's martial arts skills, combined with his ultra-sonic screeching abilities could conceivably disorient Zilla enough for Roth to finish him with the dreaded 'Atomic Punk Nutbuster' directly in the giant reptile's scaley, slimey family jewels...Without DLR in the lineup, Van Halen is merely Rat Salade...Comment
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A little weak maybe , but wanted to get in one with DLR's twirling staff attack!Last edited by BenJammin; 04-25-2005, 10:21 PM."Money can't buy poverty." -Marty FeldmanComment
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