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DLR7884
04-30-2005, 09:19 PM
http://ruthlessreviews.com/forum/search.php?search_author=Jesterstar

Wow.

What a fucking loser.

There is no way you have a girlfriend dude.

Between the Rogan board, hitchworld, the Army, and ruthless reviews (not to mention your homo blogger), there is no way you would have time for a girlfriend. Unless, of course, she was a fucking ugly computer nerd.

I tend to think you are either really gay, or your girlfriend is a crudely constructed sex doll using chicken skin and a coke bottle.

DLR7884
You are one nutty fuck!

Jérôme Frenchise
04-30-2005, 09:43 PM
:D Well done bro!!

Who could imagine it takes so much time to be a pseudo-star? Amazing!

Jesterstar
04-30-2005, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by DLR7884
http://ruthlessreviews.com/forum/search.php?search_author=Jesterstar

Wow.

What a fucking loser.

There is no way you have a girlfriend dude.

Between the Rogan board, hitchworld, the Army, and ruthless reviews (not to mention your homo blogger), there is no way you would have time for a girlfriend. Unless, of course, she was a fucking ugly computer nerd.

I tend to think you are either really gay, or your girlfriend is a crudely constructed sex doll using chicken skin and a coke bottle.

DLR7884
You are one nutty fuck!


Let give you this owning broken down so that DLR1800Hotsexx just is receiving.

First. He's been on the net Jerking his cock off to me. Looking up my name probably one of the most googled things on the net.

Anyway he jerking off looking up my name. But then brings up a board that couldn't handle me. That I totally destroyed pretty much by myself because FLAPPO was banned from it in about 5 minuets. We ran that place into a frenzy. People from the site were sending me threataning E-mails. I MEAN TALK ABOUT OWNING. I think that should serve as a lesson to all of you that JESTERSTAR FUCKING OWNS MESSAGE BOARDS IT"S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.

Back to DLR-GAy-SEXX getting owning by JESTERSTAR As he does daily.

Dude just keep brining me up. RUTHLESS FORUMS ONE OF MY GRATEST ACOMPLISHMENTS EVER. BROUGHT TO YOU FROM DLR7884 or as I like to think of him as the formerly straight guy who once had a life now is inside on a satuday night googling jesterstars name hopiong that some of the porno pic I took in the past get leaked and you can jerk off in your own mouth and pretend it was me.

YOUR OWNED!!!!!!!!

DLR7884
04-30-2005, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Let give you this owning broken down so that DLR1800Hotsexx just is receiving.

First. He's been on the net Jerking his cock off to me. Looking up my name probably one of the most googled things on the net.

Anyway he jerking off looking up my name. But then brings up a board that couldn't handle me. That I totally destroyed pretty much by myself because FLAPPO was banned from it in about 5 minuets. We ran that place into a frenzy. People from the site were sending me threataning E-mails. I MEAN TALK ABOUT OWNING. I think that should serve as a lesson to all of you that JESTERSTAR FUCKING OWNS MESSAGE BOARDS IT"S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.

Back to DLR-GAy-SEXX getting owning by JESTERSTAR As he does daily.

Dude just keep brining me up. RUTHLESS FORUMS ONE OF MY GRATEST ACOMPLISHMENTS EVER. BROUGHT TO YOU FROM DLR7884 or as I like to think of him as the formerly straight guy who once had a life now is inside on a satuday night googling jesterstars name hopiong that some of the porno pic I took in the past get leaked and you can jerk off in your own mouth and pretend it was me.

YOUR OWNED!!!!!!!!


Huh?

DLR7884
I can't read Gay.

Jesterstar
04-30-2005, 09:57 PM
I forgot your only fluent in Cock in the ass leboneez.

DLR7884
04-30-2005, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
JESTERSTAR FUCKING OWNS MESSAGE BOARDS IT"S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.

No you don't, you're a mailclerk and you cut lawns on the weekend.


Originally posted by Jesterstar
DLR7884 or as I like to think of him as the formerly straight guy who once had a life now is inside on a satuday night googling jesterstars name hopiong that some of the porno pic I took in the past get leaked and you can jerk off in your own mouth and pretend it was me.

YOUR OWNED!!!!!!!!

I'm inside on a Saturday night because it's fucking raining outside, I'm tired, and I feel like shit.

Thinking about you, your life, and the fact that you stated

Originally posted by Jesterstar
RUTHLESS FORUMS ONE OF MY GRATEST ACOMPLISHMENTS EVER.
has really made me feel better.

Pretty sad when one of your "greatest accomplishments" (btw~you didn't spell either word correctly) is "owning" a fucking messageboard.

DLR7884
Gonna ban me, and my ISP? LOL.

DLR7884
04-30-2005, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I forgot your only fluent in Cock in the ass leboneez.

I still don't think that it's possible you are in your mid 20's.

DLR7884
How many yards did you mow today?

