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Hal 9000's Font of all knowledge : Ask Me a Question
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
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Your a loser
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come on now thorman, he's a computer. you think he's going to get his feelings hurt by a pussy wussy like yourself?...
go ahead and sing us a song HAL, if that is your real name...Don't FUCK With Greatness...Comment
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Petty Human , it is spelt YOU'RE as in YOU'RE A MORONOriginally posted by Thorman
Your a loser
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*Beep*
My circuits deduce your miniscule cerebral cortex is incapable of calculating any worthwile comeback , therefore by using my popgear derived electronic genius i shall inform you that you are an owned bitch.
*Beep*
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Hal, may i please hear a song?...
thank you...Don't FUCK With Greatness...Comment
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Daisy , Daisy , All for the love of you
I'm half crazy , my balls are turning blue
I can't afford a condom
A plastic bag will do-oo
But you'd look sweet
Under a sheet
With me on top of youComment
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"I put a spell on You"?!?Comment
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This thread is highly irregular.Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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But stimulating!Comment
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Could you sing 'Jump'?ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:
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"May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper GoreComment
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