Star Wars:Episode III Get's Thumbs Up!

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Warham
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Mar 2004
    • 14589

    Star Wars:Episode III Get's Thumbs Up!



    You've been warned...

    - "Revenge of the Sith" is, quite simply, fucking awesome. This is the "Star Wars" prequel the haters have been bitching for since "Menace" came out, and if they don't cop to that when they finally see it, they're lying. As dark as "Empire" was, this movie goes a thousand times darker - from the triggering of Order 66 (which has all the Shock Troopers turning on the Jedi Knights they've been fighting beside throughout the Clone Wars and gunning them down), to the jaw-dropping Anakin/Obi Wan fight on Mustafar (where - after cutting his legs and arm off, Ben leaves Skywalker burning alive on the shores of a lava river, with Anakin spitting venomous sentiments at his departing mentor), this flick is so satisfyingly tragic, you'll think you're watching "Othello" or "Hamlet".

    I saw a gorgeous digitally projected version of the flick, and lemme tell ya': this is a beautiful looking film. The opening space battle sequence is the best in any of the six "Star Wars" movies. Grievous and Kenobi's lightsaber duel is bad-ass, with Grievous rocking four sabers. The Clone Wars end rather early in the flick (about the halfway point), leaving the rest of the film to concentrate on Anakin's turn to the Dark Side, and the resulting slaughter of the Jedi.

    Perfect example of how dark shit gets: remember the Younglings - the kid Jedis in training from "Clones"? As a result of Order 66, when Anakin invades the Jedi Temple with an army of Clone Troopers, he enters the Council room to find a gaggle of said younglings hiding behind the seats. They see Anakin and emerge, asking "What should we do, Master Anakin?" The query's met with a stone-cold Anakin firing up his lightsaber. The next time you see the kids, Yoda's sifting through their corpses on the floor.

    Yes, it's just that dark - and rightfully so. This is the birth of Darth Vader we're talking about. The only comic moments in the flick are given to R2D2, and while good, they're all pretty few and far between; the order of the day is dark, dark, dark.

    Ian McDiarmid and Ewan McGregor steal the show, but Hayden Christensen silences any naysayers who wrote him off as too whiney in "Clones". This is the flick that feels closest to Episodes 4, 5, and 6, because - for the first time since "Return of the Jedi" - there is a clear villain. And for all the shadow-play Palpatine has been upto in the last two flicks, his treachery is about as subtle as John Williams' score in "Sith." Whether he's slowly drawing Anakin toward the Dark Side during an opera/performance art piece with his promise of the Sith's power of life over death, or he's engaged in a balls-to-the-wall lightsaber duel in the Senate with Yoda, his "Little, green friend" (his words, not mine - which I kinda dug, because, interestingly, I think it's the first time anyone's acknowledged that Yoda is green in any of the "Star Wars" flicks), this is the Emperor's movie.

    The last fifteen minutes dovetail nicely into Episode 4 (or just plain "Star Wars" for you non-geeks), and the movie is full of link-up moments as well.

    - At flick's end, Threepio and Artoo are given to Captain Antilles (with the caveat that the Protocol's memory be wiped).

    - The twins, natch, are split up. Leia heads to Alderann with Bail Organa, and Obi Wan hands Luke over to Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru (indeed, the closing shot is Owen holding Luke while looking out over the setting suns of Tatooine - mimicking the shot of the adult Luke doing the same in "Star Wars", complete with callback cue from Williams).

    - After he succumbs to the Dark Side, Anakin tries to convine Padme that he can overthrow Palpatine, and together, he and Padme can rule the galaxy as husband and wife.

    - Vader and the Emperor stand beside a younger Grand Moff Tarkin on the bridge of a Star Destroyer, overlooking the earliest construction stage of the Death Star.

    - Yoda telling Obi Wan that, as he heads to Tatooine to hand over Luke and go into exile, that he should spend his time learning to commune with those who've crossed over to the next stage of life, as Yoda maintains he's been doing with Qui Gon (and Ben will later do with both Luke and Yoda, in "Empire" and "Jedi").

    - And, hands-down, the best link-up to "Star Wars" moment that I enjoyed the most: Bail Organa and Yoda stepping into the hallway of the Rebel Blockade Runner that opened "Star Wars". Unlike all the high-tech CGI wizardry of the rest of the prequel Trilogy, this is a low-tech looking set, right out of circa '77, and for some reason, it really captured my imagination. I mean, this is the same exact hallway in which we got our first look at Vader, oh so many years ago, and I appreciated the hell out of Mr. Lucas including it - because it really felt like a nod to the hardcores.

    Look, this is a movie I was genetically predisposed to love. I remember being eight years old, and reading in "Starlog" that Darth Vader became the half-man/half-machine he was following a duel with Ben Kenobi that climaxed with Vader falling into molten lava. Now, twenty six years later, I finally got to see that long-promised battled - and it lived up to any expectation I still held. I was sad to see the flick end, but happy to know it's not the end of the "Star Wars" universe entirely (I've read stuff about a TV show...).

    "Sith" doesn't happen; "Sith" rules.
  • vanzilla
    Veteran
    • Jul 2004
    • 1773

    #2
    - At flick's end, Threepio and Artoo are given to Captain Antilles (with the caveat that the Protocol's memory be wiped).

