Some Advice For The Army

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Ignore the self-proclaimed 'Killer Ts'.

Ignore their threads (mods, lock them)

Ignore their posts

IGNORE THEM!!!!!!!


After a while, they'll go.

You know they are spineless, otherwise The 3 Incher would have taken up my challenge.

[Matt White]

They fear you Shaun, because you have the TRUTH & the clear vision it provides!

[vanzilla]

WORD.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

That's right-I, like evrybody else on the site, own them ALL like motherfuckers.

[Figs]

in short, don't feed the trolls

[Shaun Ponsonby]

ABSO-FUCKING-EXACTLY.

They WANT us to react the way we are reacting, so just ignore them, and they will go.

[Jesterstar]

I'm here to STAY BITCHES.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm here to STAY BITCHES.

Didn't Nixon say that in July 1974?

[bueno bob]

Let me tell you about Three Lock, Vu, and Thorman:

They are attention starved. Now, I'm sure it must be grate having such a wonderful yankest at the Red Rocker forums, but these are the sorts of guys who thrive on negative attention - that is to say, they enjoy the hatred we spew their direction, the ill feedback, and in short, the attention.

I have NO DOUBT at all that they despise all things Roth related - and why?

Because Sammy wasn't what made Van Halen. In fact, Sammy is what crashed Van Halen. Of course, he had Alex and Ed's help in doing so, but a grate majority of the blame falls squarely on Sam's shoulders for taking Van Halen into a safer, more predictable direction.

I have no doubt also that they love Sammy, and that's whatever it is - Sam has his supporters, fair enough, but they're sorely pissed that Van Halen will always be remembered as the band that had David Lee Roth in it, and 11-12 years of Sammy Hagar has done nothing to deter that.

So they come here and spew their shit to anybody that will get pissed off by it, not in the vain efforts to convert anyone, but in the sole effort to console themselves of the inevitable fact that Hagar has been but a pothole on the Van Halen super highway.

They probably won't leave, so long as they're able to stroke their own egos, but the truth is undeniable - they won't admit it, but they know it better than even do, because they're on the other side of the fence and have to experience that knowledge first hand. I almost feel sorry for their lot in life.

[ALinChainz]

That, and they're gay.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
That, and they're gay.

Yes, this is also true.

[Three Lock Rock]

your all such a bunch of fucking faggots.

three lock rock, owning away!

[Soul Reaper]

three lock rock, owning nothing!

[Three Lock Rock]

fuck off! the only thing you know about is being gay, fagghit!

[FORD]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
three lock rock, owning nothing!

That's not entirely true. I've heard he owns stock in Hormel foods Inc. (makers of SPAM)

Hagar paid him the shares for a (blow) job well done.

[Three Lock Rock]

and david pays you to lick the cheese out of his ass...worse yet, david has to pay people to PRINT HIS ALBUMS. how fucking gay is THAT?

[Thorman]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Ignore the self-proclaimed 'Killer Ts'.

Ignore their threads (mods, lock them)

Ignore their posts

IGNORE THEM!!!!!!!


After a while, they'll go.

You know they are spineless, otherwise The 3 Incher would have taken up my challenge.

The 3 T's are going nowhere..this is a Sammy site in which we talk about CVH...Remember, CVH = Sammy

Bam

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Thorman
The 3 T's are going nowhere..

Don't be so sure doughboy ...

You may not have a say in the matter.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Don't be so sure doughboy ...

You may not have a say in the matter.


Kick his ass, Seabass!!:D

[Angel]

Originally posted by Thorman
The 3 T's are going nowhere..this is a Sammy site in which we talk about CVH...Remember, CVH = Sammy

Bam

FUCK, you're from Canada? I heard there were spammers up here, but never really believed it... You obviously have no idea what the word "classic" means, except for "classic idiot", like you.

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Thorman
The 3 T's are going nowhere..this is a Sammy site in which we talk about CVH...Remember, CVH = Sammy

Bam

This isn't a Sammy site, are you blind??!!

Mr. T could kick the 3 T's ass!

I pity you fools!

[Rikk]

I don't like the idea of banning or censoring or closing down threads. This place prides itself on freedom of speech and we shouldn't change that...even for three idiots that don't know how to speak English and have horrible taste in music.

[American Gypsy]

Originally posted by Rikk
I don't like the idea of banning or censoring or closing down threads. This place prides itself on freedom of speech and we shouldn't change that...even for three idiots that don't know how to speak English and have horrible taste in music.