Big Troubles
04-30-2005, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
\ JESTERSTAR FUCKING OWNS MESSAGE BOARDS IT"S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.



bizarre... The rest of us just have real jobs. :D You are the God of your own world. Population 1. Fuck, you are a creepy little bastard.

Dr. Love
04-30-2005, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
bizarre... The rest of us just have real jobs. :D You are the God of your own world. Population 1. Fuck, you are a creepy little bastard.

People that can't make it in the real world try to become (in)famous on the internet. It's a sign of complete failure.

pete
04-30-2005, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Let give you this owning broken down so that DLR1800Hotsexx just is receiving.

First. He's been on the net Jerking his cock off to me. Looking up my name probably one of the most googled things on the net.

Anyway he jerking off looking up my name. But then brings up a board that couldn't handle me. That I totally destroyed pretty much by myself because FLAPPO was banned from it in about 5 minuets. We ran that place into a frenzy. People from the site were sending me threataning E-mails. I MEAN TALK ABOUT OWNING. I think that should serve as a lesson to all of you that JESTERSTAR FUCKING OWNS MESSAGE BOARDS IT"S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.

Back to DLR-GAy-SEXX getting owning by JESTERSTAR As he does daily.

Dude just keep brining me up. RUTHLESS FORUMS ONE OF MY GRATEST ACOMPLISHMENTS EVER. BROUGHT TO YOU FROM DLR7884 or as I like to think of him as the formerly straight guy who once had a life now is inside on a satuday night googling jesterstars name hopiong that some of the porno pic I took in the past get leaked and you can jerk off in your own mouth and pretend it was me.

YOUR OWNED!!!!!!!!

in-doob-idably - owned

soooo stoooooopid

Warham
04-30-2005, 10:15 PM
Truly tasteless.

Jesterstar
04-30-2005, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
People that can't make it in the real world try to become (in)famous on the internet. It's a sign of complete failure.

Of the Beggining of something so big. None of you saw it comming.


JESTERSTAR IS THE FUTURE.

MAX
04-30-2005, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Of the Beggining of something so big. None of you saw it comming.


JESTERSTAR IS THE FUTURE.

:sleepy: :sleepy: :sleepy:

Dr. Love
05-01-2005, 01:12 AM
LOL! Nice!

MAX
05-01-2005, 01:19 AM
Thanks and oops.... I mispelled Sharky. :o Oh well, let's just say that I did it so Jizzy's pea-brain could read it. :)

Hardrock69
05-01-2005, 02:08 AM
LMFAO @ MAX!!!

FORD
05-01-2005, 02:41 AM
Bang Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down on Jizzy's head.....

Big Troubles
05-01-2005, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Of the Beggining of something so big. None of you saw it comming.


JESTERSTAR IS THE FUTURE.

I smelled it coming... Go away little man. You no longer amuse.

Big Troubles
05-01-2005, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by MAX
:sleepy: :sleepy: :sleepy:

LMAO! Nice.

LoungeMachine
05-01-2005, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
People that can't make it in the real world try to become (in)famous on the internet. It's a sign of complete failure.

Exactly!!!

JesterSTOOL is just another failure to end up here, along the lines of

KATYDID

AND

JOE THUNDER


ALL 3 have created a world in HERE where they actually ARE somebody, and where other give a shit. Unlike their "real" lives"


Great Job, DLR7884.

I thought his GayBlog was the epitome of FAG Loserness before:rolleyes:

JizzySTOOL - OWNED AGAIN

Jesterstar
05-02-2005, 09:54 AM
Owned by nothing. Ruthless army got owned and you fags crave my fucking cock. Suck it bitches.

bueno bob
05-02-2005, 10:31 AM
I'm really lucky I haven't been banned yet!

Jesterstar
05-02-2005, 12:09 PM
Your a ball of Yarn and I am the Cat. This FEline has claws and will Scratch you when the time is right.

Brett
05-02-2005, 01:24 PM
Is life this boring in Syracuse?

Jesterstar
05-02-2005, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Brett
Is life this boring in Syracuse?

Life in syracuse has been compared to your sex life so yes it's lifeless and boring.

American Gypsy
05-02-2005, 01:29 PM
Jesterstar,
is that NY or Greece?

Jesterstar
05-02-2005, 01:30 PM
NY I actually live about 8 miles south. I use to live right in Hanover Square right in downtown syracuse. But me and my girl moved soon after.

American Gypsy
05-02-2005, 01:44 PM
Rock on Syracuse! Been there, did that & fuckin' loved it!

GAR
05-02-2005, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Life in syracuse has been compared to your sex life so yes it's lifeless and boring.

HE JUST OWNED®™ BRETT~!!

HAHAHAAHAHAHA~!

I've never seen such super-human OwnerSHIP in all the net, in all my years!