    I'm glad they addressed this. That was bothering me since Episode 1.

    It sounds like they were able to tie everything together, which was my main concern after seeing 1 and 2.
    Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC

    Vanzilla's New "Can't Get This Stuff No More" Video Coming Soon!

    Comment

    • bueno bob
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 22942

      #3
      Aces.



      I TOLD you guys it was gonna kick ass.

      Twistin' by the pool.

      Comment

      • Vinnie Velvet
        Full Member Status

        • Feb 2004
        • 4581

        #4
        Yes, it WILL KICK ASS!

        Revenge of the Sith BABY!!!
        =V V=
        ole No.1 The finest
        EAT US AND SMILE

        Comment

        • Soul Reaper
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2005
          • 8338

          #5
          The force is strong, master

          I can't wait to see this film.

          I know it will be better than Episode II.
          ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:

          http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos

          "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

          Comment

          • WACF
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jan 2004
            • 2920

            #6
            It is going to be deadly!

            Comment

            • Three Lock Rock
              Sniper
              • Apr 2005
              • 901

              #7
              Star Wars is for faggots, just like David Lee Roth is for faggots.

              Go out and get the long road to Cabo and watch that instead and maybe you'll actually get some pussy for a change.
              Van Halen 1986-1996, 2004: 80 Million sold and counting!!!

              Van Who Again? 2007 : UNDERSOLD, OVERRATED FAILURES!!!

              Owned bitches:

              Bueno Boob
              Prikk
              Billl Limpburgh
              Dickdfresh
              Matt Wite
              Shaun Ponsonby
              Wawazass
              Sole Reeper
              and any other Rothtard faggit that tries to deny that REAL Van Halen is SAMMY HAGAR!

              Comment

              • Vinnie Velvet
                Full Member Status

                • Feb 2004
                • 4581

                #8
                Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
                I love faggots, just like Sammy Hagar loves faggots.

                I better get out on the long road to Cabo so I can get me some DICK!
                =V V=
                ole No.1 The finest
                EAT US AND SMILE

                Comment

                • Three Lock Rock
                  Sniper
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 901

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
                  Star Wars is for faggots, just like David Lee Roth is for faggots.

                  Go out and get the long road to Cabo and watch that instead and maybe you'll actually get some pussy for a change.
                  nice try!

                  davids gay, just look at him!

                  star wars is for fuckin kids, grow up.
                  Van Halen 1986-1996, 2004: 80 Million sold and counting!!!

                  Van Who Again? 2007 : UNDERSOLD, OVERRATED FAILURES!!!

                  Owned bitches:

                  Bueno Boob
                  Prikk
                  Billl Limpburgh
                  Dickdfresh
                  Matt Wite
                  Shaun Ponsonby
                  Wawazass
                  Sole Reeper
                  and any other Rothtard faggit that tries to deny that REAL Van Halen is SAMMY HAGAR!

                  Comment

                  • DrMaddVibe
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 6682

                    #10
                    WTF...He doesn't kill Jar-Jar Binks?

                    Dat movie be okie-dokey but doan have gud scenes likey me want!
                    http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
                    http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

                    Comment

                    • Vinnie Velvet
                      Full Member Status

                      • Feb 2004
                      • 4581

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
                      nice try!

                      davids gay, just look at him!

                      star wars is for fuckin kids, grow up.
                      And you think listening to some fat guy dressed up as Ronald MacDonald is cool??? And that can get you laid?

                      FUCK YOU THREE COCK!!

                      Now I want you to do something---put on your favorite Sam or Van hagar tune, call about 10 of your closest gay friends and let them fuck you all night to the tune of "Dreams" or how about "Feels So Good".

                      Get a life bitch!

                      And keep fucking yourself with that bottle of Cabo Wabo while your at it!
                      =V V=
                      ole No.1 The finest
                      EAT US AND SMILE

                      Comment

                      • Vinnie Velvet
                        Full Member Status

                        • Feb 2004
                        • 4581

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
                        WTF...He doesn't kill Jar-Jar Binks?

                        Dat movie be okie-dokey but doan have gud scenes likey me want!
                        Jar Jar can only be seen at the end of the movie.

                        He doesn't say a word. No lines.
                        =V V=
                        ole No.1 The finest
                        EAT US AND SMILE

                        Comment

                        • redblkwht
                          Full Member Status

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 4617

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
                          nice try!

                          Sammy & Gary R Gay, they just
                          bought a house by my place
                          in Boston!
                          Sth--weeet.

                          Trix is for fuckin kids, grow up.
                          OK bro, correction TITS are for
                          men
                          unlike you Gayree & Samee
                          luver..Dover..homo.

                          EUAS

                          Comment

                          • BrownSound1
                            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 3025

                            #14
                            Sounds as though this one will finally live up to expectations. I can't wait to see Obi Wan stomp the hell out of Anakin.

                            Comment

                            • bueno bob
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 22942

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BrownSound1
                              Sounds as though this one will finally live up to expectations. I can't wait to see Obi Wan stomp the hell out of Anakin.
                              I don't think Obi Wan is going to be doing much of the stomping - from what I've heard, the fight is almost 80% Anakin and Obi Wan just happens to capitalize on Anakin's misstep at the end. But...we'll see...
                              Twistin' by the pool.

                              Comment

                              Working...