Those guys are needed. They show everyone who reads thier posts that really stupid people are not discriminated against on this site.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by American Gypsy
Those guys are needed. They show everyone who reads thier posts that really stupid people are not discriminated against on this site.

Exactly. We should be spending less time debating on whether or not their posts should exist and more time debating which one is the dumbest...

Hmmm...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
and david pays you to lick the cheese out of his ass...worse yet, david has to pay people to PRINT HIS ALBUMS. how fucking gay is THAT?

No, the record companies do that, EVERY record company does tat for EVERY ACT otherwise nobody's albums would EVER get released.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
fuck off! the only thing you know about is being gay, fagghit!

Seriously...that was possibly THE single worst comeback in the history of ANYTHING.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

FUCK!

I just HATE (I'm using the word hate here, that's a STRONG word) the 3 Fags.

ALAN WILL SMITE THEE.

[Warham]

These guys are rank amateurs.

The best trolls have already come and gone.

[Hardrock69]

Those three are just envious. Their gay singer hero is lame like a mutherfucker.

They WISH he was like Dave, and it infuriates them that they worship a fat, cock-gobbling klown, while we think Uncle Dave is THE MOTHERFUCKING MAN!!!.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Seriously...that was possibly THE single worst comeback in the history of ANYTHING.

'cept maybe van hagar '04.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I tried to erase that from my memory.

[franksters]

Shaun you aske us to ignore them, but yet you replie they dumb ass post????

[Rikk]

Originally posted by franksters
Shaun you aske us to ignore them, but yet you replie they dumb ass post????

Are you Shaun's dad now?

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by Rikk
I don't like the idea of banning or censoring or closing down threads. This place prides itself on freedom of speech and we shouldn't change that...even for three idiots that don't know how to speak English and have horrible taste in music.

Well, we can but agree, it's part of the house's policy.

Though, in a thread I launched a few days ago and that I entitled "Intruders", which interested er... nobody, (not the slightest reply :D ), I compared those nitwit's invasion of the board with boors messing your home and insulting you (which is what they actually do). The fact is the room they're taking has got intolerable. They've become omnipresent. All the threads they bungle + their own pointless threads + the whole jester nuisance = damn too much space for so few morons :rolleyes:

[Jano]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
Well, we can but agree, it's part of the house's policy.

Though, in a thread I launched a few days ago and that I entitled "Intruders", which interested er... nobody, (not the slightest reply :D ), I compared those nitwit's invasion of the board with boors messing your home and insulting you (which is what they actually do). The fact is the room they're taking has got intolerable. They've become omnipresent. All the threads they bungle + their own pointless threads + the whole jester nuisance = damn too much space for so few morons :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
Well, we can but agree, it's part of the house's policy.

Though, in a thread I launched a few days ago and that I entitled "Intruders", which interested er... nobody, (not the slightest reply :D ), I compared those nitwit's invasion of the board with boors messing your home and insulting you (which is what they actually do). The fact is the room they're taking has got intolerable. They've become omnipresent. All the threads they bungle + their own pointless threads + the whole jester nuisance = damn too much space for so few morons :rolleyes:
My french brother is right!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by franksters
Shaun you aske us to ignore them, but yet you replie they dumb ass post????

Where did you learn to type that badly?

You're as bad as the Faggy Ts when you do that.

What's the point in one person ignoring them when everybody else isn't? When everyone else ignores them, then I'll ignore them. But, until then, I'll just carry on 'taking names' or whatever the fuck they use as their motto these days.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by Jano
My french brother is right!

Cheers bro! ;)

But now, what can we do about it?

Shaun suggested to ignore them, then one of them wound up and he got his share of bashing... as usual. :D

I think I'm going to use the "ignore list" option. I just hope it also works with the threads launched by the ignored assholes.

[Rikk]

I truly think too many posters actually enjoy attacking sheep. Ignoring them ain't likely.

Do they deserve the attention? Fuck no. Will they get it? Probably.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

That is my point exactly.

[franksters]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Ignore the self-proclaimed 'Killer Ts'.

Ignore their threads (mods, lock them)

Ignore their posts

IGNORE THEM!!!!!!!


After a while, they'll go.

You know they are spineless, otherwise The 3 Incher would have taken up my challenge.

Shaun sorry about the bad spelling, I just agrre with what you said, but maybe i just didn't read it correctly?

[franksters]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
ABSO-FUCKING-EXACTLY.

