IF EVH Decided not to go with Dave, would your prefer a 4th singer or Sammy Hagar

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Ok here is the scenario.

EVH, with his small testacles decides to fuck the fans AGAIN!
He decides to not give the fans what they really want., which is a Van Halen Reunion.
When I say Van Halen I mean David Lee roth.

Would you rather they go with a 4th singer. Maybe someone who isn't such a fucking retard this time. Maybe someone who isn't gay or someone who isn't fat and Dresses like Ronald McDoanld?

Or would you rather go with Hagar, because they did have some mild sucess with him before.

Either way the fans get fucked.. but I want to hear what everyone else thinks

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

I would rather a 4th singer.
I could go the rest of my life without ever fucking seeing Hagar again.

[ian_doherty]

eddie plans on singing himself - he said so in his interview..

maybe wolfie will be the new singer.

there is no such thing as van halen without david lee roth,

just hollow fluff .

[Dave IS VH]

We all know Eddie isn't going to call Dave to reunite the real VH, because he is a Asshole.

A 4th head singer of VH would be a hell of a lot better, than Spammy drinking Cabo, eating cheese, and seeing his fat ass jump on stage.

Only way I would go see VH, if it's with Dave.

[Dave IS VH]

Originally posted by ian_doherty
eddie plans on singing himself - he said so in his interview..

maybe wolfie will be the new singer.

there is no such thing as van halen without david lee roth,

just hollow fluff .


Eddie Can't sing!!!!!!!

:D

[MAX]

If Dave isn't involved I could really give a rat's ass about Van Halen. However, I hate giving the Chedd Chunker anymore media attention. His fucking "fifteen minutes" have gone on far too long. He's no legend, I think that it is due time for him to be the next McDonald spokesperson. At least he wouldn't have an inferiority complex doing that like he has with Dave.

Hell, it would be a natural progression. The clothes, the fatty food, cheese, and he might even be able to keep up with MD's campaigns?

"I'm Lovin' it"

That's right up Chunker's alley, don't you think?

Fuck all of this anyway, a "reunion" with the replacement singer? WTF?

Old bands aren't much of a draw nowadays anyway. Well, fuck it. I'm just extatic to see the lukewarm reaction to Van Gaygar. Aren't you or are the general public stupid and ignorant enough to buy it?

What are your thought's Hobson?

[ThrillsNSpills]

4th singer over Hagar

as long as the songs are ballsy and not sappy

after hearing how great Me Wise Magic is any other option other than Dave is painful.

You never know what the chemistry would be with another singer but what are the chances that it would be better than with Dave? not high imo

[thebuldawg]

Originally posted by ian_doherty
there is no such thing as van halen without david lee roth,

What he said.

[John Ashcroft]

4th singer, but not some fucking douche-bag like the dude from Mr. Big, or David Coverdale. Remember, they were at their best with Dave, and Dave's not a squealer. He's actually got some soul.

So if it were to come without Dave, and only if it were to come without Dave (let's say he died or something)... I'd want a 4th singer rather than Spammy. But not some hairspray era has-been.

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by thebuldawg
What he said.

what he said that he said.

[DlocRoth]

aww sweet. i graduated to cocktard. thanks fellas!

[DaveTheSoulOfVH]

I would rather a 4th singer!
Even if Sammy Hagar is a great human being ( I think so really)...but I don't like Van Hagar poprock...listen to Diamond Dave on Japan tour 2004, he 's still the man!

[Lou]

4th singer just to absolutely cement it as the biggest joke of rock history. With Hagar back, it'll actually have a tinge of legitimacy in a lot of people's minds (not mine though).

[BrownSound1]

I'd rather see EVH do an instrumental solo record than to see him ruin the name of the band Van Halen any further with a 4th singer or Hagar.

[JenniferM]

If Dave's not involved, then who gives a shit???????

JenniferM

[Sarge]

Hey Jennifer M
What up girl?!

[ELVIS]

Hey JenniferM !!

:elvis:

[BITEYOASS]

It's Dave or the grave! And if Dave ain't chosen, THEN GET IN THAT FUCKIN BOX ED!!!

