Stillwell’s Hair Stylist: “Sammy Hagar is Annoying.”

[Stillwell]

As a sexy and prominent member of MY community, I try serve the people by looking like a sexy bitch. Looking good involves rigorous visits to a ritzy Day Spa and Salon. Well, while there the hair stylist asked “Stillwell, now that summer is near, what are your plans?” I responded that nothing was concrete, everything is in FLOW, but two things are certain: I am going to see Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth in concert. My hair stylist’s response was “Ooohh, Sammy Hagar is annoying. I don’t like his voice or his style. He has a stupid name for his band too.” He then proceeded to style my hair and make it ever so sexy.

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[DLR7884]

Fag.

DLR7884
Or do you prefer metrosexual?

[Stillwell]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Fag.

DLR7884
Or do you prefer metrosexual?

Time to give your mother a sponge bath.

[Stillwell]

DLR7884 shaves his pubes to get that sexy 7 yr old look that's popular among Priests and Scout Masters.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Stillwell
DLR7884, where do you go to dye your pubes? Or do you just shave them off for that sexy 7 yr old look that's popular among Priests and Scout Masters?

I shave my balls with a straight razor twice a month.

My woman loves it.

DLR7884
Why do you ask?

[Stillwell]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I shave my balls with a straight razor twice a month.

My woman loves it.

DLR7884
Why do you ask?

Gotta have a steady hand for that. See, chronic masturbation can improve your skills and quality of life.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Stillwell
Gotta have a steady hand for that. See, chronic masturbation can improve your skills and quality of life.

A steady hand, indeed.

It's got nothing to do with masturbation....just a gift I have.

DLR7884
And a little hand-eye coordination.

[DLR7884]

Moving this to NON.

DLR7884
See ya there.

[Stillwell]

The NON is slowing becoming a Carnival of Cunts. Fiesta!!!!

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by Stillwell
DLR7884 shaves his pubes to get that sexy 7 yr old look that's popular among Priests and Scout Masters.

LOL

[Nitro Express]

Let's not forget Michael "I'm Peter Pan, let me suck your young publess dick!" Jackson.