You know boys, (and I do mean BOYS) everyone hear is getting tired of your same old bullshit remarks. I mean, if you're going to fuck with us, at least bring the BIG GUNS. Not this BAM bullshit that Thorman favors.
So, as a good will gesture from THE SHEEP PEN ( what can I say, we PEN fuckers are nice guys) we come baring gifts.
Come to this page whenver you need a good zinger to put us "rothtards" in our place. It'll be much easier than using that peanut you consider a brain...and much more entertaining for us.
Consider this your RED ROCKIN' AMMO THREAD. Because really, between the three of you - your shit is getting so stale it should be thrown out like day old bread.
Here's a few - I'll add more later. Tom Vu - a pointer for you - just make every plural noun singular and break up the subject verb agreement. You might want to go back and misspell some of these too.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
You're family's so ugly when they sit down for dinner it looks like the bar scene from Star Wars. (Bueno Bob will NOT like this)
Your butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them.
Your girlfriend is so skanky, she puts a dollar over her head and says "All you can eat, under a dollar!"
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
So there you go assholes. Don't say we never gave you anything.
And in the words of J. Russel Lynes:
"The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved."
So, as a good will gesture from THE SHEEP PEN ( what can I say, we PEN fuckers are nice guys) we come baring gifts.
Come to this page whenver you need a good zinger to put us "rothtards" in our place. It'll be much easier than using that peanut you consider a brain...and much more entertaining for us.
Consider this your RED ROCKIN' AMMO THREAD. Because really, between the three of you - your shit is getting so stale it should be thrown out like day old bread.
Here's a few - I'll add more later. Tom Vu - a pointer for you - just make every plural noun singular and break up the subject verb agreement. You might want to go back and misspell some of these too.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
You're family's so ugly when they sit down for dinner it looks like the bar scene from Star Wars. (Bueno Bob will NOT like this)
Your butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them.
Your girlfriend is so skanky, she puts a dollar over her head and says "All you can eat, under a dollar!"
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
So there you go assholes. Don't say we never gave you anything.
And in the words of J. Russel Lynes:
"The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved."
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