A Proposal To The 3 Incher

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I know that EVERYBODY is sick of you. You have the intelligence of a sick goat, you are the saddest motherfucker around, otherwise you, a Hagar fan, wouldn't be posting on a Dave site. You are a liar and a hypocrit and you can't face the truth.

So, here I will PM you my address, and you can come over here and we'll settle this face to face. I'm being realistic, cos there ain't no way I'll be able to get over there, so, you'll have to come over here. The UK is easy to get round, much easier than the US, anyways, and I'm just a 16-year old kid. However, I'll still pay for 1/2 your flight.

So, we'll settle this face to face. Just you and me, plus a witness, no violence, just words. Tell me WHY you are here. Tell me WHY you are such a hypocrit. Tell me HOW you can be a Hagar fan, tell me WHY you are so sad, tell me WHY you lie so much, tell me WHY you can't face the truth, and, despite our proving you wrong constantly, you are still claiming that from 1986+ VH have sold "80 million and counting". TO MY FACE

Let's see how cocky you'll be then, MOTHER FUCKER.

PS-Bring Thorman and VU, if you like, I'll be free everyday from June 28th-September 1st.

[Seshmeister]

Hey 0-0 wasn't a bad result why are you so upset?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I want to shhot him down in FULL public view. I want to meet him face to face. I want to reveal that he is fat, bald and wears nothing but a string vest and a pair of cycling shorts.

The thing is, he just bores me now, I want to get rid of him forever.

[s.o.s.r]

i call shotgun on being the witness!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Where in the UK are you?

ps-Seshmeister, if you were reffering to Liverpool and Chelsea with that 0-0 remark, that has nothing to do with it. I don't think it's a bad result either, but it means if there is a draw in the next round, Chelsea get through on away goals, don't they? I want Tim Lovejoy's (Soccer AM presenter) smug look wiped off the face on his big head.

[superdave]

Shaun-I would love to help you, except I would be more inclined to use violence, there is nothing that would make me happier to BEAT the living fuck out of 3, Thorman, and Tom Vu (Van Squalen)

[s.o.s.r]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Where in the UK are you?

ps-Seshmeister, if you were reffering to Liverpool and Chelsea with that 0-0 remark, that has nothing to do with it. I don't think it's a bad result either, but it means if there is a draw in the next round, Chelsea get through on away goals, don't they? I want Tim Lovejoy's (Soccer AM presenter) smug look wiped off the face on his big head.

huddersfield, up the m62 from you.

yeah, chelski would go through if it was a score draw. 0-0 and it goes to extra-time, pens etc.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Hmmm, maybe I'll sell tickets for this, give the money to Sarge.

[bueno bob]

Re: A Proposal To The 3 Incher

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
I know that EVERYBODY is sick of you. You have the intelligence of a sick goat, you are the saddest motherfucker around, otherwise you, a Hagar fan, wouldn't be posting on a Dave site. You are a liar and a hypocrit and you can't face the truth.

So, here I will PM you my address, and you can come over here and we'll settle this face to face. I'm being realistic, cos there ain't no way I'll be able to get over there, so, you'll have to come over here. The UK is easy to get round, much easier than the US, anyways, and I'm just a 16-year old kid. However, I'll still pay for 1/2 your flight.

So, we'll settle this face to face. Just you and me, plus a witness, no violence, just words. Tell me WHY you are here. Tell me WHY you are such a hypocrit. Tell me HOW you can be a Hagar fan, tell me WHY you are so sad, tell me WHY you lie so much, tell me WHY you can't face the truth, and, despite our proving you wrong constantly, you are still claiming that from 1986+ VH have sold "80 million and counting". TO MY FACE

Let's see how cocky you'll be then, MOTHER FUCKER.

PS-Bring Thorman and VU, if you like, I'll be free everyday from June 28th-September 1st.

At half price, that'd be a good deal for him and a nice vacation - even if he gets his ass kicked for his effort, but still

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Hmmm, maybe I'll sell tickets for this, give the money to Sarge.

maybe i'll sell tickets to a film of your mom getting fucked in the ass by a dog.

three lock rock (kickin shauns ass and takin names)

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
maybe i'll sell tickets to a film of your mom getting fucked in the ass by a dog.

three lock rock (kickin shauns ass and takin names)

are you fucking retarded? you said nothing about the shaun's challenge, you only insulted (lamely i might add) his mother...

what were you doing? were you getting off to the sight of the dog's dick? or were you simply just jealous that something was getting pussy, becuase it's obvious that you haven't gotten any in years...

what a fucknut...

at least you're starting to learn how to spell...

if you don't want to answer shaun's challenge, then answer mine you fucking twat, i'll kick your ass anywhere and anytime...

balls in your court sherlock

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
balls in your court scrotum sucker

man you sure love balls and scrotum eh fagboy? i fucking hate you and dont need to deal with your shite. fuck you. and head on back to the sheep pen with all the other faggots. you are a fag.

three lock rock (takin dafago for a ride)

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
man i sure love balls and scrotum. by the way, i'm a fagboy. i fucking hate myself and can't deal with the fact my idol is as fat as buddha and can't sing. i must fucking kill myself and head on back to the sheep pen with all the other faggots.i am a fag.

three inch cock (getting rode like the true bitch i am by VHdamaco)

im glad you are finally owning up to being a homosexual...

now quit being an assjobber and get out of here...

here's my personal feelings about you, its a tried and true message sent from the son of god himself...


now get the fuck out of here

[VHdamaco]

i'm waiting for your next retarded comment...

you're nothing but a pure joke here now, you have no say in any of the matters and you're just a fucking douchebag that wants to drink a shitty brand of tequila all day and listen to lovey songs...

you're only going to ever share two stages with that fatass... i see it now...

the first one is in a gay porn, it will be the worst selling of all time...

the second will be on the fucking slab in the morgue...

i hope you die of aids you cunt

[s.o.s.r]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
man you sure love balls and scrotum eh fagboy? i fucking hate you and dont need to deal with your shite. fuck you. and head on back to the sheep pen with all the other faggots. you are a fag.

three lock rock (takin dafago for a ride)

this fucker belongs in a zoo. he's been owned so many times by everyone on this board he should be wearing a rubber mask, the pencil-dick gimp. what's his answer? "you're a fag, i'm so fuckin' cool, check me out, i called you a faggot, wow, i'm fuckin' nails, hey mom, look at this, i called someone a fag, aren't i cool." "yeah, get back in front of the camera so zed can do the cumshot on your face son." "sorry mom." he runs away from so much shit he has to take on here from every angle, this cunt should be the next prefontaine.

maybe the proposal should be this: stand and fight you worm. come on, i dare you, string a few sentences together, defend yourself. three inch cock's colours? a white cross on a white background.

saviour of stadium rock: running spineless yellow fuckers off daves's board.