Since Ford is a Fag and Deleted my NATIONAL STORY

[Jesterstar]

This is a real fucking story.

Reuters- The White House in a rare press confrence today declaired that JESTERSTAR was Number 1. In a odd move they decided to give JESTERSTAR a award for being "PRETTY FUCKING AWSOME." The President had this to say.
"Fucking A JESTERSTAR RULES. I wish we had him Own the Terroists along with the rest of the Bitches that he owned on the net." Then Giving Jester a High Five.

"This is a INCREDIBLE day for america." People in the Crowd Screamed a capacity crowd. "Finally we have a hero to look up to. I wouldn't be surprised if JESTER took a Run at the White house."

During Accepting his award JESTERSTAR was quoted saying "Hey I'm probably the Best ever. Noone does it like that. They all got owned in the Name of AMERICA. What can I say. I am in fact..........Number 1."

Vice Preident Dick Cheney who was on hand by Sattalite made a few remarks also. "Jesterstar.........What can I say. I think your Number 1. Your what makes the word Great, Great. You are Greatness." Before trailing off into tears in a rare display of emotion from the vice president.

[smaz]

Attention whore. Ya think anyone cares?

[Warham]

Then the Vice President added, "Jester, being a number 1, goes along hand in hand with a number 2, which is more commonly referred to as a steaming pile of shit." Mr Cheney then excused himself to take a restroom break, to show his true feelings for Jester, and to demonstrate the number 2 he was referring to.

The crowd gathered erupted in uncontrollable laughter.

Flush!

[Brett]

The new Katydid.

[Warham]

It could be better or worse, depending on your point of view.

[Jesterstar]

America Has spoken and Declaired JESTERSTAR............Number 1

[WARF]

JESTERSTAR FOR PREZ!!!!!!

[Hardrock69]

Yes. Jesterstar #1 Butt-pirate.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Yes. Jesterstar #1 Butt-pirate.

I hope that you enjoyed posting here. because your time here is almost up.

Get ready to be banned you name is on my list.

[smaz]

I'll be honest, I've not even read past the first half of a line. I saw that it contained the word Jestersarse, and was posted by Jestersarse, meaning there's two reasons not to read it, compared to the none for reading it.

You always talk about yourself in a good way... Is that because no one else does? Thought so.

[Guitar Shark]

Is FORD really a fag?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by smaz
I'll be honest, I've not even read past the first half of a line. I saw that it contained the word Jestersarse, and was posted by Jestersarse, meaning there's two reasons not to read it, compared to the none for reading it.

You always talk about yourself in a good way... Is that because no one else does? Thought so.

AMERICA DECLAIRED JESTERSTAR............NUMBER 1


The Votes have been counted.

[Dr. Love]

Did they do it online? Perhaps they e-claired you?

[Stillwell]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Did they do it online? Perhaps they e-claired you?

Phone calls to our toll free 1-800 number.

[academic punk]

This thread exists, but my own "How would you describe jesterstar's underwear?" poll gets deleted?

I call bullshit on this.

[Dr. Love]

That thread got deleted? It was classic. :(

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
That thread got deleted? It was classic. :(

Judging from the number of hits and responses, the members agreed!

I would have to think that this is a blatant display of favoritism, and someone using poor discretion moved it to the dumps and then killed it.

(since your a mod, any chance of reviving it? restoring its feeding tube?)

[Dr. Love]

I can only moderate the Front Line, no chance... but I wouldn't be inclined to consider the mod team giving Jizz the favoritism. Most of us dislike him, judging from posts around the board.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
This is a real fucking story.


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[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Brett
The new Katydid.

Closer to Joey Thunderfag

but point well taken:cool:

All ignorant, underemployed, socially inept attention whores who make believe in here that they ARE somebody.:rolleyes:

fuck off jesterSTOOL

dumbass faggot:D

[s.o.s.r]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
This is a real fucking story.

Reuters- The White House in a rare press confrence today declaired that JESTERSTAR was Number 1. In a odd move they decided to give JESTERSTAR a award for being "PRETTY FUCKING AWSOME." The President had this to say.
"Fucking A JESTERSTAR RULES. I wish we had him Own the Terroists along with the rest of the Bitches that he owned on the net." Then Giving Jester a High Five.

"This is a INCREDIBLE day for america." People in the Crowd Screamed a capacity crowd. "Finally we have a hero to look up to. I wouldn't be surprised if JESTER took a Run at the White house."

During Accepting his award JESTERSTAR was quoted saying "Hey I'm probably the Best ever. Noone does it like that. They all got owned in the Name of AMERICA. What can I say. I am in fact..........Number 1."

Vice Preident Dick Cheney who was on hand by Sattalite made a few remarks also. "Jesterstar.........What can I say. I think your Number 1. Your what makes the word Great, Great. You are Greatness." Before trailing off into tears in a rare display of emotion from the vice president.

go for it, take a run at the white house, i hear the guys round there have itchy trigger fingers, you run straight for it buddy.

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by s.o.s.r
go for it, take a run at the white house, i hear the guys round there have itchy trigger fingers, you run straight for it buddy.

who asked you, asscan? you suck worse than a bitch with no clothes!

fuck you! newboy faggot!

three lock rock (kickin ass and taking names)

[Hardrock69]

"Newboy" Faggot?

Quit talking to yourself. It only serves to make you look normal.

Fucking dipshit.

[vanzilla]

Fucking 3LR does NOT want to fuck with my GNASHVILLE CONNECTION.

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Fucking 3LR does NOT want to fuck with my GNASHVILLE CONNECTION.

how about i fuck with your momma?

[Hardrock69]

You do not have a momma, test-tube baby!

[s.o.s.r]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
who asked you, asscan? you suck worse than a bitch with no clothes!

fuck you! newboy faggot!

three lock rock (kickin ass and taking names)

asscan? wtf is an asscan, dickhead? anyway i asked spamela gaygar, and he says you suck way better than a bitch with no clothes. you'd do a lot better down at the blue oyster bar if you ask the faggots' names before you tried to pound their asses. cunt.

[4moreyears]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Is FORD really a fag?

Yes, and a dick as well.

[MAX]

Originally posted by 4moreyears
Yes, and a dick as well.


Are you really "Aquatic Punk?" :confused:

[4moreyears]

Originally posted by MAX
Are you really "Aquatic Punk?" :confused:

No but since he seems to think Ford is a Dick her must be pretty sharp. That is just another conspiracy theory Ford dreamed up just like Florida and Ohio election results.

JH

[MAX]

Guitar Shark made a remark so I was just wonderin'. I haven't talked to that guy in ages, we used to talk football all the time and he had a hot girlfriend...Well, now I'd assume wife. :)