JizzySTOOL exposes Lounge Machine

[LoungeMachine]

Yes, the secret's out.

JizzySTOOL figured out who I am


I'm Kip Winger



Of course Mr shit-for-brains mailroom clerk thought my name was Kurt

How this mail room mouthbreather, who PRETENDS to be a WEBMASTER here was the one to finally figure it out is beyond me.


Damn, Guess I'm owned now

He must know people in HIGH places to get this info.

[Nickdfresh]

She's only 17!




I always noticed how hyercritical you were of Michael Anthony for being a sucky bass player.

[Dan]

Hello kip.

[Nickdfresh]

One of my favorite posters is Reginald Winger! AWESOME!


Cool pic btw KIP.

[Jesterstar]

I knew it. Your a owned Dipshit.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I knew it. Your a owned Dipshit.

When he was your age, he was playing live and selling albums. And he saw more girl-ass that a sorority-house shower cam.


ONW3d!

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
When he was your age, he was playing live and selling albums. And he saw more girl-ass that a sorority-house shower cam.


ONW3d!

Dude Kip Winger is a total fucking Fag. He took Balet........The only ass he saw was his getting drilled by cocks.

[Warham]

Kip Winger? For real?????

I thought April Fools was a month ago.

[Jesterstar]

The only Joke here is Lounge machines entire career.,

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
The only Joke here is Lounge machines entire career.,

Speaking of careers...........

Isnt your favorite saying in the mailroom "What can Brown do for you? "

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Speaking of careers...........

Isnt your favorite saying in the mailroom "What can Brown do for you? "

Actually that is what you say when you bend over and show a trucker your anus.

OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Figs]

I don't know who you are, but even if you were Kip Winger I wouldn't make fun of you. I hate Kip Winger's music, but he did make it in a business that shitloads of people fail at. If he was smart he should still have plenty of money, and I'm sure he got laid a-plenty. So yes, I'd rather be a Kip Winger than a working stiff. So whomever you are Mr. Machine, congrats.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Figs
I don't know who you are, but even if you were Kip Winger I wouldn't make fun of you. I hate Kip Winger's music, but he did make it in a business that shitloads of people fail at. If he was smart he should still have plenty of money, and I'm sure he got laid a-plenty. So yes, I'd rather be a Kip Winger than a working stiff. So whomever you are Mr. Machine, congrats.

I second that emotion. But I do like "Seventeen."

[Jesterstar]

You like a Winger song. I knew you were a fag but I didn't realize you were a gay fag.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
You like a Winger song. I knew you were a fag but I didn't realize you were a gay fag.

His songs about girls, you wouldn't understand. I'd bet he could "fuck your girlfriend, pal!"