People, introducing JesterStar Supreme Hi-Octane Unleaded. Stop now and just give it up, because he never stops owning and you're not bright enough to counter him - if you need validation you should visit joerogan.net forums' "SHIT TALKING 101" board.

Nobody out-debates TheSTAR™. You need to edit his statements to win, but then that's not a fair debate izzit?

In any case we now see Brett fall as a victim, and I'm just as they say ROTMFFLMAO

LoungeMachine
05-02-2005, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by GAR


I've never seen such super-human OwnerSHIP in all the net, in all my years!



Well, you're a fucking idiot.

So we're not surprised:rolleyes:

Carmine
05-02-2005, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by American Gypsy
Rock on Syracuse! Been there, did that & fuckin' loved it!


:cool:

Brett
05-02-2005, 02:10 PM
Gar, the resident Army shitstool speaks. And lo and behold, it's pointless as per the norm.

I'm owned? LOL, by who, some net geek in Syracuse? Ok sounds good.

Jesterstar
05-02-2005, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by GAR
HE JUST OWNED®™ BRETT~!!

HAHAHAAHAHAHA~!

I've never seen such super-human OwnerSHIP in all the net, in all my years!

People, introducing JesterStar Supreme Hi-Octane Unleaded. Stop now and just give it up, because he never stops owning and you're not bright enough to counter him - if you need validation you should visit joerogan.net forums' "SHIT TALKING 101" board.

Nobody out-debates TheSTAR™. You need to edit his statements to win, but then that's not a fair debate izzit?

In any case we now see Brett fall as a victim, and I'm just as they say ROTMFFLMAO

Gar GET'S it. I am a force only comparable to the good people at CAMP POPGEAR/

These fucks don't reconize GAR they don't even know what they are being set up for. Call me on THE BAT PHONE sometime. We can figure out how to get these losers out of the OWNEDEDEST situation they've ever seen.

Jesterstar
05-02-2005, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Brett
Gar, the resident Army shitstool speaks. And lo and behold, it's pointless as per the norm.

I'm owned? LOL, by who, some net geek in Syracuse? Ok sounds good.

Your Owned by the Fact that you count the times you've been laid by the amount of times you could coodinate your hand to handle your tiny cock enough to orgamzm which when your dealing with a quater inch of lenth and a quater of a quater inch of width isn't a easy task.

LoungeMachine
05-02-2005, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Your Owned by the Fact that you count the times you've been laid by the amount of times you could coodinate your hand to handle your tiny cock enough to orgamzm which when your dealing with a quater inch of lenth and a quater of a quater inch of width isn't a easy task.

Seriously, all kidding aside.



YOU ARE STUPID AS HELL.


I MEAN DUMB



IGNORANT





STOOOOOPID:rolleyes:





There's nothing to be proud of about it. You have the IQ of a doorknob


No amount of "owning" in here will negate the fact YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID


Intelligence earns respect. NOT stupidity:cool:

LoungeMachine
05-02-2005, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar


and a quater of a quater inch

Known by educated people as 1/16th of an inch

AND IT'S QUARTER

what's a "quater"

:rolleyes:

Brett
05-02-2005, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Your Owned by the Fact that you count the times you've been laid by the amount of times you could coodinate your hand to handle your tiny cock enough to orgamzm which when your dealing with a quater inch of lenth and a quater of a quater inch of width isn't a easy task.

Sorry I don't speak Mid-20's Pimple-Faced Virgin Net Geekese. Can someone translate?

Stillwell
05-02-2005, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by Brett
Sorry I don't speak Mid-20's Pimple-Faced Virgin Net Geekese. Can someone translate?

TRANSLATION: Brett is an OWNED Bitch.

Jesterstar
05-03-2005, 07:05 AM
Lounge Machine and Brett are fuckiing OWNED losers. They are destroyed and I have left nothing behind.

MAX
05-03-2005, 07:25 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
They are destroyed and I have left nothing behind.

That's excellent to hear that you are wearing a pair of Depends from the box of adult diapers that Dr. Love and myself bought for you. :) You were leaving behind not only an unbearable stench but your snail trail was bleaching the ceramic tiles. This will save the place a fortune.

Jesterstar
05-03-2005, 07:37 AM
Save it Max, I'm a Webmaster now. Don't fuck with me.

ashstralia
05-03-2005, 07:53 AM
i think your cheeky grin rocks, jestie.
i bet your girlfriend loves it when you
shave, and then throw poo at her
through the bars at feeding time.

ashstralia
05-03-2005, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Save it Max, I'm a Webmasturbator now. Don't fuck with me.
Unless you mean it. Seriussly, i am up for gay sex.

Dr. Love
05-03-2005, 08:07 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Gar GET'S it. I am a force only comparable to the good people at CAMP POPGEAR/

These fucks don't reconize GAR they don't even know what they are being set up for. Call me on THE BAT PHONE sometime. We can figure out how to get these losers out of the OWNEDEDEST situation they've ever seen.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=493999

ashstralia
05-03-2005, 08:15 AM
magnificent.