[AndyChad]

Hey, just heard....Ed's singing, Spammy's on guitar and Wolfie's taking Uncle Als' place!

[ELVIS]

Hey Dickface...

I should slap your nuts into your mouth for posting such a lame topic...

Lick me mommy!

:elvis:

[Roth & Roll]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
EVH, with his small testacles decides to fuck the fans AGAIN!


There ain't enough Viagra in the world for Eddie to fuck the fans over yet again. You can only get fucked over if you have some kind of emotional attachment to something, and quite frankly no one give a flying fuck about EVH anymore. (OK, maybe the good people at Heineken do - losing Eddie as a customer would probably wash out half of their sales)

Without Dave, not only is VH dead and buried, but even the maggots cant find anymore flesh on the carcass.

No Dave = No VH

Simple as that.

[Sarge]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
There ain't enough Viagra in the world for Eddie to fuck the fans over yet again. You can only get fucked over if you have some kind of emotional attachment to something, and quite frankly no one give a flying fuck about EVH anymore. (OK, maybe the good people at Heineken do - losing Eddie as a customer would probably wash out half of their sales)

Without Dave, not only is VH dead and buried, but even the maggots cant find anymore flesh on the carcass.

No Dave = No VH

Simple as that.

Awesome First Post
Welcome to Roth Army

[Roth & Roll]

Originally posted by Sarge
Awesome First Post
Welcome to Roth Army

Thanks, Sarge.
Love the site - keep up the awesome work.

[Terry]

Why bother getting anyone but Dave to sing for Van Halen?

If Ed doesn't want to deal with Roth, he should just release instrumentals. Go the Jeff Beck/Steve Vai route.

Either that, or get another singer and call the band something other than Van Halen.

Van Halen, to me, will always be Roth, Ed & Al, and Mike.

Accept no substitutes.

If it's not Dave out front, Couldn't give a shit what Eddie does under the name 'Van Halen'.

[Roth & Roll]

Originally posted by Terry
Why bother getting anyone but Dave to sing for Van Halen?

If Ed doesn't want to deal with Roth, he should just release instrumentals. Go the Jeff Beck/Steve Vai route.

Either that, or get another singer and call the band something other than Van Halen.

Van Halen, to me, will always be Roth, Ed & Al, and Mike.

Accept no substitutes.

If it's not Dave out front, Couldn't give a shit what Eddie does under the name 'Van Halen'.

This is the root of the cause as to why the legacy of Van Halen/Hagar will never attain the status of bands like Led Zeppelin and The Beatles who were true to themselves and their fans by calling it quits when 1 member of the equation was missing. 4 minus 1 is no longer 4. These bands understood the individual imporatnce of each member in the band - a concept that EVH unfortunately isn't a believer in.

[Terry]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
This is the root of the cause as to why the legacy of Van Halen/Hagar will never attain the status of bands like Led Zeppelin and The Beatles who were true to themselves and their fans by calling it quits when 1 member of the equation was missing. 4 minus 1 is no longer 4. These bands understood the individual imporatnce of each member in the band - a concept that EVH unfortunately isn't a believer in.

Fuckin' A, bro.

[rustoffa]

The legend of Roth era VH has attained plenty of status in my opinion.

[Switch84]

:rolleyes: :p Hey, since the Brothers Grim aren't interested in an awesome singer, HIRE ME!!! Shit, I'd rather have William Hung fronting Van Halen than Spammy again!

LMDLRLAOBT!!!!!


Aww, I'm a Groupie now...isn't that special? :D

[Lou]

Originally posted by rustoffa
The legend of Roth era VH has attained plenty of status in my opinion.

Roth-era, yeah. But unfortunately for the name "Van Halen," thanks to Slapnuts and Gayry, and EVH being a dick, the legacy gets tarnished more and more.

[Chaz Rock City]

Dave or nothing.

[KISSARMY]

A 4TH SINGER WOULD BE A JOKE? JUST LOOK A SKID ROW!! I WOULD LOVE TO SEE SAMMY BACK,GREAT VOICE AND GREAT SHOWMAN. I DONT THINK DAVE IS INTERESTED WITH HIS NEW CD COMING OUT.