They WANT us to react the way we are reacting, so just ignore them, and they will go.

to my understanding, ignoring them is what you propose to us.

and I agree with that, because when we reply to their gay thread or post we are just feeding them and probably missing out on something interesting.

or maybe we should just go pollute their fuckin mcfaggot website, Send some troopers and really go to war with them, we are an army aren't we?

[franksters]

Originally posted by Jano
My french brother is right!

I absolutly agree with the fact that their fuckin comment are taking too much space and that everywhere you look you see them!

i'm french too!

partons en guerre sur leur site!

[Rikk]

Jesus Christ, reading your posts is like marking a history essay written by a kindergarten student.

[franksters]

and you think reading you whinning all the time is actually better!

:)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by franksters
and you think reading you whinning all the time is actually better!

:)

When have I been "whinning"? Do you and THREE LOCK ROCK share the same brain when it comes to typing and grammatical skills?:D

[franksters]

happy birthday anyway!!

columbo rikk!!! you know what I mean..

[Rikk]

Much obliged.:)

[franksters]

How old are you anyway?

[Rikk]

30.

[franksters]

I was in t.o. a few months ago and I went out to the DRAKE hotel..

we had a blast we were hammered and at one point ''hot for teachers''

started playin... i was flabergasted.... ssssoo awsome to hear it loud in a club, lots of booze, lots of babes...

fuckin nice place too!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by franksters
we had a blast we were hammered and at one point ''hot for teachers''

The song is called "Hot For Teacher," you fucking nimrod.

DLR7884
Some fan you are!

[franksters]

sorry for the spelling, DLR7884GOD!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by franksters
sorry for the spelling, DLR7884GOD!

Don't forget it, psycho.

DLR7884
;)

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Thorman
The 3 T's are going nowhere..this is a Sammy site in which we talk about CVH...Remember, CVH = Sammy

Bam

This is what a SAMMY HAGAR fansite sounds like:

**crickets churping**

[franksters]

hey nick I was at that concert ! in montreal april 19 1984 21 years ago..

ah good old memory, a true magic moment!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by franksters
or maybe we should just go pollute their fuckin mcfaggot website, Send some troopers and really go to war with them, we are an army aren't we?

Somebody already has. He called himself Daveorthegrave, and left a link for the army. I am blaming HIM for the 3 fags.

[franksters]

so this is not a good plan, so what do we do?

[Three Lock Rock]

You shuold stop being faggy.

You faggy faggit!

Three Lock Rock (owning a way, rothtards!)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
You shuold stop being faggy.

You faggy faggit!

Three Lock Rock (owning a way, rothtards!)

"faggy faggit"? You are getting dumber with each post.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=494441

[Three Lock Rock]

Rikk.

learn how to spell you're own name.

Three Lock Rock (owning R-I-C-K the prick)

[Three Lock Rock]

Whose Lou, rick?

Your buttfag bnoyfriend?

Laaugh out loud.

Three Lock Rock (500000 wats of POWER!)

[Redballjets88]

are you talking?

[Three Lock Rock]

are you talking? [/B][/QUOTE]

Yes. you keep folowing me around, lke a little SHEEP.

Three Lock Rock (Owner of Davey sheep)

[Big Fat Sammy]

I really do believe that the people who prefer Sammy to Dave are either ...

A) Uneducated

or

B) Have a major personality flaw

It has nothing to do with taste in music

[Redballjets88]

im gunna be like ur fuckin shadow just so you realize that you dont exsist and anytime you think you have said something smart ill remind you of hoe you dont exsist

[Three Lock Rock]

oh, your 16 yr old.

It's not too late...the 3T's can still help you.

Three Lock Rock (teaching/and owning the young)

[Redballjets88]

look you can teach me a lot of things but since im not into gay sex i dont want to learn your curriculum

[Redballjets88]

16 and 400 times smarter about music than you

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
16 and 400 times smarter about music than you

You are 16?? Cool dude. Damn straight.

[VHdamaco]

youth is running around this place and hanging with the vets...

it's like the youth explosion of the nba, except we're not lowering the level of play to levels of shit...

[Redballjets88]

yeah i got fed up with how gay todays music is and vh was good and dlr vh was the best so thats why im here

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
yeah i got fed up with how gay todays music is and vh was good and dlr vh was the best so thats why im here

i'll be hard press to find something that i enjoy nowadays...

but shit, here's a five star for you redball, just for knowing what good shit is at your age (not to such like an old fuck, but i feel like it sometimes), and not listening to that shit out today...