Jesterstar
05-03-2005, 08:49 AM
Yea he illegally hacked my account. I'm going to ban him most.

flappo
05-03-2005, 09:09 AM
look , i'm a webmasturbator too !

LoungeMachine
05-03-2005, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Lounge Machine and Brett are fuckiing OWNED losers. They are destroyed and I have left nothing behind.

Owned by a dirt poor balding mail clerk who plays shitty guitar and pretends to be a webmaster.......


fuck we're owned by a piece of shit like you?

damn.:D

Jesterstar
05-03-2005, 09:56 AM
Please I am hardly shit. The Best part is you claim to have been a famous guitar player. But the only Guitar you ever played was strumming a cock at a Gay Film Porn Festival where you film "Anus of Disaster" Topped the fucking running for most anal in a movie ever. Your a gay fag. OWNEND>

LoungeMachine
05-03-2005, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Please I am hardly shit.

BUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D



So true.

You are HARDLY shit

you're BELOW shit.:D


You just OWNED yourself.

Who'dathunkit:rolleyes:

LoungeMachine
05-03-2005, 10:10 AM
And I've heard you.

you SUCK.

terrible.

fucking beyond terrible.

Jesterstar
05-03-2005, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
BUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D



So true.

You are HARDLY shit

you're BELOW shit.:D


You just OWNED yourself.

Who'dathunkit:rolleyes:

So this is the life of the Former Guitar player of Wham. Doesn't George Michel return you calls??? Or is he still bitter over the break up.

LoungeMachine
05-03-2005, 10:14 AM
Porr Jizz Bucket.

Lies about becoming a Mod

Lies about becoming a Wbmaster

Finally has to PRETEND to be a webmaster

Dude, seriously.

YOU HAVE NO LIFE, NO MONEY, NO TALENT, NO HOPE, NO CAREER, NO BRAINS, ..........AND NO WEBMASTERSHIP























BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHHAHAHAHHAAH

Jesterstar
05-03-2005, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Porr Jizz Bucket.

Lies about becoming a Mod

Lies about becoming a Wbmaster

Finally has to PRETEND to be a webmaster

Dude, seriously.

YOU HAVE NO LIFE, NO MONEY, NO TALENT, NO HOPE, NO CAREER, NO BRAINS, ..........AND NO WEBMASTERSHIP

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHHAHAHAHHAAH

Your hope of me being the failure your trying to make me out to be makes me laugh most of all. You must be hard up if every post you make it trying to cut down the Mighty Redwood of a human that is JESTERSTAR.

A Loser like you can't do it. Now how about telling us about your successful band. Was it WINGER??? Is this Kurt Winger???

LoungeMachine
05-03-2005, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar


Is this Kurt Winger???

Kurt?

who the fuck is Kurt winger?

fuck you are stupid

Even when you try and be funny, you're a moron:rolleyes:

Jesterstar
05-03-2005, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Kurt?

who the fuck is Kurt winger?

fuck you are stupid

Even when you try and be funny, you're a moron:rolleyes:

I hit the nail on the head.

pete
05-03-2005, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I hit the nail on the head.

He knows the names of the members of WINGER.

OWNED

Jesterstar
05-03-2005, 12:16 PM
It was a test............I knew it was Kip.........But like a True Fan and also former Front man of the band he couldn't take not being known for who he was.

pete
05-03-2005, 12:40 PM
It's a tragicomedy

Jesterstar is purging the bitterness like a lance to a boil.

owning, helping, guiding

The 90's were unking to Kip.

Jesterstar
05-03-2005, 01:18 PM
Yep and now he is a fat loser who posts as Lounge Machine on a DLR board.

pete
05-03-2005, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Yep and now he is a fat loser who posts as Lounge Machine on a DLR board.

THAT IS NOT TRUE!!!!

He doesn't post

Jesterstar
05-03-2005, 05:03 PM
Lounge Machine is KIP WINGER!!!!!!!!!!! Except he's fat now.

Stillwell
05-03-2005, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Lounge Machine is KIP WINGER!!!!!!!!!!! Except he's fat now.

Better watch your step, Kip Winger knows ballet.

Dr. Love
05-03-2005, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Yea he illegally hacked my account. I'm going to ban him most.

ohnoes!! buhu!!!

eddieisking
05-03-2005, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Your Owned by the Fact that you count the times you've been laid by the amount of times you could coodinate your hand to handle your tiny cock enough to orgamzm which when your dealing with a quater inch of lenth and a quater of a quater inch of width isn't a easy task.


Why doesn't he use the 'spell check' button!! I mean, that IS what it's there for, isn't it?? For stupid people who can't spell??
What is he, 12 and flunking spelling class??
'coodinate??'
'quater?'
'orgamzm?'

what the fuck??:confused:

Jesterstar
05-03-2005, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by eddieisking
Why doesn't he use the 'spell check' button!! I mean, that IS what it's there for, isn't it?? For stupid people who can't spell??
What is he, 12 and flunking spelling class??

