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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    Are you a Republican?

    You are:
    2%
    Republican.

    You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)

    2% Republican?? Geezus, now what do I do??

    I do feel a little sick this morning. That 2% must be a right wing virus or something. How do I exorcize the demon of Republicanism?


    Take the quiz yourself
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    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
  • Loki
    Roadie
    • Nov 2004
    • 155

    #2
    haw haw. facist or socialist? matters little fools. thou serve the same master. huzzah.
    "Art is a lie that tells the truth."

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    • DLR'sCock
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jan 2004
      • 2937

      #3
      LOL!!!


      You are:
      10%
      Republican. You're a tax-and-spend liberal democrat. People like you are the reason everyone else votes for guys like Reagan or George W.

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49136

        #4
        Re: Are you a Republican?

        Originally posted by FORD
        You are:
        2%
        Republican.

        You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)

        2% Republican?? Geezus, now what do I do??

        I do feel a little sick this morning. That 2% must be a right wing virus or something. How do I exorcize the demon of Republicanism?


        Take the quiz yourself

        You are:
        -8%
        Republican.

        You're a damn Commie! Where's Tailgunner Joe when we need him?

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        • DrMaddVibe
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6659

          #5
          You are: 64% Republican.

          I bet you'd like Democrats okay if they wouldn't keep handing out your paycheck to urban welfare cheats, right? (And you probably don't want me to be saying anything about "urban" being some kind of code word, I bet.)


          Like there was a choice last election!
          http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
          http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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          • Viking
            Veteran
            • Jan 2004
            • 1772

            #6
            <p><table width='75%' border=1 cellpadding=8 align=center><tr><td valign=middle bgcolor='#FFFFFF'><center><b><font face='Arial,Helvetica'><!--
            --><font size='+2' color='#0000C0'><i>I am</i>:</font><br><font size='+4' color='#C00000'>137%</font><br><font size='+2' color='#0000C0'>Republican.</font></font><!--
            --></b></center></td><td align=left valign=middle bgcolor='#FFFFFF'><blockquote><font size='+1' face='Times New Roman,Times' color='#000000'><!--
            -->"You think the Klan and the Nazis are too soft. Probably because they let in too many closet gays."<!--
            --></font></blockquote></td></tr></table><br><center><b><a href='http://paulkienitz.net/republican.html'>Are You A Republican?</a></b></center>

            Top that, you raisin-sacked bitches...........

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            • LoungeMachine
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 32555

              #7
              You are:
              20%
              Republican. You're probably one of those people who still thinks that getting a blowjob is not an impeachable offense.




              FUCK ME.

              1/5th. Rupuke?


              Somebody shoot me.
              Originally posted by Kristy
              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • Dr. Love
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 7825

                #8
                53%
                I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32555

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dr. Love
                  53%
                  Which would make you 47% normal.

                  Well within the range


                  There's hope
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • McCarrens
                    Foot Soldier
                    • May 2004
                    • 704

                    #10
                    I'm only 75 percent. I'm kinda disappointed in myself.
                    "The security around the hotel was ridiculous. This chick was pounding and screaming at my door until four or five in the morning....finally I said fuck it, and let her out of the room"

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                    • Dr. Love
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7825

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                      Which would make you 47% normal.

                      Well within the range


                      There's hope
                      Normally I don't take these quizzes, but this time I did it because it was so short.


                      It's like The Lazy Test at TheSpark.com ... one of these days I'll get around to taking it.
                      I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                      http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                      • lucky wilbury

                        #12
                        wtf?

                        <p><table width='75%' border=1 cellpadding=8 align=center><tr><td valign=middle bgcolor='#FFFFFF'><center><b><font face='Arial,Helvetica'><!--
                        --><font size='+2' color='#0000C0'><i>I am</i>:</font><br><font size='+4' color='#C00000'>47%</font><br><font size='+2' color='#0000C0'>Republican.</font></font><!--
                        --></b></center></td><td align=left valign=middle bgcolor='#FFFFFF'><blockquote><font size='+1' face='Times New Roman,Times' color='#000000'><!--
                        -->"Congratulations, you're a swing voter. When they say 'Soccer Mom', they mean you. Every Democratic ad on the TV set was made just for your viewing enjoyment. Don't you feel <i>special</i>?"<!--
                        --></font></blockquote></td></tr></table><br><center><b><a href='http://paulkienitz.net/republican.html'>Are You A Republican?</a></b></center>

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32797

                          #13
                          52% Republican according to the questionare but I consider myself and independant and view both the Democrat and Republican parties one of the same. They both have their power grabbing agendas. One socialist and one facist. You can vote for Hitler or Stalin. Take your pick.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • BigBadBrian
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10620

                            #14


                            You are:
                            50%
                            Republican.


                            Congratulations, you're a swing voter. When they say "Nascar Dad", they mean you. Every Republican ad on the TV set was made just for your viewing pleasure. Don't you feel special?


                            “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                            • Figs
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2904

                              #15
                              Even though there is supposed to be some humor in this test, there aren't good choices. I don't agree with the result.

                              Here's a good test, from the libertarian site...

                              Discover your REAL political views with The World&#8217;s Smallest Political Quiz.

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