[superdave]

I try to ignore the 3 stooges, but their stupidity is too hard to ignore, and for some reason, usually when I confront them, they disappear

[VHdamaco]

c'mon now sd, i like the three stooges, don't ruin their legacy by associating their name with the three fucktwats...

[superdave]

sorry, VHd, valid point--fucktwats is better

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
yeah i got fed up with how gay todays music is and vh was good and dlr vh was the best so thats why im here

Same reason I'm here...more or less (I'm 16 too, yes, 3IC is scared that he's gonna get his ass kicked by a 16 year old!!), I got into Dave when I was about 3 or 4.

[superdave]

Shaun, they always seem to duck when you call them out as well

[franksters]

.

[Three Lock Rock]

the 3T connetion is owning this place

Look how many threads the gay rothfucktards have made about our squad!

Three Lock Rock (kickin' ass here)

[VHdamaco]

again, there is a difference between owning and getting owned...

simply stating "kicking ass here" (it's more like licking ass here) does nothing to improve your position, it makes you look like a fucking idiot...

anyways, i don't want to hear from you until your mother learns how to suck a golf ball through a straw, she left a bunch of teethmarks on my dick...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by superdave
Shaun, they always seem to duck when you call them out as well

That's because they are terrified of getting their ass kicked by a youngster.

Seriously.

For example-

---------------------------------------------------------
Tom Vu, "you're millionaire", aren't ya?

Then I quote the brilliant words of the great 20th century philosopher Lemmy Kilmister, who said...

"Come on, baby, eat the rich
Bite down on the sonofabitch
Don't mess up, don't give me no switch
Come on, baby and eat the rich
Come on, baby, eat your suuper
Come on, honey, bite that fucker"
(Eat The Rich, Rock N Roll, 1987)

I link this with some more words of wisdom from The Lemster, this is simply-

"Die You Bastard" (Die You Bastard, Another Perfect Day, 1983)

So, if I was to listen to these words of wisdom, which I always do in Lemmy's cases, I would be a cannibal and eat your yellow-ass.

LOOK OUT FOR ME IN YOUR KITCHEN, BITCH, I'M GONNA COME AND EAT YOU ALIVE, MOTHERFUCKER.
--------------------------------------------------------

Now, that is a stupid, stupid thing to say, something on their level. That is possibly the single worst insult that I have used (although, when I was about 2 or 3 I called my cusin a cat, hoping he would be offended), yet I bet that they will not answer me. They KNOW that I am much better than them. I contridict them on EVERYTHING. I'll give a step-by-step guide of what is wrong with what they are saying. They are getting worse since I keep bringing up the fact that they are

COWARDS

since they still haven't given me an answer to whether or not they're gonna come here to see me or not. What 3IC did was say "No, I'll be assed raped by a rothtard", to which I replied, "fine, I'll sign something to say I wont touch your ass. Besides, I wouldn't want to ass rape a Hagar fan, I'll probably get Aids or something."

Seriously, he doesn't REALLY think I'm gonna ass rape him, he's just scared. He ducked out of it. I mean, only the welsh fuck sheep (well-known fact-or rather myth-round our way).

[Redballjets88]

van hagar = soft rock van halen = rock in roll at its peak

[Redballjets88]

i think the opinion of the below 18 crowd is best because we are past the years of vh being really enormous . like i got vh1 first n then 3 years later greatest hits and listened to the whole thing and realized that dave is much better while all of the van hagar songs on it were soft rock except poundcake but that is mediocre at best against any great dave song

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Seriously, NO under 18s I know like Hagar. I know only 7 people under 18 who like VH, and none of them like Hagar.

[Redballjets88]

its true because you get equally exposed to vh and vhagar like on the radio and stuff but everyone realizes that dave is better

[superdave]

Every person that I know that likes Van Hagar is either a woman or gay, what does that tell you?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Its the same people that buy Bon Jovi albums.

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
its true because you get equally exposed to vh and vhagar like on the radio and stuff but everyone realizes that dave is better

no way dude, you don't get equal representation on the radio (thankfully)...

dave gets the majority of the airtime whenever i hear the radio...

[superdave]

here in Minnesota, Dave gets more air time than Sam, probably 7-1

[superdave]

and its always the usual 3 by Sam

y cant this b luv

c'mon baby tell me that you farted

when its love--one of the DRIPPIEST songs ever