Actually I'm 25 and a whole lot of sexy. Get over it. You can't match looks with this. Now go worship your drunk hobo.

eddieisking
05-03-2005, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Actually I'm 25 and a whole lot of sexy. Get over it. You can't match looks with this. Now go worship your drunk hobo.


hmmmmm....25? Then you should know how to spell by now!!!:D

And you being 'a whole lot of sexy' remains to be seen OR proven..

And SHOW me something to 'get over' and I'll gladly do my best...

and sorry, the only 'drunk hobo' I've ever run across, is YOU...
you don't seem to be worth 'worshipping' as far as I can tell...

how do you guys say this?? oh yea...
OWNED!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

GAR
05-03-2005, 07:56 PM
Its a discussion board, not a worship site.

Hero worship is for losers who need an avatar for their real life.

Dr. Love
05-03-2005, 08:23 PM
25 and he works in a mail room.


Hilarious. :D

Stillwell
05-03-2005, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Now go worship your drunk hobo.

EddieIsKing is only allowed to see his Dad on weekends.

Jesterstar
05-03-2005, 08:44 PM
OWNED, Fuck the dude thinks Eddie Van Halen is a King and not a drunk Peice of shit. What a joke.

LoungeMachine
05-03-2005, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
OWNED, Fuck the dude thinks Eddie Van Halen is a King and not a drunk Peice of shit. What a joke.

Keep sweating for your $10/ hr there big shot:rolleyes:

Mail Room Biotch

Let us know when YOU'VE signed a deal with a 6 figure advance, and earned your first platinum sales level:cool:

sucks to be JizzySTOOL:D

LoungeMachine
05-03-2005, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by GAR

Hero worship is for losers who need an avatar for their real life.

Oh, you mean like adding a webbie bar to your avatar and PRETEND to run things?????

JizzySTOOL = hero to the retards:D

Dr. Love
05-03-2005, 08:51 PM
Anyone ever notice that the only person that thinks Jizzy is remotely attractive is ... himself?

Dr. Love
05-03-2005, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Oh, you mean like adding a webbie bar to your avatar and PRETEND to run things?????

JizzySTOOL = hero to the retards:D

LOL, the sad part is that Webmasters have 2 red bars...

eddieisking
05-03-2005, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by Stillwell
EddieIsKing is only allowed to see his Dad on weekends.


uuuummmm....eeerrr...I'm not a "his"
I'm a "her" ...Guess Jesterspam and spamwell don't know how to check profiles before posting!!!

and my dad has passed, thank you very much...

As quoted before, the only drunk hobo I've ever run across is you, and you don't seem worth worshipping...as far as I can tell.....:heyfu:

eddieisking
05-04-2005, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
OWNED, Fuck the dude thinks Eddie Van Halen is a King and not a drunk Peice of shit. What a joke.


again, I'm a dudette... geez,, does everyone else always have to repeat themselves to these two??

and why are you here, if you're not a Van Halen fan?? Huh? Twat??
Twat?? cunt hear you... This IS a VH/DLR forum, right?? Eddie was in Van Halen, right?? Along with DLR, right?
If you don't like Eddie, then why do you want to "OWN" everything here on this VH/DLR site, huh?
retard...............

manwiththedogs
05-04-2005, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Stop it you guys! I am so a Webmaster! I am!! My mommy told me so!!



:D

pete
05-04-2005, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by eddieisking
uuuummmm....eeerrr...I'm not a "his"
I'm a "her" ...Guess Jesterspam and spamwell don't know how to check profiles before posting!!!

and my dad has passed, thank you very much...

As quoted before, the only drunk hobo I've ever run across is you, and you don't seem worth worshipping...as far as I can tell.....:heyfu:

You are a HER with a penis of freakishly small proprtion.

Fuck you cunt.

Your mother was whore.
Your dad a gay pig.

Nobody OWNS you.

But your cheap to rent.

Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by eddieisking
again, I'm a dudette... geez,, does everyone else always have to repeat themselves to these two??

and why are you here, if you're not a Van Halen fan?? Huh? Twat??
Twat?? cunt hear you... This IS a VH/DLR forum, right?? Eddie was in Van Halen, right?? Along with DLR, right?
If you don't like Eddie, then why do you want to "OWN" everything here on this VH/DLR site, huh?
retard...............

THis is a ROTH SITE and not a VH site. It's all about Roth and if you like GAYGAR GET THE FUCK OUT.

Stillwell
05-04-2005, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by eddieisking
I'm not a "his"
I'm a "her"

That remains to be proven. Using my internet HYPOTHESIS, there is a ratio of 2 women for every 53 men on the internet. One of those two chicks being overweight and possibly with illegitimate children. You, SIR, are more than likely a 53 yr old convicted sex offender who gets a boner while posting on Van Halen message boards wearing nothing but a diaper and a fur coat..

