I think it would be cool if van halen toured with gwar. Gwar could open since they piss and bleed on everybody and with diamond dave back he could us the old jack daniels spray again that would be sweet.
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ha gwar pissing on the crowd is somewhat similar to what van halens been doin for twehty yeaars now. -
I think Dave and Ed should start out small doing the classic "Whiskey a Go Go" scenes. I know Dave will play for a small boot camp if it meant making a handful of ppl happy. He's just got to convince Edward it's not about the money- ITS ABOUT THE VERY STRONG LEGION OF CVH FANS!"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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no such thing as Van Halen. Its Van Roth. Half Ed, Half Dave- All Classic."FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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"I think Van halen should tour with...."
A karaoke machine. Because if DAVID LEE ROTH ain't frontin' VAN HALEN...it ain't VAN HALEN. And they could get anybody to sing that van hagar trash. Not that many would.Comment
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Gotta have DLR fronting the band or it ain't legit-- I think it's safe to say we all know that...
I wouldn't mind seeing Def Leppard open for them...
But yeah, Eddie would pretty much have to sober up long enough to pull his head outta his ass for that to ever have a chance of happening...Without DLR in the lineup, Van Halen is merely Rat Salade...Comment
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Originally posted by Matt White
"I think Van halen should tour with...."
A karaoke machine. Because if DAVID LEE ROTH ain't frontin' VAN HALEN...it ain't VAN HALEN. And they could get anybody to sing that van hagar trash. Not that many would.
I'd just be sure to wear my Darth Vader helmet so that everybody who goes to it knows it's me and doesn't throw too much garbage my way.
I'd be happy to sing for Van Halen, honestly. Wouldn't hurt them any more than they're hurting now, and frankly I don't have a music career, so it wouldn't do me any harm either.
Don't worry, we'll avoid the Hagar catalog like the plague...3 songs, if necessary (meaning, if Alex says I have to do SOMETHING by Hagar), but any more than 3 songs and I'll walk off stage after cussing them out the first night of the tour.
Sound good?Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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