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Reuters- The White House in a rare press confrence today declaired that JESTERSTAR was Number 1. In a odd move they decided to give JESTERSTAR a award for being "PRETTY FUCKING AWSOME." The President had this to say.
"Fucking A JESTERSTAR RULES. I wish we had him Own the Terroists along with the rest of the Bitches that he owned on the net." Then Giving Jester a High Five.
"This is a INCREDIBLE day for america." People in the Crowd Screamed a capacity crowd. "Finally we have a hero to look up to. I wouldn't be surprised if JESTER took a Run at the White house."
During Accepting his award JESTERSTAR was quoted saying "Hey I'm probably the Best ever. Noone does it like that. They all got owned in the Name of AMERICA. What can I say. I am in fact..........Number 1."
Vice Preident Dick Cheney who was on hand by Sattalite made a few remarks also. "Jesterstar.........What can I say. I think your Number 1. Your what makes the word Great, Great. You are Greatness." Before trailing off into tears in a rare display of emotion from the vice president.
Reuters- The White House in a rare press confrence today declaired that JESTERSTAR was Number 1. In a odd move they decided to give JESTERSTAR a award for being "PRETTY FUCKING AWSOME." The President had this to say.
"Fucking A JESTERSTAR RULES. I wish we had him Own the Terroists along with the rest of the Bitches that he owned on the net." Then Giving Jester a High Five.
"This is a INCREDIBLE day for america." People in the Crowd Screamed a capacity crowd. "Finally we have a hero to look up to. I wouldn't be surprised if JESTER took a Run at the White house."
During Accepting his award JESTERSTAR was quoted saying "Hey I'm probably the Best ever. Noone does it like that. They all got owned in the Name of AMERICA. What can I say. I am in fact..........Number 1."
Vice Preident Dick Cheney who was on hand by Sattalite made a few remarks also. "Jesterstar.........What can I say. I think your Number 1. Your what makes the word Great, Great. You are Greatness." Before trailing off into tears in a rare display of emotion from the vice president.
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