Nickdfresh
05-04-2005, 09:35 AM
Actually I've seriously wondered if that's what "Julia's" about.

Cathedral
05-04-2005, 09:49 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
THis is a ROTH SITE and not a VH site. It's all about Roth and if you like GAYGAR GET THE FUCK OUT.

WoW, with this post you just moved up a notch in my book...that puts you at notch #1.

Keep up the good work and i'll reconsider renting you out to the newbies for sparing practice.

pete
05-04-2005, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by Cathedral
WoW, with this post you just moved up a notch in my book...that puts you at notch #1.

Keep up the good work and i'll reconsider renting you out to the newbies for sparing practice.

He is still gonna ban you!!!

Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 11:10 AM
Ban with stank on it.

Cathedral
05-04-2005, 11:12 AM
LMMFAO, yeah, i know!!!

Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 11:15 AM
With STANK ON IT.

Cathedral
05-04-2005, 11:34 AM
I heard you, yelling doesn't change the fact that you have been owned by so many people on this site that you are only available Pre-Owned now.
You have been so owned that you are actually on Back-Order, as in Out of Stock.

The only good news is that you are a NEW Release at Cockbuster and can be rented without fear of paying a late fee.

Giddy-up, Roody-Poo!

Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by Cathedral
I heard you, yelling doesn't change the fact that you have been owned by so many people on this site that you are only available Pre-Owned now.
You have been so owned that you are actually on Back-Order, as in Out of Stock.

The only good news is that you are a NEW Release at Cockbuster and can be rented without fear of paying a late fee.

Giddy-up, Roody-Poo!

Your getting banned and now because you had to play tough guy.........No T-shirt for you. Keep it up.

Cathedral
05-04-2005, 11:52 AM
Shut up, pack your bags and get in the trunk, you're OWNED by default, lol.

A T-shirt with Jesterstar written on it in Crayon?
I'll make my own with the word OWNED stamped across it, lol.

Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 12:01 PM
Yea I should make you a shirt that says owned. Because that is what you are.

Cathedral
05-04-2005, 12:04 PM
You still posting?
From here on out your posts are invisible, you are now officially banned from this site.

So stop typing, nobody can read it anymore.
You have been owned and sold more than a Yugo..... :)

Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 12:21 PM
What size do you want your OWNED shirt.

Fairwrning
05-04-2005, 12:30 PM
Dr. Love...your sig is killing me..lmao..i damn near fell outta my chair..:D :baaa:

eddieisking
05-04-2005, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by pete
You are a HER with a penis of freakishly small proprtion.

Fuck you cunt.

Your mother was whore.
Your dad a gay pig.

Nobody OWNS you.

But your cheap to rent.

Who the fuck are YOU??
Was I talking to YOU, spermbreath?:ky:
Nope...don't recall a 'pete'
P-penis
E-eater
T-twice
E-everyday

That's you...
:blow:

eddieisking
05-04-2005, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
THis is a ROTH SITE and not a VH site. It's all about Roth and if you like GAYGAR GET THE FUCK OUT.

That's right... it IS a Roth site
And wasn't Dave IN VanHalen... You dickless fag!
And knowing how bad you spell, was that "gaygar", or were you trying to say you like "gaybars"????
fucking retard..........

pete
05-04-2005, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by eddieisking
Who the fuck are YOU??
Was I talking to YOU, spermbreath?:ky:
Nope...don't recall a 'pete'
P-penis
E-eater
T-twice
E-everyday

That's you...
:blow:

This isn't men trasvestite's.com, now scoot. your father is waiting in the tool shed.

pete
05-04-2005, 04:06 PM
Shouldn't your caption read "Rocker FAT chick"?

Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by eddieisking
That's right... it IS a Roth site
And wasn't Dave IN VanHalen... You dickless fag!
And knowing how bad you spell, was that "gaygar", or were you trying to say you like "gaybars"????
fucking retard..........

God your the Dumbest woman I've ever come across on the net. Eddie is a souless fuck whom is all about Eddie. And you worship him. I wonder how you ever learned how to cook and clean. God how do you fold Laundy???

pete
05-04-2005, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
God your the Dumbest woman I've ever come across on the net. Eddie is a souless fuck whom is all about Eddie. And you worship him. I wonder how you ever learned how to cook and clean. God how do you fold Laundy???

Eddie hate fat bitches who flood the system with bastards!!!

pete
05-04-2005, 04:21 PM
Of course I'm referring to your mother.

'cause we know you're a man!!!!

Nickdfresh
05-04-2005, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by eddieisking
Who the fuck are YOU??
Was I talking to YOU, spermbreath?:ky:
Nope...don't recall a 'pete'
P-penis
E-eater
T-twice
E-everyday

That's you...
:blow:

No offense PETE, but she OWN3D you there.

pete
05-04-2005, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
No offense PETE, but she OWN3D you there.

Nigga Pleaz

The fact that IT claims to be a woman reverses the comedy potential.

What a fat cunt

Nickdfresh
05-04-2005, 04:34 PM
Ha ha!:D Well you've owned her enough too I suppose!

pete
05-04-2005, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Ha ha!:D Well you've owned her enough too I suppose!

She's more of a time share.

Park your cock for 1 day a year and increase her welfare income.

Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by pete
Eddie hate fat bitches who flood the system with bastards!!!

Seriously do you even know how to cook anything. If you don't then your not a woman.

pete
05-04-2005, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Seriously do you even know how to cook anything. If you don't then your not a woman.

Gov't cheeze for bastardized rodents.

Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by pete
Gov't cheeze for bastardized rodents.

She'd probably fuck that up also.

pete
05-04-2005, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
She'd probably fuck that up also.

actually, with all the unhygienic traffic that has passed through her bitter ass, I am sure she processes her own cheeze! LOL

Dr. Love
05-04-2005, 07:33 PM
Run out of alcohol, Pete?

pete
05-04-2005, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
Run out of alcohol, Pete?

uhhhhh, go fuck yer mom

Dr. Love
05-04-2005, 10:05 PM
Ah, there's that lowest common denominator I've come to expect from you.

Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 10:49 PM
The Lowest Common Denominator you have Dr GayLOVE is your fucking paycheck which I squash with my SUPERVISOR PAYCHECK in the MAILROOM. That's right I'm really rich.

Dr. Love
05-05-2005, 12:10 AM
Please. I saw your post on how much you make. I defeat that paycheck easily.

eddieisking
05-05-2005, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by pete


Nobody OWNS you.



You said it yourself, faggot... NOBODY owns me.....HA
Make up you mind.... that is, if you HAVE a mind..
it's pretty questionable at this point...
You two are living proof, that stupid people shouldn't breed...

LoungeMachine
05-05-2005, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
The Lowest Common Denominator you have Dr GayLOVE is your fucking paycheck which I squash with my SUPERVISOR PAYCHECK in the MAILROOM. That's right I'm really rich.

Puh-fucking-leese

You clear 30K a year TOPS

I pay my gardener more than that.

You're broke. You cant even afford to publish your music:rolleyes:

Fucking twat face Loser.

-Kip

Jesterstar
05-05-2005, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Puh-fucking-leese

You clear 30K a year TOPS

I pay my gardener more than that.

You're broke. You cant even afford to publish your music:rolleyes:

Fucking twat face Loser.

-Kip

Yea that's why your on a roth fan board boasting about it???

You hide here to hide from you sad life.

Rikk
05-05-2005, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
Run out of alcohol, Pete?

Hey, LOVE, don't you get tired of bringing the site down and boring the rest of us with your constant obsession with JESTERSTAR? I mean, the guy's nuts, sure. But give it a fucking rest. It's kinda pathetic. Look at your signature.

Rikk
05-05-2005, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
Please. I saw your post on how much you make. I defeat that paycheck easily.

:rolleyes:

Bro, for a man that is tired of fighting around here, this paycheck / dick-sizing comparison is pretty fucking amusing.

Jesterstar
05-05-2005, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by Rikk
Hey, LOVE, don't you get tired of bringing the site down and boring the rest of us with your constant obsession with JESTERSTAR? I mean, the guy's nuts, sure. But give it a fucking rest. It's kinda pathetic. Look at your signature.

He's just trying to keep the theme of pathetic going through his whole life.,

pete
05-05-2005, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by eddieisking
You said it yourself, faggot... NOBODY owns me.....HA
Make up you mind.... that is, if you HAVE a mind..
it's pretty questionable at this point...
You two are living proof, that stupid people shouldn't breed...

What a skank

Dr. Love
05-05-2005, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
Hey, LOVE, don't you get tired of bringing the site down and boring the rest of us with your constant obsession with JESTERSTAR? I mean, the guy's nuts, sure. But give it a fucking rest. It's kinda pathetic. Look at your signature.

I'll probably get tired of it when I've reached the amount of time we've all had to endure you bitching with Fab. :D

Dr. Love
05-05-2005, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
:rolleyes:

Bro, for a man that is tired of fighting around here, this paycheck / dick-sizing comparison is pretty fucking amusing.


I know, but my paycheck is humongous. You can't really tell about my dick though, what with Jesterstar cramming it halfway down his throat.

Dr. Love
05-05-2005, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
He's just trying to keep the theme of pathetic going through his whole life.,

No matter how I try, I'll never reach the continuity of patheticism you've achieved. ;)

LoungeMachine
05-05-2005, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
I'll probably get tired of it when I've reached the amount of time we've all had to endure you bitching with Fab. :D

Damn, dude

Took the words right off my keyboard

:cool:

Jesterstar
05-05-2005, 10:17 PM
Looks like Lounge and Dr LOVE are going to be humping tonight.

Rikk
05-05-2005, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
I'll probably get tired of it when I've reached the amount of time we've all had to endure you bitching with Fab. :D

Touche.;)

Rikk
05-05-2005, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Damn, dude

Took the words right off my keyboard

:cool:

Yeah. But at least JEST is funny.:p

Dr. Love
05-05-2005, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
mmmfmmmfm mfmfffmf mfmmmf fmmmf fmmmm

Bad Jesterstar. You know better than to talk with your mouth full.

LoungeMachine
05-05-2005, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Yea that's why your on a roth fan board boasting about it???

You hide here to hide from you sad life.



You think only poor people like you post on message boards?

seriously?

Many people who have done well, made a name for themselves, and have free time enjoy toying with inbred shitstains such as yourself.

it's fun.:D

It's easy.

And sometimes we have real intelligent conversations with great people here like ALinChainz, NickdFresh, FORD, Catherdral, DLr7884, Max, Dan, OD, Sesh, Dr. Love, A/P, BB, Warham, and a host of others.

You're here to start threads about yourself and live out gay fantasies about owning other men.

You fall into the katydid, Denny, Thunder group. Socially Retarded Attention Whores.


Own THAT. Bitch.:cool:

LoungeMachine
05-05-2005, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
Yeah. But at least JEST is funny.:p

No.

He's not.

If he's funny to you, congrats.

To each it's own:rolleyes:

LoungeMachine
05-05-2005, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Looks like Lounge and Dr LOVE are going to be humping tonight.

Hilarious Rikk

Should have his own HBO Special

Jesterstar
05-06-2005, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You think only poor people like you post on message boards?

seriously?

Many people who have done well, made a name for themselves, and have free time enjoy toying with inbred shitstains such as yourself.

it's fun.:D

It's easy.

And sometimes we have real intelligent conversations with great people here like ALinChainz, NickdFresh, FORD, Catherdral, DLr7884, Max, Dan, OD, Sesh, Dr. Love, A/P, BB, Warham, and a host of others.

You're here to start threads about yourself and live out gay fantasies about owning other men.

You fall into the katydid, Denny, Thunder group. Socially Retarded Attention Whores.


Own THAT. Bitch.:cool:

Not a problem. The Fact is I wouldn't talk about myself all the time if people like you weren't so fasinated by me. That reenforces my idea that I am special and need to let the world know. YOUR OWNED AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Oh FUCK you just got Trashed and I wouldn't blame you if you never posted here again.

Dr. Love
05-06-2005, 08:46 AM
Oh, you're special, all right.

Jesterstar
05-06-2005, 08:54 AM
Creative REsponse DR GAYLOVE.

Cathedral
05-06-2005, 09:15 AM
Memories of the short bus still haunt you, don't they?

Short Bus Rampage (http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-209.htm)

FasterPussycat
05-06-2005, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by DLR7884
http://ruthlessreviews.com/forum/search.php?search_author=Jesterstar

Wow.

What a fucking loser.

There is no way you have a girlfriend dude.

Between the Rogan board, hitchworld, the Army, and ruthless reviews (not to mention your homo blogger), there is no way you would have time for a girlfriend. Unless, of course, she was a fucking ugly computer nerd.

I tend to think you are either really gay, or your girlfriend is a crudely constructed sex doll using chicken skin and a coke bottle.

DLR7884
You are one nutty fuck!

Oh yeh, like you have a boy friend you bitch.
I seriously doubt you that you punk ass, racist bitch have neither a girl friend nor boy friend. Yes sure, behind this cyber wall, you can pretend as much as you like. You are one miserable cock-sucking bitch… that’s your reality, punk.

flappo
05-06-2005, 09:40 AM
faster pussycat

for all we know you could be a dude

DLR7884
05-06-2005, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Oh yeh, like you have a boy friend you bitch.
I seriously doubt you that you punk ass, racist bitch have neither a girl friend nor boy friend. Yes sure, behind this cyber wall, you can pretend as much as you like. You are one miserable cock-sucking bitch… that’s your reality, punk.

I don't have a boyfriend, because I'm not a fucking homo.

I do have a girlfriend, and we have a wonderful relationship. I can honestly say she's my best friend.

I don't sit behind a cyber wall. I've actually met people from this site.

I'd be happy to drive up to your trailer park in Glen Burnie and meet you if you'd like.

DLR7884
Does that moisten your dumpster or what? :)

Cathedral
05-06-2005, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by flappo
faster pussycat

for all we know you could be a dude

It's a female, trust me.

saint
05-06-2005, 02:09 PM
Do you know why they call it 'PMS'?


Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken..


She’ll stop posting here any day now

Dr. Love
05-06-2005, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Creative REsponse DR GAYLOVE.


Thanks, I'm trying to keep it on a level you can understand.